slender man meme

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What’s the suit for anyway? Little do you know, Slenderman is a careerman! Look, he’s gotta get that $20 back somehow…

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Which Creepypasta Are You?

Slenderman

You are thin and or tall () 
You like/wear suits (x) 
You constantly feel that you’re surrounded by idiots (x) 
You’re pale (x) 
You enjoy the forest () 
You follow people () 
You enjoy having authority (x) 
You like to mess with people. () 
You have one or more people who you’re the boss of () 
You enjoy being alone ()

Total: 3

Jeff the Killer 

You prefer a knife for a weapon (x) 
Rabid fans scare the hell out of you () 
You’re vain () 
You’re insane (x) 
You enjoy fighting () 
You’re arrogant () 
You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror () 
You often find you can’t catch a break (x)
You enjoy being up/out at night (x) 
You get paranoid about things (x)

Total: 5


Eyeless Jack 
You favor certain types of meat products () 
You’re good with a scalpel () 
You’re good at sneaking around () 
You often wear dark clothing (x) 
Blood doesn’t bother you (x) 
Organs fascinate you () 
You have a lot of self control (x) 
You have good hand eye coordination () 
You’re good at hiding () 
You’re quiet ()

Total: 3

BEN Drowned 

You’re good at computers () 
You’ve hacked something before () 
You enjoy video games (x) 
You like to get high () 
You’re a bit of a pervert (x) 
You don’t like water () 
You’re on the internet a lot (x) 
You enjoy messing with people () 
You don’t like doing what people tell you (x) 
You snack a lot ()

Total: 4

Smile Dog 

You enjoy having your photo taken () 
You enjoy going outside () 
You often give people information and tell them to pass it on () 
You enjoy treats every now and then (x) 
You enjoy photo manipulation (x) 
You have a nice smile () 
You like dogs (x) 
You like attention () 
You enjoy naps (x) 
You like your teeth () 

Total: 4

The Rake 

You have long/sharp nails () 
You get irritated easily (x) 
You have beautiful eyes (x) 
You enjoy small spaces or rooms () 
You’re sick of jokes being made about you (x) 
You run fast (x) 
You can’t take a joke () 
You snap easily (x) 
When you get angry it’s hard to control yourself () 
You don’t like being accused of things (x)

Total: 6

You are: The Rake…(Fuck, I’m my own worst Creepypasta fear…)