slick mofos

Oh~

Originally posted by noctass

Just dating Ignis Scientia things:

  • Oh man. Dis mofo slick. I mean you can’t tell me you don’t get even a little bit giddy seeing him be a professional. Don’t fall for the trap of thinking he’s just an empty suit. A lot of people think he’s all work, no play, super boring, but those people are so wrong. Ignis is great and gets better over the time you get to know him. He is loyal, diligent and suave with very little of the vanity and ego of the other three guys. He’s witty, knows the best time to drop jokes and puns and and clever little jokes and observations. Ignis Scientia is just the absolute worst because he’s perfect; good looks, good heart, great smarts. You’ve got no chance if he decides he wants to woo you.

  • Like with Prompto and Gladio, you have to understand what Ignis has been groomed for and that’s supporting Noctis, the royal family and Insomnia pretty much first and foremost. His role is critical when it comes to any kind of success. Understand that during moments of crisis or urgency, your boyfriend might have to postpone his time with you. Don’t ever assume he does this easily. It breaks his heart every damn time. He knows how difficult it is to be with him, someone who has so much responsibility. Every time he disappoints you, Ignis is scared you’re tempted to leave him. Prove Specs wrong and support him as much as you can.

  • Ignis never leaves you wanting for anything. If he can look after three man-children, one of which is a picky pretty-boy prince, he can bloody well look after you. He treats you more like royalty than he does with Noct, to be honest. Ignis is also very observant when it comes to your well-being and he takes care of you without really saying anything. If you’re looking cold, suddenly his jacket is around your shoulders. If he’s seeing signs of you getting hungry, there’s suddenly a delicious meal within your grasp (sometimes it’s your favourite depending on how cranky you’re getting). If you’re working hard and looking exhausted, but you need to push on for deadlines, you’ll have coffee, you’ll have snacks, you’ll have whatever you need to keep going. Ignis just knows how to take care of you without being overbearing or intrusive. He saves that shit for the three man-children.

  • Affection with Ignis is just… beautiful. It’s got a classic romantic flavour, it’s sweet, it’s mature. It’s a lot of little things he does to show that he cares a lot about you. Lots of hand holding and gentle kisses against your palm. Ignis is 100% the kind of guy to hold your hand while driving, by the way. The guys give him shit for it, but they might be kind of jealous. You’ll get random gifts sometimes, out of the blue without any words just a sweet, knowing smile. Sometimes you’ll have flowers sent to your work or something. Ignis does all of these things because he love that shy grin you get when he does this stuff. Your blush is the cutest. Smooch Iggy as much as you can to reward him <3

  • Okay, so you’re right in thinking that Ignis isn’t petty, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t got the ability to be. Though when he’s petty, it is fucking savage. For example, one day the guys are just absolutely unbearable. Sometimes it gets like that over stupid shit. Usually you can step in and calm everyone down, but they’re beyond help. Ignis, being clever and straightforward, decides he’s had enough. He very loudly declares, to your embarrassment, “We fucked in the Regalia once.” There is a deafening silence as Ignis takes you by the hand and leaves without any explanation.

    Ignis is a genius because the boys immediately stop bickering. Was he joking? Wait, when did you fuck in the Regalia? When was there time? The boys are hardly without either Ignis or the car, so…? WHEN? HOW? Were they in the car after?! Oh god, was it front seat or backseat? They freak out over Ignis’ declaration. The perfect part of this whole ordeal is that eventually one of the boys thinks ‘maybe Ignis is joking, he probably is, we should ask’, but neither you or Ignis confirm or deny if he was telling the truth.

    The boys are kept in perpetual suspense. At this point, they don’t even care if you guys had fucked in the car, they just need to know if it happened or not, but they will receive no respite. Ignis keeps his lips sealed, as do you. The boys are kept in a state of limbo regarding answers and they are reminded of that dreaded, possibly true, declaration every time they see the Regalia.

    Noctis is the Lucian King, but Ignis Scientia is the fucking King of petty when the situation calls for it. 

LMAO secret vacation my ass

They came out of the plane and ate together with staffs (i see you manager-sshi), they went together without covering their identity, they let people took pictures and even gave autographs to fans 

But they also said “oh this is a secret trip, we went behind lee soo man’s back, we would be put in difficult situation if there’s pict taken”.

Like???????? Seriously? You expect me to buy this contradicting bullshit? Seriously SM? 

Besides, why they brought up LSM anyway? Most people know the one who truly in charge nowadays is our lovely darling CEO kim young min (you and your PR team, sir, are not slick, fire them and fire yourself too).

And no, me saying this does NOT mean i diminish se_soo interactions. Yes, i do acknowledge them as close friends, i do notice they indeed have many moments before.

So don’t pull out “omg look kaisoo shippers are belittling se_soo to validate their ship” card on me. Don’t.

This vacation trip looks fishy to some people (because it’s literally everywhere, we can see them here and there, there are quite lots of posts/previews, so many witnesses yet they claimed it to be “secret”. Bitch please ) and people being suspicious of it doesn’t mean they’re looking down / hating on se_soo. 

Although to those who said “se_soo aint close” or “se_soo came out of nowhere” etc… get your shit together son. 

I am glad (this isn’t sarcasm) se_soo could spend time together in this vacation (which i believe was given by SM bcoz come on the staffs were there, who else paid this trip if it wasn’t shady mofo?)

Vacation is always good to relieve some stress* after all. 

*Remember that article about some people were complaining about ksoo’s skin condition (it’s legit ridiculous, why that article was even written hmm), stress could cause breakout (pimples). He used to have flawless skin even w/o make-up (ryeowook praised him for it in sukira 2013/2014) despite their crazy schedule, but recently his skin seems to tell that he’s under pressure. Just my 2cents tho.

Note: It’s funny that before Apr 1st we rarely saw ksoo but after that day we got lots of previews of ksoo exploring the entire SK like dora with few different people. 

What a strange coincidence. 


Anyway if I somehow manage to offend you and your sensitive little feelings, unfollow and/or block me. 

trenchcoated-dean  asked:

youre def my cup of tea but if you were to be a drink i would choose water alo because i cant get enough of you and i love you a lot

I THINK I JUST SPAT MY DRINK OUT IM CRYING YOU SLICK MOFO THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL