slytherin meme

I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour// artist: @emilyscartoons

Having crushes.
  • Slytherin : *enters the great hall dramatically with their robe giving that bad ass Darth Vader effect*
  • Slytherin: *points at Hufflepuff* with the exception of you I dislike everyone in this room.
  • Hufflepuff: and I like you too.
Houses As Tumblr Text Posts Part Seven
  • (Thoughts About Relationships)
  • Gryffindor: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade
  • Hufflepuff: I don't want a valentine, I want 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want the d, I want the a. I want to ace this class
  • Slytherin: No offense, but I just can't process the fact that someone might actually care about me
  • me on a date: so what's your hogwarts house?
  • date: I don't know...
  • me shoving breadsticks into my purse: something's come up I've-
  • date: I mean no one can truly know their house because the online quizzes are nothing compared to the sorting hat.
  • me slowly takes breadstick out of purse: go on

with that hair I would give Lucius a straight 10 too // artist: @emilyscartoons

me talking about my grades and future
▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01
me talking about Regulus and Sirius black and how they deserved better
▶ 🔘──────── 104:37:12

Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Four
  • Gryffindor: I'm too cute for 90% of the shit I go through.
  • Hufflepuff: *choking back tears* Wanna fight?
  • Ravenclaw: How much dirt do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
  • Slytherin: I'm sorry, you must be at least a Level 8 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

this is the kind of shit that makes me laugh// artist: @floccinaucinihilipilification

Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Eight
  • Gryffindor: Your inability to learn handshakes is teaRING THIS GANG APART
  • Hufflepuff: My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed
  • Ravenclaw: If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
  • Slytherin: I’m wearing all black to mourn the death of my motivation

love draco so much// artist: @emilyscartoons