smoke it if you got it

When people I’m out to talk abt periods & long hair & make-up & they’re like ‘’You wouldn’t understand because you’re not a girl’’ it’s like… Wow gosh golly I appreciate that you actually see me as a guy but also you’re full of shit lmfao

anonymous asked:

Me and my ex were a party and shitfaced drunk and high. We were outside smoking a cig and I was on the top step while him bottom. We've never Ickes, or even talked about it, and I looked at him seducingly and kissed him passionately. He stared fingering me and I got so wet ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ we went inside and didn't want anyone knowing we were having sex so we went to the bathroom. As soon as the door shut he pushed me up against the sink and pulled my pants off. He slid in and we fucked for 4 straight hours

anonymous asked:

YashiSato VS KenSato - Gamble

I coped with the end of Westworld by writing a Western AU. (Also because manga!Yashiro as a dark cowboy got stuck in my head.)

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I’ve got one cigarette left and then I’m quitting. Cold turkey. So for everyone who reads this, I apologize in advance if i say anything to you that is mean and uncalled for. I’m probably just gonna cry a lot like i did in boot camp but hey who knows. Wish me luck

anonymous asked:

I hope life is treating you good jaddy daddy

She is, Finished school this week, got a stage @ this non-profit agency working with the Homeless, smoking Good, no one playing me like Boo Boo the Fool 🌿

I was tagged by @wipe-that-grunge-off-your-face. Thanks love x

Said “I love you”?: Yes

Waited all night for a phone call?: Kinda

Stayed out literally all night?: Yes

Snuck out?: Not really? I’ve never had to

Smoked a cigarette?: Yes

Slept in a bed with a person of the same sex?: Yes

Stolen money from a friend?: No

Been on an airplane?: No

Slept all day?: Yes

Missed someone so much it hurt?: Yes

Fallen asleep at school?: Yes

Been lonely?: Duh

Cheated at a game?: As a child

Gotten lost?: All the time

Been in a car accident?: Yes, but happily nothing really happened

Had detention?: Yes

Given money to a homeless person?: Yes

Been so happy you cried?: Yeah, a little

Regretted loving someone?: No

Got in trouble with the law?: No

Have you ever had a secret admirer?: Yes

Been scuba diving?: No

Broken a bone?: No

Been told you have an accent?: No

Fired a gun?: Yes

I tag: @90sgroupiequeen @vladimemeputain @babeinbabeland @bowiepop @end-of-theroad @glitter-pope

ok but here’s some things about yankii leo verse:

  • Leo’s 16/17
  • He’s not too great at speaking Japanese, reading and writing is fine but since he’s used to speaking german, it’s hard.
  • Still loves kids like no tomorrow. I don’t think he’d work at a kindergarten though.
  • Dang smart, probably got a scholarship here.
  • I’m wondering if his brother would come with due to school or what.
  • Wears a short jacket that arrived a little above the bellybottom, he’s got a red shirt underneath it.
  • Has a fae mask with the word human scribbled onto it for many reasons. (If you’ve known Leo for a long time you know why)
  • Can’t really handle gentle contact, he’s grown numb from fighting that gentle contact probably freaks him out.
  • Smokes.

There’s probs more but hey

i was tagged by @wipe-that-grunge-off-your-face  thank u love  😽 🌹

Said “I love you”?: yes

Waited all night for a phone call?: no

Stayed out literally all night?: yes (i was drunk of course lol)

Snuck out?: no

Smoked a cigarette?: yes 

Slept in a bed with a person of the same sex?: yes

Stolen money from a friend?: never

Been on an airplane?: no

Slept all day?: maybe, i cant remember

Missed someone so much it hurt?: unfortunately yes

Fallen asleep at school?: no

Been lonely?: im always lonely af

Cheated at a game?: yes

Gotten lost?: yes, in the wood with my grandma lol

Been in a car accident?: no

Had detention?: no

Given money to a homeless person?: yes

Been so happy you cried?: probably yes

Regretted loving someone?: no

Got in trouble with the law?: no

Have you ever had a secret admirer?: i think no

Been scuba diving?: no!! i cant swim

Broken a bone?: no

Been told you have an accent?: no

Fired a gun?: no

i tag these babes @hereiam-yourrocketqueen @holly-roller @apointofdelirium @blank-gk @unnessecary

To people who cry very easily and often like me:

Tears are a way for the body to let go of the weight of the things you are feeling. Bad or good feelings, you cry when it becomes too much: too much sadness, too much happiness, too much amazement, too much fear, too much anger etc. So, don’t feel stupid for crying whenever you get a little passionate about something, get into an argument, etc ; your tears are proof that you feel very deeply about whatever you are doing or is happening to you when you cry. (fyi it doesn’t mean people who never cry don’t feel deeply, just that they feel differently). Really, you should be amazed to be one of the few to be able to feel and care so fiercely about the world around you and what it offers you that your body needs to release tears so often. All in all, crying a lot is nothing to be ashamed of. Other people’s opinions are irrelevant here, sure it sucks when you cry in class or at work, but in the long run and in the “grand scheme of things”, it’s not a weakness I promise you. It’s a strength.

