slimy green

anyway one day i’m gonna draw a hercules AU where sakhmet pushes persephone out of the way of a falling pillar to save her and then delivers the iconic “ppl do crazy things…… when they’re in love” line, and then a sequel piece where laura bridal-carries her gf out of the green slimy underworld

bOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE THIS OUR TOWN IF HALLOWEEN. THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! PUMPKINS SCREAM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT! THIS IS HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE, TRICK OR TREAT TIL THE NEIGHBORS GONNA DIE OF FRIGHT!

ITS OUT TOWN EVERYBODY SCREAM! IN THIS TOWN OF HALLOWEEN!

I AM THE ONCE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED! TEETH GROUND SHARP AND EYES GLOWING RED!

I AM THE ONE HIDING UNDER YOUR STAIRS! FINGERS LIKE SNAKES AND SPIDERS IN MY HAIR!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN!!

HALLOWEEN!!!

IN THIS TOWN WE CALL HOME EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG!

IN THIS TOWN! DONT WE LOVE IT NOW EVERYONES WAITING FOR THE NEXT SUPRISE!

ROUND THAT CORNER MAN HIDING IN A TRASH CAN! SOMETHINGS WAITING NO TO POUNCE AND HOW YOULL SCREAM!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! RED N BLACK AND SLIMY GREEN!

ARENT YOU SCARED?! WELL THATS JUST FINE!

SAY IT ONCE SAY IT TWICE! TAKE A CHANCE AND ROLE THE DICE! RIDE EITH THE MOON IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT!

EVERYBODY SCREAM

EVERYBODY SCREAM

IN OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

I AM THE CLOWN WITH THE TEAR AWAY FACE! HERE IN A FLASH AND GONE WITHOUT A TRACE!

I AM THE WHO IN THE CALL “WHOS THERE?” I AM THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR!

I AM THE SHADOW ON THE MOON AT NIGHT FILLING YOUR DREAMS TO THE BRIM WITH FRIGHT!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN!!

HALLOWEEN!!!

HALLOWEEN!!!!

HALLOWEEN!!!!!

tender lumpling everywhere. Life’s no fun without a good scare. That’s our job but we’re not mean. In our town on Halloween.

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

EVERYONES WAITING FOR THE NEXT SUPRISE! SKELETON JACK MIGHT CATCH YOU BACK! AND SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE, MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! EVERYBODY SCREAM! WONT YOU PLEASE MAKE WAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL GUY!

OUR MAN JACK IS KING OF THE PUMPKIN PATCH! EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN KING, NOW!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN!

HALLOWEEN!!

HALLOWEEN!!!

IN THIS TOWN! WE CALL HOME! EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG!

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Hey anon! I tried my best on the germ/bacteria dragon! While it might not be what I exactly imagined, I do like it. I included a close up of the head because let’s be honest, that’s the best part.

sorry for garbage quality, but Ike tried to eat a fish today (he managed to bite it and ripped up its side a bit). He then proceeded to stalk and taunt it in between trying to figure out how to eat it/forgetting how his mouth works. Maybe he’s angry I’m leaving. Express yourself in positive ways, my boy

Recipe: Algae Soup

Description: Kinda slimy. 

Game ingredients: Green algae (x4)

This recipe restores 75 energy and 33 health. It can be obtained from Clint after reaching 3 hearts and sells for 100g. 

Difficulty: Easy, 40 minutes. Serves 3.

This is a modification of a South Korean seaweed soup recipe, since seaweed is one of the few edibles algae you can buy at stores. Please note that this is a modification made to fit Algae Soup, and is not meant to be like authentic Miyeok Guk. 

-25g dried seaweed*
-¼ lb thawed beef, either ground or steak
-5 cups water
-1 cup beef broth
-2 teaspoons sesame oil
-2 teaspoons soy sauce
-2 cloves minced garlic or 1 teaspoon garlic powder

*The original recipe I referenced uses real dried seaweed. However, if you’re not fond of the texture or don’t have access to such an ingredient at your local grocery store (like me), feel free to use nori (pressed seaweed used to make sushi) instead. It will disintegrate in the soup, but some people may prefer it that way.

Soak the seaweed in water until it softens, and then cut it into small pieces with a sharp knife. If you’re using nori, then you don’t necessarily have to soak it. I did anyways. 

