sm you're late

The real reason Xiumin STILL doesn't get many lines
  • 2008: *Xiumin win's S.M. Everysing Contest*
  • SM: Wow this is a very talented youngster, bring him to my office when he arrives, I want to greet him.
  • Xiumin: *Arrives at SM building for his first day*
  • Xiumin: Hello Seonsaengnim, it is an honor to be here.
  • SM: No no, the honor is mine! You have a lot of talent my boy, I think you're going to be a great star here! Maybe even a lead vocal one day!
  • Xiumin: Oh wow, that would be amazing! I'll work very hard!
  • SM: I'm sure you will! Now, sit sit! Let's chat about your future, would you like some tea??
  • Xiumin: Oh sure, thank you.
  • Xiumin: *goes to sit down* *doesn't see the cat already in the chair*
  • SM: *getting tea* You know I already have a song in mind for y---
  • Cat: -hisses and spits madly- -jumps off chair and dives under desk-
  • Xiumin: *startled* OMG
  • SM: OH NO MY POOR BABY ARE YOU ALRIGHT???
  • Xiumin: Uh, yeah I'm fine, it just scared m--
  • SM: NOT YOU! MY POOR MR. TWINKLES!! Come out from under there you poor thing, come on!
  • Cat: -hisses angrily-
  • Xiumin: I'm so sorry, I didn't see him there, can I help? ..Maybe I can sing to him? ha ha
  • SM: Actually I think you're late for dance practice, you better go.
  • Xiumin: Oh...ok, goodbye seonsangnim...
  • Xiumin: *man he said i have a good voice i hope i didn't just blow it....*