slowly becoming a fujoshi

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>be bloody >have bf female) >acts nothing like a boy >"bloody it won't fit in there" >just wanted gay best friend/fujoshi dreams realized >slowly becomes straight relationship >bf (female) detransitions into gf and grows hair back out >too old to be attractive to real boys but not girls now so forced to stick around >marries and has kids >queers so hard it's straight again >still more genetically successful than 99% of the alt-right