At the fall festival. I had my face painted like a skeleton. The kids loved it and more than a few requested skeleton facepaint of their own. I had a lot of fun pretending to be scared of skeletons, so the kids - all younger than six or seven - got a kick out of telling me Terrifying Skeleton Facts.
Child: “Ship… did you know that your TEETH are part of your SKELETON?!”
Me: “Oh my god! Really?! That’s so scary! I can see your teeth RIGHT NOW!”
Child: [smiles broadly]
Me: “Ahh! The worst!”
Child: “And guess what? You’ve got a skeleton inside of you!”
Me: [screaming in cartoonish horror]
2014 skeleton war shitposts are on the comedy level of preschoolers