smooth but not a criminal

So I made a compilation of my favourite semi-overlooked vines, enjoy

Smooth Criminal

Officer!Bucky Barnes x Drunk!Reader

Summary: Bucky’s a cop and got called to a crime scene to arrest a criminal but he realizes the criminal is the person he’s dating

Word Count:1,892

Warnings: Police!Au, Language, Drunk Shenanigans, Major Floof

A/N: Written for Manu’s writing challenge, couldn’t help but write cop!Bucky again. @jurassicbarnes thank you for the fun opportunity.

Originally posted by uncensoredsideblog

It had been a quiet night for Officer James Buchanan Barnes and his partner. So far, they had to deal with a fight between two drunk men, an exhibitionist and a few reckless drivers.

Bucky had started his shift at 10 p.m. the previous night and it was now just after 4 a.m. He kept repeating ‘only two more hours’ like a mantra and tried to imagine you all wrapped up and sound asleep in your bed. He really wanted to be with you.

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Annie! At The Disco

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson vs. Victorious by Panic! At The Disco.

“Cheshire,Yura and Kitten” plus “Bambi,Beka and Daddybek” 
Art by @saniika (Thank you! <3)
They came from @victuri-oh-nice stories and I made a post about them here

You like them? Please check the stories where they came from here
Saniika don’t just draw, but also writes stories and you can read them here

some sentence prompts 3
  • “Hey guys, I’m here and I’m ready to bitch.”
  • “The five stages of grief; denial, anger, bargaining, Seinfeld reruns and acceptance.”
  • “When Michael sang ‘Smooth Criminal’, he was actually singing about me.”
  • “Stupid beats boring.”
  • “You lay a finger on Dr. Dino and I’ll end you.”
  • “That’s it, I’m ready to go solo.”
  • “Alright, I’m leaving without you.”
  • “I shouldn’t have eaten that.” “Why?” “I’m allergic.” “WHAT!?”
  • “That kid has like, 1000 times more class than me.”
  • *shouting* “I swear I won’t tell anyone her about the time I saw you *embarrassing thing*”
  • “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve almost killed someone. 12.”
  • “Here’s a hint: I’m not telling you.”
  • “Look, I care about you.” “Really?!”
  • “You have beautiful eyes.” “Complimenting me won’t distract me from the fire, A.”
  • “Alright, I’m gonna go cry.”
  • “Kicking it doesn’t help!”
  • “You killed Dr. Jones!” “For the last time your Indiana Jones figurine was not alive to begin with! I bought you a new one!” “It wasn’t the same!”
  • “That’s not what they say!”
  • “Are you still looking at the moon!?”
  • “You poor children.“
  • “Don’t be fooled, I’m the epitome of a mess.“
  • “Success is more important than human contact and love and hugs and…“ “…is that why you’re crying?”
  • “If you don’t stop procrastinating I’m going to kick your ass into action.“
  • “We get it!“
  • “Hey, I just wanted to check if you’re okay, you’ve been listening to SexyBack on repeat for an hour.“
Smooth Criminal
Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal

As he came into the window, it was a sound of a crescendo. He came into her apartment, he left the bloodstains on the carpet.

She ran underneath the table, he could see she was unable. So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down, it was her doom.

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 4x

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok? He left the signs in the window, that he struck you - a crescendo Annie.

He came into your apartment, he left the bloodstains on the carpet. Then you ran into the bedroom. You were struck down, it was your doom.

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 3x

You’ve been hit by,you’ve been hit by - a smooth criminal.

So they came into the outway. It was sunday - what a black day. Mouth to mouth resuscitation, sounding heartbeats, intimidations. 

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 4x

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok? There’s a sign at the window, that he struck you - a crescendo Annie.

 He came into your apartment, left the bloodstains on the carpet. Then you ran into the bedroom. You were struck down, it was your doom.

Annie are you ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? 

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by - a smooth criminal.

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok? There’s a sign at the window, that he struck you - a crescendo Annie.

He came into your apartment, left the bloodstains on the carpet. Then you ran into the bedroom. You were struck down, it was your doom. 2x