smartass danny


Danny: Okay. Let me just make a statement, okay? Out of the top ten dopiest suggestions you have ever had, this is number one with a bullet.
Chin: What idea is that?
Danny: Oh, I’ll tell you. He, uh… he wants to break into the governor’s mansion. All those who think that’s a certifiably demented idea, please raise your hand. Please raise your hand.
Jenna: I’m new. I didn’t think I got a vote.
Steve: You don’t get a vote. Okay, and the rest of you are forgetting that Five-O is not a democracy, it’s a benevolent dictatorship.

Hawaii Five-0 - 1x24 - Oia'i'o (Trust)

Lori: So how long were you married?
Danny: That clearly has nothing to do with this case.
Lori: Oh, no, your body language says it does.
Danny: My, my body language? My body language is “I’m driving.” See?
Lori: Yeah, no, you were, you were rubbing your ring finger. Every guy does it. Just means you’re thinking about your own marriage.
Danny: Oh, okay.
Lori: I just point out the obvious. Most men can’t handle the truth when it comes to love.
Danny: We can’t handle the truth when it come…? What are we doing, A Few Good Men?

Hawaii Five-0 - 2x03 - Kame'e (The Hero)