sloth head

  • Mahiru: So what do you have planned for the future Kuro?
  • Kuro: lunch
  • Mahiru: no like long term
  • Kuro: oh... um dinner?

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35 reader and matt Murdock :))))

35: “Why’re you dressed like that?” - “Does that mean it looks good, or should I change?”

(Side note: I’m only ten episodes into Daredevil, so bear with me!) (P.S. Also, sorry if this is terrible?? I feel like I’m really only pretending to be a writer at this point lmao) 


“Hey, I’m here!” 

You knew Matt had probably heard you coming before you’d even set sight on his door, but you still felt the need to call out to him as you let yourself into his apartment. Maybe it was more courtesy than necessity but, in spite of the fact that he’d given you a key a few weeks ago, you still didn’t quite feel comfortable just walking in unannounced. 

“Be out in a minute!” His voice came from his bedroom, and for a moment you considered just joining him in there. The two of you had planned on just spending the night in with your laptop, watching (well, you watching and him listening to) your favorite Netflix show, and ordering pizza from around the block. But now that you were here, spending the night in bed seemed like a much more appealing alternative. 

Before you could decide, Matt emerged from his room, looking dapper in a black suit. You cocked an eyebrow at him, momentarily forgetting that he couldn’t see you. 

Why are you dressed like that? You asked, perching carefully on the arm of the couch. Glancing down at yourself, you almost laughed out loud at the stark contrast between your outfits, you being clad in sweatpants and an old t-shirt and him looking like he just stepped off the cover of a magazine. 

Does that mean it looks good, or should I change? If I’m telling the truth, I’m never really sure if I match or not,” Matt replied, his lips quirking up somewhere between a smile and a smirk. You snorted, reaching out for him as he made his way towards you. 

“No, trust me, you look good,” you said, pulling him in for a quick kiss when he got close enough. “But I currently look homeless. I thought we were hanging out here tonight?” 

“Plans can change. Tonight I want to take my girlfriend out and show the whole city how beautiful she is.” 

“I could literally have a dragon’s head and sloth arms, and you would never know,” you teased. He laughed at this, placing his hands on either side of your neck and leaning in to kiss you gently. 

“Come on, dragon lady,” he quipped as he pulled away. “Your red dress is still hanging in my closet from the last time…” Trailing off, you both took a moment to remember the last night you wore that dress, and how eager he was to take it off of you at 3 AM when he’d finally gotten you home. 

“You sure you don’t wanna just stay here?” You whispered, tugging at the lapels on his suit jacket. He groaned, pressing his forehead to yours; his eyes heavy-lidded as you ran your fingers down his chest, stopping when you neared his hips. “Hmm?” You hummed, prompting him to answer. 

“Okay, your idea is better. Bedroom?” You grinned at the strain in his voice, already pushing past him before he reached the end of his sentence. He was following you before you even responded back. 

“Bedroom.”

How to (Kind of) Train Your Dragon: Pt 1

Part 1 | Part 2

Most people would get a cat or a dog or, if they were feeling particularly adventurous, a well-behaved snake.

But Kent Parson was not most people.

No, instead Kent had to get a dragon.

To be fair, Kent didn’t plan on getting a dragon. He’d bought the egg from a dusty, secondhand store when he’d first moved to Vegas. The shop owner had told him it was an unopened geode but he’d just enjoyed that it was an ugly-looking rock. Kent never bothered to crack open the rock, and the egg sat on his shelf for a long time before it actually showed any signs of life.

It was a mystery that Kent would never really know for sure, but it was like the little dragon had known that when he had needed her more than ever.

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Kuro headcanon:

When he’s hungry and there’s no snacks around, he’s the WORST.
- Ever dealt with an annoying cat when they’re hungry? It’s essentially him
- He’ll just start poking and complaining to Mahiru, who insists there’s food but “You know what I mean, snack food!”
- If that doesn’t work, he’ll shift into cat form and crawl into Mahiru’s lap “You wouldn’t let such a cute cat starve, right?”
- Mahiru just kinda shoves him away, very rarely does he give in
- One time while Mahiru was studying, he didn’t even respond to him. Kuro just sat in another chair, with his chin resting on the table, staring at a cup
- Kuro then looks up a Mahiru with a fearless stare “don’t you dare!” *CRASH*
- Mahiru only uses plastic cups now
- When there’s no cereal or other breakfast foods, mornings are hell
- “Mahiru, there’s nothing to eat.” “Kuro it’s 7 AM, can you not?”
- Kuro will just sit cross legged on the bed, or right on top of Mahiru, staring intently before Mahiru goes “fuck it” and makes something to eat
- Sometimes he can slip back into his room really quick and lock the door
- But later on when he leaves, Kuro looks at him, utterly betrayed

Valuable and ingenious he might be, thought Jack, fixing him with his glass, but false he was too, and perjured. He had voluntarily sworn to have no truck with vampires, and here, attached to his bosom, spread over it and enfolded by one arm, was a greenish hairy thing, like a mat - a loathsome great vampire of the most poisonous kind, no doubt. ‘I should never have believed it of him: his sacred oath in the morning watch and now he stuffs the ship with vampires; and God knows what is in that bag. No doubt he was tempted, but surely he might blush for his fall?’

