anonymous asked:

Imagine America at a state meeting and he ruffles his wings and hits at least 5 other states because they're so big

Tfw you stretch and accidentally wipe out all of New England

Wingtalia America would have a way bigger wingspan than any state, and sometimes that’s a good thing (like if they’re all flying in a v formation and can ride off his slipstream), but sometimes he forgets to account for it and ends up banging his huge wings into walls, doorways, people


“So, currently there are 1,558 former Decepticons on the waiting list to be your partner for a day…”