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reblog to petition for ross butler (zach dempsey—13 reasons why/reggie mantle—riverdale) to be casted as captain li shang in disney’s live action remake of mulan —–———————————————————— UPDATE: PLEASE READ BEFORE MAKING ANY STATEMENTS i originally made this post to share my opinion that i thought that ross butler would be able to play the part of shang. i did not know that mulan was going to ditch the character (which actually makes me really sad wtf he was one of my favorite characters and honestly petition for mulan to have singing beauty and the beast was great and reflections and the i’ll make a man out of you song are iconic) and that’s unfortunate, but that means he can’t even play the part anyway, because it doesn’t exist. but just the concept of butler playing shang has really gotten to some people. look. i know he’s not chinese. but actors are actors, and their job is literally to portray people, 99% of the time the characters they portray are of different races. i didn’t say butler would be perfect for the part because he looks chinese. that would be racist, and i would understand all the hate on this post. but this post never said anything of that matter. your opinion that an actor who is chinese should play the role of a chinese character is valid. but so is my opinion that butler would be able to splendidly fulfill the role as can be judged from his performances in all of these shows and so on. just. can we NOT make this into an issue and just have fun entertaining the idea? i literally don’t mean to offend anyone, it’s just weird to see all these people hating on my innocent idea. i’m not saying that because he’s asian butler is “close enough” and will “settle for the role” just because he’s popular or attractive or whatever. as a person of fellow asian decent, I KNOW NOT ALL ASIANS ARE THE SAME. and yes, I AM ANNOYED WHEN PEOPLE CONSIDER US ALL THE SAME. but that has absolutely NOTHING to do with this post my friends. just. yeah. there. —–————————————————————

MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

Shout out to the incredibly talented man on SNL. 

The one who dressed as Mick Jagger and stayed in character.

The man who dressed as prisoner and still kept character despite that blasted beard coming off.

To the man who gave it his all performing solo for the FIRST TIME since the hiatus. To the man who sang his heart out for two of his song, songs he had written, to the man that just made every single one of his supporters immensely proud.

We fell in love with you all over again today and seeing you perform live, for the first time in forever without Liam, Louis, Niall (even Zayn) was indeed probably weird, probably hard, but you managed to pull through. You managed to show your true talent and give us an extraordinary performance.

You were yourself. Your quirky, eccentric, hilarious self. Your stylish and outgoing self and I’m pretty sure the whole world fell in love with Harry Styles all over again. I’m so proud of you, your fans are proud of you, your family and loved ones are proud of you because you did it. You fucking did it.

None of this beating yourself up about it, searching for hate and negative comments. You live in the moment and fuck everyone.

We are so in love with you and please, please know that we are proud and that we never ever want to let you down. You deserve the world and beyond Harry.

You Harry Styles, are a natural talent and born a star and this is only the beginning babe. 

Congratulations we love you x

can we take the SNL Chicago parody one step further...

And now…. the six merry murderesses of Studio 8H, in their rendition of.. the Cell Block Tango:

“He had it coming..”


“I fired two warning shots…into his head.”


“You know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.” 


“He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.”


“Not…guilty.”


“It wasn’t until later when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.”


“He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead.”


basically it’s Twin Bed but with more murder.

Dear new year,
Please be kind to me.
Please allow me to shine light into the lives of others and show my full potential.
Please allow me to laugh a little harder, smile a little bigger, and love a little deeper.
Please allow me to fight towards my goals, while finding out new things about myself each and every step of the way.

New year, you will be lovely. Just lovely.