Driving my kids to school
  • *pull up in the parking lot just as SLSP comes on the radio*
  • Me:*blasts music* HEEEEEEEEY HE-EY
  • Kids:*collectively groan* mum you're embarrassing us
  • Me:*a flood of happy memories come back*
  • Kids:*start to leave*
  • Me:Muke, Cashton, shut that door and sit down. I've got a story to tell you.
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  • slsp playing:hEeEEye
  • me:tHIS SHT IS GETTING oN MY DAMN NERVES GOD THIS SONG IS LIKE PLAYED bILLIONS OF TIMES I 'm TIRED OF THIS SHIT I'm SKIPPING TH—sIMMER DIWMSIMERT dOWn tHEEY SAY WE'RE TOO YOUNG NOA TO ANOUTN JNTO ANYTHANG ELSE *takes off clothes* BUT LOOK AROUND WE W0RkEd tOO DAMN HARD FO THAS JUZT TO GVE IT UP NOOW
  • *lowrs vouce* iF YOU DONT SWIIM y0U'LL DROWN BUT DONT MOVE HONEHHHHH
  • *baNGS HEAD SO HARC* SHE LOOKS SO PERFET SATNDING THERE IN MAH AMERICAN APPREM l UNDERWEAH AND AH KNHW NOW THat i'm so dOoOWN
  • *smile Wickedly At your mom*
  • yO LIPSTICK STEYN IS A WORK OF ART I GOT YA NEYM TATOOED IN AN AROOW HEARRT
  • *at the end of the song* dAMN THAT WAS GOOD