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Let's Talk About Love...! ❤️

ARIES:

Aries - Aries: “I love you like every action I take.”
Aries - Taurus: “I love you more than batman loves his cave.”
Aries - Gemini: “I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.”
Aries - Cancer: “I love you more than a watch loves to tick.”
Aries - Leo: “I love you because you’re awesome just like me.”
Aries - Virgo: “I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!”
Aries - Libra:  “I love you like French Fries.”
Aries - Scorpio: “I love you like a cat loves a mouse.”
Aries - Sagittarius: “I love you like my Xbox.”
Aries - Capricorn: “I love you more than zombies love brains.”
Aries - Aquarius: “I love you more than you can ever imagine.”
Aries - Pisces: “I love you like a sea of flowers. More than a garden of smiles and a world of hugs.”


TAURUS:

Taurus - Aries: “I love you more then I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.”
Taurus - Taurus: “I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Taurus - Gemini: “I love you like a flower loves the rain.”
Taurus - Cancer: “I love you more than Edward loves Bella.”
Taurus - Leo: “I love you like distance everybody loves Raymond.”
Taurus - Virgo: “I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Taurus - Libra: “I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.”
Taurus - Scorpio: “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”
Taurus - Sagittarius:  “I love you like I love food.”
Taurus - Capricorn: “I love you more than the Beast loved Belle.”
Taurus - Aquarius: “I love you more than a letter loves an envelope.”
Taurus - Pisces: “I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.”


GEMINI:

Gemini - Aries: “I love you like a bee loves honey.”
Gemini - Taurus: “I love you like I did yesterday, but I not as much as tomorrow but always forever.”
Gemini - Gemini: “I love you more than Charlie loves Wonka bars.”
Gemini - Cancer: “I love you like cookies, and believe me I love cookies!”
Gemini - Leo: “I love you like the sun loves redheads.”
Gemini - Virgo: “I love you like you can possibly imagine.”
Gemini - Libra: “I love you more than an emo boy loves tight pants.”
Gemini - Scorpio: “I love you like old ladies love blue dye.”
Gemini - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a sailor loves swearing.”
Gemini - Capricorn: “I love you more than time loves a paradox.”
Gemini - Aquarius: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.”
Gemini - Pisces: “I love you like a skinny person loves salad.”


CANCER:

Cancer - Aries: “I love you more than a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.”
Cancer - Taurus: “I love you like an Italian loves pasta.”
Cancer - Gemini: “I love you more than the British love their tea.”
Cancer - Cancer: “I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.”
Cancer - Leo: ”I love you more than an incontinent person loves a toilet.”
Cancer - Virgo: “I love you more than Jack loved Rose.”
Cancer - Libra: “I love you more than schoolgirls love to gossip.”
Cancer - Scorpio: “I love you more than a junkie loves weed.”
Cancer - Sagittarius: “I love you more than the plague loves rats.”
Cancer - Capricorn:  “I love you like you say you love me times a million more, and just so you know I love you MORE square root that by infinity.”
Cancer - Aquarius: “I love you more than older people love tapioca.”
Cancer - Pisces: “I love you more than pizza.”


LEO:

Leo - Aries:  “I love you like women love diamonds.”
Leo - Taurus: “I love you more than a dentist loves crooked teeth.”
Leo - Gemini: “I love you more than commercials love annoying us.”
Leo - Cancer:  “I love you like the sun loves the moon.”
Leo - Leo: “I love you more than everythIng in this entire world. With every step and every breath I take, every rush of blood, every whisper of thought, and every beat of my heart comes the reminder that I love you, and I live for you. Because you are my whole world, my everything, and my life.”
Leo - Virgo: “I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.”
Leo - Libra:  “I love you like there are stars in the sky.”
Leo - Scorpio: “I love you more than a duck loves water.”
Leo - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a lawyer loves money.”
Leo - Capricorn: “I love you more than a hippie loves his long hair.”
Leo - Aquarius: “I love you like Brangelina loves adopting kids.”
Leo - Pisces: “I love you like burritos, tacos, and nachos.”


VIRGO:

Virgo - Aries:  “I love you like there are words in books.”
Virgo - Taurus:  “I love you like a child loves his teddy-bear.”
Virgo - Gemini: “I love you like a cop loves thieves.”
Virgo - Cancer:  “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.”
Virgo - Leo: “I love you like the distance between us.”
Virgo - Virgo: “I love you like a mother loves her child.”
Virgo - Libra:  “I love you like a movie geek loves his/hers popcorn.”
Virgo - Scorpio: “I love you like a smoker loves a cigarette.”
Virgo - Sagittarius:  “I’ll love you longer than forever.”
Virgo - Capricorn: “I love you more than money and more than the stars above.”
Virgo - Aquarius:  “I love you like any word can say.”
Virgo - Pisces: “I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.”


LIBRA:

Libra - Aries:  “I love you like apple pie, lemon meringue pie and chocolate mud pie.”
Libra - Taurus: “I love you like “Harry Potter,” and that should have been impossible.”
Libra - Gemini: “I love you more than words can show.”
Libra - Cancer: “I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.”
Libra - Leo: “I love you more than dad loves his daughter.”
Libra - Virgo: “I love you like any person loves sleeping.”
Libra - Libra:  “I love you like an angel loves the heavens.”
Libra - Scorpio: “I love you more than a teenage boy loves masturbating.”
Libra - Sagittarius: “I love you like I love sushi.”
Libra - Capricorn: “I love you like you’ll ever know.”
Libra - Aquarius: “I love you more than words, in all the books, in all the world.”
Libra - Pisces: “I love you more than free WiFi.”


SCORPIO:

Scorpio - Aries: “I love you like a pervert loves porn.”
Scorpio - Taurus:  “I love you more than a child loves candy.”
Scorpio - Gemini: “I love you like cheesecake, carrot cake and chocolate cake.”
Scorpio - Cancer: “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.”
Scorpio - Leo: “I love you more than I love naps.”
Scorpio - Virgo: “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.”
Scorpio - Libra: “I love you like a nerd loves his glasses.”
Scorpio - Scorpio: “I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the water in the ocean.”
Scorpio - Sagittarius: “I love you more than yesterday and that’s how I feel every day.”
Scorpio - Capricorn:  “I love you more than a drug addict loves heroine.”
Scorpio - Aquarius: “I love you like a hooker loves a street corner.”
Scorpio - Pisces: “I love you like all the raindrops that fall in a summer thunderstorm.”


SAGITTARIUS:

Sagittarius - Aries: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”
Sagittarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves Christmas.”
Sagittarius - Gemini: “I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favourite.”
Sagittarius - Cancer: “I love you more than stinky cheese.”
Sagittarius - Leo: “I love you more than the government loves taxing its citizens.”
Sagittarius - Virgo: “I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.”
Sagittarius - Libra: “I love you more than Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.”
Sagittarius - Scorpio: “I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play games on my smartphone with both hands.”
Sagittarius - Sagittarius: “I love you like the Lemon Meringue Pie which my mother bakes, that reminds me of the sweet memory of my childhood.”
Sagittarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than Brazil loves football.”
Sagittarius - Aquarius: “I love you more than a fly loves crap.”
Sagittarius - Pisces: “I love you like a little girl dreams of love.”


CAPRICORN:

Capricorn - Aries: “I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.”
Capricorn - Taurus: “I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.”
Capricorn - Gemini:  “I love you like a nerd loves homework.”
Capricorn - Cancer: “I love you like the sand loves the sea.”
Capricorn - Leo: “I love you more than Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio combined.”
Capricorn - Virgo: “I love you more than you’ll ever know.”
Capricorn - Libra: “I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.”
Capricorn - Scorpio:  “I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.”
Capricorn - Sagittarius: “I love you like guys love football.”
Capricorn - Capricorn: “I love you more than Snape loved Lily.”
Capricorn - Aquarius: “I love you like my morning coffee.”
Capricorn - Pisces: “I love you like trees love water.”


