anonymous asked:

Imagine America at a state meeting and he ruffles his wings and hits at least 5 other states because they're so big

Tfw you stretch and accidentally wipe out all of New England

Wingtalia America would have a way bigger wingspan than any state, and sometimes that’s a good thing (like if they’re all flying in a v formation and can ride off his slipstream), but sometimes he forgets to account for it and ends up banging his huge wings into walls, doorways, people

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“So, currently there are 1,558 former Decepticons on the waiting list to be your partner for a day…”