*Catches someone prominent doing thing* ew how gross how problematic what a shitty human being never going to support anything they say or do ever can't believe someone that horrible would ever even exist literal trash
*Logs off and goes about day to day life unconsciously saying and doing tons of "problematic" things they've internalized over the course of their life as they've become normalized parts of society but isn't demonized for it for years and years later because they're not famous so nobody documents it, analyzes it, or even really gives a shit*
So, I’m seeing a lot of stuff about this topic pop across my feed. Instead of responding to each one of them individually, I thought I should just go ahead and make a post about it, because nothing says I care like shouting out into the ether. Here’s the comment I put on one friend’s post, that I’m just going to copy over and add to.
I think there should absolutely be a PG 13 cut of Deadpool (bear with me) with one caveat; The cut must have been edited by Deadpool himself in character. Re-dub all curse words with Ned Flanders-esque substitutes, or things like stupidhead and meanieface. Especially if it doesn’t make sense. Cover any boob or butt shots with crudely drawn Mexican foods, and any scenes that are just too dark should be replaced with a white screen and an IC monologue about how pancakes smell like justice and how he’s always wanted a hamster or something equally absurd.
By the end of the movie, have it just be stick figures ninja kicking each other to the sound of screaming goats and bubble wrap. If you haven’t said “What the Fuck?!” in front of the child you were trying to protect from the boobs and naughty language, it wasn’t done correctly.
My favorite thing about tumblr social justice is how it’s basically a bunch of white people complaining that all white people are nothing but racist scum, but the second a guy says he agrees with feminism, they get pissy and tell him he has no right to an opinion about it because he’s not a woman.