Prompt: Captain Boomerang calls one of his good friends, who he occasionally hooks with, from the bar and asks them to pick him up because he’s to drunk to get home
Prompt Request # 19: @sequinedk - “Can you give me a ride home, I’ve been drinking?”
Pairing: Digger Harkness X Reader
Warnings: Some cursing, sexual suggestions, nothing to crazy
(Thanks for the request - I love writing for my main man Digger and have been looking for an excuse to write another story with him as drunk as can be haha! Hope you like it!)
“Goddamn, sweetheart, it sure did take ya a while now didn’t it?”
“A while? You ass, more like 15 minutes!”
Long time friend, and part time lay, Digger Harkness called you from some sleezey bar down town to pick him up. It had come to last call and when he had walked outside to go back to, well wherever the hell he was staying while he was in town, and the curly headed fool realized he had no idea where he even was. So, he went back inside and given you a quick ring on the bartenders phone.
“Now, com’ on love, give the Captain a big ol’ kiss, right here on the lips–”
“Shut the fuck up, Digger. You do realize it is 3 AM and I was in bed.” Groaning you coiled your arm around his big torso and threw his arm over your shoulder. The Aussie was a little off balance so you figured you’d held him get to the car.
“Yea, but you answered for me, now didn’t ya.” Grinning from ear to ear the Captain let out a booming laughter, which earned an irritated sigh from you.
“Let’s just get you back to my place before you puke in my car, alright, Digg.”
Opening the car door you pulled your arm away from his side so he could get in on his own. “Can you buckle your seat belt?” You asked him, a hint of sarcasm in your voice. You had a right to be fairly annoyed considering how you were literally in bed when this drunk called you.
“Actually, if you could help me with one thing–” Reaching out he grabbed your arm and pulled you in so you were nose to nose. “We gon’ fuck when we get back to your place, then?”
Your face quickly flushed with a dark red tint as you, very easily, wiggled your arm from his drunken grasp.
“Shut the fuck up and put on your seat belt, you’re drunk, Digg.”
Trying to calm down from that sexual comment you walked over to the drivers seat and started the engine. All the while the notorious Captain Boomerang chuckled like a moron in his seat.
“I didn’t hear a no~”
“Digger, there’s no wa-”
“I don’t wanna hear that negative shit now, you know I make ya feel real good.” He reached over an put one of his big meaty hands on your lap. “And it’s not just meaningless sex, ya know.. You know you’re my babe, even if I can’t make it official, you’re my babe.” He gave your knee a gentle loving squeeze before withdrawing it.
A little touched by his drunken nonsense your lips curled into a small smile but you stayed quiet and continued driving. Just listening to the Aussie mumble on and on was enough to pass the time for you.
“Always be my favorite babe…That you will be..”