slenderlicious

Slenderlicious (Fergalicious Parody)
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Vier, Drei, Zwei, Eins   Got your flashlight on?cause this is it The thing that we’re hunting is dangerous   Slenderlicous Guesstimation  Make them kids go psycho They want to see my face So I get in all their photos   They can see me, try to chase me But I ain’t easy, I’m quite teasy  I got reasons for their murders These people flock to me like sheep herds    Slenderlicious (So Malcious) But I ain’t conspicuous  And soon they will be ambiguous  All that paranoia is part of my sickness  You’re the one I’m stalking after this (Ah ha~) That keeps the teens on the edge of their seat, seat And they be clickin on the link Like they got some tentacle kink  (Veir, Drei, Zwei, Eins)   So malicious (So don’t get caught) So malicious (I keep them glued to the spot) So malcious (I’ll murder the whole lot) I’m Slenderlicious (S-s-Slender, Slender)   Slenderlicious Guess- SlendericiousGuess- Slenderlicious Guess-   Slenderlicious Guesstimation Make your mind go hazy They always claim they know me Comin’ to me call me Slendy (OH MY GOD SLENDY~ <3)   I’m the S to the L, E, N, D, the E, the R And can’t no other gent dress and kill quite like me   I’m Slenderlicious (So malicious) My myth staying vicious I be up in the woods Just workin on my next guest Jeff’s a witness (Go To Sleep~) Chop yo’ kid up and eat them from a wok And I be working round the clock Just to see what I got (Veir, Drei, Zwei, Eins)   So Malicious (So don’t get caught) So Malicious (I keep them glued to the spot) So Malcious (I’ll murder the whole lot) I’m Slenderlicious Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out   Come on guys now, If you really want to see me go get a camera, and my 20 dollar fee Maybe then you’ll get a taste of the Slendy   Of my Slendy Slendy~ I’ll be dressed in black, see I’m elegant and proper But I’ll eat your kid for supper   S, to the L, to the E-N-D-E-R, You’re being rather hasty S, to the L, to the E-N-D-E-R, You’re being rather hasy M, to the A, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the M, to the A, to the, to the, to the Hit it Slendy!   When I make them turn around, heart beat seems to slow down Always lookin at the ground, tryin not to make a sound (*Sigh*) I just wanna say it now I ain’t tryin to round up proxies Tell your mom I just wanna take your life   And I know that sounded just a little bit conceited But I keep on repeatin how about help, I don’t need it But I’m tryin’ to tell, that I shouldn’t be treated like clientele   Cause they say I’m Malicious  (So Malicious) But I ain’t conspicuous  And soon they’ll be ambigous  All that paranoia is part of my sickness  You’re the one I’m stalking after this (Ah ha!) That keeps the teens on the edge of their seat, seat And they be clickin on the link Like they got some tentacle kink Vier, Drei, Zwei, Eins    My myth staying vicious I be up in the woods Just workin on my next guest Jeff’s my witness (Go To Sleep~) Chop yo’ kids up and eat them from a wok And I be working round the clock Just to see what I got (Vier, Drei, Zwei, eins)   So Malcious (Ah ha ha ha!) So Malicious (Ah ha ha ha! ) So Malcious (Ah ha ha haaaa) I’m Slenderlicious, S-s-Slendy, Slendy   So malicious  (Ah ha ha ha!) So Malicious (Ah ha ha ha!) So Malicious (Ah ha ha haaaa) I’m Slenderlicious, S-s-s
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