In a large pot, heat the sesame oil over medium-high and add the beef. If you’re using steak, slice it thinly beforehand. Add the salt and cook for about a minute, stirring to sear all sides of the beef, and then add the water and broth. Stir frequently to break up the ground beef if you’re using that.

Bring to a boil, then add the seaweed, soy sauce, and garlic. Put a lid on and simmer on low for 20 minutes. 

Ensure there’s no pink left on the beef, and then serve while hot, adding more salt if needed. 

The recipe is simple, but the flavours are hearty and balanced, so the seaweed doesn’t overpower the soup. The concept may seem a bit weird to some people, but I promise it’s good. 

-SVR

Shower Singer Part 2

Hi everyone, here is part 2. This story will be a few chapters long as I don’t want to rush the story. Thank you for all your lovely feedback for part 1!

Warnings: Swearing

Part 1


A sudden loud bang woke you with a start Monday morning. You shot up in your bed and looked around wildly, trying to find the source of the noise.

“Sorry Y/N,” Marlene apologised, bending down to grab something off the floor. “Dropped my brush.”

“Huh?” You muttered, still dazed. You had a very strange dream before you were woken and it took you a few seconds to remember where you were. “Oh. That’s ok.”

You yawned loudly, rubbing your tired eyes. You threw back your covers and hopped out of bed.

“Morning Y/N,” Lily smiled, walking out of the bathroom and drying her wet hair.

“Morning Lils,” You yawned, putting on your robes and trying to find your shoes.

“We’re going down to breakfast,” Mary called as she and Marlene headed to the door. “We’ll see you there.”

“You look tired,” Lily observed, putting her dry hair in a neat ponytail. “You were a bit restless last night.”

“Yeah, I had a lot on my mind. You know, NEWTS,” You lied, brushing your hair. You did have a lot on your mind last night, but it wasn’t about your NEWTS. You have been nervous since the incident on Saturday morning; worried about facing Sirius again. You had cleverly avoided him and his friends but since you’re in the same Herbology class, there was no avoiding him now. You weren’t sure what his reaction would be to seeing you after you had heard him sing and dance in the bathroom, and you were in absolutely no rush to find out.

You had told Lily what had happened of course and you both shared a laugh. However you had conveniently left out the part where you had to take a breather after seeing his muscly naked torso, or the fact that you keep dreaming of that same incident except you’re actually in the shower with him. As she is dating James potter, who happens to be his best friend, you couldn’t risk this information leaking back to him. Some things are just better left unsaid.

You grabbed your bags and headed down to the Great Hall for breakfast. Thankfully, the boys were not at the Gryffindor table but you kept this relief to yourself, instead buttering some toast while a disappointed Lily poured herself a cup of coffee.

“It’s too cold for Herbology,” Marlene whined who was sitting across from you and staring glumly up at the enchanted ceiling.

“I wish they’d cancel it,” Mary added, flicking through Advanced Rune Translation. “It’d give me a chance to catch up on our homework. Who knew NEWTS would be this hard!”

“I’d rather be outside in the cold than stuck in Divination,” You said, munching on your toast. “You can’t breathe in that class.”

“I heard a 3rd year passed out,” Lily added, between mouthfuls of porridge.

“They probably feigned it to get out,” Marlene snorted, playing with her soggy cereal. “Why didn’t I think of that?”

“We better get going guys,” Mary interjected, quickly finishing her juice. You grabbed your bags and headed out to the Entrance Hall, down the stone steps and across the sloshy lawn towards the greenhouses. Your heart skipped a beat when you spotted a tall black haired boy, casually leaning against the greenhouse wall and smirking at his friends. Lily made a beeline straight for James, who greeted her with a wide smile and planted a big kiss on her lips.

“Aren’t they cute?” Marlene giggled.

You smiled and nodded in agreement as you joined the line of students, ensuring you kept a distance away from Sirius. You knew you were being paranoid, but you didn’t want to be on the end of one of Sirius’ pranks. You knew that James Potter had pulled his head in, as evident by the gleaming Head Boy badge on his chest, but you weren’t so sure about Sirius.

“Morning chaps!” Professor Sprout greeted the class with a smile. “We’re in Greenhouse 6 today.”

