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Top boy band EXO’s Lay drops next solo track “LOSE CONTROL” MV!

Are you loving this sexy and classy choreo?

BigHit: Okay the coast is clear! No super groups are having a comeback at the moment so we should let BTS drop their new song and win all the awards and sweep the charts!!

StarShip: I think we finally have the timing right! If we drop Monsta X’s new comeback rn we’ll get out first number one annnd finally prove ourselves in the industry!!

JYP: THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME!! Let’s have 2pm and Got7 comeback and just SLAUGHTER everyone and win EVERYTHING! *laughs* And I mean we totes can do it cause who’s big enough to stop us anyway??

SM: *smiles knowingly*

SM:*slithers out of the shadows*

SM: *whispers* SHINee’s Back




JYP: Damn



The likelihood of a male kpop idol taking off their shirt (according to the three major companies):


Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt.

Sooman: yes but only when you’re old enough

Sooman: now go do crunches so you have sick abs


Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt.

YG: Yeah go ahead

YG: In fact do it before you debut

YG: That way you can accumulate more fans before you’ve released a single song. Then when you do you’ll make me lots of money muahahaha


Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt


JYP: But you can crossdress on stage

Idol: But

JYP: shhhh *hands him a dress and wig*

*BONUS* Big Hit Entertainment

Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt

Bang PD: is your name Park Jimin

Idol: No.

Bang PD: Then no

Jimin: lol sorry guys

Every major company is messing up big time

YG: abusive towards artists, seemingly a misogynist, prevents his groups from succeeding, prevented his wife from becoming a successful artist because he wanted to usurp her time and affection, in the face of a scandal he does nothing and just shoves said artist even further into the dungeon

JYP: cares more about his own comebacks than that of his groups, Twice and GOT7 are doing well but that’s due to members constantly promoting themselves (Jackson, Dahyun, BamBam, Tzuyu), 2PM only got like three weeks of work last year, Miss A comes back once in a blue moon or whenever Suzy feels like it, and 2AM probably doesn’t even exist anymore, also Wonder Girls (probably what JYP said)

SM: SuJu and f(x) are constantly being put on the backburner for other groups, TVXQ just in general, SNSD kicked Jessica, EXO lost three members in 4 years and they are currently being sued by said members, they’re debuting a new group that they are in no way prepared to promote or manage well, and basically everything went to hell in a handbasket after LSM stepped down

Cube: 4Minute is on the verge of collapsing, BEAST isn’t getting the promotions or comebacks they deserve and is falling apart at the seams, BTOB isn’t getting the time of day, and ACube renamed itself in order to avoid the backlash of impending collapse of its parent company and save APink

FNC: AOA only gets one comeback a year, Youkyung gets to play music when the stars align, F.T. Island and CNBlue work hard to prepare comebacks and then FNC releases the songs with no teaser and no hype which results in the comebacks not doing as well as they should/could

DSP: made a big friggin deal about finding a new KARA member only to have KARA disband a year later leaving the new member with nothing

Pledis: where’s After School? it’s been like three friggin years and now the most popular members (Uee and Orange Caramel) are preparing to graduate, Seventeen gets nothing from them in terms of financial support

Star Empire: ZE:A got so little group activity that one of the youngest members decided to enlist and the other members are now trying to make it as actors rather than singers

Woollim: INFINITE is an amazing group that only gets one comeback a year, if they got two they’d have EXO level of popularity, what’s going on with Tasty???, why did you wait so long to give Woohyun a solo???

Starship: WHERE THE HELL IS SISTAR?!?!??!!!??