Last night we had a Star Wars themed game after dinner. The kids had to run to different stations around camp and perform tasks for counselors in costume in order to earn kyber crystals to make light sabers. I was dressed as a Sith Lord and hid behind trees, jumping out to scare the kids and make them answer riddles before they could continue on their quest.
At the end of the game, all the kids clustered around the dock while Garden Girl and I had a light saber battle. She fled, so I turned on the kids and challenged them to a dance-off.
“Oh no!” I said. “You’re all SO GOOD at dancing that I’ve been inspired to give up my ways! I will leave the Dark Side and stop being a Sith!” I dropped my red light saber on the ground symbolically.
While my guard was down, one small boy rushed forward, grabbed my light saber, and stabbed me through the heart with it. As I fell to the ground, dying theatrically, I wailed, “But I just refooooormed!”