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Where is your Mars?

Mars in the 1st House: Powerful personality, forward in actions, competitive individuality. Mask of motivation and confidence.

Mars in the 2nd House: Got those quality shoes or speakers. Had the same goals since they were 12. Aggressively chasing financial security.

Mars in the 3rd House: Know-it-all or smarta@&. Quick on their feet. Always has input. Brave words. Aggressive intelligence.

Mars in the 4th House: You better step off when it comes to family. Their house is the holidays spot. Family jealousy can run deep.

Mars in the 5th House: Obvious energetic drive, making money or waves with their pastimes. Red romance. In touch with inner child’s spark.

Mars in the 6th House: Harda$@ worker. Scolds you for not taking care of yourself, doesn’t disclose their health. High-strung perfectionist.

Mars in the 7th House: Independent at heart. Don’t want no scrub. Love can be an adventure. Has frustrating desires and dynamics. Takes action in relationships.

Mars in the 8th House: Boosted libido. Flames in their heart. Life path of a Phoenix. Dominating in investments or sly in financial influence.

Mars in the 9th House: That person debating beliefs. Desire to spread joy, especially as laughter. Mars is feeding their luck with combustion.

Mars in the 10th House: Workaholic. Always has a nice presentation. Doesn’t need sleep. Can’t comprehend the irresponsible.

Mars in the 11th House: Part of that service sorority/frat. Humanitarian vibes. Has FOMO. Networking good luck charm. Understands the group.

Mars in the 12th House: Passive energies for some, manipulative energies for others. Intense secrets that others might want to uncover.

recipe for marauders

James

  • whole lotta smart
  • a bit– oops a lot dorkiness then
  • carelessly cute look
  • shoulders the size of a living room 
  • bad eye sight, definitely needs glasses
  • charm, more chARM!
  • a little arrogance, okay no- WAIT! Why did you pour the whole bottle?!
  • compassion - my hand slipped
  • protective - but like not the amount we put for mothe–?? why don’t you ever listen to me?
  • has a thing for redheads, I don’t make the rules
  • pinch of tendency to break rules. pst that’s not a pinch that’s a spoonful, well if you want to

Sirius

  • effortlessly smart
  • where’s the “can’t walk straight to save his life?” bottle?
  • a little anger you know with the whole bad boy vi- WHY did you pour the whole bottle again?!
  • silky hair - where’s the conditioner?
  • a bit of darkness, just a little bit. *smells* oh, that’s a strong one, a little goes a long way so maybe I should have put like one drop instead of four
  • I’m gonna need time to carve him out, don’t bother me for 48 hours and keep the coffee coming
  • crunchy on the outside mushy on the inside
  • put three drops of the family disappointment bottle.. you put thIRTY! STOP.
  • where’s the bottle we used for David Bowie? pour half of it, good
  • PINCH of tendency to break the rules. the spoon again? ah, well

Remus

  • pour the rest of the smart in
  • sarcasm for days, pour the whole fucking thing
  • soft on the outside, crunchy on the inside
  • swears like a pirate
  • a bit unlucky.. nooOO- not the whole bottle! you did it anyways, didn’t you?
  • kindness bottle, throw it here! whoops the whole thing fell in
  • where’s the darkness bottle? oh, five was too much
  • give him strong teeth, I don’t know why, just do it
  • where’s the instinct bottle we use for wolves? I know he’s a human just give it, I have a feeling
  • give me the adorable bottle, I’m gonna fix this *pours the whole thing*
  • definitely tea addict - no the earl grey one
  • P I N C H of tendency to brea– you are gonna go with the spoon no matter, cool

Peter

  • oh shit do we have any smart left? no?! oh, we have wit, cool. pour it in.
  • snarky af, pour ¾ in
  • make him the creative one, five drops should do it f i v e
  • put bravery, thaT’S THE COWARDICE bottle. why r u like dis?
  • foodie, half the bottle
  • the good listener for men. I know!! we haven’t used it in a while, I’m excited, too
  • the insecurity bottle, be very careful
  • should we mix in a little shyness? we should?! we should.
  • survival instincts, w o w that’s the amount we use for rats, what the hell?
  • chubby cheeks comin’ through
  • pinch of tend- do whatever you want, I’m done
15 tips for traveling alone

I recently returned from a four-month trip around Europe. I backpacked to Spain, Portugal, Italy, Croatia, Greece, Hungary, Germany, Norway and The Netherlands, sometimes with my best friend, sometimes with new friends, and sometimes all alone. 

Travelling alone was one of the best experiences of my life. You’ll surprise yourself with your keen intuition, your ability to cope with a new language, your friend-making skills, your geographical bearings and overall just how much you enjoy doing whatever you want, whenever you want - from eating whenever, going wherever and doing whatever you feel like doing. Sometimes I had gelato for breakfast, once I spent six hours in a museum, a few times I slept til midday, I went to a music festival solo and I swam in the ocean morning, noon and dusk. 

But travelling alone can also be problematic and lonely if you’re not properly prepared. Here’s some easy tips that really enriched my experience travelling alone. 

1. Laptop smart
Not only is it exceedingly hard to navigate foreign transport sites from a phone, my laptop proved really valuable to me when I needed precious downtime, which was about once a week. I loaded up a portable hard drive with movies and boxsets so I could retreat into my own little world with my headphones on to watch a movie in bed when I needed a bit of ‘me’ time. 

2. Device smart
- I subscribed to Spotify Premium for $10 a month and built myself some playlists by mood - chill, happy, groovy, pensive. Then I downloaded them, so they were available offline.
- I also downloaded Tripit, an app that links with your email and builds you an automatic itinerary based on your email confirmations.
- I also downloaded Maps.me, an app with offline maps and GPS location so I was never lost. I dropped a (permanent) pin on the location of my accommodation in each city so I always had my bearings. 
- Also make sure your emails are accessible on your phone - I found the Gmail app to be the best option for me, because many of my emails were available offline - valuable when I needed an address or confirmation number, which was a lot!

3. Spend smart
I went with Citibank Australia, who offer a Citibank Plus everyday account with fee-free withdrawals and fee-free transactions anywhere in the world. Shop around your banks and see what deal you can find - don’t just go with your own bank, who might smash you with withdrawal and transaction fees. Every dollar counts when you’re overseas.

4. Insure smart 
This was a non-negotiable. I actually submitted two claims after this trip - one for a lost phone and another for a change of trip. Make sure you know what you’re entitled to before you commit to a policy - valuables up to $1,000 is essential if you’re taking that laptop or smartphone!

