smart-alec

In the Rhodey-Tony friendship, Tony is the FITE ME smol and Rhodey is the one standing behind Tony, giving you a death glare that says ‘Touch my smol genius and you gonna get a taste of my fist boi’. Tony is the one who will eviscerate bigger people with his smart alec comments and scathing wit while Rhodey will hide a grin behind his hand and be all ‘Oh look at my smol sasster being all adorable.’

childhood behaviors (4th House - Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars)

Sun in the 4th House indicates that you were possibly the golden child in the family, the child who got lots of attention and you relished the spotlight, always shining brightly and making others smile with your charisma. Alternatively, this individual may have felt like they were never able to have much privacy because of the amount of attention that was focused on them throughout childhood, and could have felt pressured to constantly emanate radiance. But they were effortlessly regal nevertheless.

Moon in the 4th House indicates that you were the emotional child but also a motherly figure towards your siblings or your family members, perhaps you looked out for your siblings often and took care of them sometimes, you felt it was your responsibility to offer nurturing and gentle affection. You could have been protective over your loved ones and may have been told that you’re too sensitive, or to stop crying, to “get over” things, but even the tiniest things affected you.

Mercury in the 4th House indicates that you were maybe the intelligent child, possibly having tremendous success in all academic areas during school, told that you were a brainiac and that you were destined for great things. You could have been a smart alec and learned stuff quickly, one step ahead of the rest. You may have developed advanced linguistic abilities from an early age; perhaps you began speaking at a faster rate than most other children.

Venus in the 4th House indicates that you could have been the artistic, cute child in the family. The individual probably dressed up in nice clothes according to the current fashion trends, and developed acute social awareness at a young age. They may have been outgoing and amiable, hosting sleepovers or inviting many friends over for pool parties or stuff of that nature. It’s also likely that this individual was interested in the arts and may have been blessed with abilities pertaining to music/painting/drawing/et cetera.

Mars in the 4th House indicates that you were probably a bundle of restless energy, getting into trouble and wreaking havoc in your home, but being unable to sit still most of the time. It is likely that you were often described as being troublesome in school and you may have caused interruptions during class. The individual was maybe fond of spending their leisure in the outdoors, doing athletic activities, and even ignoring authority. This child probably enjoyed pushing people’s buttons.

Writing Prompts
  1. “He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
  2. “We only want to borrow the bar.”
  3. “You said I’d have proper training!”
  4. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say.“
  5. "You must find it before the others do.”
  6. “You’re too good for this world.”
  7. “Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him.”
  8. “Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
  9. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
  10. “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
  11. “I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
  12. “I swear, I’m not crazy!”
  13. “Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
  14. “You’re a nerd.”
  15. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
  16. “I’m ready to try again, if you are?”
  17. “If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything.”
  18. “Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?”
  19. “Is that my sweater/shirt?”
  20. “If only I’d just gone over when she/he called.”
  21. “You must find it before the others do.”
  22. “I think the room is bugged.”
  23. “That’s starting to get annoying”
  24. “The landlord changed the locks.”
  25. “You’re cute when you’re sleepy”
  26. “I did a pregnancy test.“
  27. "You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”
  28. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
  29. “It’s cute when you blush.”
  30. “How long have you been standing there?”
  31. “You’re seriously a man-child.”
  32. “Is there alcohol?”
  33. “I told you, no more pets.”
  34. “You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
  35. “Are you coming to bed?”
  36. “You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
  37. “I’m kind of a big deal.”
  38. “I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?”
  39. “A smart alec witch, how original.”
  40. “I have to take you to the doctor.”
  41. “You were meant to be watching him/her!”
  42.   “Well, this is where I live.”
  43. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
  44. “I’m late.”
  45. “I’m early.”
  46. “Get out of the shower!”
  47. “You smell like a wet dog.”
  48. “Oh yes. We’re on.”
  49. “The library is free.”
  50. “You gotta get us a decent place.”
  51. “Well, someone should sue them.”
  52. “Can I ask you something?”
  53. “When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
  54. “That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
  55. “Oh God, he’s serious.”
Princess of Themyscira: Part 4

AN:This chapter came fairly easy, I love how it turned out.

Words: 1813

Part One, Part Two, Part Three


The only thoughts on your mind as you climb the steps up towards your grandmother’s palace are ones of sleep. Your body aches, your spirit is sore, and to be completely honest, you feel a bit hollow inside. All you want is to collapse on your bed and sleep. Of course, life isn’t that easy.

    At the top of the stairs, you find your grandmother and your sisters waiting for you. You’re a bit surprised. Usually, by this time, they’ve drunk themselves into a stupor, having told each and every one of your mother’s battle stories. The hangovers typically last for days, and you’re usually the one to hold back your sisters’ hair in the morning.

