slow talk

On a particularly slow case day, Molly talks Sherlock into letting her do his hair. Sherlock is reluctant but slightly interested in what she will do with it, and figures he doesn’t really have anything better to do in the meantime.

She ends up slicking his hair back in a very similar fashion to the way it was when he had a certain dream about the 1800’s.

I talk like I fuck, too fast and with no rhythm.

I talk like I fuck, too intense and spitting in somebody’s face.

I talk like I fuck, loud enough to hear me across a crowded restaurant.

I talk like I fuck, too quiet and apologizing a lot.

I talk like I fuck, slow and weird.

I talk like I fuck, all in one spurt with no breaks to catch my breath.

I talk like I fuck, in my throat and muffled.

I talk like I fuck, soft and without confidence.

how the mercury signs talk

aries: fast, loud, direct. often interpreted as domineering and pushy. feels comfortable giving commands and disagreeing with people. doesn’t like to talk about the same thing for long

taurus: slow, steady. can talk about the same thing for years. pleasant laugh/voice. rarely stutters, does not aim to be offensive but is not submissive

gemini: fast, bubbly, giggly. makes way too many puns. is always the one to break an awkward silence, likes to make people laugh, trips over words when they get excited

cancer: medium paced, musical, sympathetic, “mom” voice. kind and submissive, aims to soothe rather than provoke. says “i feel” a lot, talks about their emotions and wants to hear about yours

leo: commands attention, dramatic, usually loud. always directs conversation back to themselves. loooves to talk about their opinions, loves telling stories. humor is usually exaggeration/imitation based, makes faces and moves hands while speaking

virgo: softer voice, quick but never rushed, steady and focused. tends to ramble, but readily switches topics if you initiate it. talks about anything and everything. knows it all, but isn’t obnoxious about it

libra: clear, pleasant voice, doesn’t dominate the conversation but somehow holds it together. likes discussion but dislikes conflict. likes innocent humor, dislikes the crude or profane 

scorpio: direct, steady. will only talk when they have something to say. says a lot more with their body language/facial expressions than their words. can come off as rude. not open to talking about emotions.

sagittarius: loud, stumbly, crass. talks like someone knocking over a bin full of bouncy balls. is extremely intelligent, but doesn’t act like it. offends by accident (or on purpose? who knows)

capricorn: clear, authoritative voice. soft, fragile, but determined way of speaking. likes to talk about what they know. can talk about the same thing for ages, hates being challenged, is very deliberately civil

aquarius: outlandish way of speaking, unusual word choice or odd speaking patterns. talks about the things no one else talks about, but never sounds crazy or silly 

pisces: tends to ramble, adds a lot of backstory to everything, lots of tmi. soft, musical, has problems staying on topic. talks a lot about what they think about, doesn’t like to argue, is good at relating to people

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I really need to talk to you, and if you just give me two minutes of your time I promise I’ll be out of your hair.

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Then We Talk Slow
Author: letsjustsee
Word Count: 20k
Summary: 
The picture showed Harry smiling widely (with a fucking dimple) at the camera, his glossy brown curls situated artfully around his shoulders. Louis couldn’t see his whole outfit, but it seemed to consist of a pink, floral button-up with most of the buttons undone. Louis could also detect the dark outlines of tattoos on his chest, although he couldn’t quite make out what they were underneath the shirt.
What he could make out was that his own heartrate seemed to have picked up significantly.
Shit.
This was so not good. Not only had Louis drunkenly sent messages in a deliberate attempt to interact with this man, he was now insanely attracted to him without ever having met him in person.
Maybe Liam was right – drunk tweeting really was a horrible, rotten idea.

A famous/non-famous AU in which Louis banters back and forth with his new record company on Twitter, only to find out that Harry is the man behind the tweets.

John did NOT throw Mary’s AGRA stick into the fireplace

Courtesy of @johnlockishell, they posted three images of -three different flash drives-.  Went back and looked and the stick that John Watson threw into the fireplace was definitely NOT the stick Mary had given John.

Look at the R. and A.

The stick that Mary gave John did not have a gap between where the R and the “.”, it was connected and the period bumped up just against the A.

The stick that John threw into the fireplace had a very obvious space between the R and A with a period between them.

John did not throw Mary’s flash drive into the fireplace. John threw a double!!

Did anyone else ever notice this?

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Cold days. Cool winds. Warm sweaters. Hot tea. Walking in a Winter Wonderland. 

to @kimgyus from your @caratholidays​ secret santa.

Then We Talk Slow 

by letsjustsee (20k)

Published : 2017-02-09

The picture showed Harry smiling widely (with a fucking dimple) at the camera, his glossy brown curls situated artfully around his shoulders. Louis couldn’t see his whole outfit, but it seemed to consist of a pink, floral button-up with most of the buttons undone. Louis could also detect the dark outlines of tattoos on his chest, although he couldn’t quite make out what they were underneath the shirt.
What he could make out was that his own heartrate seemed to have picked up significantly.
Shit.
This was so not good. Not only had Louis drunkenly sent messages in a deliberate attempt to interact with this man, he was now insanely attracted to him without ever having met him in person.
Maybe Liam was right – drunk tweeting really was a horrible, rotten idea.

A famous/non-famous AU in which Louis banters back and forth with his new record company on Twitter, only to find out that Harry is the man behind the tweets.