5. Pack smart
A few quick tips:
- Don’t take anything that needs ironing. You’ll never wear it, trust me. 
- Bring your runners so you can walk miles during the day. It really made all the difference for me - on days I wore them I could walk up to 30,000 steps without any pain whatsoever. 
- Bring your flip flops for showering. Tinea is rampant in hostel world!
- Bring exercise gear. I always moved from place to place in my exercise gear - it’s easy to sleep in on long haul bus-rides, and you don’t want to wear your 15kg pack with bad shoes - it hurts your ankles!
- Pack, then don’t take half the things you packed. Every little thing is a lot heavier on your back in the blistering heat, trust me. And they have toiletries in other countries too, you know!

6. Disembark smart
- Always carry some cash with you for the country you’re going to - for me, it was mostly euros. It was essential for my commute from the airport, and when I forgot to arm myself with currency, I was left disoriented, tired and wandering around trying to find an ATM while not getting robbed.
- It’s also worth Googling bus or train information before you board your plane, so you know the fastest and cheapest way to your accommodation before you land. Taxis are tempting - but will run your budget dry quickly. 

7. Book smart 
- Book directly through the website, not the compare-sites - it’s cheaper! This includes airlines, bus companies and train websites, and the hostel websites when it comes to booking your accommodation.
- Also, always book your bits and bobs in a private browsing section. Airline websites have algorithms that send the ticket prices up if they log your IP looking at a price a couple times to create a sense of urgency in you.
- But don’t feel like you need to map your whole plan out before you even leave home - I purposefully left gaps in my plan and life filled them in. I stayed with europeans I’d met overseas, travelled with new friends and went to countries that I had no plans on going to, like Norway (one of my favourite countries in the end!) 

8. Backup smart
After every country I backed up my phone to my laptop and my laptop to my hard drive. If you trust the Cloud, backup to there too. It is devastating to lose travel photos - they’re about the most important thing you own when you travel. 

9. Stay smart
- Hostelworld.com is the go-to site for hostels. If I was nervous about my choice, I’d usually book one night in and extend my stay if it felt right. I always read plenty of reviews for each place, particularly taking notice of the location rating. Cleanliness in the bathroom, uncomfortable beds or a tiny kitchen were things I could deal with. A 30 minute commute to the city was something that wore me down pretty quickly.
- Speaking of the kitchen - that ‘free’ shelf in the fridge is your best friend - use it!

10. Be alone smart
- Find a local pub and go and sit at the bar with a good book. Strike up a conversation with the bartender - they are probably bored out of their mind! Bartenders have a wealth of cultural knowledge about their city that you’d never find on Trip Advisor - ask for their hot tips on eating, drinking, shopping and the sights. I asked each bartender to draw all over a fold-up map in each city so I had a visual reference - it helped me pair things together that were close by so I could plan my days better.
- Also, do the walking tour on your first day. They are usually free (the tour guides live on tips) and they are the most useful introduction to a city - not to mention hugely interesting.

11. Commute smart
If you’re wondering if you should walk or get a metro, walk. If you’re wondering whether you should get the metro or a bus, bus. The metro is fast, but you see nothing. 

12. Dress smart
- If you’re spending the day exploring, wear one less thing than you think you need to. It’s awful being hot and sweaty, but easy to speed up if you’re feeling a little nippy. Plus, your thighs will thank you when they can crush steel between your rippling muscles!
- Runners are pretty much always the best option - you’ll double your productivity with them on. 

13. Mini-pack smart
Your daypack should contain:
- headphones
- a book
- a city map (to ask the locals to circle their favourite places on!)
- a knife and fork (plastic, for impromptu lunches in the park or by the water)
- a water bottle. Water is your best friend between all that exercise you didn’t realize you were doing (win!), the salty restaurant meals you’re eating (yum) and the drinking (inevitable). Drink it in litres - otherwise you’ll be perpetually dehydrated and wondering why you feel so tired. 

14. Wash, dry and iron smart
It’s inevitable you’ll have to wash atleast once a week. Face it, pretty boy. Mama aint here to help you now. 
- Every night, wash the underwear you wore that day in the shower. It takes five seconds, stops them from stinking up the place (we all know undies get the most dirty) and fresh undies are one of life’s little pleasures!
- You can iron out major creases by wetting a towel and wiping the clothing while it’s on you (it’ll dry), or bringing the item on a coat hanger into the shower area (the steam makes the creases drop out) 
- Splurge occasionally and get laundry done. Most hostels do it for less than $10, and having fresh clean dry clothing one of those amazing little things that lifts your spirits when you’re out of your comfort zone. 

15. Socialise smart
Talk to people! Everyone is the best version of themselves when they are travelling. Strike up conversations with people you would never usually speak to, especially those travelling alone as well. Ask them their story, compare itineraries, go on adventures together and who knows? You might just make a friend for life. 

anonymous asked:

From the progress of the manga, we can see that Todoroki and Bakugou have to spend more time together to get their provisional hero license but don't you think it's odd that Todoroki never points out the similarity between Bakugou and Endeavor in terms of their abuse? I thought Todoroki would at least disapprove of Bakugou with his bullying.

the thing is, the audience sees more than the characters ever do. 

Todoroki doesn’t actually know the full extent of Bakugou’s bullying. only the audience, Bakugou, and Izuku do. Todoroki has no clue that this has gone on for 10 years, and the most he really knows is that they used to be good friends when they were kids, and had some sort of falling out, and now Bakugou hates Izuku. 

Todoroki doesn’t know that it’s gone on for ten years, nor does he understand how bad it was. 

since coming to UA, Bakugou and Izuku’s relationship is nothing like it was during the years prior. Bakugou is still hostile towards Izuku, but the teachers actively discourage that kind of behavior, so it hasn’t been shown as often. and by the time they get to the dorms, well, Bakugou’s been all caught up in the guilt and shame he felt for causing All Might’s retirement, and generally kept away from Izuku. after their fight, their issues are… not quite resolved, but they managed to talk it out for the first time, and are much more calm and relaxed around each other. so again, there’s no reason for Todoroki to really suspect something, since they’re on much better terms now.

maybe if he paid attention earlier on, during the first exam to the Sports Festival, he might have noticed. but Todoroki was caught up in his own personal issues with Endeavor. he hardly noticed anyone else around him, and only focused on his own problems. which eventually lead to him failing the Provisional License exam, because of the issues this attitude caused in the past began to catch up with him.

even during the first exam, all Todoroki seemed to pay attention to was pointing out that Bakugou had amazing technique in his fight against Izuku, and that he was smarter than he seemed. he never mentioned the very obvious personal grudges fueling the fight at all.

up until the Sports Festival, Todoroki had no reason to pay attention to the people around him. he had no reason to notice Bakugou’s attitude towards Izuku, and had no reason to suspect that it was actually much worse than it seemed.

