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anonymous asked:

Okay so my day has officially been the worst day ever. I have the flu, my bf is being a jerk, and my sister and I got into a fight. Could I possibly have some Solangelo fluff? Maybe something to do with a love potion? Please? <:(

  • ((Alright, so I don’t have the energy to write a legit fic right now, but here is a sloppy head canon thingy. If you’re afraid of needles or shots you might not want to read this, but there isn’t anything graphic at all)) 
  • So Nico was born somewhere around 1930
  • Which means he’s probably never been vaccinated 
  • Which is something Will probably didn’t know when  he had Nico stay half dead in the infirmary .
  • And Nico was basically exposed to a petri dish of illnesses 
  • Two days after leaving the infirmary, Nico got the chicken pox
  • “How did that happen? Didn’t you get a chicken pox shot?!”
  • “I was born in 1933, I haven’t had any vaccinations!” 
  • “You what?!” 
  • Nico ended up having to spend a week in the infirmary. 
  • “Don’t scratch!” 
  • “They itch!” 
  • “Don’t scratch, and take off your shirt.” 

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anonymous asked:

ur bias list is the cutest EVER omg i love it!! did you make the graphics urself because damn the tiny drawings are sO adorable!! ♡

omgg :’) thank you so much i love my biaslist page but no one has really ever said anything so i wasn’t even sure if anyone else had seen it lol

but yes i did make the graphics! thank you ahshakbfhk ^^’

skinny girls get away with so much… like looking sloppy and/or underdressed and/or mismatched as hell…

Jade jogged on in from her morning run, having done several laps around the island, generally feeling great about herself.  The exercise had left her sweaty and her feet hot and sore, but it was good to just get out and RUN every once in a while.  Little did she know, towards the end of her jaunt, she’d accidentally picked up a tiny passenger.  Unaware of Jade’s presence, you’d blindly wandered into the middle of her path and gotten swept up between two of her toes.  For twenty agonizing minutes, you somehow remained wedged between the slick digits - possibly due to the dirt caking up around them - as they pounded relentlessly against the ground.  Now you’re just plain exhausted and want to get off and away as soon as possible, but there’s no way out.  You’re too stuck to her toes.

As she approaches her house, the dirt turns to solid rock, resulting in even harder vibrations.  The dirt around you starts to crack, and you can feel yourself coming out.  Your hopes briefly go up, then soar as you come completely free, soaring through the air on her next upswing.  However, the impact shatters the bones in your arms and legs, with Jade still wandering towards you.  You twitch pathetically as her enormous, stinking foot hovers over you, slams down… and then doesn’t come up.  She’s stopped right where you are, staring off at something in the distance.  Without the full press of her walk to crush you, you’re left to suffocate under her foot, doing your best to writhe about as the stench burns out your nostrils and the pressure wears down on you further and further and further…

She’s there for a good three minutes before you burst, barely even registering to her.  She shrugs and goes back on her way to the house, your body little more than a stain on her sole to be washed out in the shower.

A Galaxy of Possibilities (Spencer x OC Soulmate AU)

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Spencer Reid was a nervous mess. Why? Because, according to the timer implanted in his wrist, he would meet his soulmate today. The timer now said ten hours and fifty-nine minutes until he met her.

At least, he thought it would be a her. He hoped they would be. He was pretty sure he wasn’t gay; but hey, he was open to new things. He had barely arrived to the BAU and gotten his first cup of coffee when Hotch called the team into the conference room.

It turned out the newest case wasn’t very easy to stomach, even for Spencer. Garcia had found out that the three girls killed had something in common, even though their lives were totally different: they had all recently found their soulmates right before they died. The crime scene was staged so that it appeared to be suicides, but the unsub was sloppy. There was just enough evidence to see that these girls hadn’t killed themselves.

Before long, the team minus Garcia was headed to Boston. Would Spencer meet his soulmate there? His timer wasn’t ticking up, so that was a good sign.

anonymous asked:

Hey man, thanks for putting yourself out there for the Fire Emblem folks. If I could stomach to be on tumblr for longer than an hour, I'd make an account to rant on how everybody is being so goddamn stupid about the 'gay conversion' bullshit. I honestly do not see the issue. It's just somewhat sloppy writing really, and this ridiculous drama won't stop me from buying FE. Anyway, from one bisexual pro-GGer to another thank you! Stay beautiful.

Not everyone is made for Tumblr, my friend. I slogged through far harsher bullshit than what the Tumblrinas can throw at me. Having vocal GamerGate supporters in Tumblr helps ‘pop’ that echo-chamber. If we give people another perspective on an issue, I think it’s worth the hassle.


For those wondering.. This is what anon was referring to. [http://nichegamer.com/2015/07/the-story-behind-fire-emblem-fates-completely-falsified-gay-conversion/]

A mighty fine article written by the lads over at Nichegamer.com.

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Track 02. I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY… AND ILL WRITE YOUR NAME! This is just a random sloppy doodle to match my “Welcome To New York” one from last night. I like trying this new style because I always try to make things look exact and proper but these doodles are just pure fun 😊 I tried to include fun little details from the song and video! (No phone sign, the Apple, her perfume incredible things, Starbucks for the pun, and the added window was supposed to be showing a rose garden filled with thorns and a storm 😂) FOR TAYTAY. LOVE YOU SO MUCH taylorswift !!!!!! ❤️💖❤️💖

Commissions

Yo I’m taking commissions! I realized I don’t even have a page but here is how it goes:


Sketches - Linearted sketches are 5 (so 10 dollars for two people) but theyre just sketches lol


Comes with sloppy shading, basically at my discretion

Colored sketches have sometimes fixed up lineart, but theyre sketches, theyre just an additional 5 so 10 for a sketch lineart colored, 13 for fullbody

Second is rough colored, its a better lineart than sketched but its more expensive, its 15 bust, 17 fullbody- 20 for two people bust (additional people are only 5 extra dollars on any medium except painted )

It’s thirty for a fullbody with two people so at that point I recommend just going to a super special commission. That brings me to the paintings, which are 40 for one fullbody- 50 for two people. its 30 for a bust, 37 for two people.

Some WIPS of my current commissions are as follows

Just to give you an idea

There is a special for colored comic book pages and comic book black and white but you have to buy them in a pack. (60 for 10 pages b+w) I do NSFW and everything else except illegal stuff and extreme guro / body horror.

Commission Status: OPEN

List:

1. Taken

2. Taken

3. Taken

4. OPEN

5. OPEN

6. OPEN

ILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE BOY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WHO BULLIED ME NAME DEONTRE HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT I REMEMBER ONE THING HE SAID RIGHT NOW YOUR UGLY YOU CANT CARRY YOURSELF YOUR SLOPPY YOU HAVE NO BUTT YOUR HAIRS NAPPY BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OLDER YOU WILL BE BAD HES IN JAIL NOW AND OF COURSE WHAT HE THOUGHT BECAME TRUE S/o to that ugly jail bird how your ass feel ???