smooch on you

Comprehensive and Definitely Serious List of Sexual Orientations in the Coffeeverse

Arturia: Look I love my husband but have you SEEN women?

Diarmuid: Token wholesome straight friend

Kiritsugu: Useless demi

Iri: Will smooch every single one of you

Maiya: Probably also demi, hasn’t really thought about it, kind of wants a slice of cheesecake and a nap

Cu: Will smooch eeeeeevery single one of you

Waver: An aro-ace in a romantic dramedy; no wonder he’s so grumpy

Kariya: An even more useless demi

Lancelot: Black knight in a black hole of bisexuality

Guinevere: Look Lancelot is great but have you SEEN women?

Medusa: Lancelot was okay. But. I mean. Have you SEEN women?

Kirei: Pretty damn gay. Like. Sorry Claudia. But you kinda dodged a bullet there

Gilgamesh: The Pansexual Menace ™

Tokiomi: ???? Aesthetically attracted to gems and highly idealised versions of his childhood friends

Aoi: Kind of just wants to fall asleep on a firm and supportive sculpted chest at this point

Bazett: Got into a fistfight with the gender binary once; likes Cu but mostly just likes noodle soup

Shirou: Would hold a girl’s hand, or a boy’s hand, or just a cool sword

Ilya: Literally cosplayed as Utena just in case no one had Gotten The Message, also a lil ace nerd

Rin: A constant spiral of bisexual crisis

Sakura: Loves her boyfriend so much but also had a weird moment once where they were watching cooking shows together and they both admitted to finding Nigella Lawson attractive at the same time

Ayako: While you were being heterosexual I practiced the bow

Mashu: Gender? [takes a long drag from a fake cigarette, trying to look cool, drops it] I haven’t heard that name in years

anonymous asked:

a smooch for you, if i may / a smooch for your ocs, and damn im gay

please give me smooches.. please I need them right now I’m so sad. smooches are a blessing.💖

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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Working Title: Kuroo “Common Sense” Tetsurou leaves for one second and Stuff Happens

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(”ノ°▽°)ノ   The secret behind Bokuto’s hot body…BOYFRIEND TRAINING MOTIVATION GO!!

errr. So while i was obsessing over Bokuroo with @snowflakers I came to realize that everything i’ve drawn for them up till now was just…either being retards or suffering. So have some smooches.

That is all.

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✧ God of Calamity  | YATO | Happy Birthday to my fab Yumii~ (๑♡3♡๑)ノ♪

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it wasn’t even on the lips!!!

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Allen & Tim | The cute friendship |
Dedicated to my awesome Pri bby! @allenswalkers ♥ (๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Yuri and Victor: 

Straight people: Obviously, they just hugged. 

Yuri: 

Straight people: Platonic