Todoroki is still learning about Bakugou. he feels regret for giving him a false win at the Sports Festival. he feels responsible for Bakugou getting kidnapped at the training camp. he actually does respect and like Bakugou on a level, and sees him as an equal. the relationship Todoroki has with Bakugou is nothing like his relationship with Endeavor, and nothing that he’s seen so far would lead Todoroki to make a connection between Bakugou and Endeavor’s behavior.

also, yes. both characters abused Izuku and Todoroki, respectively. however, their attitudes were completely different. Bakugou resented and feared Izuku because he was scared Izuku was looking down on him, and could maybe one day surpass him, which did nothing but fuel his inferiority complex. Endeavor hurt and abused Todoroki because he felt like he was doing something amazing, he was creating a masterpiece that could finally defeat All Might, something he’s been obsessing over for 20 years. he was full of pride, because Todoroki was his greatest achievement, and never seemed to realize that what he was doing was wrong. 

they both did horrible things, but their reasons and they way they went about it were different, and again, there’s not much reason for Todoroki to make a clear cut correlation between the two character’s behavior since it doesn’t match up to his own personal experiences. 

Endeavor has never once actually shown that he thinks that he did something wrong (even if he is beginning to acknowledge it to himself). Bakugou’s attitude, however, is slowly changing and he’s becoming a little bit nicer and is no longer actively hostile towards Izuku. there’s no reason for Todoroki to make a connection, because Endeavor is still pretty awful, while Bakugou has been making leaps and bounds in character development by the time Todoroki really started to pay attention to his behavior. 

i’m sure Todoroki would disapprove of everything Bakugou did. i just wanna make that clear. Izuku did nothing to deserve that sort of behavior from Bakugou, and it seriously fucked him up, even if they are on better terms now. but there’s just no point in the series where Todoroki would ever actually see the full extent of what happened, nor be truly aware that it was actually that bad. 

the audience almost always knows more than the characters, and this is an example of that. due to his focus on his own problems, Bakugou’s development, and the fact that the full extent of Izuku and Bakugou’s bad relationship was never shown at UA thanks to the better environment, Todoroki just wouldn’t have noticed.

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Pancakes- Morgan Rielly

Originally posted by calgaryinferno

Ok! Morgan with children! It’s kind of adorable, but I don’t know if this was what you wanted anon so let me know! But Enjoy guys!

Warning: none

Anon Request: Could you please do a cute Morgan Rielly one with kids. Maybe where he shows the little ones how to cook for a Leafs TV home life segment.

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              You loved you husband, you really did. And Morgan was good at a lot of things…

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Careless Speech #2

Chapter Two: Blurted Statements
Word count: 1500
A/n: for @miilkydayz and @lunarmuseserenity777 hope you enjoy!
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The rain tapped softly and rapt on, even on the next day as well, but in all due and respectful honesty, ‘twas a soothing and comforting noise, there in the most benevolent way, as though it sensed their internal struggle. It was a ridiculous idea, but one that could put a jaded smile on Scrooge’s melancholic and fatigued face. Recently everything surrounding his relationship with his nephew was so rickety and stained, overall such a bitter situation. Scrooge looked around the living room, dimly lit by the candles and fireplace. No one was really doing anything. At all. It was a little odd to see a normally lively, bouncy, and energetic family so unusually sedated, forlorn, and lethargic. Even Dewey was relatively still, simply twisting around the little softly pastel colored squares of the Rubik’s Cube that Donald had bought for him shortly after he had been diagnosed with ADD. It was such a simple and small gesture, it was easily overlooked at the time, but now that the blue two shirt wearing duckling realized the extraordinary amount of thought and effort his uncle had put into it. He tried his best to find exactly what would fit Dewey - a puzzle challenge with edges and facets to run his fingers over, soft, gentle pastel colors, calming him and making enjoy playing more. He spent time picking out this specific stimulus, it made Dewey smile a little wider when he clicked in another full side. Donald may be brash, but he really, genuinely, absolutely cared about his family. Even Scrooge. In fact, the longer Scrooge thought about it, Donald could act like a jerk, a heck of a lot of the time, too, but he really cared about others. That may have been part of his motivation to join the naval forces. When they, they meaning Scrooge and Della, asked him why he was joining the army, he merely shrugged and let out a laugh, saying he just felt like it, that he wanted to go out to sea for a bit of work, just because, no, not because he wanted to help people, that’d be ridiculous! Yeah, right. He definitely joined the navy to help people. He was an overall softies, but his it behind a stony, rough, and tempered facade. Maybe he didn’t want to be seen as weak? It’s a possibly plausible explanation to many of Donald’s intriguing and odd personality tics.

“Uh… are you alright Mr. McDuck?” Launchpad questioned, benign and blunt at the same time. “You’ve been staring at Dew-man’s puzzle box for about… sixteen minutes? Yeah… around that amount of time.”

“Oh, I’m sure everything will be fine in the end, my boy,” Scrooge tiredly chuckled with a soft smile. Them he cleared his throat to get all the ducks attention, easily gained. “But in all honestly, what are we sitting around here for? Let’s git a game going, ar something teh clear away this pressuring quietness!”

Don’t be so hard on them for wanting to play a game. It’s always hard to get your mind off of things, especially in the quiet and the dark, for thoughts swirl in the minds of those who wish thought gone {BEGONE, THOUGHT! [I apologize sincerely]}. And in the dark, those thoughts become dark themselves, and twisted. Pain makes you do many things you didn’t know you could do, and painful thoughts tear from the inside, and makes you emotionless to the pain from the outside, numb and cold. So play a game, and know you did nothing wrong, even as your stomach churns and dark thoughts swirl in your mind, and your hopes may be rejuvenated.

After some time of debate on which board game they should play, Monopoly was selected. And as luck would have it, even with everyone joining forces and resources against Scrooge, he still managed to be winning, and by a long shot as well, around a thousand in front of Huey, the runner up.

“Like I said to Dewey in Atlantis,” he grinned over his cash in his hand. “Ye got tea work smarta, lads, not harda. Then ye pull ahead of the lot, easily. And swiftly, too.”

