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🌿 Using Weed in Witchcraft 🌿

I’ve noticed there’s not a lot of posts on how to incorporate weed into witchcraft! I’ve had a few fellow stoner witchlings ask for a post as well and I feel comfortable making this post because I’m a certified botanist. I’m sorry if it’s a little unorganized, I got high to write it.🔥🌿 Please, only read this if you’re okay with the topic of drug use and remember to smoke responsibly, make sure you research specific strains! Also, I’m sorry this is long af.

Where Do I Even Begin?
I use cannabis as a way to induce a state of relaxation and meditation. For me, it helps me clear my head and focus my intention. Let’s start with the different strains of weed and which kind of witchcraft they support the best.

Indica tends to be sedative, and gives a body high. This type of marijuana will provide a very relaxing and strong body high that is helpful in treating general anxiety, body pain, and sleeping disorders. As a spoonie this is what I most often smoke to ease pain and nausea, just as a heads up to other people looking for relief. The most popular Indica strains currently include Kush, Northern Lights, and White Widow. My recommendation is Purple Kush or Northern Lights. This is great for self-love spells, protection, divination, healing, and stress-reducing spells or rituals.

Sativa -dominant marijuana strains tend to have a more grassy type odor to the buds providing an uplifting, energetic and “cerebral” high that is best suited for daytime smoking. A sativa high is one filled with creativity and energy as being high on sativa can spark new ideas and creations. This is great for glamour spells, love spells, hexes, curses, and other high energy spells. 

But honestly, just do whatever makes you feel good and makes you happy, your well-being and comfort should be the most important thing in your practice. Please smoke responsibly 

That’s Cool But What Else?
You can definitely mix certain herbs and flowers with your weed! Just pop a couple petals or buds in your grinder with your weed. Please, be careful that you don’t smoke something toxic and do your research. Some flowers are toxic to humans and a few are deadly. Below you’ll find a list of things you can smoke and their properties and why you cannot smoke because sometimes it’s hard to find information online. Note: Please, don’t smoke any of the below if you are nursing or pregnant. 

  • Yarrow is a mild stimulant and has anti-inflammatory properties, it’s great for soothing pain in the lungs and throat. It can cause allergic reactions.Courage, Love, Enlightenment 
  • Blue Lotus use as a sleep aid, as a natural anti-anxiety remedy, and as a stress reliever. Blue Lotus contains nuciferan (a natural anti-spasmodic) along with aporphine, which will give you feelings of calming euphoria. It is important you smoke only the petals. Lunar, Protection, Divination, Prosperity
  • Wormwood can also be used as a light anaesthetic. It is commonly used to give relief to menstrual cramps and muscle pains. It is also being used as a remedy for common cold, tapeworm, headaches, and nausea. It’s also used as an aphrodisiac, this is not for extended or frequent use. It can cause allergic reactions. Psychic Powers, Protection, Love, Calling Spirits
  • Lavender can be use as a sleep aid, as a natural anti-anxiety remedy, and a stress reliever. Sleep, Happiness, Peace, Cleansing, Protection, Love.
  • St. John’s Wart in very small portions. I’d rather you didn’t do it at all but it’s technically legal so I’m listing it St. John’s Wort may be a natural herb but it does have quite a few side effects. Before you start using it, consult your doctor first if you are taking medications that can negatively interact with St. John’s Wort. It can effect how well certain medications work including birth control, mood-stabilizers, and anti-depressants. On the other hand, St. John’s Wart is a mood-stablizier, so if you’re not on any medications and feel a little anxious smoking some could indeed help. The most common side effects are dizziness, nausea, digestive problems, tiredness, dry mouth, and sun sensitivity. Health, Protection, Strength, Love, Divination.
  • Rose petals, white sage leaves, rosemary, wormwood, mint leaves, marshmallow root, catnip, meadowsweet, and passionflower. I know there’s more I’m missing but these are the one’s I suggest!
  • Please don’t smoke(if it’s in bold it’s really bad): Yew, Sandal Wood, Mistletoe, Periwinkle, Dogbane, Orange/Lemon Peels, and Dragon’s Blood. Those are the major one’s people tend to ask about.