You followed Sprout over to the greenhouse and hurriedly entered; eager to get away from the cold wind.

“We’ll be extracting Podspurt pus,” Sprout announced in her usual loud voice, walking to the far end of the long table. “You’ll need your dragon-hide gloves and goggles.”
She placed her goggles over her eyes and pointed her wand at a yellow Podspurt in front of her. It was shaped like a large melon with a noticeable scar running along the top, as if it had been cut open then sewed back together. It also appeared to be pulsating slightly, as if something was moving inside.
“Make a small incision along this crease here. Diffindo!” Green, slimy tentacles suddenly flew from the open incision, whipping through the air in an attempt to attack Professor Sprout. She expertly grabbed the tentacles and pinned them down with one hand, while her other grabbed a vial to collect the green pus that began to pour from the incision.

“There we go,” Sprout huffed, placing the pus-filled vial behind her and flicking her hair back. The tentacles shrunk back inside the incision and closed over. “It’s a lot more difficult than it looks, so there’ll be four students to a tray. Oh, and if the pus sprays you then just wipe it off; it’s not poisonous. I had a few students screaming bloody murder in my previous class. Let’s get to work!”

You quickly joined Marlene, Mary and Lily, but immediately regretted this decision when you spotted the group across from you. James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black.

Fuck!’ You thought to yourself as you put on your dragon-hide gloves and goggles. ‘Maybe he’s not angry.’ A calm voice reasoned with you. ‘Maybe he thought it was funny.’

“I think three of us should hold down the tentacles,” Lily suggested. “And Marls can collect the pus.”

“Lovely,” Marlene said sarcastically, screwing up her nose.

“Good idea, my Lily flower,” James winked across the table. Lily rolled her eyes, but a light blush appeared on her cheeks.

Lily made a careful incision as Sprout had demonstrated and jumped when the tentacles attempted to strangle her, sending green slime through the air. You and Mary quickly jumped forward to hold the tentacles down, which proved to be harder than it looked. The tentacles were surprisingly strong and seemed to easily weed their way out of your grip. On the opposite side, James, Sirius and Peter were wrestling with their plant while Remus waited with a vial in hand. After a few minutes of fighting, the three of you managed to successfully pin down the tentacles and Marlene swooped in to collect the pus that began to drain out.

“That’s gross!” Mary grimaced, pinching her nose. The pus was an awful green colour and had a terrible odour that made dungbombs smell pleasant.

“I wonder what it takes like,” James wondered sniffing the vial and gagging at the smell.

You fixed your goggles on your face and picked up your wand.

“One down, five more to-ARGH!” You cried out when a handful of pus was thrown in your face, landing in your open mouth.

“SIRIUS!”

You looked over to see a smirking Sirius, wand in hand with an open Podspurt in front of him which the boys were wrestling with.

“Sirius, what the fuck?” Lily exclaimed as you began coughing and spluttering, trying to remove the taste of pus in your mouth.

“It was an accident,” he said innocently, grabbing another vial. “These blimey things just spray anywhere.”

“Woah! How’d that happen?” James laughed looking from your pus covered face to Sirius suspiciously, pinning down the tentacles with Remus and Peter while Sirius collected the remaining pus.

“Not to worry, Y/L/N,” Sprout chirped as she came over, handing you a cloth. “Just wipe it off. Ah, I see what happened. You have to cut along the crease, Black.”

“Oh! I see!” Sirius grinned, nodding as the incision closed over. Sprout quickly left to join another group who were desperately trying to stop their Podspurt from strangling them.

Sirius looked up at you. “Oops!” he said, smiling widely.

“You!” You coughed pointing a finger at him, the horrible taste still in your mouth. “You did that on purpose!”

“I did no such thing!” he gasped, sounding appalled. “And how could I possible control where the pus spurts, hmm?”

You would have almost believed him had he not been looking at you with blatant humour in his eyes, obviously satisfied with his work. It seemed James, Remus and Peter also noticed as their lips were twitching. Peter was looking between you and Sirius excitedly.

You furiously glared back at Sirius. This was obviously revenge for what had happened Saturday. And it wasn’t even your fault!
Fine,’ you thought to yourself while the girls fussed over you, trying to remove the pus from your hair. ‘You want to play? Let’s play!

“You’ll have to wash your hair once we get back to the castle. It won’t come out,” Lily said, tying it up in a ponytail and leaning closer to your ear. “I know that wasn’t an accident. Want me to take care of it?” She whispered quietly.

“Don’t worry about it,” You smirked, glancing at the boys who began wrestling their next Podspurt, a triumphant smile on Sirius’ lips. Lily nodded, her eyes sparkling humorously.

You waited holding a vial while the girls worked to pin down the tentacles, when you got a sudden idea. If Sirius was going to be childish, then so were you. You tapped your fingers on the table and hummed to yourself, loud enough for the boys to hear. Sirius whipped around and glared at you, obviously recognising the tune. James, Remus and Peter snickered and Lily bit her lip, trying to keep from laughing.

“Pads, hurry up!” Remus told Sirius, who was too busy glaring at you to notice his friends. You began humming louder which angered him further. He quickly collected the pus before snatching up his wand and aiming it at the next plant, using too much force and almost tearing the Podspurt in half.

“Black! Be careful!” Sprout barked, marching over to Sirius who barely dodged a tentacle. She pushed the boys out of the way and grabbed hold of the tentacles, inspecting the large hole.

“Podspurts take 15 years to fully mature. You cannot damage them!” She said, collecting the pus.

“Yeah, Black,” You spoke up, smirking. “They have to…stay alive.”

James, Remus and Peter snorted loudly and Lily was overcome with a fit of giggles. Sirius didn’t seem to find the humour in your comment, which was apparent by the daggers he was sending you and the light pink appearing on his cheeks.

“Yes exactly, Miss Y/L/N,” Sprout said tapping the hole with her wand which closed over, leaving a black mark. “This pus is highly valuable in treating Mumblemumps so they must, as Y/L/N said, stay alive.” She gave Sirius another firm look before quickly hurrying off to another group with their hands raised.

“Let’s keep going,” Mary said, oblivious to the tension between you and Sirius. Lily winked at you before helping to pin down the next plant while you happily collected the pus. It seemed Sirius had no ideas left and instead succumbed to sending glares across the table for the remainder of class while James briefly patted him on the back.

You smiled to yourself as you headed back up to the castle with the rest of the class, not even worrying about the smelly pus in your hair. Now that class was over, you didn’t know why you were so worried about facing Sirius in the first place. You had expected him to pull off a big elaborate prank, not some childish revenge.

“Hey Y/N,” Remus called, quickening his pace to walk beside you. “That was pretty good back there. Well done.”

You frowned at him as you walked up the stone steps to the entrance hall. “Shouldn’t you be lecturing me off for hurting your friends’ feelings?”

“Nah, his egos too big for anyone to hurt him,” he chuckled, glancing at Sirius, Peter and James who had his arm wrapped around Lily. “Besides,” he added looking down at you, with a smile and a glint in his eye. “I think you’re good for him.”

Before you could ask what he meant, a passing 1st year interrupted. “Ew! What’s that smell!?”

Remus burst out laughing and you heard snickering behind you, no doubt from the rest of the class.

“Uh…I better get this stuff out of my hair,” You grimaced, hitching your bag up on your shoulder. “I’ll see you later.”

You hurried across the entrance hall and up the marble staircase. Feeling a pair of eyes on you, you glanced behind you to see Sirius staring at you with a slight frown while Peter was talking animatedly to him.

You hurried along the halls and staircases towards Gryffindor tower for a much needed shower before your next lesson.

reader x tom holland's mouth frog

smut ahead 👅🐸

PART ONE

you meet tom holland at forever 21. your blonde hair with purple streaks covers your blushing cheeks as the actor smiles, his teeth twinkling at you. you ask for a photo and as he grins, for the photo, you can’t help but see a small, green, webbed hand wave from the gap in his mouth, presumably, for the photo. you’re stunned. mesmerized. its a fucking frog. that was the first time you saw tom hollands frog, but it wouldn’t be the last. tom holland gives you his number, because why not, and as his pale white pasty white boy hands types it into your contacts, the green, slimy, hand retreats back into the moist cave of spidermans mouth. you shudder. the hand you wanna see is hidden for the time being. but both you and tom holland, who still has pasty white boy hands, know you won’t stop at anything to have that frog in your bed.

