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fic: The Bartender

title: the bartender

genre: romance

word count: 4400

warnings: swearing, alcohol, death mentions, sexual references

description: the one where dan goes to a gay bar to convince himself he’s straight and meets phil lester, the slightly clumsy bartender who throws his whole plan upside down as soon as he smiles.

“So, what can I get you, Dan?” Phil asks, “Sex on the Beach? Screaming Orgasm? Royal Fuck?”

Dan’s eyes dart around the vicinity. This is a bar he’s come to, right? Or was it false advertising and he’s accidentally come to somewhere wildly different?

“What? No, no, no, I just wanted a cocktail!” he splutters eventually.

Phil looks exasperated.  “Yes, and that’s what I offered you. They’re drinks,” he tells Dan and cocks his head to one side, frowning. Maybe he’s enjoying this a little too much. The poor guy looks terrified.

“You look a bit pale,” Phil says, “Maybe you should have a Slow Comfortable Screw first to ease your nerves.”

a/n: god i’m proud of this. it took me two months to perfect. enjoy.

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I love when we’re driving in your car and you hold my hand in yours. I love when we have endless conversations about life, love and everything else in between. I love when we talk about our past with different people, insecurities set aside. I love it more when we talk about our future, together. I love when you turn my frown upside down and wipe my tears away. I love when I ramble on and when all the words are done tumbling out of my mouth you smile and say ‘I love listening to you talk’. I love when we’re watching serials together in bed and you suddenly say ‘Baby, you look so pretty’. I love when you kiss my forehead and tell me I’m special. I love when I’m with you.
—  Daily Tumblr Love Quotes
I love when we’re driving in your car and you hold my hand in yours. I love when we have endless conversations about life, love and everything else in between. I love when we talk about our past with different people, insecurities set aside. I love it more when we talk about our future, together. I love when you turn my frown upside down and wipe my tears away. I love when I ramble on and when all the words are done tumbling out of my mouth you smile and say ‘I love listening to you talk’. I love when we’re watching serials together in bed and you suddenly say ‘Baby, you look so pretty’. I love when you kiss my forehead and tell me I’m special. I love when I’m with you.
  • Person:Stop frowning. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!
  • Me:What if I like to work out?

Smile
…..maybe I don’t want to
don’t be so blue
…..maybe my face
…..feels better this way
just
smile

The day that my brother committed suicide the nurse at the hospital, who knew nothing about me, took one look at me and said, “Smile. It can’t be that bad.”
I spun around and snapped, “Fuck you,” at her.
She looked stunned and then under her breath, afraid, she responded, “How dare you?”
It took every bit of my strength not to grab her by the throat as I screamed, “This morning, my brother put a plastic bag over his head, hooked it up to a helium tank and ended his own life with the meticulous care and planning of someone plotting a bank heist, so I don’t fucking feel like smiling. Sorry if that brings you down.”
She had nothing to say in response and just walked away.

Smile
turn your frown
upside down
…..maybe it hurts
…..to constrict
…..the corners
…..of my mouth
don’t be a party pooper
smile

I’d been awake for three days on crystal meth when a customer walked up the counter and said, “Smile. It doesn’t cost anything to smile.”
I looked at him with bloodshot eyes that felt like they were going to explode from my head. I felt fairly certain they were shaking from insanity. I was having some extreme difficulty keeping myself upright. I was worried that, if I moved my facial muscles at all, it might cause me to lose control and vomit all over this fucking asshole. Oh well, he had it coming.
I drew the corners of my mouth back in imitation of some distant memory of what smiling had been like. At the same time, I tried to widen my eyes in what I hoped would give the impression of warmth and contentment.
It must have had the opposite effect, however, as his expression turned from condescension to fear, he backed up three steps and then just turned around and ran.

Smile
you’re bumming me out
…..maybe you should
…..smile
…..if you like it so much
you’ll make me feel better
if you
smile

I could see that she was getting ready to leave. For good, this time. Her siutcases were packed and she was heading out the door. I f I hadn’t left work early, she would have already been gone.
“Smile, honey,” I said, “Please?”
She put down her bags for a moment as she let out a long sigh of resignation.
“Fine,” she spit, through gritted teeth.

And then…she smiled. A smile so filled with hatred and triumph and pity that I felt all the air sucked from my lungs and the tears begin to pour, against my will, from my eyes.
She laughed from her gut. A laugh that felt to me like suffocating in a bag filled with nails.
She said, “There. I hope that makes you feel better.” Then she picked up her shit and walked out the door.

— 

Max Mundan, :)Smile(:

© David Rutter 2014

2

(Not My Gif)

“Not in the mood Dean” you grumbled in annoyance. You weren’t feeling great today. You thought some alone time in your separate motel room may make you feel better but Dean felt the need to bother you during this time you.

“Oh come on. Turn that frown upside down eh” Dean said giving you a playful wink. You grumbled to yourself. Dean was trying to be funny but you weren’t laughing.

“Go away Dean” you muttered irritatedly as Dean stood up and disappeared for a moment into another room.

“Hey [Y/N]” you looked up to see Dean had returned with a bowl on top of his head.

“What are you doing?” You questioned raising an eyebrow.

“Trying to make you laugh sweet cheeks” Dean smile crossing his eyes “is it working”.

The more you stared at Dean’s ridiculous face the more the laughter was threatening to escape your mouth. You started to hold your breath but the concealed chuckles were starting to make your body shake.

Finally you couldn’t hold it anymore and you burst into a laughing fit.
Dean seemed very proud of himself. He had a smile of victory on his face.