Fun Witchy Things To Do With Pot:

  • I like to blow smoke rings and use them as casting circles for cleansing energy. When they break apart and the smoke starts to blanket the room I know it’s absorbing all the negative energy from my home!
  • If you use a bubbler you can read the bottom like tea leaves! It’s a bit of hoot.
  • Incorporate the weed strains name into your magick! When I’m working with Freyja I often smoke Northern Lights because in Norse Mythology they represented the valkyries. And who doesn’t want to be bad ass? I smoke Purple Haze to bring in positive energy. Be creative! You know your practice the best. 💜
  • Incorporate the pipe into your practice. On Samhain, I smoke out of apples because it makes me feel extra witchy and closer to Hel. Also, you can carve sigils or names into an apple! You can use color correspondences or whatever floats your little balloon. 
  • Ashes!! Don’t throw away your ashes! Use them in binding spells, protection spells, or black salt. But if you’re a gardener plants love the ashes! Mix it in with plant food or just sprinkle some on top of them once a week! ( I personally swear by this, eggshells, coffee beans, and lavender salt.)
  • Cleanse your pipe, it’s the least you can do for all it does for you. I like to leave mine out under the full moon to cleanse and just smoke an apple instead with carved intentions to cleanse my home. (I use weed for everything, I’m sorry.)
  • Charge your water if you’re using bubbler, bong, vape, etc. Moon water is totally awesome in this situation and so is rose water! I personally love using rose water but please don’t use store bought rose water. It’s often simmered water and essential oils. You can make your own rose water by putting some petals (dried or fresh) into a saucepan and let it simmer, do not let it boil, when the petals lose their color it’s done. Press the remaining amount of rose from the petals with paper towels into the water!
  • When you inhale the smoke, visualize that you’re bringing in the good energy and all the properties of your bowl, let the smoke absorb all your negative energy and release it! I like to have an incense or candle going if I’m breathing out the bad. 😅
  • Charge your weed with crystals. Every time I get a new batch of weed I put a piece of rose quartz in with it and let it cleanse my weed of any negative energies it might have collected from previous owners.
  • Blow smoke out of your face like a dragon??? 

I hope this is helpful in some way! If I’m missing anything please let me know! 💖🌿💨  

anonymous asked:

Ok, hurting Kurt and Ram is ok cos they attempted to rape Ronnie and deserve to be harmed, but death isn't the best option fam. And the innocent kids you killed is just an asshole move :/ and Heather Chandler.... She didn't really deserve that fam... You could have humiliated her, but death wasn't good...

Imagine being friends with Deadpool

> He found you in an alley being bullied by some jerks on your way home after school.

  • Years ago you had a very bad kitchen accident that left you with a burn scar on your left forearm, he felt empathy.
  • He scared them off and walked you home, he bought you an ice cream on the way.
  • They never dared to mess with you again.

> He likes to hang around with you, you laugh at all of his jokes.

> Your relationship is entirely platonic, he’s too old for you anyway.

> You swear a lot, so he doesn’t hold back when you’re around.

  • He still finds you adorable tho.

> You’ve never seen him without the mask, but at least he told you his real name. You are ok with that.

> He taught you how to use a gun, but hopes he will be there the day you encounter true danger.

> Whenever it’s not school night, he’ll climb your window and play videogames or watch any Sharknado movie.

  • Ok maybe on school night too, but the guy forgets about it! Please forgive him.

> When you’re really stressed or anxious (about school, family, friends, etc.) he’ll let you shoot him.

  • You weren’t sure at first, but he encouraged you to, according to him apparently it was something really fun because people kept doing it quite often.
  • You laugh your ass off if you shoot one of his extremities and it grossly has to grow back.

> He teaches you how to drink, he knows he can’t stop you so at least he teaches you how to do it responsibly.

  • Smoking and drugs are a no-no.

> He’s openly pansexual so he’s the perfect partner when you fangirl about a celebrity or a fictional character. He’s there even when you need advice about a crush.

  • The two of you fangirl about Spidey, like A LOT.

> When nobody invited you to prom he took you himself and even dragged Spiderman along. It was the best night of your life.

  • The original plan was to stay at your place and order a pizza, but he knew that in reality you were upset about it.
  • You rented the tuxedo and dress on your way there.
  • In a single phone call he convinced Spidey to go.
  • The three of you were the center of attention.
  • Peter had a lot of fun too, he missed his own prom so this was his second chance.

> On your birthday he took you shopping and then to Disneyland (don’t ask where he got the money from, just enjoy it).

