smells like justice

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  • blogger: *Catches someone prominent doing thing* ew how gross how problematic what a shitty human being never going to support anything they say or do ever can't believe someone that horrible would ever even exist literal trash
  • blogger: *Logs off and goes about day to day life unconsciously saying and doing tons of "problematic" things they've internalized over the course of their life as they've become normalized parts of society but isn't demonized for it for years and years later because they're not famous so nobody documents it, analyzes it, or even really gives a shit*
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batfam headcanons

Bruce:

  • - typical white male (and unhealthy pale sometimes - YAS, DARKNESS, CAVE, COFFEE AND SLEEPLESS NIGHTS).
  • - so much scars.
  • - a little bit vampire eye teeth.
  • - mother father gentleman fashion sense. 
  • - he smells like… JUSTICE. and machine oil. 
  • - favourite music: jazz.


Dick:

  • - oh that romani bastard with caramel skin.
  • - very bright sapphire eyes.
  • - truly l’oreal hair.
  • - hollywood smile. 
  • - horrible fashion sense.
  • - smells like teen spirit haha.
  • - favourite music: Billboard Top 100. 


Jason:

  • - FASHION HAIRSTYLES. 
  • - carribean tan and white scars.
  • - he looks like latino, but not latino
  • - because that sea-like eyes.
  • - girls dies, when he smiles. Like a sexy predator.
  • - what a wonderful oil and powder smell? Oh, and Old Spice. Po-po-po-power!
  • - big fan of Cropp shops and Vivienne Westwood.
  • - favourite music: THE PRODIGY, HELL YEAH! 


Tim:

  • - english lady skin (brobably british descent), VERY CLEAN.
  • - blue (haha) eyes with dark circles. deep as hell. 
  • - anime hair.
  • - heart melting smile .
  • - he smells like Starbucks. Coffee and donuts. oh, and Jason.
  • - like Jason, a Cropp fan. 
  • - favourite music: secretly a Placebo fan.


Damian: 

  • - green tea asian-shaped eyes.
  • - mocha skin.
  • - PLEASE, DON’T SMILE, YOU’LL SCARE PEOPLE.
  • - undercut hairstyles.
  • - mmmmmmm Spider-Man shampoo…
  • - fashion sense: like father, like son.
  • - music: very random.

Cass:

  • - porcelain skin.
  • - beautiful dark eyes.
  • - MIKASA HAIR.
  • - hey, is that Kenzo with sea salt and cucumber? 
  • - unisex clothing.
  • - favourite music: same as Steph and Harper, probably.

Alfred:

  • - nobody is perfect. Except Alfred.

“Coulson and the Cat” - Digital Oil Painting

“This kitten touched Captain America.”

A humorous companion piece to my last painting. Coulson is having a moment. Just give him a sec. (I think SHIELD is getting a new feline asset.)

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anonymous asked:

Aye Gerson wha'cha gettin' off yer' face for? Ya' gone in a hoop 'for the bot's did they jig yet, iffen ye forget the little ones at the party.

Undyne: *She’s over by the fondue fountain, going to town on it…Gerson? Where ya going, old man? Gerson?! Geez, just abandon me here fine. Hey Grillby, Can I get a beer?

PG-13 Deadpool

So, I’m seeing a lot of stuff about this topic pop across my feed. Instead of responding to each one of them individually, I thought I should just go ahead and make a post about it, because nothing says I care like shouting out into the ether. Here’s the comment I put on one friend’s post, that I’m just going to copy over and add to.

I think there should absolutely be a PG 13 cut of Deadpool (bear with me) with one caveat; The cut must have been edited by Deadpool himself in character. Re-dub all curse words with Ned Flanders-esque substitutes, or things like stupidhead and meanieface. Especially if it doesn’t make sense. Cover any boob or butt shots with crudely drawn Mexican foods, and any scenes that are just too dark should be replaced with a white screen and an IC monologue about how pancakes smell like justice and how he’s always wanted a hamster or something equally absurd.

By the end of the movie, have it just be stick figures ninja kicking each other to the sound of screaming goats and bubble wrap. If you haven’t said “What the Fuck?!” in front of the child you were trying to protect from the boobs and naughty language, it wasn’t done correctly.

- Kathrine Gray