AQUARIUS:

Aquarius - Aries:  “I love you like a surfer loves his board.”
Aquarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a sad woman loves chocolate.”
Aquarius - Gemini: “I love you like my next breath.”
Aquarius - Cancer: “I love you more than a punk loves his hair gel.”
Aquarius - Leo: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the constantly grown technology can discover.”
Aquarius - Virgo: “I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.”
Aquarius - Libra: “I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.”
Aquarius - Scorpio: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
Aquarius - Sagittarius: “I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.”
Aquarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than a blonde loves her hair-dye.”
Aquarius - Aquarius: “I love you like anything you could ever say or imagine and every breath I take is for you.”
Aquarius - Pisces: “I love you like Cinderella loved Prince Charming.”


PISCES:

Pisces - Aries: “I love you like my dog, and that should have said enough.”
Pisces - Taurus: “I love you like I love penguins, my favourite animal since the third grade.”
Pisces - Gemini: “I love you like lice love an elementary school.”
Pisces - Cancer: “I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.”
Pisces - Leo: “I love you more than the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.”
Pisces - Virgo: “I love you more than an emo loves black.” 
Pisces - Libra: “I love you like I love beer.”
Pisces - Scorpio: “I love you like fish need water!”
Pisces - Sagittarius: “I love you like a mouse loves cheese.”
Pisces - Capricorn: “I love you more than Voldemort loved killing people.”
Pisces - Aquarius: “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer.”
Pisces - Pisces:  “I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.”

I need all of you to appreciate the fact that Psych has the absolute best episode titles of any show ever. For instance:

  • Woman Seeking Dead Husband: Smokers Okay, No Pets
  • He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He’s Dead!
  • Cloudy… With a Chance of Murder
  • Poker? I Barely Know Her
  • Meat Is Murder, But Murder Is Also Murder
  • If You’re So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?
  • The Old and the Restless
  • Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead
  • Murder? … Anyone? … Anyone? … Bueller?
  • The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable
  • Disco Didn’t Die. It Was Murdered
  • Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing
  • Earth, Wind and… Wait for It
  • Tuesday the 17th
  • The Devil’s in the Details… and the Upstairs Bedroom
  • You Can’t Handle This Episode
  • Feet Don’t Kill Me Now
  • Chivalry Is Not Dead… But Someone Is
  • One, Maybe Two, Ways Out
  • This Episode Sucks
  • Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger
  • Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster’s Goblet of Fire

and my personal favorite: Gus’ Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy

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All Sexy and all smoking:  Persoanlly i am a non-smoker but i love to see fit lads with a cigarette in their mouth. How about you guys, would YOU Like any of these gorgeous hunks of manhood in YOUR Life? 

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☠️ 20 YEARS OF ONE PIECE ☠️

  • 9/20 Favorites marines

This isn’t a very long list since I bet everyone joins the pirates in this case. But I just don’t think they are bad people and they are justice as well. Not like the evil marines who do things for fun or to hurt others. In one piece world, a citizen is safe with marines which it’s logical. But there are marines that are just so cruel akainu, but never mind, this is my top of favorites in one piece.

Kuzan: Lazy justice. I liked him because of his laziness lol, but really I believe he’s a good character and his fruit it’s really cool as well. Plus, in Film Z he was absolutely awesome, now that he’s by his own and knowing how the marine works, as I mentioned before with Tashigi, I believe he’s going to make a good decision at the end.

Fujitora: I LIKED HIM. He’s kind and strong. And the JUSTICE it’s his last name. He did what no marine haven’t done before. He kneeled and gave the credits to pirates when they defeated Doflamingo, I loved that honestly. “But everyone is trying to help him.. what kind of man is he? What kind of face he’s making? I guess I shouldn’t have closed my eyes I’d love to have been able to see your face..” and then he told Luffy: I wish I hadn’t blinded myself. LOVE YOU FUJITORA.