He rolled, getting a double and landing his top hat piece on Go, collecting his $200 and proceeding to purchase hotels on Boardwalk, rolling again to land on chance, earning one fifty. Louie nervously glanced at his piece, the boot, and it’s precarious position dangerously near the now two thousand dollar spot. He gulped as Scrooge passed him the dice with a grin. He concentrated. The “evil” twin frantically searched through his memory for any advice to avoid the roll. What did Donald always say about luck? Oh, right, ‘luck is something that some people have, but some people don’t, but remember, even if luck doesn’t help, it’ll be good in the end.’ With a sigh, Louie let the dice roll from his hand. A collective gasp and a huff of a laugh from Scrooge told him he had landed on the dreaded Boardwalk. Grumbling, moving his pawn to the designated spot, and reaching into his pocket, he handed Scrooge the two thousand. His property on Illinois Avenue caught his eye. There were four houses… rolling his eyes, he bought the final hotel for $150. He probably wasn’t going to get any revenue from it, but it was worth a shot. He handed the dice to Launchpad, who currently was on free parking as a thimble. He stuck his tongue between his teeth as he shook the dice and rolled. Louie had to do a double take at the dice. Three. Launchpad paled, and counted out the money he had. He was six hundred short, having spent all of his other money on properties. Next Webby fell victim, two spaces behind the pilot. She too was broke. Huey managed to escape with some money, and quickly sold his properties to Louie. Dewey also landed on it, but he had only five dollars. It was pretty funny, actually. Next, Scrooge landed on community chest, and had to pay everyone (who was still in) $50. Louie landed in jail. Huey landed on on one of Louie’s places, and lost all his money. Soon, it was just Louie and Scrooge, the two money grubbers. A crack of lightning suddenly illuminated the room, shaking the core of the house. A door slammed, followed by a familiar, speech impedimented voice complaining about being wet rang through the hall. Donald, in all his sopping wet and sour tempered glory, strode into the living room wringing out his cap. He shook off the water droplets on his feathers, the remainder glistening like pearls and diamonds.

“Donald!” Scrooge exclaimed with happiness, jumping out of his chair and running over to his nephew, wrapping his arms around his middle, ignoring the growing wetness on his shirt. But he quickly let go, placing his hands on Donald’s arms, looking at him with a sternly parental gaze. “Where have ye been? The whole lot of us have been worried sick, ye can’t just vanish for a day and a half. You have teh… oh, who am I kidding?” he paused and swallowed, then hugged him tightly again. “I’m so sorry lad, that I said that. I had no right teh, I just wasn’t thinking, and - wait, is that your passport? You’re not leaving, are yeh?”

In fact, Scrooge was right about the passport, just barely sticking out of Donald’s pocket. The triplets and Webby {I may start calling them the quadruplets, this is getting ridiculous} ran over to Donald, gripping his arms with the iron power of FAMILY! And muscle. That too.

“You can’t leave!” Huey cried to him, tugging his sleeve. “Who’d help me with my junior duck scouting and be by my pin ceremonies?”

“And who’s gonna teach me to get out of trouble?” Dewey questioned.

“Who’d show me how to use all the boat equipment?” Louie asked.

“Who’d give me the first hand knowledge of all your adventures?” Webby inquired.

“Wha’?” Donald seemed confused, but realized his passport was poking out of his pocket. He began laughing. “Oh, that! Don’t worry, I already went somewhere, I’m back now. I should probably put this away.”

He had another laugh, and walked into the hallway to his room… boat house thing. They glanced at each other, bewildered as to how this happened. A crash from behind them attracted all five of the duck’s attentions. They all turned to see Launchpad trying to leave stealthily, but failing miserably by knocking over an entire suit of armor.

“Uh, what are you looking at me like that for?” he asked nervously, a blush spreading on his cheeks. “I definitely didn’t fly Donald to Mexico in one of Mr. McDuck’s high tech experimental supersonic speed jets in ten minutes and come back after promising not to tell anyone that I flew Donald to Mexico in one of Mr. McDuck’s high tech experimental supersonic speed jets in ten minutes!”

this is a psa 

mccree can be socially awkward but still be smart

mccree can have a slow processing speed and still be smart

mccree can have a learning disability, like dyslexia, executive dysfunction or ADHD, and still be smart

mccree can mess up his words and have trouble connecting the dots and still be smart

jesse mccree can be a kindhearted optimistic person and still be smart

jesse mccree can be on the autistic spectrum and still be smart

A person’s intelligence is not defined by two check boxes labelled “dumb” and “smart”. That’s not how people work. And this isn’t just for inexperienced fanfic authors but also for the consumers. Sure there are writers or artists who do have their interpretation play into the ‘dumb southerner/dumb Latino’ stereotype but ranting about that on tumblr in every tag available isn’t going to help solve it. 

Educate the person, let them know that in a goodhearted manner that they might wanna reconsider their interpretation of mccree- heck bring up one of these points. They might already be aiming for something along these lines but are having difficulty writing it. Some people might also be transferring some of their mentalities onto mccree and that’s okay-whats important to remember is that everyone has their own interpretation and how they make it is up to them.

psa over, dead-not-dead out

NCT 127 as Highshool Students

:)) this has been in my drafts for like 4 months lmao okay lets goooooo

Taeil

  • nervous but smart
  • a senior
  • just here to make good grades
  • seems like the “sensible friend”
  • looks like he doesn’t study and zones out in class
  • actually the salutatorian
  • is really chill (sometimes does weird shit but its okay bc his friends love him usually)
  • kinda anxious
  • is embarassed 24/7
  • looks like he might cry or laugh half the time
  • taeyong will fight everyone for him (tbh taeyong will fight anyone for his friends)
  • a choir kid but not That choir kid
  • you know what i’m talking about
  • is an underappreciated tenor
  • the soprano section is shaking
  • when doyoung makes the tenors sing warm ups he effortlessly goes the highest
  • sometimes does a little run down the scale softly if he feels up to it
  • everyone thinks he’s a freshman bc he always looks confused
  • roasts someone once every year
  • its the best thing and everyone is always on guard around him when it gets to that time of year
  • its usually during ap testing season

Johnny

  • clumsy but cute
  • hot and awkward
  • “hey girl how u doing- oh shit i’m going down, jaehyun, jaehyun i’m down pls help me :(“
  • is part of band and is a section leader for percussion probably
  • the percussion squad is Wildt and (occasionally) so is he
  • kinda hipster
  • kinda emo
  • kinda cool
  • makes it work
  • regrets his life just a little
  • knows a lot of “useless facts”
  • u think they’re useless until it saves ur life at 3 am on a tuesday night and ur running away from the police
  • if u need him to keep a secret he got u
  • will never expose u (lmao yeah he will)
  • jaehyun is his Bro for life
  • smart and kinda knows what he’s doing (not really)
  • was homeschooled for a hot minute until grade nine
  • was already popular bc he used to hang out with the graduates formerly known as exo
  • that person who when they ask for a favor it could be borrowing a pencil or need help committing murder there is no medium