TO BE CONTINUED

anonymous asked:

Could u please do an imagine where ur pregnant and Garcia and the girls take ur coffee away from u and force u to have a healthy smoothie and Luke's sitting there laughing but u make him go healthy too 😂😂 I'm watching greys anatomy and Arizona just made Callie drink the 'goop'

Omg I love that scene in Grey’s! I can definitely imagine this one! Enjoy <3

Coffee Ban

Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Luke Alvez x Reader
Prompt: Request

Description: You loved coffee. So, if you couldn’t have it…neither could Luke.

An exhausted sigh left your lips as you sank into your chair, hands gripped tightly around the steaming cup of hot coffee. You had never needed the drink more. Your hand drifted to your stomach, fondly tracing the tiny bump.

Even though you were still in the early stages of pregnancy, it was already becoming increasingly uncomfortable for you. Changing your sleeping position and constantly having to get up to go the bathroom had left you tired and slightly irritable.

You took an appreciative sniff of the black liquid, the steam warming your face pleasantly. The relief you got just from its strong scent was almost laughable. You could already feel your senses waking up at the prospect of finally getting to enjoy a cup of coffee.

You sneakily glanced around to check the bullpen was empty. Luke had been dragged off by Garcia, undoubtedly to receive a lecture on how he should be carrying all your bags into work now. All your other coworkers desk were fortunately abandoned, most of them still making their way into the office.

A smug smile played on your face as you victoriously drummed your fingers against the paper cup. Yesterday, you had recruited Reid to your team. His extensive knowledge providing you with all the scientific evidence you needed to prove to your colleagues that you were entitled to one cup of coffee a day – 200mg of caffeine to be precise.

You would savour every last granule.

However, before you managed to get the cup to your mouth, a hand swept in to seize your beloved coffee from you. A shriek of outrage and surprise escaped your lips as you glared angrily up at JJ.

“Excuse you.” You reached forward to swipe the cup back from her, growling in frustration as she took a step back. “Please JJ, I’m tired.”

You decided to resort to whining in the hopes that the blonde would take pity on you. Surely, she understood – having been pregnant twice – not to get in the way of a woman and her coffee.

You heard Emily laugh softly at your dismay, finding your pouting incredibly funny rather than effective. She patted you gently on the shoulder as you smoldered angrily at the three women now surrounding your desk. At least Tara had the decency to conceal her laughter, her shoulders shaking under the strain as she tried to compose herself.

A gasp of disbelief escaped your throat as JJ took a grateful swig of the coffee you had been dreaming about since you had woken up this morning.

“But I’d won. Reid backed me up.” You cried, but your desperate protests only made your team members laugh harder. Your intervention yesterday had apparently gone less well than you had believed.

“Well, Reid’s not here now.” Prentiss told you, smirking at the fury in your eyes as you hissed angrily about how you preferred the BAU’s resident genius to them all anyway.

Tara laughed softly, tapping your leg supportively. “But…we did get you a lovely replacement.”

You shot her a curious glance, genuinely intrigued by what she meant. Maybe, they had found a pregnancy-friendly coffee.

However, your face fell hysterically as Garcia plonked a plastic cup in front of you, the contents extremely unappealing.

“A smoothie?” You uttered the words with absolute distain. “If I wanted fruit I’d eat it. Not drink it crushed up through a straw.” You wrinkled your nose as you shoved the green-coloured mush away from you. Even the smell was making you feel a little nauseous.

“But the wonderful Penelope Garcia went through all this trouble to get you this lovely drink Y/N.” JJ grinned at your evident disgust. After all, they had all expected your resistance to the change in your morning routine.

Ever since you had joined the bureau, a coffee cup had been practically glued to your hand. But, they loved you and were so excited for the new addition to the BAU family, that they had decided to risk your wrath.

You shook your head, folding your arms across your chest determinedly. “I don’t do pulp.” There were few things you believed in more than the fact drinks with bits in them were a repulsive crime.

The arrival of Luke provided you with an opportunity to fight back. As the father of your baby, he had to take your side. If not, he would be sleeping on the sofa for the foreseeable future.

“Luke, tell them I don’t do pulp.”