> “Call me onii-chan, (f/n)!” “no, Wade! what does that even mean??” “CALL ME ONII-CHAN!!!”.

(DISCLAIMER: We know in light of recent events the Deadpool fandom is grieving but to cheer things up a little we wrote this headcanon list. R.I.P. SJ Harris. ~Mod Pumpkin & Mod Demon)

Smoke Responsibly

I got high for the first time the other day and no one warned me about how potentially terrible it could be. All I had ever heard about getting high was that it was fun and you’d laugh a lot etc. That was not the case for me. I had smoked a bit before with no effects, so the morning of I assumed I could take three hits off of a joint and be fine. WRONG. Five minutes later I couldn’t focus on reality and it was honestly so scary. I was staying over somewhere with my friends and I had attempted to text one, but I wasn’t even sure I was doing that because it felt like a dream. Thankfully my other friend was nearby and I got her attention. She brought me outside and never left my side while I freaked out. It lasted two hours.

So all I’m trying to say is that your first time should be with a trusted friend or two, because you never know what’ll happen.  

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1 hour plus no lineart/sketch challenge - I’m a little out of practice with watercolour, so I thought I’d better paint something and who else to do except the literal water gem :3

For @aveanexalea , since he requested it and it was on my vote list.

Back in the early portion of the cold war, US air planners and air defence controllers had a major problem. In the day and age of a single modern bomber being able to take out an entire city, or multiple in a single mission, the US had to guarantee that to the best of their ability to be able to take down as many soviet bombers as possible, preferably all of them, in the event of an atomic conflict.

From past experience, they knew that the “bomber would always get through”, especially when used in mass bomber swarms, or combat boxes, as was the US term. (More of a specific bomber formation doctrine, but eh). Conventional Anti-aircraft measures could and would down some of the bombers, but a large volume would get through. Any Soviet bombers escaping air defences would more than likely result in destroyed US cities and the millions of preventable casualties that would follow.

This was unacceptable. The USAF, taking a page from their Army comrades, decided to go nuclear. The US army’s doctrine was to use atomic munitions to vaporize soviet armoured divisions if they were able to roll through any conventional weapons, for the defence of Western Europe. The USAF decided that an atomic device air-burst in the middle of a soviet bomber formation would do just the trick.

New developments in US Atomics research had allowed for the development of sealed pit devices.

“A weapon “boosted” by tritium and deuterium gas would use much less fissile material to produce a large explosion. Right before the moment of detonation, these hydrogen gases would be released into the weapon’s core. When the core imploded, the gases would fuse, release neutrons, multiply the number of fissions, and greatly increase the yield. And because the fissile core would be hollow and thin, a lesser amount of explosives would be needed to implode it. As a result, boosted weapons could be light and small.“

Eric Schlosser,  Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety.  (New York: The Penguin Press, 2013), Pg. 103.

This new development allowed for more powerful weapons in smaller packages.

This allowed the Air-2 Genie to pack the punch it required.

The Air-2 Genie represented the first sealed-pit weapon to enter US stockpile. With conventional air-to air weapons proving inadequate, and the threat of a single Soviet aircraft wreaking havoc on the mainland US, the USAF deemed the safest option for the downing of US bombers was the detonation of small atomic devices over the skies of the mainland United States, Alaska, and Canada. 

This “view was endorsed in March 1955 by James R. Killian, the president of MIT, who headed a top secret panel on the threat of surprise attack”. - “The Genie would be carried by Air Force fighter-interceptors. It had a small, 1.5-kiloton warhead and a solid-fueled rocket engine. Unlike conventional air defense weapons, it didn’t need a direct hit to eliminate a target. And it could prove equally useful against a single Soviet bomber or a large formation of them”.

-Ibid.

The Genie was to be fired upon contact with a Soviet bomber. The sooner the better for the sake of the US, as will be explained in detail below. 

The on board fire computer would calculate the distance to the bomber, or bombers, and set the on board timer for the Air-2 Genie. After launch, the US fighter would bank hard and roll out and away from the projected device initiation point. Initiation of the device would occur once the timer ran out. The rocket would speed towards the hostile aircraft at Mach 3.3 powered by a solid fueled Thiokol SR49 rocket motor. Primary kill effects were caused surprisingly enough not by blast or heat, which, despite the low yield of 1.5 kilotons, were still effective out to a great distance. The Fireball would consume any aircraft within a hundred yards, yet the most effective killing agent of this device was the prompt radiation released. Even a bad miss could still kill, given that the lethal envelope of the prompt radiation had a radius of about a mile with “the “probability of kill” (PK) within that envelope [found] to be 92 percent”.