    You say nothing as you take a seat at the top of the stairs, and turn to face the horizon. The sun is just beginning to rise, and no one seems inclined to say anything, so you sit in silence until Io finally asks, “What was she like?”

    You turn towards your sister and stare. You’d heard the stories, how Io had been madly in love with your mother, and how she had cried for days when she had been officially banished. After a moment you say, “You knew her longer, shouldn’t you know?”

    Artemis’s hand lands roughly on your shoulder, “We knew Diana, Princess of Themyscira. Warrior of the Amazons. We did not know Diana, mother of Y/N, Warrior of Man’s World.”

    You bite on your lip, “You don’t want to hear what I have to say.”

    “And why not?” Euboea asks.

    “Because it involves Man’s World. It involves my brothers. It involves my father, and however much love you have for my mother, and for me, you have just as much resentment for them.”

    “Have we ever shown this resentment? Said bad things?” Hellene asks.

    Your answer is swift and unforgiving, “Yes.” You can see the shock on the faces of your friends, of your grandmother, and from the rest of my sisters. “It didn’t take you long to accept me, despite being hesitant at first. But I remember the hushed whispers in those early days, what you all would say when you thought I wasn’t around.”
    You swallow thickly, “You hate my father for having taken my mother away, but if you knew my mother as you claim, then you would know that no one could make her do anything. And to understand who my mother became when she left here, you’d first have to understand my family. And that starts with my father. And to be honest, I don’t know if it’s a story you’re going to like.”

    There’s several long minutes of silence before Io finally says, “Diana was our sister. We wish to know her. You come from her, if you say we need to start with your sire, then that is where we shall start.”

    You take a shaky breath before nodding once, “Well, to start, he wasn’t my sire. He was my father, and whatever your misgivings toward men are, he was a good man. He was born into wealth, to a loving mother and father. My grandmother, his mother, wanted a child desperately and it took several miscarriages before she was able to have my father. But he was her world. And my grandfather, Thomas, was a doctor. He turned away from corporate America to help people. To try and relate to those less fortunate than him.

    “They were murdered in front of my father when he was eight. That one moment defined the rest of his life. He was left in the care of the family’s butler, Alfred.” You smile at the name, and pause for a moment as the memory of the older man takes center stage in your memory.

    “Alfred was amazing. Managed to raise my dad, and my brothers and even helped raise me. He and mom got along so well. He took care of cleaning and cooking, and everything, and anytime one of us had a problem we would go to him.”

    You pause to wipe away a tear, before continuing, “As my father grew up, he became obsessed with vengeance.”

“Of course.” Artemis’s voice is sure, understanding, as she says, “If any of us were in the same position we would do the same.”

You smile, “Except he didn’t.” You receive puzzled looks before saying, “He found the man who murdered his parents, only to find out he’d been hired to do the job. He had a gun in his hand, he could have killed the man but decided against it. Decided that he wouldn’t become the very thing his parents had tried so hard to fight.

“He went on a journey across the world. Trained under hundreds of masters in escape and martial arts. He was gone for nearly eight years, and when he returned, he took on the persona of Batman. He donned a mask and a cape, and worked to protect the city he loved. That’s how he met my brothers.

“Dick, Jason, and Tim all came to him in different ways. Each had their own journey with him, but they all were of the same mentality. To protect. It’s the same way he met Mom. The Justice League was formed out of need, not desire. Some Earth shattering crisis, where Mom first appeared. She thought dad was too broody. She worked so hard to get him out of his shell.

“The thing that did it was her almost dying. She took a hit for him. It would have killed him, but it only wounded her. Unlike most of the League, Dad didn’t have any powers. He was extremely smart, cunning, and a master of fighting. But he wasn’t invulnerable.

“Tim said that he never left her side after that. He refused to even eat until she woke up. And her first words to him were, ‘Your rules be damned, Bruce Wayne. I love you, and no matter how hard you push me away, I’ll fight even harder to get close.’ Jason said he just gave up after that.

“Dick said they became one of the most sappy couples ever after that. Only at home though. When they were in uniform they were all business. At least that’s what they claim. Dick said that a lot changed when he let Mom in. She didn’t let him isolate himself, or deny his feelings. She forced him to admit stuff, to become more open.

“My father, who apparently had a hard time admitting he cared, finally admitted that his number one fear was to lose those important to him; my brothers and my mother.”

You pause again to swipe at the tears running down your face. “I remember coming home from a night out with my brothers to find them dancing in the kitchen. We watched them for an hour. He was singing to her. Mom was the only one who could convince him to sing. He had such a pretty voice. He would have given her the sun and the stars if she had let him.

