Aries: “UGH WHY IS THIS SHIT TAKING SO LONG?!” *punches wall*
Taurus: “This is so fucking annoying I’m done.” *leaves*
Gemini: *tries to figure problem out in the laziest way*
Cancer: “Dammit I can’t do anything right now. My life no longer exist.” *throws self* *cries*
Leo: “Fuck this shit.” *acts all chill until they realize they haven’t watched their favorite anime that day and hastily tries to make the internet go quicker*
Virgo: Has the patience but is very aggravated and annoyed deep down.
Libra: *checks if there’s any issues with the internet* *tries to fix the problem if there is one* *actually fixes it*
Scorpio: “Stop fucking with me UGH”
Sagittarius: *complains the entire time waiting for their page to load*
Capricorn: Either complains a lot, fixes the problem, or doesn’t care.
Aquarius: “You know what WiFi, fuck your mommy WiFi and daddy WiFi and sissy WiFi and brother WiFi and I hope your WiFi family winds up dying for the objectified fact that you are a worthless shitty WiFi family and I don’t like you at all.”
Pisces: *speaks to their screen as if telling it to go faster will actually make it go faster*
Aries: lies, energy drinks, harsh texture, slow people, traffic, dentist Taurus: hypocrite and childish people, small spaces, crowded place, low food quality, the smell of the fuel Gemini: isolation, slow internet, being ignored, sleeping with lights, debt payment, dealing with stubborn people