smoking in norway

“I think life’s just like a movie. And that you can be the director of your own life.”

Skam (2016) dir. Julie Andem

Random Nordics headcanons

I have a few headcanons that I should put up since there’s so many. So here you go:

 They have a big surround sound system in the house 

 On New Year’s Eve, Sweden didn’t yell happy new year he played Dancing Queen on full blast and everybody in Europe heard it 

 Denmark is roasted/told to shut up at least 5 times daily, but he know they all love him

 Iceland whips and dabs ironically and he can’t stop 

 Norway tried to work at Starbucks before but he ended up quitting because he couldn’t stand how picky people were with coffee 

 Finland is like a middle aged wine mom on Facebook because all he posts is cat videos and pictures of Hanatamago with occasional pictures of Sweden and Sealand sleeping. He also posts low angled selfies 

 Denmark likes to wear those aprons that say “kiss the cook" 

 Iceland says “boi” to Denmark and Norway a lot  

 Norway has a blog about faeries

 Since Denmark goes to the bar so much, everybody knows him there and they always tell him to go home if it’s daytime

 Norway likes trap music but won’t admit it (he likes lil yachty)

 The only current “meme” that Denmark really references is “cash me outside how bow dah”

 Finland likes to watch shows like Jerry Springer and Maury

 Sweden knows how do a lot of braids, but he has no one to practice on because the nordics don’t have long enough hair

 Norway made SKAM so Iceland could pay attention to him

 They all have a tradition of having a picnic together

 Iceland says “fight me a lot”

Sweden tried almost every pair of glasses because he always get new ones

 Iceland went to visit America just so he can watch the super bowl since he wanted to see Lady Gaga’s halftime performance

 When there’s a wife carrying contest Finland wins every time and he carries Sweden

 Iceland is obsessed with Melanie Martinez, Lana Del Rey, and Marina and the Diamonds

 During a snowball fight Denmark was having a bad day, and Finland threw a snowball at him and he caught it with his hands

 Denmark has the best reflexes out of all the Nordics, but Finland is just as good

 Someone exposed Sweden before by posting his selfies of him licking furniture on a fake instagram account

 Norway smokes, but he’s trying to quit

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Today I learned about Marie Høeg and Bolette Berg, pioneering feminists and professional photographers in late 19th-early 20th century Norway. It wasn’t until the 1980s that their amazing secret photo collection was discovered hidden in a barn. The photos show them (particularly Marie Høeg) challenging gender norms, goofing around in underwear, and engaging in general badassery. Behold.

Source: Preus Museum.

anonymous asked:

Hi, I ❤your 2p's at school posts (I can't get the image of goth 2p Austria out of my head😂) and was wondering if you could do the 2p Nordics at school? (❤ your blog btw)

(Omg I’m glad that you liked dear hahah and he’s totally the goth kid, no one can tell me otherwise. So let’s go to the nordics~)

2p Denmark: Much like François, Kristopher isn’t a very talkative person, but he actually enjoys going to the classes. He is very good at literature and art, and even with a very “kinda rude-scary” face he’s very polite, so the teachers pretend that they don’t see he smoking.

2p Norway: You know that kid that chats the entire fucking class and is always gossiping with someone using notes? Loki is that kid. He seems to know everything about everyone and if he knows and you are crazy enough to be close to Kristopher, believe, everyone will know. He also spends a lot of time with Roland (2p Austria), what makes he even more scary to some people.

2p Sweden: The nice kid. Takes good grades, gets along with everyone, is always on charge of organize the parties, the teams for competitions and this kind of stuff. Also a teacher’s pet, but no one seems to care.

2p Finland: The guy that is always angry. He is not a bully, but everyone knows that is better leaving he alone when he is not having a good day. He always get into fights, and the little kids nicknamed him as the “Scary little troll”. He tried to throw the kids at the pool and got suspended for that.

2p Iceland: The clingy little brother that never wants to be in his class and always run away for his brother’s class. He is easy to irritate like Finland, but instead of fighting he just screams a lot. The girls of his class don’t like him too much because his hobby is being that guy that makes fun of whoever is in love.

APH Nordic smoking headcanons
  • Finland: used to smoke, but stopped a long time ago
  • Sweden: does not smoke, is the reason Finland stopped smoking
  • Denmark: only smokes when drunk, not addicted to the nicotine when sober
  • Iceland: sometimes secretly smokes because he's an adult he can smoke if he wants to damnit
  • Norway: smokes when stressed, kinda addicted but won't admit it. I won't say he's a chainsmoker, but he does smoke a lot

anonymous asked:

How do you think the nordics would react to fanfics (x reader or shipping fics or both))

i’m just gonna assume you mean nordic fics B)

denmark: denmark would be a little confused at first but he’d get used to them pretty quickly. He especially likes the denmark x reader fics because he usually comes across as very experienced and smoking hot.

norway: norway would spend nights reading all kinds of sufin and dennor smut tbh, laughing whenever he’s depicted as the stereotypical uke and probably reviewing the sufin pics with tons of advice for the writer and bookmarking them so he can show them to finland later.

iceland: iceland actually stumbled upon his first fanficion ages ago and is now one of the rather well-known fanfiction writer in the dennor fandom. his fanfics are super popular mainly because he’s basically sitting at the dennor source.

sweden: *accidentally opens sufin smut* *blushes like mad and gets super embarrassed* *closes tab and bangs head on table*

finland: finland would completely freak out at first but after the first shock, he’d get obsessed with sweden x reader fics ‘cause damn he’s hot.

NYOTALIA DOMESTICNESS IS MY THING :|

(Domestic anything is my thing really)

I was gonna make Norway wear some ugly sweater but I couldn’t decide on it lol, if ya got any ideas, send them my way!

have more doodles.


(Everytime i see/draw some of my favourite characters smoking I’m like “quit that already” I don’t know why i keep drawing people smoking)

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That guy is the son of the Norwegian Crown Princess (born before she met the Crown Prince). The first picture is from the last scene of season 2 and the reason why he ended up on the show is that he went to school with Thomas Hayes (William) and they were on the same russebuss. Now not only was the son of the Crown Princess an extra on the show, but he was an extra with snus. 

Raising nations

Skype convo with Ducere about her OC Scandia’s parenting skills. They leave a lot to be desired, and he’s over all not exactly great at it.
But he tried!
And failed. A lot.
(Tw: terrible parenting I suppose?)

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Scandia considered himself a pretty decent father.
Perhaps a little strict at times.
And maybe a little brutal too.

But he was raising future nations, so he really didn’t think there was any need to honey coat life all the times for them.

And it wasn’t like his three sons were easy to deal with either.


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