“My brother Damian came after they had been together for about two years. When my father had been traveling he met a woman named Talia. She was a smart woman. A strict woman. And a hell of a fighter. Unbeknownst to my father, a night together had created Damian.

“Damian resented Mom at first. Said there were months of snipes back and forth but my mother never backed away or coddled him. Any smart alec remark was met with one of equal standing until something happened that nobody would talk about. All I know is that Talia never came around again, and my parents were given full parental rights. I came about two years after that.”

“And?” Calyce asks.

You smile, “We were happy. We were a family. I grew up with four older brothers who meant the world to me. Who I could go to. My father wouldn’t go out on patrol without reading me a story before he left. Damian taught me fighting basics to defend myself. The others tried to coddle me too much, he said. But neither Mom nor Dad wanted me to join the family business.

“They wanted me to have a normal life, and I did. Or at least as normal as it can be in that situation. I grew up with the other league kids. I had chores and dance class. We had family trips and family dinners. Mom would tell me stories about her childhood. Dick taught me how to tumble, and Jason would taught me how to ride a bike. I’d spend hours playing video games with Tim. He made me my first cup of coffee for exams. Alfred nearly blew a gasket. Mom just took pictures.

“On weekends Mom would take me horseback riding, and we would race. My favorites memories are the ones of all of us together. Birthdays, galas, movie weekends. But my favorite is one of my mom and dad dancing.

“There was always something going on in the world. Some crisis, but I remember thinking I had never seen two people so at peace in that moment. I had never seen two people so in love. He used to call her ‘princess.’ And it wasn’t some in some condescending way either, it’s because that’s what she was, and she deserved that respect.”  

You take a deep breath, “My dad died about three months before I came here. It sent Mom into a rage. She destroyed that incoming fleet. Despite his own resolve not to kill he never tried to persuade her otherwise. He knew she did what she thought was best, that it was a last resort.

“What she did to that fleet though, it was pure vengeance. They had taken the love of her life away, and she was going to kill them for it. She became a different person after that. She was very withdrawn, and when the invasion got worse, they decided as a family that I needed to be saved.

“Alfred drugged me. Slipped something into the coffee Tim had made. They were all there as my eyes closed. They all told me how much they loved me. When I woke up, my mother was carrying me on the beach here. She’d packed a trunk with things she said were important. Put the key around my neck, and well… you know the rest.”  

This time, you let the tears come, you allow yourself to sob as you say, “She wasn’t so different from the woman you tell stories about.”

Artemis’s arms surround you, and she pulls you close, “She was very different, little one. She was a mother, not only to you but to your brothers. She was a wife. She was in love. She was a warrior.”

You swallow thickly, “She was Wonder Woman.”

Fire me for protecting my co-workers,feel the burn in return.

Warning: this is gonna be long.

So this story is a few years old now from my first year of varsity. I had started varsity and was doing a pretty hectic course in the medical field. As a child to a single parent who had not worked since I was 15 I obviously needed a job to cover my living expenses and what little my scholarship didn’t. So I started working part time at a book store in my local mall as it suited my personality and I love books in general. (The book store is one of those large scale corporate chain types.) The pay was as close to minimum wage as humanly possible though.

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Stiles x Reader

Requested by @stilinske


“Will you please just stay here, you don’t know what’s happening just stay out of it!” Stiles hissed as he tried to leave.

“No! I’m tired of doing what you say.” You sighed and glared across the room at him.


“I don’t think it’s a good idea for a witch to get into a werewolf fight.” Stiles said through ground teeth as he tried to sound calm.

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” You sighed and went to push past him.

“A smart alec witch, how original.” He grumbled as you yanked open the door and stomped off, glaring at Stiles when everyone returned from their fight a little battered and bruised.

“You know what Stiles.” You sighed and started to walk away as he jogged to keep up with you. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.” You climbed into your car and slammed the door.

“Hey, you can’t just go… I’m sorry… when are you coming back?” He called as everyone stood in the background looking uncomfortable.

“I don’t know but I’ll call or something yeah?” You grunted as you started the car.

“When will you call?” He asked desperately.

“When I’m as far away from you as possible.” You muttered bitterly.

