In Jungle 3 Jungle, Tim Allen was jumped by a group of these things. We’ll call them Chimpverines. Ol’ Tim didn’t survive, and, as a result, the movie didn’t go over so well with audiences. Fun(ish) fact # 821.
I went to the natural history museum today and ran around, mouth agape, freaking out over all the cool artifacts and exhibits. I went into the mineral gallery and cried when I saw their diorama of the process of crystallization. I talked with an 8 year old boy for 20 minutes about black holes. I asked my group to take candid pictures of me so I could be artsy and show how happy and excited I was but every picture is blurry, dark, out-of-focus, and I’m screaming at an elephant’s ass which really shows the true nature of my HYPE
OKAY but when you realize Ren’s father gave him the dagger while he told him to be brave and strong and Ren tried to comfort Nora by giving her a weapon to comfort her, just like his father did a couple of minutes ago… I’m fucking crying.