“The Soviet aircrew’s death from radiation might take as long as five minutes—a delay that made it even more important to fire the Genie as far as possible from urban areas. Detonated at a high altitude, the weapon produced little fallout and didn’t lift any debris from the ground to form a mushroom cloud. After the bright white flash, a circular cloud drifted from the point of detonation, forming an immense smoke ring in the sky”.

-Ibid.

The discussion of permission to fire these devices was brought up, and how a request to fire the devices may be delayed to the point where several US cities may well have gone up in smoke. In response to these concerns, the use of these devices were pre-delegated to the USAF, by Eisenhower in April 1956, with the actual order coming into effect in December.

In effect, the USAF was able to fire atomic air-to-air rockets at any target that was deemed ‘hostile’. While the joint chief’s of staff demanded that these devices were to be locked up in storage igloos, and never to be flown over the United States except in war time. Presumably, the reality of this was that a large volume of air interceptors were on the deck ready to jet in the event of a conflict. At first warning of the DEW line, Mid-Canada line or the Pine-tree Line, the aircraft would be armed, with Genies extracted from their storage sheds, with the air interceptors, now armed with atomic rockets, sent to intercept the soviet waves of bombers.


To prove the device safe in use, the USAF conducted  Operation Plumbbob on 19 July 1957. This proved to be the only live firing of a Air-2 Genie missile, which initiated somewhere  between 18,500 and 20,000 ft (5,600 and 6,100 m) above mean sea level. (Sources vary). A group of five USAF officers volunteered to stand hatless in their light summer uniforms underneath the blast to prove that the weapon was safe for use over populated areas. They were photographed by Department of Defense photographer George Yoshitake who stood there with them. Gamma and neutron doses received by observers on the ground were negligible. Doses received by aircrew were highest for the fliers assigned to penetrate the airburst cloud ten minutes after explosion.

Source

As shown in the video above, with the description just above, “The
officers wore summer uniforms and no protective gear. A photograph, taken at the moment of detonation, shows that two of the men instinctively ducked, two shielded their eyes, and one stared upward, looking straight at the blast. “It glowed for an instant like a newborn sun,” Time magazine reported, “then faded
into a rosy, doughnut-shaped cloud.”


Eric Schlosser,  Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety.  (New York: The Penguin Press, 2013), Pg. 105. 

Problems arise.  

Inevitably , problems began to arise. Given that sealed-pit weapons were quite new, with this model of weapon being the first in stockpiles, how safe were they? This was a bit of an unknown, one that needed to be found out when thousands of these devices would be put on airfields and storage facility’s across the country, many within city limits.

The U.S. government was quite public about the Genie missile. 

“When atomic bombs were first transferred to SAC bases in French Morocco, the French government wasn’t told about the weapons. But the deployment of Genies at air bases throughout the United States was announced in an Air Force press release.”

“The possibility of any nuclear explosion occurring as a result of an accident involving either impact or fire is virtually nonexistent,” Secretary of Defense Wilson assured the public”. 
His press release reported “that someone standing on
the ground directly beneath the high-altitude detonation of a Genie would be exposed to less radiation than “a hundredth of a dose received in a standard (medical) X-ray.”

-Ibid

However, it should be noted that “His press release about the
Genie didn’t mention the risk of plutonium contamination”,
not from an airburst anti-bomber detonation, but from an accidental surface burst.

The risks of plutonium exposure were becoming more apparent in the mid-1950s. Although the alpha particles emitted by plutonium are too weak to penetrate human skin, they can destroy lung tissue when plutonium dust is inhaled. Anyone within a few hundred feet of a weapon accident spreading plutonium can inhale a swiftly lethal dose. Cancers of the lung, liver, lymph nodes, and bone can be caused by the inhalation of minute amounts. And the fallout from such an accident may contaminate a large area for a long time. Plutonium has a half-life of about twenty-four thousand years. It remains hazardous throughout that period, and plutonium dust is hard to clean up. “The problem of decontaminating the site of [an] accident may be insurmountable,” a classified Los Alamos report noted a month after the Genie’s onepoint
safety test, “and it may have to be ‘written off’ permanently.” “.