Taeyong

  • Stressed High School Student™
  • “GPA”
  • “SATs”
  • “g r a d u a t i o n”
  • a senior and Stresst
  • valedictorian, probably has multiple scholarships, still worries about tuition
  • “if i get hit by a rich person’s car, do u think i can sue them into paying my tuition?”
  • “…taeyong u have full scholarships to both Stanford and Oxford dude wtf”
  • “yeah sure but consider it okay”
  • has an existential crisis every time someone mentions college
  • so disorganized
  • still somehow gets his shit together?? and good grades??
  • finds solace in the fine arts
  • quit theater senior year bc it was Too Much
  • knows and is into unusual shit
  • is actually really nice to the freshman
  • him @ freshman: don’t date the seniors, children, bc they’re fuckin snakes
  • a big softie that worries about others more than himself
  • helps everyone with their hw (while putting off a 10-page paper which is probably due the next day)
  • probably voted prom king
  • in junior year he took five ap classes and took an SAT the day after the ap physics test
  • is a Legend
  • everyone thinks he’s hot but he says he doesn’t date every time someone asks him
  • “i don’t have time for dating when collegeboard is already up my ass half the time”

Yuta

  • a lil snarky, a lil sweet
  • and the tinniest bit salty
  • a soft boi
  • doesn’t wanna be a soft boi
  • wants to fight everyone
  • but also knows he’ll get his ass kicked
  • takes good care of his friends
  • his giggles melt hearts
  • his smile makes people run into walls
  • can u tell i’m yuta biased
  • basically hot and he kinda knows it
  • when its prom season he gets hella promposals
  • both he and jaehyun are tied for most promposals given in their years
  • he just goes with winwin
  • lowkey kinky
  • sometimes it slips out
  • loves winwin very much
  • is in choir, but rarely gets solos
  • isn’t bitter about it (is a little bitter)
  • likes complimenting and roasting people in the same sentence
  • will smile in ur face and call u ugly
  • exposes u for ur bullshit
  • but still loves u
  • knows all the Tea bc of winwin
  • in theater only for the drama (the lipton tea kind)
  • lowkey a ride-or-die friend

Doyoung

  • is That choir student™
  • choir student director usually goes to senior
  • but u see
  • ya boy is one talented mf
  • he’s chill (not really) until he steps behind that music stand
  • will tell you ur offbeat and singing off key every five minutes
  • “choir is life”
  • makes the tenors sing high af
  • “doyoung i can’t reach that note”
  • “dOyouNG i CaN’t rEAcH tHaT nOTe”
  • dabs softly to the musical accompaniment
  • a diligent student
  • that super organized student that always has everything
  • including and not limited to: band-aids, stapler, calculator, pencils, pens, ibuprofen for those in pain, literally anything u need ya boy got
  • will come for u and ur edges
  • is soft for his friends (especially the underclassmen) and throws figurative hands with everyone else
  • feigns politeness when u first meet him
  • flips the switch when he gets comfortable
  • will talk shit about u
  • but in a helpful way
  • he and jaehyun throw verbal hands on the daily
  • will kick ur ass if u say anything bad about jaehyun tho
  • everyone calls him when they feel like procrastinating (taeyong. taeyong does.) bc he will set them straight
  • when he smiles everyone falls for him
  • basically a huge cutie with a cute smile that has a slight choir obsession and the occasional roast

Jaehyun

  • hot but dorky af™
  • also embarrassed half the time
  • can be really smooth?? on accident tho
  • is in choir
  • is cute
  • Best Friends™ with Johnny
  • together they are jj project
  • sorry wrong group
  • looks like he’s doing okay but is Panicking
  • is a Nerd and proud
  • on the basketball team
  • can go Zoom Zoom Fast and Swosh
  • idk what that means bear with me bruh is 2 am
  • wants to play other sports but then remembers he does not have Time for that
  • had a bowl cut in the middle school and was the cutest thing
  • got a haircut in freshman year and puberty hit
  • now hot
  • no one knows how it happened
  • can u tell i love jaehyun sjfjffjklkfk
  • anyways he cute af
  • is honestly just here for the ride
  • almost throws hands with doyoung on the daily in choir
  • but will come for u and everything u love if u even look at doyoung the wrong way
  • won homecoming king both freshman and sophomore year
  • gets a lot of promposals
  • turns down everyone and goes with johnny bc they’re bros for life (duh)
  • will hype u tf up, especially johnny, even if u are failing and doing badly rip
  • “ur doing amazing sweetie”

Winwin

  • confused™
  • quiet but knows all the tea
  • like a sponge, he soaks up all the gossip
  • can destroy lives with all the shit he knows
  • shares his secrets with yuta
  • people are a lil afraid of him bc he stay quiet but he stay woke and knows shit like no one has ever crossed him ever since the Incident
  • some irrelevant person made fun of winwin’s korean so he exposed tf out of them in powerpoint form the next day everyone in the district heard about it
  • deadass u think he’s chill until someone insults a friend of his and he will throw the fastest hands, usain bolt tf outta u
  • he’s like a ghost like u don’t see it coming but two seconds later u on the floor in pain
  • everyone dotes on him
  • is one flexible mf
  • taeyong almost cried once bc he saw winwin doing a split and the poor boy really thought this youngin broke his dick rip
  • is a cheerleader and a gumanst gymnast
  • despite all this ya boy is shy
  • yuta swooped in on this child freshman year and has protected him ever since
  • really smart but people think he’s dumb and/or doesn’t study bc he’ll stare off into space sometimes
  • jokes on them bc when it’s time for tests ya boy comes thru
  • literally everyone (yuta and taeyong and that one guy from the neighboring school named kun) is in love with him (no but really everyone)
  • is in choir but no one knows bc u never hear him

Mark

  • that one kid that is in every club/art/fine art
  • probably in band (plays the trumpet and soon to be section leader in junior year)
  • always Tired™
  • is popular, but doesn’t know how
  • very chill and quiet when u first meet him and then gets clingy when he’s comfortable
  • is in ap music theory and music composition
  • takes mostly ap classes
  • is that person that didn’t take the ap class but took the ap test and somehow got a 5
  • is that guy with a 4.6 gpa
  • an overachiever, not by choice, he just can’t help it
  • says he can handle it
  • cannot handle it
  • on his way to being Taeyong 2.0
  • gets roasted occasionally but doesn’t mind (usually)
  • if anyone other than people in the Squad are mean to him literally everyone will come up and square up so damn fast no matter where they are
  • plays a lot of sports
  • is the impossible myth of Social Life, Good Grades, and (Mostly) Good Health
  • is that Chill Jock™ that in the fine arts
  • doesn’t play football bc “that’s band season, duh”