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How People See The Signs:
  • (Check mars and rising)
  • Aries//
  • What they see: bold, confident, and self-centered
  • What you actually are: motivated, independent, and narrow minded
  • Taurus//
  • What they see: anti-social, moody, and a homebody
  • What you actually are: thinking, watching from afar, and comfortable in your skin
  • Gemini//
  • What they see: loud mouth, rude, and brave
  • What you actually are: honest, open-minded, and confident
  • Cancer//
  • What they see: shy, prude, and snobby
  • What you actually are: conservative, detached, and analyzing
  • Leo//
  • What they see: beauty, arrogant, and obnoxious
  • What you actually are: truthful, fearless, and opinionated
  • Virgo//
  • What they see: smart-Alec, judgmental, and germaphobe
  • What you actually are: organized, thoughtful, and creative
  • Libra//
  • What they see: charm, open-minded, and welcoming
  • What you actually are: fake, indecisive, and desperate
  • Scorpio//
  • What they see: broody, sarcastic, and funny
  • What you actually are: secretive, blunt, and clumsy
  • Sagittarius//
  • What they see: happy-go-lucky, optimistic, and shy
  • What you actually are: flaky, kind, and selfless
  • Capricorn//
  • What they see: calm, exclusive, and cool
  • What you actually are: moody, shy, and secretive
  • Aquarius//
  • What they see: wise, hard-to-get, and emotionless
  • What you actually are: selfless, picky, and taken advantage of
  • Pisces//
  • What they see: peculiar, meditative, and soft spoken
  • What they actually are: quirky, analyzing, and considerate
Juror #6

Hardison and Sophie are so compassionate and patient with Parker in The Juror #6 Job. I mean they always are. They’re just caring people in general and they both love Parker because who wouldn’t? But it really stands out in that episode because Parker is so out of her element and the others don’t understand how much they’re actually asking of her.

Also, let’s all just take a moment to look at Parker’s proud face when Hardison just absolutely crushes being a lawyer because he’s just that smart.

anonymous asked:

can you tell us more about bap and what they are like

oh man. im gonna just list down what i think they are like (in my opinion!)

himchan:

  • loves to tease & pester people [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • actually a very nice person [ x, x, x, x ]
  • hot-tempered [ x, x, x, x ]
  • can be a meanie or an ass [ xx, x, x ]
  • eccentric or extra ?  [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • man child [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • foodie 1  [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • gym junkie in the making [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • most likely a bro [ x, x, x, x, x ]

daehyun:

  • constant need for TLC [ xx, x, x ]
  • sometimes brain to mouth filter doesn’t work [ xx, x, x ]
  • irritates you for affection [ x, x, xx ]
  • loud [ x, x, x, x ]
  • fan service idiot [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • cheerful; mr positive [ xx, x, x, x ] 
  • cry baby 1 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • man child 2 [ xxx, x ]
  • foodie 2 [ x, x, x, x, x ]

zelo:

  • cry baby 2 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • sk8ter boi [ x, x, x, x ]
  • has a thing with socks [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • soft spoken, shy boy [ x, x, x, x ]
  • bap’s fashionista [ xx, x, x, x ]
  • sweet summer child 1 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • smol dog man 1 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • the actual puppy [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • secretly an air dancer [ x, x, x, x ] 

youngjae:

  • an overly excited person [ x, x, x, x ]
  • apparently is a sore loser [ x, x, x, x ]
  • cry baby no 3 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • infatuated with himself [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • the actual aegyo guy [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • sassy smart alec [ x, x, x, x ]
  • natural mc [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • a meme [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • over reaction is a must [ x, x, x, x ]

jongup: 

  • do not handle stoopid [ x, x, x, x ]
  • sweet summer child 2 [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • 10/10 sense of humor [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • all smiles 1 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • actually not that innocent [ x, x, x, x ]
  • pro actor [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • geeks out sometimes [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • the unique bird [ x, x, x, x ]
  • always sleeping on cam [ x, x, x, x ]

yongguk:

  • camera shy [ x, x, x, x ]
  • he aint shit [ x, x, x, x ]
  • grandpa [ x, x, x, x, x ]
  • kids lover [ x, x, x, x ]
  • volunteer charity man [ x, x, x, x ]
  • workaholic [ x, x, x, x ]
  • has a code of ethics [ x, x, x ]
  • smol dog man 2 [ x, x, x, x ]
  • all smiles 2 [ x, x, x, x, x ]
Prompt List

So I said months ago I’d make a prompt / drabble list but I’ve only just done it :) 

For prompt requests send in the numbers of the prompt you want, the character name and fandom with the tag #prompt 


