smacked out

anonymous asked:

you look like an exact 50-50 mix of phillipa soo and ari afsar .. youre eliza as hell =P

Welp, I always knew one of these days your sweet messages would eventually kill me. This is the one that did it. I’m permanently dead now. They’re trying to smack the phone out of my hands in the great beyond.

asexual: [reading war and peace]
me, wearing only a g-string and a see-through chainmail bra: [smacks war and peace out of their hands] go watch some porn you geek ass bitch



“For a man (Donald Trump) to be able to publicly refer to a woman as a fat pig, that makes me teary. And for people to applaud, that is absolutely fucking insanity to me.

My grandmother would have smacked my teeth out of my head if I had referred to a woman as a fat pig. And I cannot understand how people can clap for that. It’s absolutely collective insanity.

If one of my sons – I am getting furious just thinking about it – if one of my sons said that in a public place, they couldn’t even live in my house anymore.”

– Will Smith,

So I glanced through the Cyber Danganronpa VR DEMO playthrough and decided to gif some of my personal favorite moments.

So, I love how chaotic the trials look in this, but this particular moment made me laugh out loud for over three minutes.

Like, of all the things Byakuya could do, he opts to roundhouse kick the words. I can’t handle it. I love the added animation of Hiro and Touko crouching to not get hit.

Speaking of added animation:

Touko throwing books is adorable and ridiculous enough, but they aren’t just special effects. I love that Kyoko just smacks the book out of the air like nothing. They didn’t have to add this detail, but I’m glad they did.

Hiro takes a more… direct approach.

And Aoi curb stomps the words to death.

Aoi also backflips back into place to avoid Byakuya’s BS.

The sass is strong with this one.

More Byakuya being sassy AF.

┐(‘~`;)┌ Though, I enjoy anytime Togami is there, so I guess I’m biased.  I don’t have a problem. (╥﹏╥)

And finally, this:

This demo alone tempts me to get the PlayStation VR. (´ ᴗ`✿)  Probably won’t, but still.

one time during summer my friends and i rode this really fast swing ride in an amusement park and one of my friends forgot to take off her flip flops so it slipped off her foot and smack landed right on another girl’s face and basically what i wanted to say here is klance amusement park au

Team Skull and Plumeria stuff

Huh. That’s interesting. Although none of Team Skull seem old enough to have been a part of that, since they never really talk about them.

Oh. Well. That explains a lot. Tapu Bulu has some anger issues it seems.

You don’t say. Explains why Nanu acts like the whole kahuna business was an offer he can’t refuse.

Sounds like a cruddy system sometimes though. Can see why people would complain.

Oh. Yeah. For those wondering. Yes, that is Plumeria. She lives in the trailer park on Ula’Ula Island after Team Skull is disbanded. (In other words, this is post-game stuff)

You know, kind of funny. Plumeria’s home, and presumably family includes exposition on Team Skull’s origins and shows a sort of dislike for the whole kahuna and Tapu stuff. Wonder if there’s a connection. Like Plumeria’s dad or grandad was the kahuna who got uppity with Tapu Bulu, got smacked down/fell out of favor, and Nanu ended up as his replacement. (I’m just saying, there’s no dude in this trailer at all and I can’t tell how old the woman is.)

Wait a minute.

>Tapu Bulu is the Guardian of Ula’Ula Island

>Is Grass/Fairy type

>Plumeria is a Poison type specialist

>Poison attacks hit Tapu Bulu for 4x damage (I would know. I accidentally knocked it out with a Gengar Sludge Bomb. Thank God for soft-resetting)

>Plumeria’s ace/signature Pokemon is Salazzle, who is Posion/Fire, so both of its STAB attack possibilities hit Tapu Bulu for super effective damage

>We know people have tried to gone up against Tapu Bulu in the past

Perhaps Plumeria and her family actually do have a grudge against the local Tapu, or vice versa.

So, Guzma may have been beaten by his dad and has a massive inferiority complex/need for recognition as a result, Gladion was abused, ran away from home, and spent years being homeless trying to take care of Type: Null, Plumeria grew up in a trailer park and is hated by the local Guardian Deity or has a feud with it to the point where she helped restart an organization opposing it and has a team prepared if it comes after the people around Tapu Village again, and the Grunts are all people who can’t make a legitimate living through training because they aren’t good enough to get through the Island Challenge.

Team Skull had a hard life.

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary
  • Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out
  • Star: ight
  • Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth
  • Jackie: hi
  • Star: sweg
  • LATER:
  • Marco: cologne is good
  • Janna: *is there*
  • Cologne: *on Marco's ass*
  • Marco's ass: *smacked*
  • Dick: out
  • Star: we need shit for our seance
  • Marco: I don't care
  • Doorbell: *ring*
  • Marco: FUCK
  • Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch
  • Janna: k
  • Door: *is answered*
  • Jackie: suh dude
  • Star: ocean
  • Jackie: thanks
  • Marco: hi jackie *is hot*
  • Star: take me now
  • Janna: flashlight
  • Jackie: u look good @marco
  • Marco: A+
  • Janna: smell his butt
  • Star: *hoe side activate*
  • LATER:
  • Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now
  • Janna: shut up
  • Glossaryck: meat noses
  • Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious
  • Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date
  • Marco: nice
  • Star: still jelly
  • Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa
  • Jackie: this taste like shit
  • Marco: I hate myself
  • Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself
  • Marco: thanks??
  • Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass
  • Marco: gross lets do it
  • Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk
  • Glossaryck: hoe don't do it
  • Star: *lurks*
  • Glossaryck: oh my god
  • Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just
  • Skateboard: *breaks*
  • Star: there we go
  • Jackie and Marco: *kiss*
  • Blood moon: sweaty:)
  • Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go
  • Ludo: sup bitch
  • Star: why
  • Ludo: give book
  • Star and Ludo: *fight*
  • Jackie and marco: *show up*
  • Star: *fucks up*
  • Spell book: *is stolen*
  • Jarco: *canon*
  • Starco tears: *out*