smart stoners

Man I wonder how much of the acceptable answers to the ravenclaw door knocker riddle are just a) pretentious bullshit (“where do vanished objects go” “into nothing which is to say everything” like shut the fuck up Melinda) or b) the most bullshit ass stoner answers like, the above but delivered three times as slow by my dude who has been sniffing the literal magic mushrooms

Like at some point (finals week, second year) you stop trying and just spout some smart sounding stoner bullshit no matter what the question is.

And: Luna is the master bullshitter

Hear me out okay

“What comes first the Phoenix or the fire” “a circle has no beginning”

“And circle has no beginning” would be an answer to half the questions it’s so vague. That’s genius. It’s a ravenclaw meme at this point

Although the seventh years are all dead eyed living off coffee like unicorns blood and they tend to answer “life is a lie and sentience is an illusion” which is technically true and answers the Phoenix question. “Where do vanished items go” “they join all my fucks in the void”

I mean

The door let’s them in. It’s been there

anonymous asked:

Hey. So, I really adore your Thiam Headcanons and I would have some more for you: 1) what would they do at Halloween 2) who would throw the other a surprise birthday party 3) where do you see them in 10 (or more) years 4) who cooks and who bakes 5) any AU ideas for them and 6) what would their first vacation together be like? Thank you so much for sharing your amazing work with us!!

1) What would they do at halloween?

They would ppppppparty! 

Halloween has always been Mason’s favourite holiday and Liam always gets dragged into it, not that he’s complaining. When they were kids they’d trick or treat but now they’re old enough to party and Mason will die before he lets them miss the chance to go to a proper Halloween party.

Theo pretends like he doesn’t care at first but the second Mason insists everyone dresses up Theo is off. Liam can’t shut him up for a week about what costume he might wear. It takes a while before Liam actually realises that it will be Theo’s first Halloween in ten years.

They end up going as batman and superman, it’s lame and cliche but they get to leer at each other in tight outfits all night so they’re pretty happy. When they eventually have to haul Mason and Corey back to their houses they go back to Liam’s and watch (judge) scary films together.

2) Who would throw the other a surprise birthday party?

The whole werewolf senses make surprise birthday parties difficult. Liam tried to throw one for Theo but he heard the heartbeats of the people hiding before they’d even got near to Liam’s house. 

3) Where do you see them in 10 years?

After that Anon who had the Doctor!Theo history teacher!Liam headcanon I honestly can’t see them ending up any other way.

But yes okay so I see Theo as a doctor and Liam as a history teacher. Theo works long ass hours constantly and paid more than he makes to get through all the training and Liam’s on a teacher’s salary so their house isn’t the best. Or the cleanest a lot of the time.

They adopted a six-year-old who came into the hospital after saying with abusive foster parents. Theo didn’t even mean to start talking to her but she’d been stuck in the hospital for a while with repeat surgeries and then Liam and Dr Geyer start talking to her and after the latest big bad tears up the hospital and Liam and Theo find themselves running for her room the second the second it starts to make sure she gets out safely they decide they might as well see if they could. 

They’re still fighting supernatural beasties but doing fairly well at adulting alongside it. Theo thinks if they could afford a maid their lives would be perfect. Liam thinks if his students could start listening to him it would be better.

4) who cooks and who bakes?

Both of them cook, neither of them bake. They’re both…adequate at cooking, sure it’s not great but they won’t starve. It’ just they don’t have the patience to stick to the recipe’s or the care to remember to check stuff in exactly the cooking time. Baking, however, neither of them touch it. Liam made cupcakes once and Theo almost broke a tooth on them.

5) Any Au idea’s for them?

College AU! Right okay, so you have Theo the smart as fuck stoner and Liam the angry history nerd who ends up sharing a dorm with him.

They hate eachother at first. Theo is loud and obnoxious and seems to pass without trying and Liam is there busting his balls trying to keep up in his classes and play lacrosse and hang out with Mason. 

Liam has a breakdown one night, no tears or anything but he just starts whispering history facts and rocking back and forth and after some laughing Theo convinces him to smoke a bit to calm down.

They end up at the nearby skate park Liam ranting angrily about his teachers while Theo skates around him. After that, they’re pretty amicable, if amicable means they fall in love while Theo tries to teach Liam how to skate and Liam bombards Theo with the history of marijuana.

6) What would their first vacation be like?

Airplanes is what I’d imagine it to be like ;) 

It’s miserable. They go to England, London to be exact. Jackson and Theo hit it off after the hunter fiasco, they’re both sarcastic egotistical competitive assholes and bond somewhat and then continue it with a string of insulting text messages. Eventually, it turns into a “if you’re ever in London come hang out.” sort of invitation.

It rains the entire time and Liam bitches about it. Theo bitches about the smell and the noise. Jackson bitches about them bitching and Ethan bitches about how it wouldn’t be so bad if they’d actually go out and do something which starts Liam off on the rain again. They agree to try a nice tropical beach next time.

Man I wonder how much of the acceptable answers to the ravenclaw door knocker riddle are just a) pretentious bullshit (“where do vanished objects go” “into nothing which is to say everything” like shut the fuck up Melinda) or b) the most bullshit ass stoner answers like, the above but delivered three times as slow by my dude who has been sniffing the literal magic mushrooms

Like at some point (finals week, second year) you stop trying and just spout some smart sounding stoner bullshit no matter what the question is.

And: Luna is the master bullshitter

Hear me out okay

“What comes first the Phoenix or the fire” “a circle has no beginning”

“And circle has no beginning” would be an answer to half the questions it’s so vague. That’s genius. It’s a ravenclaw meme at this point

Although the seventh years are all dead eyed living off coffee like unicorns blood and they tend to answer “life is a lie and sentience is an illusion” which is technically true and answers the Phoenix question. “Where do vanished items go” “they join all my fucks in the void”

I mean

The door let’s them in. It’s been there