sm 9

a couple of exo’s greatest mysteries that i still think about

1) the lost flash drive

2) the downfall of xingdae (perhaps connected to #1??)

3) dick tappin interview 

4) kris ghosting: the prequel (zombie-ing during wolf era) the sequel (Actually Ghosting during overdose era) and the aftermath (now) I want a full blown e! story on this

5) exodus mv??????????????

6) sehun johnny jeonghan Incident

7) how did baekhyun learn to open doors with chopsticks

8) was exo promoting in china (and exo k vs exo m) a fever dream

9) where is yixing?

6

This is the thing: I don’t believe in beating around the bush. I believe in telling it how it is, I know it comes off as crass sometimes, but just remember; if I say something to you and it comes across as mean, I don’t mean it mean. I’m saying it from a place of kindness and hopefully to be helpful. 

3

johnny being worried when you disappear for the day due to sadness❔

9

As promised, here’s part II of the Pride avatars!

And once again, this is neither an endorsement nor a condemnation of your preferred pairings!

(Do people even ship Luna/Serenity? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

This is Shinee 5 and we're always by your side

This is bts 7 and we have come from heaven

This is exo 9 and SM takes every dime

This is got7 7 and our dab count is 10 thousand and eleven

This is big bang 5 and we gotta cook with chive

this is ikon 7 and we ain’t boys were men

This is seventeen 13 and we’re high on caffeine

This is Shinhwa 6 and we’re not into chicks

This is NCT and we have way too many members plus were adding more

Are you ready for my favourite part of this?

THE FUCKING TASSELED PILLOW

DID SERENITY HAVE AN OFFICIAL CRYING PILLOW

WAS SHE SO BOUND TO IT THAT IS FUCKING RESURRECTED WITH HER

OR DOES USAGI JUST HAVE THIS FANCY PILLOW HANGING AROUND FOR WHEN SHE NEEDS TO CRY BUT WANTS TO LOOK REGAL WHILE DOING IT

OR DID REI BUY IT FOR HER AS AN UNINTENTIONALLY IRONIC IF SARCASTIC GESTURE LIKE “HERE PRINCESS IF YOU’RE GOING TO CRY ALL THE DAMNED TIME”

AND WHICH ONE OF THESE REASONS FOR THAT FUCKING PILLOW DO I LIKE BEST

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD I CAN’T DECIDE