slug slime

We interrupt this TMI Tuesday to bring you a DASH COMMISH (!!!!) by @cannibal-prince (!!!11!!!!!!1)

I was given the honor of providing context so… TFW you have a reunion with your ol’ alien smuggling pals and you’ll be dAMNED if they can swallow more space-slugs than you. ;)


Name: Aeolidia Papillosa
Aka: Shaggy mouse slug

My personal name: Hair extension slug

Location: Atlantic coast of Europe and North America, the Pacific coast of North America, west and east coasts of South America

Size: 2-12 cm (depending on the location)

Diet: Sea anemomies!! Not the tentacles, just the stalk (Poor Nemo is gonna lose his home anyway)

No escape: It has been observed that sea anemones try to escape being eaten, so to avoid losing their food, A. papillosa will use its oral tentacles to grab onto the anemone and hold it in place!

Popular babies: A. papillosa is actually a really popular species, and has been studied extensively by many researchers

Eggs: Unlike most sea slugs, which lay an egg ribbon, A. papillosa lays an egg mass (lazy babies, can’t even lay properly aesthetic eggs [heh, eggsthetic]). The egg mass holds possibly millions of eggs, with what is assumed to be 19-20 eggs in each tube thing (since the egg masses kinda look like white sausages squished together). Laying the eggs, since there’s so many, takes quite a bit of time, usually 16-18 hours of egg laying!

Color: Colors vary, ranging from white to a dark brown color. The color of the slug depends on which type of anemone it eats. Also, although typically covered in adults, all A. papillosa have a white V on their heads (perhaps they are cheering on a favorite sports team?). Their coloring also is a way A. papillosa camouflages itself

Vicious: Don’t let their tiny size fool you, A. papillosa’s radula (mouth) has 23 rows of pectinate teeth!

anonymous asked:

I'd like to request Zen with an MC whose mom and sister talk shit about her right in front of her all the time. My family does this to me and it seriously sucks... I need some comfort fluff pls ;-;

aw, anon :(( I’m sorry they do that, that’s terrible! you’re a great person and are wonderful and I love you❤ 

here’s some comfort fluff for you ^^ zen loves you too and he’s about to prove it watch this

Zen wanted to meet her family. MC knew it was bound to happen eventually, but she was really hoping it would be later rather than sooner. But Zen thought family was important━and even though his family didn’t give him a chance yet, he thought he could at least try with hers. MC managed to set up dinner plans with her family. Zen was ecstatic, he was going to meet her parents and her sister. MC, on the other hand, was worried. She knew they were going to like him, that wasn’t the problem, she was worried about what they would say about her. Her mom and sister had the tendency to talk about her in a way that reminded MC of high school bullies, and right in front of her too! Their words belittled and hurt her, and she was afraid they were going to convince Zen that she wasn’t enough for him. But he would never think that…right?

The night came and MC’s palms started sweating just on the car ride there. Zen noticed when she didn’t want to hold his hand. “MC? What’s wrong, babe?” She put on a smile and shook her head, trying to reassure him, “Just a little nervous…I haven’t seen them in a few months, they’re probably going to ask a bunch of questions, haha..” Zen nodded, leaving it at that, but he still felt a little bit off. They pulled up to the restaurant before he could figure out how to ask, though.

MC’s parents and sister were there already, so Zen and MC took a seat. There were introductions and the usual “how did you guys meet?” and “what do you do for a career?” type questions. MC thought this might actually go well. They were asking more questions about Zen than talking about MC…maybe she could actually do this. Then, her sister brought up the question, “So, why are you with MC in the first place?” MC could feel her heart sink. Here it comes… Zen looked surprised, and took a second to answer. “Well, because she makes me happy. She supports me and my dreams and trusts me…and I want to do the same for her.” Normally, his answer would make MC blush, but right now she was too worried about their response that all she could do was pick at her food. “That’s sweet. But I do have a question about that,” Her mother started, “How does she make you happy? A man of your talent and looks alone couldn’t possibly be happy to be seen with her. I mean, I love her of course, but do you know how clumsy she is?” Her sister interjected, “She’s also gullible. Once, we were at the park and some kid convinced her slugs had healing slime, so she put one on her cut.” And it pretty much all went downhill from there.

They brought up all kinds of stories from MC’s past, making each other laugh. Her father didn’t say much, except offer a few details from those stories and tell them to stop for a second when the waiter asked for refills. MC went from picking on her food and eating a bite every now and then to playing with the napkin on her lap. Zen didn’t say a word. Finally, they brought her to a breaking point. “And tell me you didn’t say ‘I love you’ yet, MC is kind of impulsive with those words, she’s doesn’t really take them seriously.” Her mother said. “She probably did, mom, she brought him to meet us. But this isn’t the first time…who knows, this might end up like last time.” Her sister said. “Oh, what happened last time, again? I forgot..” Her father spoke again to answer her mother, “They broke up the next day. And a week later, the boy started dating this one.” He pointed to MC’s sister. And that’s when MC stood up and excused herself to the bathroom.

