slobbering!

Olives is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but olives smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of brine down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with olive juice all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your juice your olive jar….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

September 26th, 2016

Dear diary, 

Today I went to the bakery to grab a bite of cake for me and Rich. We wanted to celebrate the wonderful run of LoveLoveLove the first week, so I thought I’d choose something special!

I had quite a bit of luck, because there where some cookies lying around which looked extremely tasty! They had a chocolate icing and seemed to be stuffed with some sort of cream! I nearly started to slobber when I saw them! :D

I asked for ten of them, so Richard and I could share, and with the cookies and the cake, I went home proudly.

At home I showed my prey to Rich who was also really amazed by my cookies! We totally ignored the cake, only the cookies counted! But when we reached the last ones, there was a moment of shock! The baker gave me eleven cookies! And now we had to decide who would get the last one. D:

Richard suggested we’d share, and of course I agreed! Yet he made the mistake of handing it to me first… and I broke off a tiny little bit with my fingers and gave it to him, and kept all the rest for myself.

I used the moment when Rich stood there with an open mouth, not realizing what just had happend and ran away with my bigger part of the cookie into our bedroom. There I ate it quickly :D I am so, so evil sometimes.

I hope Rich will forgive me later….but for now I prefer to stay here :D

Lee


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Originally posted by andpunkrocksavedmylife

“What are you gonna do about it, you not so strong female character?!”

“I am here now because Russians drawn to loud noises.”

“What an excellent opportunity for science.”

“So my battle bot army that I like, programmed to destroy all humans and make me their robot queen, is loose and hungry for flesh!”

“NONE SHALL ESCAPE THUNDERDOME! ALL SHALL TASTE MY REVENGE!”

Okay, besides the hysterical and quotable nature of the episode, we also get some awesome character work. Especially Jacobi. It was nice to get a deeper insight into how he sees himself and others, what he’s most proud of about himself, and then you consider his audience, Kepler in particular, and just, ughhhhh this show hits all my narrative sweet spots.