Understandably, this would drive the civilian members in charge of safety quite quickly to protest, with the very thought of having to inform the public that a section, or perhaps all of a major US city would be uninhabitable for an extremely extended period being almost unthinkable.

There was heavy debate actually among those in the Atomic Energy Commission (AEC), as to whether use a plutonium, or uranium-235 base for the fission products in the genie devices. 

“In one respect, uranium-235 seemed to be safer. It has a half-life of about seven hundred million years—but emits radiation at a much lower rate than plutonium, greatly reducing the inhalation hazard. And yet a Genie with a uranium core had its own risks. Norris Bradbury, the director of Los Alamos, warned the AEC that such a core was “probably not safe against one-point detonation.” In effect, shrapnel, or a stray bullet, or what have you from an aircraft crash, or sabotage, or whatever incident may well cause the device to, quite frankly, initiate. Heck, even a fire could cause it. 





In short, using uranium as the base fission product, the Genies would fail the one-point safety test, and could be set off very easily. Using Uranium as the base fission product, “Impact tests revealed that when the Genie was armed, it didn’t need a firing signal to detonate. The Genie could produce a nuclear explosion just by hitting the ground”.

Ibid-Pg 107

Understandably, “given the choice between an accident that might cause a nuclear explosion and one that might send a cloud of plutonium over an American city, the Air Force preferred the latter. Handmade, emergency capability Genies were rushed into production, with cores that contained plutonium”.

Ibid.-Pg 105

Even with the one-point safety test proven, there was still the potential for complications.
“The one-point safety tests at Nevada Test Site had provided encouraging results, and yet the behavior of a nuclear weapon in an “abnormal environment”—like that of a fuel fire ignited by a plane crash—was still poorly understood. During a fire, the high explosives of a weapon might burn; they might detonate; or they might burn and then detonate. And different weapons might respond differently to the same fire, based on the type, weight, and configuration of their high explosives. For firefighting purposes, each weapon was assigned a “time factor”—the amount of time you had, once a weapon was engulfed in flames, either to put out the fire or to get at least a thousand feet away from it. The time factor for the Genie was three minutes”.

Ibid.- Pg 109

Heck, there was concern that the fire may even start the standard detonation process.

“The heat of a fire might start the thermal batteries, release high-voltage
electricity into the X-unit, and then set off the bomb. To eliminate that risk, heat-sensitive fuses were added to every sealed-pit weapon. At a temperature of 300 degrees Fahrenheit, the fuses would blow, melting the connections between the batteries and the arming system. It was a straightforward, time-honored way to interrupt an electrical circuit, and it promised to ensure that a high temperature wouldn’t trigger the detonators”.

Ibid.

In 1977, a study was completed that reported that “despite being the oldest sealed-pit weapon in the stockpile, vulnerable to lightning, and fitted
with an outdated accelerometer, the Genie was still being loaded onto fighter planes”.

Ibid. Pg. 223



In the end, over 3000 Genie’s were produced, being used by both the USAF from 1957 to 1985, and the R.C.A.F. from 1965 to 1984.

Here, have this for your troubles.

Sources-

Wiki, for basic info-

Schlosser, Eric.  Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety.  New York: The Penguin Press, 2013.

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part six

“How do you say ‘I love you’ in French?” You asked nonchalantly, looking up at Laf. You sat at the table with Laf, chin resting in the palm of your hand. Your notebook was open and you were absentmindedly writing in your notebook. 

“Why do you want to know that?” Laf grinned. “Do you plan on saying it to someone?” 

“I j-just want to know,” You said, feeling your cheeks warm up. “And what if someone says it to me? I’d…like to know what they’re saying.” 

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anonymous asked:

Prompt! Victuri (of course), royalty locked into a tower guarded by a dragon. Please and thank you!

(um. this prompt made me go ‘how do people even get into towers with dragons, anyway’ and it … went to a weird place.)

Sara Crispino has been under dragon-guard ever since she turned thirteen. The keep itself isn’t so bad, she supposes; the amenities are decent and there’s no end to the number of enchantments that keep the lone castle flourishing.

She is going to have words with Mickey when she gets out, though. Not if. When.

