• Me:the ideal wedding would involve only three people
  • Me:the people getting married
  • Me:and a sloth
  • Me:who takes a hand of each of the participants
  • Me:and slowly puts them together
  • Me:then they kiss and hug the sloth and its done
  • Me:this can be modified for polyamorous weddings, but you'll need more sloths
  • Me:or just each person waits their turn