She couldn’t handle it anymore. And Zen hadn’t even said anything. Maybe he was planning to do the same thing. Maybe they convinced him she wasn’t enough for him. Because, though their words hurt, they were right about one thing━how was she enough for him? Why did he ever like her? She was nowhere near the kind of person he should like, and all she ever did was encourage him. But he had encouragement from everyone, why did he need her? She spent about five minutes in the bathroom, her thoughts making her start crying somewhere in the middle, before there was a knock on the door. “Sorry!” She called out, thinking someone needed to actually use the bathroom, “I’ll be out in a minute.” MC was going to get a couple napkins for her tears, when, “Princess?” Zen’s voice called from the other side of the door. She stopped what she was doing and went back to the door. “Oh…I’ll still be out in a minute, Zen, sorry. I mean, unless you want to just end things right here, that’s fine with me too.” The tears started coming back, but she was forcing herself to speak clearly. “This night was a waste, I’m sorry, haha-” “Babe, come out here.” He said. MC frowned, and took a second before she opened the door.

Immediately, she was pulled into a hug. Zen had brought her purse and wrapped his jacket around her. “Come on, let’s go.” MC was confused. “What do you mean?” “I paid for our bit of dinner already. I also, uh…kind of told your family off. I don’t think they like me anymore.” Now MC was surprised. “You what?” “Well, I told them that they were ridiculous. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything sooner, but I was just shocked at how they were belittling you! And they just kept going! It wasn’t even like how Seven makes fun of Yoosung, they’re being stupid! Questioning why I like you? God, you’ve made me the happiest I’ve been since I can remember. You make me want to be a better person and make me feel like I can actually achieve my dreams. And then they say all this crap about you? You’re an amazing person! I don’t see how half of their stories even make you out to be what they say. Clumsy? Who cares? I broke my ankle and several other bones on a dance move I’ve done for years. Gullible? You were six! Any six year old would fall for that. And that one ex of yours is a joke, I want to punch him. What kind of asshole-” “Zen..” MC cut him off, “ really mean all that?” He looked down at her, surprised, but he nodded. “Of course, Angel. You’re everything to me. And if your family can’t see that, well…I guess we’ll only ever visit on important holidays. And I’ll be ready to put them in their place again.” Now MC was blushing. “Thank you…can we go back home?” Zen smiled and leaned down to kiss her forehead, “I thought you’d never ask.”


Prompt: “My Halloween decorations are not excessive”

Characters: Angus MacGyver x reader

Gender: Any/Neutral    Triggers: None

Originally posted by fyeahlucastill

As Mac walked out of his car and towards the door he had no idea what he was going to see when he walked into your apartment. He knew you had been decorating, that’s why he was here. Apparently you needed some help.

He didn’t knock as he walked through the door, but was startled at the sight. Your apartment looked like the owner of a haunted house couldn’t decide on a theme so he went with all of them. There were decorations on every flat surface, tack and nails, fake spider webs hanging from every corner and multiple candy bowls on every table. 

“Woah” he said looking around

“In here Mac!” he heard your voice come from deep within the decorated maze that was once your house.

As he wandered towards the kitchen doorway he had to practically climb over a pile of monster bodies. The hallway walls had banners and tacked up paper bats. From the ceiling hung more webs.

Wandering into the kitchen he saw you kneeling on top of the counter placing potion like bottles along a shelf, all labeled with things such as “Bone Dust”, “Bats Blood” and “Slug Slime”. 

He smiled for a moment, watching as you placed the bottles in a line and then quickly switched them around. Trying to find the perfect order.



“Why does your house look like a Halloween store threw up in it” 

You smiled to yourself “You know how I said we were invited to my friends Halloween party?”

“Yeah, the one in a couple days?”

“Yep. Well, her house has to get fumigated now, sooo, she asked if I could have the party here”

“Ah, I see. Still doesn’t explain the excessive amount of decorations” he said looking around the kitchen, his eyes catching for a moment on the skeleton sitting at the dining table with a bib around it’s neck and a knife and fork propped up in it’s hands.

Getting down from the counter and turning towards him you huffed “My decorations are not excessive” 

He rose his eyebrow at you “I could barely get into the kitchen through all the webs and monsters you’ve put in the hallway”

“I’m not leaving those there. I just brought in every Halloween decoration I have so I can decide on what I want. It wont be as hectic when I’m done. That’s actually why your here” you said staring at him.

“I’m here to help you pick the decorations?”

“No. You’re here to help me take the ones I don’t use back to my storage unit. I’m tired and they’re heavy” 

He smiled at you “I see, so I’m just here to be your slave?”

“Yep” you said smiling

“Nice” he said sarcastically

“I’ll buy you pizza when we’re done?”

He smiled at you “Deal”

Requested by anon