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The art of swearing and cursing in Croatia

Old school curses in Croatian:

- Dabogda te majka u čevapu prepoznala
(„Give God that your mother will recognize you in a meat sausage“)

- Dabogda ti djeca radili u ZET-u
(„Give God that your children will work at the ZET“ (public transportation in Zagreb))

- Dabogda te okupirali Nijemci pa oslobodili Rusi
(„Give God that the Germans will occupy you and the Russians free you“)

- Dabogda ti se dijete u kinder jajetu rodilo
(„Give God that your child will be born in a Kinder chocolate egg“)

- Dabogda ti se sve u dvorištu osušilo samo ne veš
(„Give God that everything in your garden will dry out, except your laundry“)

- Dabogda ti se kurac osušio
(„Give God that your dick will dry out“)

- Dabogda ti kurje oči progledale
(„Give God that your clavus will start seeing“)

- Dabogda ti kuća se zapalila dok sereš
(„Give God that your house will catch fire while you are shitting“)

Do you know some other funny curses?

Feel free to add more =)