No blush; nothing but a look of idiot delight as he came slowly up the side, hampered by his burden and comforting it in Portuguese as he came.

‘I am happy to see that you were so successful, Dr Maturin,’ he said, looking down into the launch and the canoes, loaded with glowing heaps of oranges and shaddocks, red meat, iguanas, bananas, greenstuff. ‘But I am afraid no vampires can be allowed on board.’

‘This is a sloth,’ said Stephen, smiling at him. ‘A three-toed sloth, the most affectionate, discriminating sloth you can imagine!’ The sloth turned its round head, fixed its eyes on Jack, uttered a despairing wail, and buried its face again in Stephen’s shoulder, tightening its grip to the strangling-point.

—  ― Patrick O'Brian, H.M.S. Surprise
RWBY RP Prompts
  • "Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
  • "Are you.... robbing me?"
  • "Oh my god, you really exploded."
  • "I'm queen of the castle!"
  • "I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
  • "For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
  • "But why would I need friends if I have you?"
  • "There's no such thing as negative friends."
  • "Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
  • "Nailed it!"
  • "You came back!"
  • "Boop~!"
  • "I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
  • "Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
  • "You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
  • "It's also a gun."
  • "Why hide who you are?"
  • "Can you imitate a sloth?"
  • "Off with their heads!"
  • "You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
  • "You monsters!"
  • "Oh god, it's happening again!"
  • "I could've taken him."
  • "I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
  • "I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
  • "You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
  • "I'm combat ready!"
  • "I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
  • "That's why we're here! To make it better!"
  • "Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
  • "Well that was a thing."
  • "Most people are born, but I was made."
  • "I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
  • "Banzai!"
  • "I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."
  • "I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."
  • "You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
  • "Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"
  • "She's a hazard to my health!"
  • "You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
  • "It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."
  • "YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
  • "Whoa, you can control poles..."
  • "I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."
  • "I am not a crook."
  • "You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."
  • "It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"
  • "Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
  • "Guess who's back?"
  • "Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
  • "Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
  • "Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"
  • "What a freak!"
  • "Learning is SO MUCH fun."
  • "I can't dance, man!"
  • "This is the part where you lose."
  • "Spare us the thought of you procreating."
  • "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"
  • "Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"
  • "You can't even stop me!"
  • "Let me try! You can trust me!"
  • "You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"
  • "Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."
  • "Get back in the bag."
  • "Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."
  • "What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"
  • "You were worth every cent, truly you were."
  • "We'll break his legs!"
  • "Weren't you in a cult or something?"
  • "You really want to start making things up to me?"
  • "By no means does this make us friends."
  • "I can always be a farmer or something."
  • "You hardly look the part."
  • "Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
  • "I will seriously pay you to shut up."
  • "This is turning out just like the divorce!"
  • "I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
  • "Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
  • "Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
  • "You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
  • "If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."
  • "If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."
  • "I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."
  • "Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
  • "You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"
  • "All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
  • "It's a combat skirt!"
  • "The innocent never run."
  • "I hate this game of emotions we play."
  • "I have a legacy of honor to uphold."
Ren and Nora with both families combined for a family dinner
  • -.......-
  • -a pie from Ren's side gets thrown-
  • -all out food fight between the Valkyries and the Lies-
  • Ren: Damn it.
  • Nora: Ha! You owe me 50 lien that your family would start it this year!!!
  • -joins in the fray-

Headcanon: On New Year’s Day Mahiru and Kuro both sleep in till noon and spend the whole day doing nothing, relaxing from last night’s birthday/New Year’s party and cuddling. The most they do is build a fort out of pillows and blankets, get new snacks from the kitchen and put on movie after movie. Even Mahiru takes it easy and doesn’t do housework or mind the crumbs on the bed and couch, and it’s Kuro’s favorite day in the entire year.

uh.. @cadmiumzirconium why i can’t tag u :o

How Do You Plead Mr Detective Part 2. (SMUT)

Anon request; Mamoru (KBTBB) x MC

@anime-and-Randomness-with-lucy request. 

“Mamoru punishing smut, please! (Kind of a continuation of your other Mamoru smut, the one where she handcuffs him – the continuation of that once he gets out of the cuffs)”

“*instantly has a trench coat on and is in a dark alley and whispers in your ear* Can I get me some Mamoru smut tho?”

[I combined these two requests since I thought about doing the follow up of How do you plead mr detective for @anime-and-randomness-with-lucy anyway. So here it is. ALSO thought about making this into a mini series…maybe. Seriously, Love me some Mamo. ENJOY.]

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