smartass boyfriend

This happened a while ago when I was on my way to see the bae

Me: I’ve got butterflies 

Boyfriend: Why have you been eating bugs?


I am dating a smartass. 


An amazing smartass, however.



But he’s still a smartass. 

  • Corinne: What comes after 1?
  • Me: 1.1
  • Corinne: After that?
  • Me: 1.2
  • Corinne: After that?
  • Me: 1.3
  • Corinne: After that?
  • Me: 1.4
  • 4 Numbers later:
  • Corinne: After that?
  • Me: 1.8
  • Corinne: After that?
  • Me: 1.9
  • Corinne: After that?
  • Me: 1.91
  • Corinne: Markpls