  1. “He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” 
  2. “We only want to borrow the bar.” 
  3. “You said I’d have proper training!” 
  4. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say." 
  5. "You must find it before the others do." 
  6. "You’re too good for this world.”
  7. “Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him." 
  8. “Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
  9. “It’s your turn to make dinner.” 
  10. “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.” 
  11. "I’ve been waiting a long time for you." 
  12. “I swear, I’m not crazy!” 
  13. "Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
  14. “You’re a nerd.” 
  15. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” 
  16. “I’m ready to try again, if you are?" 
  17. "If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything." 
  18. "Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?" 
  19. “Is that my sweater/shirt?” 
  20. "If only I’d just gone over when she/he called." 
  21. "You must find it before the others do." 
  22. "I think the room is bugged.”
  23. “That’s starting to get annoying” 
  24. “The landlord changed the locks.”
  25. “You’re cute when you’re sleepy" 
  26. “I did a pregnancy test." 
  27. "You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?" 
  28. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.” 
  29. “It’s cute when you blush.” 
  30. "How long have you been standing there?" 
  31. “You’re seriously a man-child.” 
  32. “Is there alcohol?” 
  33. “I told you, no more pets.” 
  34. “You’re bleeding all over my furniture.” 
  35. “Are you coming to bed?” 
  36. “You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
  37. “I’m kind of a big deal.” 
  38. "I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?" 
  39. “A smart alec witch, how original.”
  40. “I have to take you to the doctor.” 
  41. "You were meant to be watching him/her!”
  42.    “Well, this is where I live." 
  43. "You make me feel like I’m not good enough." 
  44. “I’m late.” 
  45. “I’m early.”
  46. “Get out of the shower!” 
  47. “You smell like a wet dog.” 
  48. “Oh yes. We’re on.”
  49. “The library is free.”
  50. “You gotta get us a decent place.”
  51. “Well, someone should sue them.”
  52. “Can I ask you something?”
  53. “When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
  54. “That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
  55.  “Oh God, he’s serious.” 

anonymous asked:

Hey, your hc's are absolutely on point and also just adorable!! Can you make a hc about Candys platonic relationships/friendships with the boys?

thanks anon! //sweats// I feel like I shouldn’t write these and let them be based off your Candy’s persona?? bc i don’t think there’s such a thing to make headcanons for Candy i mean,, she is who you want so - i’ll try ?? 

maybe i’ll make headcanons on the types of things they do as friends with Candy - so,, enjoy ?

for you kiddos, the meaning of platonic; Intimate/affectionate friendship that’s not sexual.

Nathaniel

Friendship:

  • That type of friend that’s a mom friend but is also a dad friend.
  • Doesn’t really touch Candy like - a pat on the shoulder is as far as he goes, depending on if Candy likes him or not.
  • Invites Candy over to his place to watch some homicide documentaries
  • Ok but Nath gets mad at himself if he predicts the WHOLE episode - since he’s done this before.
  • Tells her some scary crime stories if she’s sleeping over.
  • Very tense when she first spends the night at his place ?? again, he’s awkward with this type of stuff
  • Often goes out with Candy. Like at a park, museum, he went as far as a movie - which he felt was super awkward (for him, at least). 
  • Always has Candy’s back.
  • Gets kinda petty when he asks for help and Candy says no. Like has he not helped her too? 
  • Is always the first saying “happy birthday”.

Platonic:

  • Such a charming prince charming.
  • Always finds a way for Candy to feel like the best in whatever room.
  • Complements her often like “you look good today”, doesn’t use very descriptive words like “gorgeous” or “beautiful”.
  • Often is concerned about her. Like how she’s doing - even in friendship, he proves that.
  • Still is a nerd for homicide documentaries.
  • Gets kinda petty with her other male friends, but still, wants to see her happy.
  • Teaches her some boxing moves. Kinda like some punches that can knock the boys people out.
  • Texts her a lot during the night.
  • Blushes pretty easily, that’s no lie.
  • Often questions what he does that she likes, so he can keep doing that stuff.
  • Honestly, resists the urge to fling Amber out of the window for Candy - maybe he’ll be shady, but he’d prefer to throw her out a window.

Castiel

Friendship:

  • King of sarcasm times five.
  • Is that type of ‘frenemy’ friend that exchanges smart alec remarks with Candy.
  • Doesn’t matter how tall or short she is, that hair is getting ruffled somehow. 
  • Friendship is very much with a “sweet and sour” theme if you get my drift.
  • If they’re not as close and Candy gives him a smart alec remark (or says smth sarcastic), he wouldn’t provoke himself into it.
  • Forgets important dates like when they met and stuff, he’d just be like “it’s been a year that you’ve survived as my friend and congrats on that”.
  • Isn’t jealous, at all - very chill. Unless Nathaniel somehow exists, again.
  • Pulls pranks on her tbh - like spiders in a locker or trying to trip her (failing or succeeding, depends on you) just to see a reaction.
  • We all know this boys actions are purely based for reaction lmao.
  • Doesn’t swear around her as much, doesn’t feel like he should.