Haechan

  • Dramatic Theater Kid™
  • cannot wait to roast someone (mark) and their monologue
  • on the soccer team and is Great
  • will kick u in the shins if u piss him off and ur will feel it thru ur shin guards don’t mess with him
  • is popular with people bc Visuals and Talent and cute personality duh
  • someone once tried to pull a “do u like messi?? <3” on him and he roasted them and then lectured them on why Ronaldo is better
  • sings really well and Student Director Doyoung loves him
  • is basically doyoung’s child
  • is hard to date bc then u get doyoung as ur in-law
  • someone: hey donghyuck-
  • doyoung: he is f i v e bitch fuck off
  • he might just be Doyoung 2.0
  • tries his best to study hard
  • is actually really soft and sweet once u get to know him
  • works hella hard like ya boy don’t get the lead in every musical for nothing
  • makes sure to get mark honey-lemon water before singing the national anthem bc he has to that after marching band (bc they’re both in varsity choir ofc)
  • packs mark tons of water bottles so he doesn’t die while doing 50 different things during a football/sports/anything tbh
  • will still roast mark for missing a note during the national anthem tho
  • has great fashion sense
  • knows some of the tea and winwin is lowkey teaching him his ways
  • p e t t y

Bonus:

  • haechan, yuta, doyoung, winwin, and jaehyun know this song and dance by heart if u start up that beat they already in formation

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uh so like…i hope u enjoyed?? anyways thanks for reading!

Swedish Turn It Off lyrics

There have been a few people who messaged me asking for the lyrics so I’m just putting it out here. This was NOT translated by me, a very kind swedish person did it and there are some parts missing because they couldn’t hear everything. Enjoy!


Swedish lyrics:

jag har på känn att
just du nog kan känna dig mycket bättre än du gör idag
du tror du har problem nu, vadå problem du?
du blir lätt botad från att va så svag

är förvirringen total
går dina tankar i spinn
släpp inte ut den känslan! utan andas in

och stäng av
tryck på off, med ett lätt klick
är mormonens lilla smarta trick
och det funkar jämt
när det känns att vissa känslor inte alls känns rätt
tänk dig att den känslan är som en lampett

och bara släck
som du slår av en kontakt
är det fel att ta sig i akt?
bara släck!

när jag var liten pilt slog far min mor hej vilt
(???I literally cannot hear what he says here)
han börja hika
och jag börja tänka, nu kan jag skydda mamma från mer av hans skit
jag satt där helt förtvivlad
när han tände sin pipa
sen sa han lugnt till mig “du vågar inte lipa”

bara släck!
trycka off på sin manick, är mormonens lilla smarta trick
bara släck

min syster tog chanser men hon fick cancer fast doktorn sa hon hade minst ett år
jag trodde det fanns tid
så jag ställde mig i kö för en ny iphone i vår apple store
hon låg för döden hemma hos min moder
och hennes sista ord var “var är min broder?”

bara släck!
sudda ut rädslan för det
som att just jag kan få cancer med

när jag var femton år fick jag en vän, steve more
vi var så tajta som två pojkar kan
vi släppte knappt varandra och det ena gav det andra
ja jag känner väldigt udda känslor för steve
jag drömde om oss
och en tropisk strand
och vi var nakna båda två
sen la han sin hand på… wow haha

bara släck!
slå av ljuset, se det gick! (tur för dig!)
min hetero sida den vann
jag mår bättre nu
en grabb ska ha en tjej
guds himmelska plan är sann
så om du någonsin känner suget efter en man
ta och släck

elder mckinley, jag tror det är okej att ha gay-tankar
så länge du inte agerar utifrån dem

nej, för då håller du bara igen
som en dimmer på femtio procent
(halv-tänt)
tänk, måste de veta allt?
men det är lögn
att vara gay är fel men att ljuga är ett brott
så inse bara att det går att bota sin lott
och bara släck

[dance]

bara släck!

nu då, känns det bättre nu?
nej
nej… men då får du ju skylla dig själv
du håller igen, ge nu allt
och tänk dig att din hjärna byggs av små små katter
ta katten som är gay och dränk den
nej nej nej nej nej jag är inte gay
YESSS DET FUNKA

han släckte ner
ta och släck
ta och släck den tanken
för mormonen är gammal
drick drick drick
du gör det gång på gång
(it’s kinda difficult to hear this too)


English translation:

i feel that just you can feel much better than you do today
you think you’re having trouble now, what do you mean trouble now?
you’re easily cured from being so weak

if the confusion is complete
your thoughts in spin
don’t let that feeling out, breathe in

and turn it off
press on “off” with an easy click
it’s the mormon’s little smart trick
and it always works
when it feels like some feelings just don’t feel right
imagine that this feeling is like a lamp

and just turn it off
like you turn off a contact
is it wrong to watch out (?)
just turn it off!

when i was a little boy, my father hit my mother
(?????????)
(??? I don’t know this part in english but I got what he said in swedish)
and i started thinking, now i can protect mum from more of his shit
i sat there, devestated
when he lit his pipe
then he calmly told me “don’t you dare cry”

just turn it off
press off on your device
it’s the mormon’s little smart trick
just turn it off

my sister took chances but she got cancer though the doctor told her she had at least a year
i thought there was time
so i put myself in queue for a new iphone in our apple store
she was dying at my mother’s home
and her last words were “where is my brother?”

just turn it off
erase the fear of it
just like i can get cancer too

when i was fifteen years old i got a friend, steve more
we were as tight as two boys can be
we barely let each other go and one thing led to the other
yes i have very strange feelings towards steve
i dreamt about us
on a tropical beach
and we were both naked
then he put his hand on… wow haha

just turn it off
turn off the light, see we did it (lucky you)
my hetero side, it won
i feel better now
a boy should have a girl
god’s heavenly plan is true
so if you ever crave a man
turn it off

elder mckinley i think it’s okay to have gay thought
as long as you dont act on them

no because then you’re just holding it in
like a dimmer on 50% (half lit!)
do they have to know everything?
but it is a lie
to be gay is wrong but to lie is a crime
so realise you can be cured
and just turn it off

[dance]

what about now, do you feel better?
no
no… then that’s on you
you’re holding it back, come on give it everything
and imagine that you’re brain is made of small small cats
grab the cat that’s gay and drown it
nonononono i’m not gay
YESSSSS IT WORKED

he turned it off
turn it off
turn off that thought
[some more words that i didnt quite catch]

While on mission coms

Tim: Could you for one moment act like how you where trained!!!

Jason: totally like could but one teensy wheeny little problem

Tim: *under his breath*

Jason: *blows up the building they where scouting* THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUN!!!