Smoker: I love his personality so much. He’s justice too. Like, back in alabasta, he was mad when the marine ordered them to tell the people they were the ones to take down cocodrile and he was told to capture the straw hats, but he didn’t. Still, he was angry for that since the straw hats were the one who did it and he looked relief when Fujitora did what he couldn’t. And as well, I love how he doesn’t give a fuck. Back in Alabasta, when he said he wasn’t going to capture them, he literally told the marine to fuck off.

Tashigi: SHES CUTE. And a strong woman. She fights for justice and not as many marines, she protects the citizens because she cares for them. She had a good development not just like a marine but as person. I love her relationship with Smoker too. It’s funny seeing them together.

Garp: As a marine, he’s a good one. Of course, if we refer to Ace’s execution this could be a very long text. Even if I wish he had done something to help, I understand he couldn’t. I believe he suffered a lot too, he was in a really tough position between defending his ideals and going against them for a grandson. Himself said so; he didn’t have mercy for villains but it’s not the same for family, he saw his grandson dying and he couldn’t do anything to avoid it, himself said so as well, he deserved the punches Dadan gave him. He suffered too. But well, as a grandpa he’s excellent too!

Bellmere: The last but not less important. This woman was the kindness I have seen here. She did have not obligation to take Nami and Nojiko as her daughters, did she? But she did and took her as her own child. She decided to give them the family they lost there. What I liked about her it’s how she supported Nami in her dreams of drawing maps, how caring she was about those little things. But what really broke me was her courage. When Arlong went to her house to get the money, she could have said she lived alone because there wasn’t any document where was said that Nami and Nojiko were her daughters, but as she said; even if isn’t of blood, they are a family and those girls are her daughters. And of course instead of lying, she died for them.

anyway have some batim/toon logic hcs:

  • boris is really talented at nearly every instrument known to mankind (or at least the ones you see most frequently in old b&w cartoons). & bendy, while he loves to wear his tutu when he performs on stage, is much better at tap/swing-dancing than he is at actual ballet. usually when you see bendy on stage boris is somewhere in the background accompanying him on piano.
  • bendy is actually a huge smoker, & loves doing those over-the-top tricks with the cigar smoke while boris is more of a drinker. however you could easily swap out their cigars or beer with soda or candy canes & they wouldn’t even realize it (how bendy gets smoke rings out of the candy is a mystery to everyone).
  • toons actually have to consume ink (or at the very least, ink-related “foods” like drawn burgers or drawn drinks) to stay corporeal for elongated periods of time. however when they need a break, or can’t get a decent enough amount of ink to stay solid, they can sink back into some spare paper or animation stills until they get a chance to come back out.

anonymous asked:

(hella weird request) but any smoking headcanons? i see R as a heavy smoker but not as heavy as ferre. also occasional stress smoker enjolras tbh

  • I love stress smoker Enjolras who’s like super ashamed of it, and he KNOWS that Combeferre is going to give him that “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” face if he catches him
  • If Grantaire smokes, I think he just NEVER has any cigarettes on him, like he always forgets to buy some or he can’t remember where he put the packet, they get drenched in the rain etc etc. So he ends up being an occasional smoker against his will
  • Feuilly is the “I don’t smoke, but if I’m offered one during a party or whatnot, I wouldn’t say no” kind of guy. He can live without perfectly.
  • The stuff Jehan occasionally smokes is homegrown and nicotine-free :’)
  • Montparnasse only smokes Sobranie’s black russians because he pretencious as fuck like that. And it’s also expensive and hard to get, so that keeps him in check
I look for you
In the shadows of my dreams
Tilted towards intact
Head first into your pandemonium
Reaching in the dark
Setting fire to the past
Painting the walls red
Baby I’m jumped for surmise
Dip me in the sky
Shove me in my grave
Tell me that you love me
Nail me to my tree
Paint us with my blood
Shove me off the edge of awe
Drenched in your vivacity
My eyes roll when I slouch
Floating on a drink
Surfing on imagination
Step into my light
I scream on stage for you at night