Platonic:

  • King of sarcasm times 10.
  • Will nonchalantly flirt like - really, he doesn’t care around Candy.
  • Made Demon pounce on her and scared the life out of her.
  • Kinda swears but not really ?? Usually light swears like “ass” or “damn” but he doesn’t go too far.
  • Throws sarcasm like he throws shade, be on the look for a sarcastic Cassy.’
  • Still isn’t jealous ? Looks at Candy like a best friend - not at the level of Lysander, but a very good friend.
  • Probably considered being in a relationship with Candy and he’s just like “Hm…Nah”
  • Speaks his mind a lot. If Candy’s looking good from across the classroom he’s just like “Wow Candy, what are you gonna do looking like that?”
  • Might get a little jealous when Candy talks about her crush. 
  • Yes Castiel would know who she likes, he’s that good with her he’d know - very good at keeping a secret.
  • Probably hinted at her crush once or twice that Candy likes them, got punched in the arm for it.
  • Is really a cool friend, everyone should know this. Especially an awesome platonic one.

Lysander

Friendship:

  • Really the quiet friend, Candy has to start conversations.
  • Probably has an extra notepad in his jacket…but he seems to have lost his jacket.
  • Such a good friend to vent with, pats on the back are common.
  • Likes asking for Candy’s opinion on some new song lyric of his.
  • Tells her some stories of his childhood both just because and both because he just wants to say.
  • Helps her even if she doesn’t help him. Too pure.
  • Seems like he always knows how to calm Candy down.
  • Farthest he’s went with Candy was patting her back, no exceptions of anything else.
  • Makes sure if Candy is hanging with he and Castiel, that she’s not a third wheel.

Platonic:

  • Not shy to give a complement, will casually say how pretty Candy is without feeling awkward.
  • The prince of making Candy feel like a princess as cliche as that sounds it’s actually pretty good.
  • Is close enough with Candy to nearly make an angry face.
  • Very loyal, very sincere. Even as friends and platonic-wise, he’s there.
  • Not super jealous but may be a little jealous of her male friends. As long as she’s happy.
  • Gives relationship advice he got from Rosa to her bc we all know Lysander hasn’t ever been in one.
  • Still too pure, too nice. 
  • Asks for Candy’s advice - but not all the time though.
  • Even if Candy gave the most obvious signs of having a crush on someone, he couldn’t even tell.

Armin

Friendship:

  • F is for friends who play games together, U is for ‘u’ are gonna be killed, N is for ‘n'ywhere and anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue meme.”
  • Such a dork, still. Doesn’t matter if Candy is a new friend. 
  • Would try to influence her in fighting games. Preferably Tekken.
  • Is the kind of friend that’ll buy a light saber for Candy and him and try to battle. But can’t since they’re cheap af
  • Honestly ?? such a fun guy, Candy can’t be bored around him - he won’t allow it.
  • Sometimes complains to her about his games or daily life tbh. She somewhat listens but as long as someone’s there to listen, he doesn’t care.
  • Uh, doesn’t even touch Candy tho - doesn’t feel like he should. 
  • Asks about what fandoms she’s in or out of, or if she has any fandoms at all.
  • Isn’t shopping with her, lmao bye.

Platonic:

  • Blushy lil Armin probably has a crush but will never admit that.
  • Knows Candy is just a “awkwardly super close girl friend of mine and I don’t know how but still she’s great” girl.
  • Will honestly comfort her, he may not be serious at *most* times , but he’s a good venter.
  • Kinda jealous of the guy friends, he watches out sometimes. 
  • Gives her side hugs, but not real hugs - until she starts it first he’s SUPER awkward about it.
  • Swears lightly around her, usually “damn” or “hell”. Nothing bad, really.
  • Text language all around, he has no grammar.
  • Never forgets stuff she says. Even the bad stuff, he remembers it.
  • Super fun and he’s there when she needs him. 
  • Ok but he doesn’t ask for help from Candy though, wants to do everything by himself.

Kentin

Frienship:

  • This boy has been friends with Candy for like - 3 years, depending on how she had treated him. 
  • If that’s the case, he cares very deeply for her.
  • If that’s not the case, then how are you even frienDS?
  • Always offers her sweets. Not a single apple was given.
  • Knows when Candy doesn’t feel good, he can read her face very well.
  • Becomes a nurse if Candy’s hurt like - seriously, he’s the first one on it. Even if it’s not a big injury (ok but this is canon).
  • Still pretty timid around her, he’s not all in all very close but he knows her well.
  • Would offer to take her places like the park or movies like “they used to do”.
  • Drops hints sometimes that he needs to talk.