It’d be lonely if it wasn’t for the dragon that guards her; a magnificent black creature with hints of silver and incandescent burgundy in the gleam of his scales. Eros, they call him, and this castle is his doom; she senses that something keeps him here just as he’s obliged to keep her. The dragon, for all that he frightened her at first, is something like an old friend now; so much so that she’s gotten to see his real shape – just once, on the last hunter’s moon – as he walked below the gate in moonlight, long hair drawn into a knot at the nape of his neck, leaving warm footprints in his wake in the snow. As a dragon, Eros has an incredible wingspan, and breathes terrible fire, and has talons that Sara has personally seen mince the foreign men who come from time to time to slay the beast and win her hand. He looks different in the moonlight; lonely and vulnerable and a little bit wistful, like he’s wishing for something he’s afraid to put words to.

The men who come here are likely not what her brother had in mind when he had her sent here; quite the opposite, in fact. She’s seen them, sometimes alone, sometimes in companies, charging in on their war horses with their banners raised. Sara is not old enough yet to know anything about love, but she thinks it cannot possibly look anything like that. How they’ve managed to ascertain that her hand can be won by such an act of violence and hatred is somewhat beyond her. Men are such idiots, she’s told the dragon, more than once, and he’s huffed little rings of smoke in response, as though he almost agrees.

Which is why she’s very surprised, a year later, to see someone else beginning to cross the bridge, walking forward under the light of another wintery moon. At this distance she can only make out the fine, pale gleam of his hair; it’s long and the wind gives it a life all its own. 

Eros stands at the gate, a man in the moonlight, and she hears rather than sees the sound of him drawing two curved swords. “You cannot pass,” he warns the stranger.

“I’m not here for her, love,” says the man in the moonlight. “I’m here for you.”

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaguy  asked:

What's your dream guy like?

Oh gosh great question. You made me really think it out and make a list I’m saving and going to add to. Here are my 100% possible but unlikely ideals in a male partner:

In no particular order-

* beautiful face with a cut jaw, maybe dimples, and big kind eyes
* Extremely hard working. He’s not a man to do things half-assed. Motivated and goal-oriented, he just needs love and support and hugs and he’ll keep improving himself and trying new things.
* Dogged addiction to the gym.
* Literally any height, with the slightest preference for short but only the slightest.
* The kind of pecs you can never really believe exist no matter how many times you get your hands on them.
* Really hairy but knows just how to trim, shape, and tailor it. Impeccable hygiene.
* Knows or at least is trying to figure out the balance between work and play.
* Wants me more than needs me; likes me AND loves me; chooses me more than sticks with me.
* Wants dogs, doesn’t want kids, but is good with kids.
* An earthy guy- he has moments where life hits him and he just has to stop and smile at it. He can really breathe in experiences. Laughs from the gut and sometimes shouts from the audience. Needs nature on a regular basis.
* Eats a ton
* Knows how to support while still being honest and giving constructive feedback
* Ravenous sexual appetite
* Really thinks about things, not necessarily quickly, but thoroughly. Might mention a conversation or a movie moment or a song from days ago because he’s had a new thought about it.
* Thinks farts are gross but burps are fun.
* Drinks responsibly
* Doesn’t smoke except for sometimes cigars or weed on special occasions
* Big picture thinker, remembers priorities
* Had a sense of quality performance/music/art even if he doesn’t know why. Has opinions without a fragile ego attached to those opinions
* this one physical/sexual quirk I don’t want to go into.
* Big tongue
* Big legs
* That thing where the hair on your forearms extends down across the back of your hand, especially once you get into your late 30s.
* Likes colours
* Has a life with friends and family that he can include me in but also mesh well with my world. We wouldn’t grow smaller by being together, we could still have our full lives and each other.

If you know someone fitting this description in London please do introduce us. Otherwise I’ll just keep an eye out.

Also, might be fun, reblog this with a fictional character or actor you think matches this. I’m curious who pops into your heads.

currently-imagining  asked:

Fayeee!! I'm going to the museums with one of my guy friends on Thursday and he said he might bring some weed to smoke. It'll be my first time! Any advice for a newbie? Lol. (Also I hope you're having a great evening!! 💙💙)

Awww, this sounds like such a good time! I honestly love going to the museum high.💜💨 I definitely have some words of advice for.

