PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!
Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*
Haechan: *takes a deep breath* how many times. how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL UR CHINESE ‘HI IM CHENLE HE HE’ ASS TO STFU AND LET ME SPEAK. YALL AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME.
Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again….
Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*
Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????
Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm
Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper
Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall
Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???
Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here??
Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.
Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????
Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?
Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG
Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???
Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?
Haechan: mARK GETCHO RAMEN BLEACHED ASS FALLIN APART HAIR AWAY FROM THAT DISEASE INFESTED CHILD.
Jaemin: w o w. y'all really gonna play me like that huh?
Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!
Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*
Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there…
Jaemin: *turns around*
Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*
Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves
Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???
Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo
Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!
Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china
Haechan: it don’t matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care
Mark: *throws table* i TOLD YALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT YALL TRICKASS BABY SHITS CANT EVEN DO THAT FOR FIVE BLOODY SECONDS!!!!!!!!!
Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist?
Mark: DONGHYUCK ILL NUTKICK U TO PLUTO AND BACK JUST TALK ONE MORE TIME AND CHENLE DON’T EVEN THINK BOUT INTRODUCING UR CHINGCHONG HEHE ASS AND RENJUN TALK SHIT IN CHINESE& ILL SUE YOU. JISUNG UR A FCUKING CUNT BECAUSE U JUST SIT THERE WHEN WE ALL KNOW U DO SATANIC RITUALS TO GUIDE US TO HELL AND JENO- JENO…… u alright tbh
PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-
*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*
Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*
Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*
Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant
i was just thinking.. when dan & phil say they love us and appreciate us, they actually mean it. like they do so much for us. radio shows like every month or so, you say they get paid for it? ya well they don’t get paid for doing live shows but they try to do it for us every week! pretty sure there has been at least one time where they didn’t feel like filming but did it for us anyway.. they try to meet as many of us as possible and are so nice to us! they reply to loads of us on social media sites, ah man.. i love them.
cashton are actually the DREAM team for playing any word game. first u got ashton: the rational thinker, the describer, the many worded man and then u got calum: the noisy impressions guy who adds to ashton’s description and BOOM uve got the answer
But seriously though when Regina goes to Robin she looks so vulnerable and you can just see her thinking “Okay Regina, you can do this. Take a leap of faith, just do it, you have to take a chance, come on.” And she just GRABS HIM and when they part she’s like “omg how does he feel omg was this a mistak- oh, okay. Oh."