sleepy giraffe

STEAM POWERED ROOMBA RACE!

“Move over ya mook! You’re hoggin the road!”

“Eat my dust! Ladies first, Yarn ball!”


Inspired by embersielle’s picture of lil Steve, facing a horde of Roomba’s
And a discussion I saw a while back, of what would happen if the Robots tried to race each other, I gathered the greatest image in my head of GG and Lil Steve having a roomba race!
WHO WINS?
YOU DECIDE!

By the way, how are we pronouncing Delilah’s surname?  

I used to think it was “Moh-RO”, but with the spelling being changed to Morreo, is it to rhyme with “sorrow” or “oreo”  ..or “mo-REE-oh”  or…ohmygod I’ve got myself so confused now  *flumps onto floor*  I also don’t know if my attempt at writing it out phonetically is useful or even more useless so I’m just going to shut up and go to bed.

ALL THIS NEW STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE CONTENT????

LIKE FOR A FEW MONTHS IT’ S JUST LIKE “AW SHIT I CAN’T WAIT FOR VQ TO GET HERE. AW MAN. SO MUCH WAITING GOING ON.”

THEN BOOM. FIRE FIRE. THE PULLS. SOLITON. HOLD ME. ALL THE COOL SHIT FOR ENGINEER-ETEERS. LYRIC PREVIEWS EVERY DAY. DODGING ALBUM SPOILERS LEFT AND RIGHT. AND NOW ANOTHER MUSIC VIDEO

EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH

I HAVEN’T EVEN HEARD THE ALBUM YET

AND THERE IS A WHOLE OTHER ALBUM ARRIVING BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

but imagine poor lil Lukey when you’re sick like this lil muffin would be sooooooo worried about you when you texted him from home saying that you were still feeling like shit and have been in bed all day so when he gets home from the studio he’s got two shopping bags filled with medicines, cough drops, and all your favorite foods and candies bc he can’t stand to see his princess feeling so low and when you giggle and ask why he brought you pepto bismol when you have a cold he says “I just wanted to be prepared princess” and so after you’ve eaten some food and taken your medicine which is making you sleepy that giraffe climbs into bed with you putting his arms around your waist and lays your head on his chest whispering “go to sleep darling I’ve got you” I hate myself so fucking much why did I do this