  • You’ll see a lot of people talk about how they didn’t get high their first time smoking weed, I can say the same for myself, and the same may happen to you. Not everyone gets high the first time they smoke weed and that’s totally okay that’s why there’s session two!
    •  This is your first time smoking weed please be patient with your body. Have your first session an hour or two before you go to the museum so you can a) see if you get high and give it the proper time to play out b) have a second session before the museum in case you didn’t get high the first time. Give it at least an hour.
  • You need to smoke it, right? Your smoking options are as follows: joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vape and another myriad of devices that probably aren’t fit for a first-timer. A joint or blunt is probably the easiest way to smoke, but rolling can be hard if you’ve never done it before, bong rips may be a bit too harsh and heavy, and so I’m recommending you go with a bowl. But ultimately this up to you and your friend if he can roll you a blunt do iitttt.
    • I’m going to assume this won’t happen but just in case please don’t smoke out of make shift bongs that include aluminum or plastic. Smoking out of an apple is fine but plastic and aluminum will hurt your lungs!
  • Take it slow. Sometimes one hit from a bowl still gets me stoned and I’m a habitual smoker, take one hit wait 20-30 minutes and take another, and then just waaiiitttt. If time passes and you’re not feeling it take two hits and have a ball.
    • Do not feel pressured into smoking more, your buddy has smoked before and knows his limits maybe he can smoke a whole bowl and be okay but that doesn’t mean you can. Take it slow - sorry I’m being a helicopter mom but seriously.
    • You can’t get too high, some bored soul on 4chan made a video of him doing all the math and you’d have to smoke 12 tons of weed in a hour to over dose. If hours pass and you’re still not high just keep smoking till you can meet me in the clouds.
  • Remember to “puff, puff, pass.” This may sound trite, but it’s important. Don’t hog the weed. Don’t give your buddy a/try to smoke a cached bowl. The term “cached” means the bowl or bong no longer has any smokable bud in it. 
  • It’s honestly kinda ballsy you’re going to be outside the first time you’re high! I know I was super paranoid my first time around so be prepared for that. Bring a stone, piece of jewelry, fidget spinner if that’s your thing, something to fiddle with and keep you calm if you start getting paranoid about cops. I swear this was me all through high school and now I’m just like stoned everywhere I go and no cop cares but hey, we all start somewhere.
    • On a side note, sometimes if I feel “too high” I get anxious. A good way to combat anxiety about being high is to have a snack and a water bottle being hydrated and shoving your face can bring you down from your high so it’s something good to combat anxiety and feel proactive about it. Also, it’s good to have munchies on hand.
  • A roll of thumb I have when smoking with men who aren’t my boyfriend is to have them hit the bowl first even if I’ve known them a while. I’ve had male friends of years try to lace that shit and knock me out. I’m sure your character judgement is great but you can never be too safe.
  • Maybe you’ve heard the nasty cottonmouth rumors floating around. Well, they’re true. Your mouth will definitely get dry, it’s okay, it happens to everyone all the time. Just drink that water I suggested you have!! And some chapstick doesn’t hurt.

.Everything’s going to feel a little weird, time may feel slow, but it’s cool just appreciate everything! Have a great time and try not to get too caught up in your thoughts. I hope you have a beautiful time and remember to smoke responsibly dear! 💖

A Turning Point: Chapter One

SUMMARY: With his reputation in shreds, Steve finds nothing better to do than nope around under the social radar - of course Billy Hargrove, whose seen that there’s still plenty of fight left in him, won’t let that happen. 

CHAPTERS: 1/?

enemies to friends to lovers (i guess), slow burn, harringrove, probs some smut along the line, my first chapter fic, encouragement makes me want to write so play nice in the comments, I’ll make a masterpost at some point don’t u worry :) Also tagging @hannipunk and @addigaddi who both showed interest on a previous post thank u my lovelies - anyone want to make suggestions be free to do so, unbeta-ed for now :) :)

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Is this what being high feels like? Tom Holland x reader

Warnings: drugs, alcohol, cussing

A/N: idk what inspired this but I hope you like it!

You sigh as you set your beer down on the coffee table, tonight just wasn’t your night. Your boyfriend, Tom, had been out with his friends, Harrison and Jacob. It’s not that you don’t trust Tom, because you do 100%, it’s that it was supposed to be a night between just you and him. You quietly hummed a small toon, you got up from the comfy couch walking into the room you and Tom share, making your way to your nightstand opening the small drawer located on the top of the small wooden brown stand. You pursed your lips as you pull out a baggie of weed, you weren’t the one to smoke all the time, but you did when you felt stressed or had a little bit of anxiety. Although, right now all you wanted to do was smoke even though you aren’t really feeling stressed or full of anxiety.

