smell my poop

Brilliant Idea

Okay, I don’t have the time to write a full story, but i do have time for this:

I will start a story about a Utahraptor. Reblog, and add to it! And we’ll all keep reblogging it and keep the story going amongst Palaeoblr! 

This will either be Great or the Worst Idea Ever, let’s find out

Here we go!

I didn’t really know what I was getting into. The add had just said “Wanted: Person to take pet. Cockatoo-sized bird. Cannot care for any longer.” 

I’d always wanted a bird, I reasoned, and well, I had finally saved up enough to be able to buy everything it would need. And, well, I certainly had the time that was required for bird care. So I took the train out to the address, walking in between the manicured, much too clean, much too fancy houses. 

There’s a reason I left the suburbs, I thought scathingly, but I was too busy trying to find the house. 

I could hear the shouting from half a block away. Half of the noise was clearly human - sounds of pain, of anger, of desperation. The other half were bird… like, but not like any bird I had ever heard. 

I rang the doorbell and frowned as I heard more human shouting. 

Maybe I should just turn back now? I thought, but I gritted my teeth. No bird was perfect. No bird was low maintenance. 

The door was wrenched open and a woman with a haggard appearance opened it, breathing heavily, blood on her cheek. 

“Oh good, you’re here for the monster?” she asked, panting. 

“Uh… yeah,” I nodded. 

“Follow me,” she explained, going back into the house. I stepped inside, and the smell of poop hit my nostrils, overwhelming me. I gagged, slightly, before continuing on through, looking around at the house. 

There were paintings askew everywhere, with their contents shredded. A pile of toys was completely destroyed, little bits and bobs strewn everywhere. There was an end table in a corner that had been chewed on extensively. And as I walked through the hallway and into the living room, I saw small chunks of raw meat tucked away into dusty corners. 

I was already regretting this heavily when I turned the corner to see - not a cockatoo - not even anything similar to a cockatoo. This was no parrot. This was no Neornithean. 

It was a cockatoo-sized Utahraptor. 

And it was angry. 

MPGIS Sentence Meme

I searched and couldn’t find a sentence meme for quotes from The Most Popular Girls in School, so naturally, I had to make one. Feel free to add more.

Send one to see how my character reacts!

  • “God I want to fucking murder you.”
  • “Who the fuck said my handjobs were second rate?!" 
  • "What the fuck did you say?”
  • “You’re the handjob girl, right?" 
  • "Have fun smelling my poop, bitches!" 
  • "Walk away… like a bitch.”
  • “I swear to god if this blows up in your face, you better believe it I’ll take this megaphone and shove it up your ass.”
  • “The only person that likes Gossip Girl more than you is fucking _________.”
  • “La la la, I love Gossip Girl so much.”
  • “Why don’t you go eat a roly poly like you did in the goddamn third grade?" 
  • "You look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit.”
  • “YOU’RE GAY!" 
  • Don’t you ever fucking cut me off again. Do you understand me?“
  • "Alright, well. I’m gonna go now.”
  • “I’m sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?" 
  • "Fuck you and your entire family.”
  • “You stupid. Fucking. Abortion.”
  • “Hit the bricks, bitch.”
  • “SHUT THE FUCK UP, _________!”
  • “Did someone say ‘crepe’?" 
  • "How do you say…”
  • “This is me telling you that you need to learn your place.”
  • “I swear to god, I’m this close… this fucking close…”
  • “I feel indifferent towards you.”
  • “I heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those punch cards.”
  • “Listen, bitch. I dunno who the fuck you think you are.”
  • “Did that come with balls and a dick or did you buy that separately?" 
  • "You smell like maple syrup and meat.”
The Most Popular Girls in School Sentence Starters
  • An assortment of quotes from Season 1-4 (Terribly out of order)
  • Who the fuck are you?
  • I asked you first
  • I asked you second
  • Who the fuck let you in here?!
  • You were supposed to watch the door!
  • I'm sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?
  • Hey gay
  • That's not my name!
  • Who else here is wet?
  • We're going to the highschool, not fucking build-a-bear!
  • Are you sure you're not a gremlin?
  • Do you think people will notice I'm bald?
  • I'm going to watch it in the family room you stupid fucking abortion
  • I want to poop here
  • You're the handjob girl/guy, right?
  • We talked, you pooped, I thought we had a connection
  • Wait did someone say crêpe?
  • That's going to be one huge shit
  • It smells like someone put a diabetic foot in a sandwich and left it in the sun!
  • Are you suggesting a, how do you say, menage a trois?
  • Why do you say how do you say before words you clearly know how to say?
  • Have fun smelling my poop bitches!
  • So I guess we're a dick!
  • I can't differentiate between jealousy and horniness
  • Hit the bricks, bitch
  • Son of a bitch bastard
  • Oh my god, why me?!
  • Tu es un bitcho
  • Hand it over before I bitch slap the black out of you
  • You are the calm breeze in this fuck storm of a life I'm living
  • She/He can hold my fucking douche!
  • God job! Everybody will forget you next year
  • Yeah, walk away! ...Like a bitch
  • No! No! I’m too fucking young. I’m too fucking beautiful. I just got my hair done yesterday
  • Yippie-ki-yay, you stupid fucking cunt
  • Jesus Titty Fucking Christ
  • Sweet, I just got a new Charizard card
  • Who got me? The three tostadas that I had for lunch? Yes they got me, they got me bad. It did not help that they were made with coleslaw instead of lettuce
  • Everything is just fine. I was just trying to put myself into a coma so I would have to listen to the two of you dipshits try to talk and breathe at the same time!
  • Oh I know but my family and I went to Pearl Harbor for two weeks so…It’s kind of a thing we do every year. Didn’t you get the vacation request form I submitted before I left?
  • Uhm, that's my boyfriend
  • Okay, good. Fuck you and your entire family
  • Okay, enjoy your bald spot bitch
  • Oh my god, what's your secret?
Most Popular Girls Sentence Meme
  • "God, I want to fucking murder you."
  • "I do not just give handjobs... I also let boys fuck me in my butthole, not my growler but my butthole!"
  • "I would apologize, but I don't fucking care."
  • "Why do you say "how you say" before words you clearly know how to say?"
  • "I heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta love those punch cards."
  • "I am so done."
  • "Who the fuck are you?"
  • "This is high school, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire."
  • "Oh, oh Jesus, fucking, yellow penguins. “
  • "We talked, you pooped. I thought we had a connection."
  • "My dress doesn't match with black."
  • "You girls are shit... From a butt... That smells like... Bitch... “
  • “ You were supposed to be watching the door. “
  • "Byyyyyyyyeeeee~!"
  • "Oh I don't know, I heard that you're going around, calling me A FUCKING LIAR!"
  • "Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?"
  • "I want. to poop here. whenever I want, for as long as I want."
  • "It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean."
  • "Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!"
  • "Oh, I'm sorry, but in what universe is an emoji of pie preceeded by the words, "want some" not a clear indication that you are in possession of pie and are offering it to me”
  • "Justice. And a Slim Jim."
  • "Gobble gobble, motherfucker."
  • "The one that looks human. No. Robotic. No. Human. No. Robotic. No. Both."
  • "So do you. You want a fucking medal?"
  • "You're the handjob girl, right?"
  • "Who got me? The three tostadas I had for lunch? Yes, they got me. They got me bad."
  • "And a big black dildo!"
  • "I want you to remember nobody comes into our house and pushes us around!"

Niall being patriotic once again folks