Tim: *yelling* WHEN THE HELL Does D YOU PLANT THE EXPLOSIVES!!!

Jason: Yesterday, was waiting for you to be a smarta**

anonymous asked:

#1 AU with wonwoo please

Arranged Marriage (Request from this list)
Ft.Wonwoo

Another request for AU #1! Jisoos. I do love the requests tho 😊 The other ones were with Jun and Vernon. (My friend told me the Vernon one is similar to the plot of The Selection, but I didn’t plan that.) ATTENTION: This story is based loosely on a t.v. show but idk the actual plot of the show, so idk if this will be exactly the same or different.

Probably fluffy and a bit angsty!

  • So in this universe, Wonwoo is…

  • Still emo

  • Yah no change there

  • But he is a gang member

  • But like not exactly

  • He’s still supposed to finish high school before he becomes an official member

  • Oh I *cough* forgot

  • His dad is a gang leader

  • But this guy is angsty and stuff bc he isn’t a real member yet so he has limits

  • He can’t skip school 😑

  • But like he doesn’t need perfect grades he just needs to graduate/get a certificate

  • Now let’s talk about you

  • You’re an A+ student, good grades, peaceful

  • But the thing is, your dad is also a gang leader

  • You can’t tell anyone your dad is a gang leader, and also you don’t talk to him a lot anyways, only once in awhile so the police don’t go after you too

  • But your dad is also the enemy gang of Wonwoo’s gang (Gr8)

  • No one else at school knows this except Wonwoo and you

  • So the one thing that everyone knows is there’s some tension between you

  • And everyone, even the teachers, are so freaked out bc they don’t know why you hate just him and no one else

  • You guys don’t even talk you just acknowledge you dislike each other

  • Like just silent glares when you make eye contact in class or in the hall

  • But one day, you get held back in a class you share with the dreaded Wonwoo

  • And the teacher is like

  • “I know you hate one person in this school and that’s Wonwoo, but I need to ask you to tutor him”

  • whAT

  • And like the teacher knows you probably can’t deal with him but he literally pushes anyone else away that tries to tutor him, and you’re the only person who could tutor him that isn’t scared of him

  • So the next day, you’re supposed to meet Wonwoo at the library to study bc he knows he’s supposed to meet with you

  • As usual in these kind of stories, he doesn’t show up, but you expected it, so you went out to find him

  • He’s chilling with his friends outside

  • And he sneers and stares you down, and you just glare at him

  • “You’re supposed to be in the library studying”

  • And his friends know your tension so they kind of back off

  • Wonwoo just says “Why should I study with you?”

  • Cue you just grabbing him by the jacket collar and dragging him to the library

  • “Ok Wonwoo, you’re going to read this page of the text-”

  • “Why should I listen to you, goody two-shoes?”

  • “Shut up you chatterbox and read’

  • Wonwoo still hates your guts, but he realizes that he actually needs to study or else he won’t pass his classes

  • But overtime, he secretly likes your arguments bc you call each other nicknames

  • Even if they’re mean, he likes it, and you call each other names as you pass each other in the hall

  • People think you’re actually starting to warm up to each other

  • “Hey smarta-”

  • “Shut up you idiot, you still haven’t read page 39 of the textbook”

  • But once he actually starts to get into studying, one day he doesn’t show up for your tutoring and you have to find him

  • But he’s completely off school grounds

  • And he doesn’t return to school for a week

  • Then one day you get a call from your dad

  • And he’s panting and panicking

  • Because one of his members beat up some kid last week and now there’s people after them

  • Bc it’s not just some kid

  • Some kid from their rival gang

  • And you start panicking bc it might be Wonwoo who hasn’t been in school

  • But your dad breaks the news to you

  • “The kid’s name is Wonwoo. Do you know him?”

  • “…y-yes…”

  • “Can I ask you to marry him-?”

  • “WHAT DAD I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN LOVE HIM”

  • And then you realize you just worried that he was beat up

  • Which means you care about his health

  • Dang it

  • “I’m sorry I have to ask this much of you but please I need you to marry him to stop this war we’re having. I’m giving you a chance to love him first, but once you graduate I need you to tie the knot. Goodbye sweetie.”

  • And you just hang up speechless (like wow dad)

  • Next day, Wonwoo finally shows up to class with cuts and bruises all over his face and hands

  • And you try to tell him about you two getting married

  • He pushes you away when you try to talk to him alone

  • “Wonwoo…my Dad…he…”

  • He still doesn’t show up to tutoring, so u find him with his friends again, with his hood up

  • His friends actually get protective and threaten to hurt you if you pester him

  • But he pushes through them and stands next to you

  • “I didn’t want to tell you guys but we’re together now. I have my reasons.”

  • And he slides his hand into yours and walks with you to the library.

  • One you get to your secluded table behind the bookshelves for studying, he’s still holding your hand

  • “Wonwoo…I…”

  • No response

  • You just whisper “I’m scared…”

  • And he just hugs you and you see through his hood he’s been crying this whole time and his face is just so pale

  • The emo

  • You still study, and he actually tries his hardest bc the kid is so traumatized rn

  • His escape is studying and he even studies at home (this is sad)

  • One day he gets his test back with an A!

  • And he turns to you and smiles (kind of a sad, relieved smile)

  • Like this is the first time you’ve seen him smile genuinely

  • After class he lifts you, spins you in a circle and kisses you

  • And so you guys graduate after all the hard work

  • But you kind of forgot what had to happen after high school

  • Except one day, your dad asks you to meet him at the edge of the city

  • And both gangs are lined up there

  • Everyone is ready to fight (everyone’s growling and wrestling etc)

  • You haven’t arrived yet

  • Then your dad and Wonwoo’s step forward

  • “This will only end one way,” Wonwoo’s dad says, “With you all dying”

  • They go in fighting stances-

  • “WAIT”

  • And you appear out of nowhere and run next to them and shout

  • “WHERE’S WONWOO?!?”

  • Wonwoo’s dad just says “I told him not to come”

  • And your dad’s gang gets worked up bc “YOU PLAYED US”

  • Cue Wonu suddenly squeezing between all these buff guys and runs to you and hugs you protectively

  • “If you fight, then I fight too”

  • “Son you’ll die. Leave!”