You took out one of the pre rolled blunts and grabbed your lighter out of the drawer. “ I’ll smoke this and then go to sleep” You mumble as you look at the blunt as you light it, putting it up to your lips, inhaling, holding, and then exhaling the smoke. You grabbed your phone out of your back pocket and clicked on the speaker that sat in your room, turning on spotify letting a small hum of the music escape out onto the patio. You sat and looked out onto the street, and inhaled some more of the smoke and let it out with a huff. “Y/N, love, I’m homeeee “ Tom’s voice rang through the apartment as you sighed, he didn’t exactly know you smoked, but you didn’t really think he would care. “Darling?” Tom’s voice now came from the room, you took a puff and exhaled the smoke. “ On the patio Tommy” You say leaning your head back to let your voice rift off towards him.

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Cigarettes in your Lungs

~a richie/eddie shotgunning fic

READ IT HERE ON AO3

Rating: T for teeeeeen (?) (with that many e’s)
Pairing(s): Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
Warnings: Recreational drug use, making out, pining, swearing, modern au, theyre like 17 but that’s still underage so also underage, shotgunning
Summary: “Come on! Let loose! Take a load off! Smoke a fat one with me.”

“Okay, one, never say that to me again. Two, let me rephrase this for you, since it never seems to get through that thick skull of yours. I can’t smoke. I have asthma. Or did you forget?”

(aka, a shotgunning fic)
Word Count: 3.524
A/N: god there is a serious lack of reddie shotgunning fics and im here to fill the void with one of my favorite tropes. if you dont know what shotgunning is…youre about to find out. 

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anonymous asked:

Bakugo may be confident and what not. But would he have been confident when asking out his s/o? When and where? Was he awkward af?

Bakugou Katsuki:

  • He’d be overly confident. Too confident. He’d be putting his pride on the line by asking you out, and Kirishima warned him not to be too full of himself when asking you out in case you turned him down, but luckily it worked out in his favor. Only, when it actually happened, for some reason your positive answer shocked him.

  • He’d have declared his liking towards you and his request to go out with you in a passive aggressive way, like; “Go out with me, dumbass. Take it or leave it.”

  • While he was boasting the I-could-care-less act, on the inside he was pleading that you would say yes. When you did say yes, his whole face lit up bright red and his composure shattered into nothingness. Everyone had doubted that he could ever get a date, and here he was, getting one.

  • He’d back up a couple steps in shock, blushing red all over as his palms would smoke, screaming his next response, “YEAH, SURE! FINE. TOMORROW AT THE GATE AT 1:00! DON’T FUCKING BE LATE!!”

  • When he finally met you outside the gate of Yuuei, he’d not even make eye contact with you as he’d grab your hand tightly and pull you along to where you were going to go on a date to. He’d be beet red the entire time, glaring at his shoes as he walked, refusing to look at how pretty you looked because he’d just get flustered.

  • He’d insist on paying for everything, wherever you went. Frankly, he had sprung the date on you out of nowhere, so he really had no time to plan where he wanted to take you. So the both of you just went to the mall and bought numerous things.

  • Once people were all around you, he’d let go of your hand and stay at least a foot away from you. It confused you, but you would realize that it was because he was nervous to be seen all “lovey dovey” by anyone he knew.

  • But the moment that anyone looked at you the wrong way, be it another guy, he’d grasp onto your hand tighter than before and pull you closer to his side to make sure nobody got the wrong ideas. Then, he’d refuse to let go of you the entire time, smirking at anyone who saw you both as his pride rose. “Look, this is now mine,” is what his expression would say as he’d hold you to his body.

  • His composure would break at certain times, but once the date would be over, he’d be a bashful mess once he realized that the first date wasn’t so bad. He’d try to ask for another one, but you would beat him to it, so really, he’d be the one saying “yes” to the next date.
Using Cannabis in Witchcraft

While I may use Marijuana in my craft, others are completely fine to comply with laws set forth by Federal or State statutes. This is personal experience, and the way I use Marijuana to induce a state of relaxation while doing different spells and visualizations to charge sigils, etc. Please read only if you can handle topics of light drugs. Please remember to research strains that you smoke or ingest, and responsibly enjoy your high.

-Mack

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