If Bleach characters held an intervention for Yukio...
As requested by mietie117. :)
Ginjo: Yukio, hello. Please come in and have a seat.
Yukio: What’s going on? Is there a fullbringer meeting nobody told me about?
Yukio: A fullbringer meeting at which Captain Hitsugaya is present for some reason?
Tsukishima: This isn’t a fullbringer meeting, Yukio.
Tsukishima: It is a friendship meeting.
Riruka: [scoffing sound]
Ginjo: Riruka….we agreed no scoffing sounds at the word “friendship.”
Riruka: It’s just so smoofy!
Yukio: Says the girl who actively worships pink.
Riruka: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Hitsugaya: Why did I even agree to this….?
Jackie: Guys, guys!
Jackie: Let’s remember why we’re here!
Jackie: Yukio, we all wanted to talk to you.
Tsukishima: As friends.
Shishigawara: Yeah! You should count yourself LUCKY that we all care so much about you!
Yukio: Will one of you just tell me what’s going on, please?
Ginjo: Yukio we want to talk to you about your video game addiction.
Chad: He said that we want to talk to you about your video game addiction.
Riruka: You know, that addiction you have for video games!
Yukio: Yes, I understood the words you used.
Yukio: But I don’t have a video game addiction so
Ginjo: Yukio….you are playing your PSP right now. While you talk to us.
Yukio: Well so far this conversation has been pretty dull.
Ginjo: Why don’t you put it down, Yukio?
Ginjo: Just for a few minutes, while we talk?
Yukio: I don’t want to.
Ginjo: Just for a few minutes, Yukio.
Yukio: I said I don’t WANT to!
Riruka: Oh for heaven’s sake!
Riruka: You got a problem, dude!
Riruka: Your always glued to that stupid PSP!
Riruka: One time I’m pretty sure I saw you playing it in your sleep!
Yukio: That’s not uncommon in people who are really good.
Giriko: And you are very good, Yukio.
Giriko: But is that really the best use of your time?
Yukio: What should I be doing? Pretend to be everyone’s bartender while I yammer on about time?
Giriko: That is hurtful.
Hitsugaya: You’re not a god, Yukio.
Yukio: Excuse me?
Hitsugaya: When I was in your chatroom, you said that you were a “god.”
Hitsugaya: Is that why you like video games? Because they make you feel in control?
Yukio: I like them because they’re FUN. Something I guess you probably don’t understand!
Hitsugaya: Do you like feeling in control because of what happened with your parents? Because you couldn’t make them love you?
Yukio: Make them -
Yukio: I didn’t WANT them to love me!
Hitsugaya: Yes because that seems likely.
Yukio: SHUT UP
Riruka: I said it was a bad idea to invite the captain.
Chad: Yukio, we are simply concerned about you.
Chad: You may get carpal tunnel syndrome and die.
Yukio: I feel like that friend of yours would probably heal me before I died.
Chad: She is very generous that way.
Jackie: We all have weird relationships with our powers, Yukio. We get it.
Jackie: Riruka is obsessed with cute things. Giriko can’t stop checking the time. Tsukishima probably sleeps on a bed made of books.
Shishigawara: Nah his bed is normal.
Jackie: My POINT is that even though we all understand, it’s also true that it’s not good to let your powers consume you.
Jackie: It’s not healthy.
Yukio: Look, guys, I “appreciate” you talking to me, but I think you’re a bit off track here.
Yukio: Who’s the guy in our group who actually has money? Me. Who has a successful business? Me. Who actually likes his powers? Me.
Yukio: I’m the most stable of the lot of you!
Hitsugaya: Who manipulated his parents into committing suicide? You.
Yukio: NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU DUDE
Ginjo: This is harder than I thought it would be.
Tsukishima: I told you I should have just stabbed him.
Ginjo: We don’t stab our friends, Tsukishima!
Tsukishima: …since when?
Yukio: Now if you need me I will be in my room. Playing video games!
Ginjo: See? Simple plans never work.