“Knew I could do it”.

I love when we’re driving in your car and you hold my hand in yours. I love when we have endless conversations about life, love and everything else in between. I love when we talk about our past with different people, insecurities set aside. I love it more when we talk about our future, together. I love when you turn my frown upside down and wipe my tears away. I love when I ramble on and when all the words are done tumbling out of my mouth you smile and say ‘I love listening to you talk’. I love when we’re watching serials together in bed and you suddenly say ‘Baby, you look so pretty’. I love when you kiss my forehead and tell me I’m special. I love when I’m with you.
—  Your Daily Love Quotes
5
You're a sky full of stars.
Cause you get lighter the more it gets dark;
I'm gonna give you my heart.
Cause in a sky full of stars, I think I see YOU.

Happy Birthday My Dearest Junhong! 
You are absolutely lovely, and wonderful. You continue to inspire and lift up those around you. You continue to love, and love everything so strongly and passionately. You work so hard, and you sir, deserve the world. YOU, Choi Junhong, are the very reason for my smiles. You never fail me, and you always turn my frowns upside down with yours. You are definitely the ice cream to my sandwich, the glaze to my donut, and the chocolate chips to my cookies! I feel like a nerd saying these things, but since it’s your birthday, it’s okay…right? HAH. Happy Birthday my star~ Stay Golden.

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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A STREXMIX for everyone’s favorite SMILING Host!

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  1. When You’re Smiling - Dixie Strollers
  2. I Feel Fantastic - Jonathan Coulton
  3. Butterfly Caught - Massive Attack
  4. Pleasantville - Pleasantville soundtrack - Randy Newman
  5. You Are My Sunshine - Elizabeth Mithcell
  6. Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
  7. Tape Song - The Kills
  8. We Could Use Your Blood - Lone Wolf
  9. The Robots - Kraftwerk
  10. Upside Down Frown - They Might Be Giants
  11. Didn’t Leave Nobody But The Baby - Andrew Diego
  12. The Perfect Life - Moby, ft. Wayne Coyne
  13. Sleep Tight - Velvet Ears
|| Danny & Codie ||

*leaves a note on the front door for her to see when she gets in*

“   Hey, baby…before you come in, I need you to do something for me. Take a nice..deep breath. Okay? You done? Liar. Do it.

….

….

….

Okay, good. All calm? Good. Now when you walk in I wanna see a great big smile on your face. No matter what you see when you get in I don’t wanna see a sad face today. So flip that frown :( upside down (: . You ready? Come inside.

I love you.

-Codie.  ”

I love when we’re driving in your car and you hold my hand in yours. I love when we have endless conversations about life, love and everything else in between. I love when we talk about our past with different people, insecurities set aside. I love it more when we talk about our future, together. I love when you turn my frown upside down and wipe my tears away. I love when I ramble on and when all the words are done tumbling out of my mouth you smile and say ‘I love listening to you talk’. I love when we’re watching serials together in bed and you suddenly say ‘You look so cute, just like that’. I love when you kiss my forehead. Most of all, I just love when I’m with you.
—  Daily Tumblr Love Quotes
Block B: When he sees you (his crush) crying all of the sudden.

No, no worries, it was my fault for opening them later then what I originally stated so there’s no problem. Hope you enjoy!


Zico: *Pulls you into a hug* There, there, I don’t know why you’re crying, but because it’s you I’ll be your shoulder to cry on okay? Just let it all out.

Kyung: Nonononono!!! Don’t cry [Y/n]! Common, everything’s going to be okay so just turn that frown upside down! I don’t know what I’m doing!!!

Jaehyo: Even though you’re pretty/handsome when you’re crying, I think you look much better when you smile. So don’t let what ever happened drag you down for too long, because I look forward to seeing you’re smile each and every day.

B-Bomb: *Sits next to you* Hi, I know we don’t talk much but…I’m willing to listen if you’re willing to talk about whatever’s bothering you.

Taeil: My arms are open if you need a hug–wait, what if s/he doesn’t want my help?… But s/he looks like s/he really needs a hug right now.

U-Kwon: Would you like to pet this puppy with me? I’m sure it’ll make you feel a whole lot better.

P.O: *Fans self* I’ve never seen her/him like this before, what should I do? Should I go over and see what’s wrong? But what if s/he wants to be alone?– But I just can’t leave her/him crying like that…


Mirrored Illusions || Jeonghan || Pt. 3

Pt. 1 // Pt. 2 // Pt. 3 // Pt. 4 // Pt. 5 // Pt. 6 // Pt. 7 // Pt. 8 // Pt. 9 // Pt. 10 //

Word Count: 5217

Genre: adventure, superhero/villain!au, fantasy

Summary: Just because of one dream, your life is turned upside down. And you had the worst companion to go through it with.


The streets, at this time, were filled with people. Most were dressed fancily as if they were about to attend a modern day ball in broad daylight. You frowned at the dressed that dragged against the asphalt as you and Jeonghan crossed the street. Jeonghan smiled slightly but didn’t make a comment. You looked uncomfortable. Once the street was crossed, you looked around and headed towards a rougher part of the city (“rougher” part just meant it wasn’t updated every week). This area lead deeper and deeper until the roads became cracked and the houses became more abandoned and shabbier. Jeonghan knew if they backtracked and headed to the left it would be a station to Seoul but to the right, it only lead to the Cracks and the Crooks. He personally preferred the Crooks so he was glad you lived there instead.

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