He chuckled softly, recalling the time when he had accidentally given you freshly squeezed orange juice for breakfast. The look of horror on your face would be etched in his mind forever.

“You don’t do pulp.” He nodded his head in confirmation at your words, his lips curving upwards into a wide grin.

You smirked victoriously at your female colleagues. But, your victory was short-lived.

“But, they’re trying to help you…and, for what it’s worth, I think the smoothie is a good idea.”

He ducked as you chucked a ball of paper at his head, his shoulders shaking with laughter at your apparent distress.

“Well, seen as you don’t have a womb, your opinion doesn’t count Luke.”

You frowned as you realised that you had given the four women stood beside you ammunition for their argument. An exasperated whine echoed around the room as you poked the straw at the slimy green substance.

They all just laughter at your expense. As you glanced upwards to glare angrily at them, you spotted something which only incensed you further. The coffee cup sitting proudly on Luke’s desk.

“No way.” You pointed accusingly at the drink, motioning for JJ to grab it. “If I can’t have coffee, you can’t have coffee.”

Luke opened his mouth to protest, but you silenced him.

“This-” You gestured down to your stomach. “-is your baby too Agent Alvez. So, no more coffee for you…or alcohol.”

You folded your arms across your chest in satisfaction, raising your eyebrows as if daring him to challenge your order. It was only fair. In fact, you were providing your boyfriend with the perfect opportunity to endorse gender equality.

A sheepish smile spread across his face as he glanced down sadly at his coffee. He knew you had a point. Plus, you adored your morning coffee and he did feel slightly guilty about all the things you had to give up. If it would help you through your pregnancy, he would do it.

“Fine.” He sighed heavily, walking over to reluctantly hand the cup over the JJ. “I’m on a coffee ban with you.”

Knowing smirks played on all the women’s faces as they congratulated themselves on hounding their fellow agent into submission. Even Garcia found it slightly sweet that Luke had sacrificed his coffee for you. Not quite as a noble sacrifice as in fairytales, but all the same.

Luke smiled at you softly as he bent down to press a tender kiss onto your temple.

“I’ll go to find you a smoothie without pulp.”

 As you lovingly stared at his retreating figure, you couldn’t help but realise how lucky you were to have him…despite having to surrender your beloved caffeine.

PWS MAD (Member’s Appreciation Day)

photo: Nikos @snowghoul / edit: Pete @tvoom

The photos Nikos and I usually take/post couldn’t be any more different, I guess. I always adored Nikos’ raw and gritty approach which of course also translates in his edits. And that is what I tried to maintain while finding my very own way. I wanted colour, because… well… Nikos usually makes black and white edits, but for me this photo screamed colour. And this whole experiment was not about trying to copy the other person’s style, but to find something different. Something they might not have had in mind, but that was still in the photo. I have to be very honest and say that I was “shocked” when I got Nikos’ RAW file. Because I seriously doubted that my skills are good enough to do this VERY abstract shot justice.
After playing around with it for about three times as long as I usually spend on my own captures, I think I found my personal approach. I had to punch these dirty, snotty, slimy greens. This… Alien blood? Suddenly my mind was filled with the thought of some alien creature being shot in a dark alley.
Or in a bar… A cantina… whatever… Han shot first.

PWS MAD - Pete

I selected this kind of photo not only because at the time I was kinda low on available material but also because I was curious. How could it look at the hands of a totally different photographer than me? When Pete decided to do it I was intrigued as to what approach he would follow. I suspected it would be in color and I was very happy with the result as it is indeed very different than my usual approach, which I did post some time ago. The alien blood impression is also what came into my mind when I saw his edit, before I even read the text. Thanks a lot Pete for your time and effort!