Platonic:

  • Wait, so does she not like me or-
  • Very close to Candy, wonders why he can’t just be her boyfriend.
  • Invites her over to his place a lot to hang out.
  • Will honestly play at the playground with her, he’s not that old yet not to do this-
  • Let’s be real, Kentin honestly would fling Amber to the sun for her to leave Candy alone.
  • Asks Candy how she is often, starts conversations.
  • Brings up their old, cringey days back in middle school. 
  • Teases her about having a crush, honestly. Again for the 100th time, if she’s happy, he’s happy.
  • Will honestly confess on her behalf but would be slightly salty in the process.
  • About 99% ready to confess to her. 
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Amnesiac Bill AU!

They eventually figured it out XD I suppose that if Bill stayed with the Pines, everyone would still be very VERY wary of him, but Dipper would probably be the first to kind of approach him and try to talk to him!

Since Bill doesn’t remember what his old outfit looked like exactly, he recreated them with a new flare!

Imagine your mate Alec finding you sleepwalking for the fifth time in a week. Being concerned, he takes you to Carlisle to determine if something is wrong.

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“This is the fifth time, (Y/N)!” Alec snapped as he gently tugged you away from the wall, grabbing the sheet of paper. “What is this?” He frowned at the familiar scribbles that had just been cleaned from the walls three days prior.
“Are they doing it again?” Jane said from behind him.
“Sister, I think I need to take them to Carlisle, surely this isn’t normal!” He had asked you what they were before - you had no idea what they were when you were awake but often enough you’d get up, still asleep and continue before you wake up or someone stops you.
“Alright, we’ll go in the morning and take Demetri and Felix with us. Should we wake them?”
“No, i’ll get the back to bed and get their stuff ready.”
“I’ll contact Carlisle immediately.” Jade nodded

Carlisle looked at the papers, Alec had gathered from your many nightly sessions. “They only do this when they are asleep?”
“Yes, they don’t know what they are and quite frankly we don’t know either.” Alec explained putting his hands on your shoulders. You were quiet and sitting in front of Alec. You were nervous, what if something was wrong?
“I believe they are calculations of sort…” Carlisle said as he glanced at two sheets of paper. “Do they do this strictly on paper?”
“No, the other night it was all over their bedroom walls. Top to bottom with no section untouched.”
“Edward!” Carlisle called and Edward appeared in the door way.
“Son, would you have any idea what this is?”
Edward tilted his head, looking over Carlisle’s shoulder.
“It looks similar to algebra…very complex algebra.” Edward squinted at it. “But not all of it. I can’t be sure.”
“It’s a mix.” Carlisle said, his face contorted in realisation. “There is some algebra but there is also some DNA things in here… I can make out some of what they were-(Y/N)…how long have you been trying to figure out neurology of vampires?”
All the vampires looked at you. “Ummm, never.” You frowned.
“Do you have a interest in it?”
“Well yeah, I think its crazy how the human functions change when turned into a- why does this matter?”
“I think we’ve found a trigger but we still need to figure out all of this and figure out whats happening in your brain to get up and calculate this in your sleep.  What were your grades like? How was mathematic and science growing up?”
“I couldn’t do math that well, and science had it’s ups and downs - never had a great strength in it.”
“Yet, here you show high intelligence beyond your consciousness.” Carlisle smiled, the curiosity flared in him.
“We’ll monitor your sleep and get some brain scans.” Carlisle turned to the Volturi. “If you don’t mind, I need to take (Y/N) with me for the brain scans and i’ll bring machinery back here to monitor her sleep. Would that be alright? They’ll be gone for a few hours.”
Alec nodded, “Do what you must.”
“(Y/N) how much sleep did you get last night.”
“None, I hate planes.”
“So can I presume that i’ll get a scan of when you’re awake and i’ll let you sleep for a bit to get another scan?”
You nodded. “I’m down for that.”

It was about eight at night when you got back to the Cullen home.
“I’ll get the scans tomorrow morning Carlisle told the Volturi. Now these,” Carlisle knew he’d have to explain how he’d monitor your sleep since he saw Alec’s unease with the daunting looking machinery. “will be attached to various places of (Y/N)’s head with a gel - they’ll need to wash their hair to get it out. This machine has needles that will draw their brain wave activity.”

