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Sloth Facts

Sloths are too lazy and/or chillaxed to compete with one another for trees with good leaves so families of sloths just call dibs on specific trees and then pass that dibs down through their families.  Also, sloth tree-dibs inheritance is done along the mother’s side because sloths are feminist as tits and can spend up to 12 hours a day checking their privilege.

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Servamp X Hetalia

Hyde: well this is fun you dont normally ask me out for drinks *holding a glass of beer*

Kuro: i figured it was high time we got together and turned up a pint

SOME TIME LATER

kuro: urrrr am i a cat or a vampire god i don’t know

bartender: excuse me is he okay ?

Hyde: he always gets like this when he drinks

Kuro: YOU DON’T KNOW ME I AM THE SERVAMP OF SLOTH AND I CAN HELD MY LOCKER BETTER THAN YOU ANYDAY

Hyde: woah dude calm down

Kuro: shut up i thought i was doing the right thing when it came to the vote but nuh ur YOU JUST HAD A GO AT ME AND DECIDED NOT TO FORGIVE ME I TIHNK THATS TOTAL BEANS

THE NEXT DAY:

Kuro: why wont the light shut up i sware im never going to drink again some one please kill me

Hyde: Dude can party

Lilly: what a jerk