sly does this to everyone

When Kise got a kiss from Kuroko.
  • Kise: Aominecchi! Kagamicchi! Wait, why are you two together?
  • Kagami: I intend to invite this fellow to play basketball with me and some of my buddies.
  • Aomine: In which I refuse since it's too much effort to put it. So what are you doing here?
  • Kise: Heh..
  • Aomine: Why are you smirking?
  • Kise: Do you still remember back in Teiko? When everyone wants to have Kurokocchi's first kiss.
  • Aomine: Oh yeah. That demon king brought that up.
  • Kagami: Demon king?
  • Aomine: Akashi.
  • Kise: Yep yep. That one. Well, today... Kurokocchi gave me his first kiss!
  • Midorima: What the actual fuck?!
  • Kagami: Uwah?! Midorima?!
  • Aomine: Since when were you here?!
  • Midorima: I noticed Kise so I followed him. I was around this street for my personal reason.
  • Aomine: Buying those weird lucky items of yours?
  • Midorima: ... Anyway, you got his first kiss?
  • Kise: Yep! We had a date so he gave me a kiss!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Midorima: How?!
  • Kagami: Wait did you just said 'date'?!
  • Aomine: How come Tetsu rejected me when I asked him out?
  • Murasakibara: So sly, Kise-chin.
  • Kise: Murasakibaracchi?!
  • Kagami: Why does everyone keeps on popping out of nowhere?!
  • Murasakibara: I went to that store where they sell maiubo cheap. Besides, Kise-chin is sly. He forced Kuro-chin to go out on a date with him.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!
  • Aomine: Oi, Kise! What do you think you are doing?!
  • Kagami: Forcing Kuroko like that?!
  • Midorima: You are stupid.
  • Kise: How mean-ssu!
  • Akashi: I guess I should give a call to Kasamatsu-san about your training methods. Oh, that also includes your manager in your modeling.
  • Everyone: !!!
  • Midorima: Akashi?!
  • Kagami: Like I said, why do you guys keeps on popping out of nowhere?!
  • Akashi: I was with Atsushi all along. He dragged me here. Anyway, about the forced kiss you just took out of Tetsuya's lips.
  • Kise: It was not a force kiss-ssu! He kissed me by himself!
  • Akashi: Ryouta...
  • Kise: Trust me!!
  • Murasakibara: I didn't actually know that you were like that, Kise-chin.
  • Midorima: Ridiculous, forcing an innocent child like that.
  • Aomine: Die, Kise!
  • Kagami: Dieee!
  • Kise: SOO MEAAAN!!