You were all set up and sound asleep. Carlisle’ had pinned up flat wallpaper-which he determined you’d use if you got up. Then he could just tear it down. The Volturi guards sat beside you, Alec closest. Alec watched you sleep soundly as the scratching of the needle and your breathing was all that was heard.
“It’s fascinating to see how active a brain can be when in sleep.” Demetri said and Felix nodded in agreement.
“It has became more active than the average sleep pattern…But not by much, nothing concern-” The needles moved rapidly, the lines becoming more erratic and zigzagged. You slowly sat up.
And they’re up.” Felix said as Carlisle quickly dropped a black marker pen into the desk drawer in the opposite part of the room. You took a moment to steady yourself before slowly walking forward, your head slightly drooped. You grasped the marker and moved back toward the bed.
Alec began quietly to protest as you began to climb the bedside table. “No, we can’t let them do this, they’ll fall.”
“No one here will let them fall! You have my word, don’t wake them.” Carlisle rushed, his hand out in a ‘stop’ motion. You shakily stood upright, your head slowly moving up to look at the top of the wall. You took off the cap and began to scribble. Carlisle peers around to look at your face. “Their eyes are open, but glazed over…” “They always are.” “This looks like an extreme form of sleepwalking. I’ve never encountered this sort but doing things actively whilst asleep is known.” By a few hours, you were still at it and had covered the whole room. “They are conscious of when they have ran out of space.” Carlisle noted to himself quietly as you clipped the pen lid back on, sat it in the open drawer which you then closed and went back to bed.

Three hours later, it was eight in the morning and you yawned, rubbing your eyes. You looked up to see black smudges on the wall behind you. You then glanced to the other walls seeing the markings. You sat up, turning your head. The smudges turn into scrawled markings that replicated the other walls. You glanced to Alec then Jane before turning to Carlisle. “Don’t worry. Everything is okay. It was impressive to watch.”
“You stood on the bed and everything. If he was human, Alec would have had a heart attack watching you.” Felix said in attempt to lighten your mood.
“How are you feeling? Are you feeling like you haven’t slept?” Carlisle asked “Actually…I feel like I slept quite well.” Carlisle nodded.
“That’s good to hear. I must go and collect those scans but as I can see so far, I’d determine that they are alright, nothing causing harm.”
Alec nodded. “That’s good -”
“But we’d rather be sure.” Jane finished. Carlisle nodded before heading out the door.

Within an hour Carlisle was back.
“This is remarkable!” He gushed as he pulled up the scans on his laptop. “Now this, is a scan of someone (Y/N)’s age. This one on the left is awake, this one on the right is asleep. As you can see, different parts are activated. These shades of yellow show high activity, this is normal, the greens show normal activity. This is a perfectly healthy brain, this person has no physical or mental conditions.” Carlisle tapped a key and two new scans came up. “This is (Y/N)’s awake. As you can see it’s nothing out of the ordinary.” He tapped gain. “This is theirs asleep.”
The Volturi let out quiet gasps. Alec’s grip on your shoulders tightening.
“These red sections show a massive amount of brain activity being used. This would give anyone the impression that they were older and would lead to possible investigation. I can determine right now that this is not a matter of harm, their is nothing wrong with them but Alec, you have a remarkable mate.”
“What does all of this mean?” You asked.
“It means, that you’re accessing high intelligence that shouldn’t really exist. Yet here you stand, you’re a medical mystery. This makes as I previously said, a remarkable human and this could develop into a gift in your change.”


You went on to have a child with Alec before your change.
Your daughter turned out to be the same and would often get up but it was mostly drawing. When she had asked Alec why she kept getting up and not remembering, Alec sat her down to tell her. “Your mother did the same thing. My, did she surprise me.”
Your daughter smiled at the thought.
“Your mother is incredibly intelligent and she showed this when she was human. She could never remember just like you.”
“Now mummy is super smart!” She grinned and Alec ruffled her hair. “That’s correct, precious. Maybe when you get older, you will be gifted too. I’m quite certain of it actually.”
“Will I get in trouble?”
“Sweetheart, you can’t control what you do when you’re asleep. We won’t punish you for such things. Embrace it sweetness, it can’t hurt you.”
Your daughter wrapped her small arms around Alec who gave her a light squeeze in return.

So We Meet Again

Warnings: Language. Negan. Smut. (unprotected sex). 

Request:  Hi there! I love your writing and I wanted to make a request if that’s okay? :3 One where the reader is in her early twenties. She and Negan had teamed up early on in the outbreak, and had a close, romantic relationship. Then a hoard came through, separating them and causing them both to think the other is dead for a few years. One day he and the Saviors find a new town to “make a deal” with and he finds out that she is the leader. Fluffy smut if possible? Thank you! ^-^ - anon

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You’d met him just a week after the world went to shit. Being nineteen at the time, you fell head over heals for him. He, an older gentleman that he was, didn’t force you into an uncomfortable situations. He took care of you and you took care of him. You learned how to kill these dead creatures that resurrected from the grave together. 

Together you two were unstoppable. Neither walkers nor people could stop you. The first kiss was something of magic. The sparks you felt run through your body was the best feeling you had at the time. Your first time together was wonderful. 

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