slytherin fan art

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My Hogwarts House designs! 

I hope you like them!

For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE



Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!”

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brooklyn nine-nine + hogwarts houses (more)

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Inspired by this post by @ladydrarry

(Rowena) Ravenclaw: *laying on the floor having an existential crisis*

(Helga) Hufflepuff: *quietly lays next to them*

(Salazar) Slytherin: *shakes head in defeat and sits next to the other two*

(Godric) Gryffindor: *lays entire body on top of Ravenclaw*

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Wizards are kinda kicking our Muggle butts in terms of gender equality, as evidenced by the fact that Hogwarts has an equal number of men and women on its staff, gender is irrelevant on Quidditch teams, and women have been prominent in politics for CENTURIES.

With that in mind (as well some recent “this patriarchy is gross AF” events), we couldn’t resist imagining the ways in which the signature traits of each Hogwarts house would play into how they express their feminism.

We asked the exceptionally talented @taryndraws to illustrate our Hogwarts feminists, and we are in absolute AWE of how perfect they are. Sexist a#*holes, run for cover, because these brilliant, fierce women are COMIN’ FOR YA. 

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This is damn brilliant! 😂 (And schoolboy Poe is giving me some dirty thoughts, all disheveled like that…🙄🙈)

Since originally posting this, @littlechmura, the talented artist who created these images, let me know that she has a Tumblr blog in addition to her page on DeviantArt. (Be sure check it out by clicking on her name above. Her stuff is great!) And here is the original post of these drawings which were commissioned pieces: http://littlechmura.tumblr.com/post/153398802503/sparkitors-was-the-resistance-the-original

Chapter eleven: Quidditch

‘And the Quaffle is taken immediately by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor - what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive, too -’
'JORDAN!’
'Sorry, Professor.’
The Weasley twins’ friend, Lee Jordan, was doing the commentary for the match, closely watched by Professor McGonagall.
‘And she’s really belting along up there, a neat pass to Alicia Spinnet, a good find of Oliver Wood’s, last year only a reserve - back to Johnson and - no, Slytherin have taken the Quaffle, Slytherin captain Marcus Flint gains the Quaffle and off he goes - Flint flying like an eagle up there - he’s going to sc - no, stopped by an excellent move by Gryffindor Keeper Wood and Gryfindor take the Quaffle - that’s Chaser Katie Bell of Gryffindor there, nice dive around Flint, off up the field and - OUCH - that must have hurt, hit in the back of the head by a Bludger - Quaffle taken by Slytherin - that’s Adrian Pucey speeding off towards the goalposts, but he’s blocked by a second Bludger - sent his way by Fred or George Weasley, can’t tell which - nice play by the Gryffindor Beater, anyway, and Johnson back in possession of the Quaffle, a clear field ahead and off she goes - she’s really flying - dodges a speeding Bludger - the goalposts are ahead and off she goes - come on, now, Angelina - Keeper Bletchley dives - misses - GRYFFINDOR SCORE!’