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The Omega Departure Part 2

Part 2 of 2

This is for @coyambition

Request:   Could you please write an Alpha Kylo who dated the(omega)reader back when she was in training with Luke, left before Ben kills the trainees. Hears about the event, heartbroken & angry over her alpha’s betrayal(not her official alpha since they never mated)goes into hiding for years, but Kylo knows she’s alive since he can feel her emotions through the Force. Anyway,takes a bit,but he finds her,& this time, he wont let his precious Omega go. NonCon goodness ensues

Summary:  This is Pre- The Force Awakens, several years after part 1, maybe about six months pre-TFA, non-cannon  

Pairing: Kylo Ren X Reader

Warning:  Noncon/rape PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THIS OFFENDS YOU. A/B/O dynamics, smut, oral, mentions of heat, mentions of breeding

Words: 4000

Tags:  @thecynicalnerd @marauderice @mac5323@idonthavehusbandsihavelovers @negan-is-god @kellyn1604@roschelesworld @taintedgenre @screeching-pterodactyl-fangirl@purplemuse89 @blondesouthsquad @buckyscrystalqueen @kawaiirepublic

Part one

               The hood of your cloak was up as you zagged through the marketplace.  This planet was too populated.  A large population meant Alphas. Your hand gripped the knife at your belt.  You’d taken out three since your traveling days began, but it was a practice you would rather avoid. A dead body brought more attention than a lowly Omega.

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Intact (Dean Winchester)

Originally posted by soluscheese

Pairing: Dean/Fem!Mermaid!Reader
Words: 1500+
Warning(s): Drowning, slight nudity, self doubt
A/N: I hope you enjoy. sorrry the ending seems a bit rushed, I finished this at like 1 am on monday when I have s c h o o l. rip me but i love writing at unreasonable times.
Request: can you write one where you are a mermaid living with the boys (cas knows but keeps it a secret) and has to save Dean on a case by transforming? the reader is scared dean will hate her but confesses to loving her?


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(Yet another) Video game meme: Favorite Genre | Horror

“The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it’s when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it’s when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It’s when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there’s nothing there…”

What I See

Notes: Day Two of Sheith Positivity Week, Sun/Stars. Still trying to keep these on the happier side of things, but the angst keeps slipping through.

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“Do you remember when we used to sit on my dad’s old tin roof and look at the stars?” Shiro doesn’t answer. He might not even hear Keith speaking. Still trapped in whatever nightmarish memory the large alien at the party had inspired. Keith had seen Shiro’s muscles start to lock up when he spotted the alien’s slimy green hide, and he’d quickly guided him into this side room before he could have a breakdown in public. Now he was just talking without purpose, trying to give Shiro a rope back to the real world for when he was ready, “There was no one for miles and miles. On moonless nights, we could see every star in the sky.”

Those nights were some of his fondest memories. Shiro’s presence warm beside, laughing and pointing out constellations, sometimes coming up with outlandish stories about what they’d find out there when they both became pilots. The stories had ended up fitting reality more closely than either had expected, “Of course, you didn’t always go out there to look at the stars did you.” Keith smiles as he remembers. One full moon night, Shiro had stopped staring at the stars and started staring at him, “You told me I had stars in my eyes. That you didn’t need to look up to see galaxies, when you could just look at me.”

“You-you called me ridiculous,” Shiro says quietly, as if it pains him to speak. Keith sets his hand down between them, were Shiro can reach out and grab hold if he wants. Touching when he hasn’t yet come fully back can have bad results.

“What did you expect? You can’t just spring something like that on a guy with no build up. You embarrassed me.” Keith laughs. Shiro had taken him so off guard that night, he’s surprised he’d been able to say anything at all, “Thank goodness it was dark, or I’d probably looked like a tomato. I don’t think my cheeks have ever felt that hot.”

“You were cute. Your ears turned red.” Shiro’s voice was stronger. A pained smile on his lips.

“You’re biased. You think everything I do is cute.” Keith scooches a little closer, and is rewarded with Shiro leaning in to bump shoulders with him, “You’re lucky I’m secure in my masculinity, or I might be insulted by how much you like to coo at me.”

“I am lucky,” Shiro’s smile disappears leaving only sadness, “I don’t deserve you.”

Keith frown. He hates how Shiro can’t seem to accept that he’s more than worthy of Keith, “Do you know what I see when I look at you?”

“A scarred up killer,” Shiro says, tearing himself down like always.

“The Sun,” Keith reaches out and taps Shiro’s chest right over his heart, “Right here. No matter what happens to you, there is this big ball of warmth you share with everyone you meet. You have every reason to give up, but instead you keep shining your light so others can find their way. You bring hope and strength to your team and your allies.” Keith kisses Shiro’s cheek, “You are my personal Sun, Takashi, and I’m the one who is lucky to have gotten a second chance with you.”