Tell us your favorite junk food:
The most addictive substance known to man. It’s covered in this white powder that’s supposedly the White Cheddar flavoring, but it’s obviously crack.
You’re too good to be true, I can’t take my eyes off of you…
This is for Grad Bash, including the footlong super cuban sub in my fridge downstairs.
NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN/I GO HARD IN THE PAINT YO
So excited for tomorrow :3
This is the shit!
I run to the store like:
I was enchanted by her off-white skin
She was like a cloud
She was a bomb paused in mid-explosion
Temptation seen in its most innocent form
Light as a balloon
And as soft as a warm blanket
She tasted of processed cheese
And smoothly dissolved in my mouth
The bag is empty, and alas, she is gone
The remnants of golden kernels and salt linger
My fingers are covered in white residue
It is the powder of my past partakings
(oh yeah, I’m gonna start uploading my creative writing stuffs to Tumblr)
I will love you ‘til the end of time 😍 #LanaDelSmartfood
Me and the bae
56. I have an addiction to Smartfood popcorn
This is my 4th bag today
SOMEONE STOP ME!
Smartfood popcorn is so delicious. Never had it? EAT IT.
Cheese cheddar pain
It’s 2:30 AM and I’m drunkenly stuffing Smartfood popcorn into my face watching WAGS wondering why THE FUCK thin Oreos exist… Like who the FUCK do you think you are?