  • “No. Y/N and I are staying”

  • And you turn his head and kiss him bc he’s being so brave

  • Then everyone stops wanting to fight bc you guys could possibly end this gang war

  • And to make it official, a couple 17 year olds get married so these gangs don’t freaking fight anymore (my god)

  • OK BUT LIKE IMAGINE PEOPLE GOING TO UR WEDDING AND THEN THERE’S JUST SOME HUGE GUY WITH TATTOOS AND STUFF NEXT TO YOU IN A CHURCH

  • So you guys kind of had to marry bc people were being stubborn and not wanting to make peace

  • No one expected the school’s gang emo and peaceful nerd who hated each other to be the first to get married

  • Also you’re the only married girl in college bc Wonwoo let you go to college

  • He still loves you no matter what

  • Congratz

“I think maybe for once it was good that I had bad grades!” “That’s a great way to say I love you, Won” “I think-” “SARCASM, WONU. SARCASM

Originally posted by behindseventeenmemes

5 integration to 8 is like turning from the nerd into the get-shit-done boss at work. People treat you differently, and it’s all because of your change of behavior. No more taking bullshit from others. No more “why are you so sarcastic,” “yeah ok smarta**,” no more being ordered around or being seen as a goddamn alien. I know a lot of type fives on here relish in the fact that they’re perceived as out-of-this-world, but the feeling of actually occupying your body, experiencing more emotion, feeling outside of your head, tops everything I ever felt as a five. There’s no way in hell I’d go back to feeling the type 5 anxiety and annoyance at everyone I thought was an idiot. 

There’s no more shrinking and retreating all the way into the pits of your intellect once something isn’t working the way you want it to. You get it done, and if you don’t, well tough shit. It’s not the end of the world because you weren’t able to be competent with one thing. Your self worth doesn’t depend on feeling adequate anymore. You know you’re adequate in the truest sense of the phrase. You’re able to experience life the way it’s meant to be experienced- in connection to the world around you- instead of experiencing it as an abstract concept that needs analysis. 

More Than A Healer: A Comprehensive Guide To Writing Kya

So, you’ve decided to write an Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra fanfic. Fantastic! Congratulations! It’s an incredibly unique world filled with vast scenery and interesting, diverse characters, so you have a lot to work with. You know the main ones, I won’t list ‘em, but through them we also have a huge cast of supporting characters, some of whom have gotten incredibly popular. Or maybe not as popular, but have dedicated fans. Like Kya! And that’s why you’re here; because you’re writing, let’s say a Korrasami fic, and want background Kyalin, and you’re wondering just how to do it. “Oh, I know!” you say. “Let’s fit Kyalin in right here with this hospital scene, because Kya’s a healer! And that’s all we really need her for!” Well, buddy, let me stop you right there because surprise! It’s been done before.

It’s a bit of a curse with minor characters, but Kya is severely misinterpreted by the fandom in fanfic, even Kyalin fanfic. The most prolific offenders of the misinterpretations I find are among Korrasami writers, in Korrasami fics, where Kyalin is a background ship. Of course, as the somehow appointed leader of the ship I would like to thank you for keeping Kyalin in your lowkey ship port. However, i’d like you to take a second and really think about what you’re writing. A majority of Korrasami fics where Kyalin is a background ship have Kya written incredibly flat, lacking any of the emotion we see of her in the show, and is almost always written to just be a convenient healer. Frankly, as The Gay Queen’s official representative (self-appointed), i’ve decided to take it upon myself to teach all of you how to write the magnificent gay water troll.

You’re welcome. (And thanks for the pic, @nyczsq)

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“Lord Shiva is often depicted with his counterpart, Devi. She is the supreme being in the Shakta tradition of Hinduism, while in the Smarta Tradition, she is one of the five primary forms of Brahman revered. In other Hindu traditions, Devi embodies the active energy and power of Deva, and they always appear together complementing each other, such as Lasksmi with Vishnu in Vaishnavism and Parvati with Shiva in Shaivism. The Devi-inspired philosophy is propounded in many Hindu texts, such as the Devi Upanishad, which states that Shakti is essentially Brahman (ultimate metaphysical Reality), from her arise Prakṛti (matter) and Purusha (consciousness), she is bliss and non-bliss, the Vedas and what is different from it, the born and the unborn, and all of the universe. She is the creative power of Shiva, and this theme is also found in the Tripura Tapani Upanishad, Bharicha Upanishad, and Guhyakalo Upanishad.”

anonymous asked:

You have an amazing taste in movies. Hardly anyone writes for 80s movies imagines anymore so that's SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot. Could you do a "dating Bill and/or Ted would include..." ? Party on, dude!

I figured I’d do them both at the same time cause I really don’t have different headcanons for them. 

  • They would be so supportive of anything you did, sport, musical, art, etc. Being there to cheer you on and make a fool of themselves while doing so. 
  • Having to go double date with someone else since Bill and Ted rarely go anywhere without each other.
  • School projects where you work together, involve you doing most of the thinking work and they do the organizing and design. 
  • Having to whisper answers to them during class, when they’re called on 
  • Both of them would always make sure you were happy and do their best to cheer you up if you weren’t. 
  • Not having much money, they’d do their best to give you something not expensive but still meaningful
  • Sometimes it feels like your their babysitter and you have to make sure they don’t accidentally get themselves killed (again) 
  • They’d want you to join the band whether or not you were the greatest at playing a musical instrument
  •  Dealing with their diction. “Most heinous, bogus, excellent, etc.” 
  • Both of them trying to change things up and teach you about the historical figures they met acting like they’re super smart
  • As stupid as they are, they’d care about you so much and honestly be the perfect boyfriends 

I have a lot of love for Bill and Ted. 

optomisticgirl  asked:

Captain Swan + "Killian, if you do I swear..."

Ooooh!! This is a fun one! :D 

Thank you!

(I was gonna go angsty but i’m all fluffy right now :p )


“Killian, if you do I swear…”

“Now now, Swan. You seem to swear all the time, why should today be any different?” 

Emma cursed his sassy mouth, adrenaline surging through her veins.

“Don’t be such a smartas-AHH!!” 

She screamed as the icy cold water from the hose hit her sun scorched skin full force and accompanied by the dirty chuckle from the pirate that wielded it.

She ducked and dived, attempting to dodge the spray. Grabbing a soaked sponge from full bucket nearby, she launched it in his direction and let out a satisfied ‘ha!’ when it landed square on his left cheek.

A complete war broke out in the yard, both of them scrambling for liquid ammunition to use against the other as they sprinted across the grass.

***

David was going out of his mind as he sped over to Emma’s house, all kinds of devastating thoughts running through his mind as soon as he’d received the call about screams and yelling coming from the address.

When he arrived to find his daughter and Captain Hook heavily engaged in a water fight, he didn’t have it in him to yell at them. The relief of not just finding Emma safe and sound, but also enjoying herself, won over any anger David had left in him.

How could he be mad when the sound of his daughter’s laughter brought him nothing but happiness?