I’ve been hiding since you left
I’m building my walls back up
like clockwork
I hide behind layers of mascara and
clouds of smoke
food pushed across a plate and
smiles that don’t reach

I pretend not to recognize you
when I see you
and I know it seems so fucking cold
but there’s a wall between us

It’s got “PULLED APART”
graffitied across

I love your goddamn freckles but
now I look away
without trying to count them all
in the back of my head

Not sure what happened
to all my defenses
but it felt like time
to hide again

—  Things I Can’t Tell You Anymore - Part I
ARMY’S REACTION TO BTS BLOOD SWEAT &TEARS MV

When you first saw the bighit intro :

(F*CK I’m slowly drowning back into insanity…)

Originally posted by yoonmin

When Yoongi randomly slapped jimin’s head. YOONMIN BE SAILING.

( MY SHIP MY OTP , MY FREAKING LIFE. OMFGG)

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

When Jimin’s started singing the first verse and you almost fell off your chair

( I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS.I REFUSE THIS.NO.F*CK.THERE’S NO COMING BACK)

Originally posted by kpoxygen

Then there’s jungkook on that swing giving you all types of feels WITH HIS NEW SMIRKS AND COCKY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

seems like turning LEGAL MADE HIM EXTRA RUDE TOO.*sobs endlessly*

Originally posted by infires-af

That latino-like sexy BEAT THO And THEM OUTFITS

SLAY THEM CLASSY~~*hairflip*

Originally posted by vmiin

Suga’s first RAP verse and black hair that probably made you choke

oh f*CK I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS DEGREE OF SLAYAGE TO HAPPEN

Originally posted by vmiin

Namjoon’s perfection AND THAT GODDARN SMOKE THAT CAME OUT OF HIM

( like bruh, he’s so hot that he got smoke coming out of him loll)

Originally posted by pizza-in-human-form

JHOPE IN THE CHORUS. EVERYONE DIED. THAT MANI MANI THAT SOUNDED LIKE MONEY MONEY AT FIRST

(OUR HOSEOKI finally GOT HIS MOMENT TO SHINE!!!)

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Those little hipthrusts/grab crotch thingy they did A MILLION TIMES IN THE MV

(WHY YOU SO RUDE.Did I ask you to act extra sexy ? NO SO GO AWAY. *clench heart*)

Originally posted by c-stress

Kim FREAKING TAEHYUNG AND HIS GODDAMN SEXY BACK AND SMOOTH HONEY-LIKE VOCALS

(How much is needed to touch that perfection.Legit planning to give up on your undergrad studies to find taehyung and touch him)

Originally posted by girlmeetsyoongismixtape

WHEN KIM SEOKJIN’S FLAWLESS ACTING GOT YOU LIKE DAMN

(nuclear explosion of feels)

Originally posted by cleolux

PARK JIMIN’S AND THE BLINDFOLD. LIKE AKFNFJFNJF.

(LET ME GUIDE YOU JImin, I can help you find the right path~~~)

Originally posted by fiftyshadesofjunghoseok

Namjoon  and that random english that was not so random and then MIN YOONGI STARTS PLAYING THE PIANO.

You must be kidding ,YOU , YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME??!!! *hits yoongi cause’ too much feels*

Originally posted by pvramiids

AND THEN THE SAID KIM SEOKJIN KISSES A STATUE

(legits started typing on google ; how to be a statue in my next life)

Originally posted by pixelatedhorrorgirl

Then the video is finished…

and you ask yourself why you got yourself into this.

DON’T TOUCH ME.I DON’T NEED TO LIVE ANYMORE. I’M DONE.THERE’S SO REASON FOR ME TO STAY SANE ANYMORE. SEND ME ON AN ISLAND WHERE I’LL SURVIVE ON BANANAS AND WATER WHILE PRAYING JESUS THREE TIMES A DAY.

Originally posted by nctdreamprotectionsquad2k16

Post-fangirling/fanboying:

I’M SUING YOU.WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HURT ME.TAKE RESPONSILIBLITY FOR MAKING ME LOSE ALL SANITY LEFT !!!

Originally posted by kpopmacro92

When your bias list is being threatened once again

( BRUH. YOU’RE NOT GOING THERE.WE MADE AN AGREEMENT WHEN I FIRST STARTED STANNING THIS BAND THAT YOU WOULD STAY IN YOUR LANE)

Originally posted by w-t-f-yes

REBLOG IF YOU CAN RELATE  x)