support lesbians who are vampires. support lesbians who sleep away the days only to rise at night and drink the blood of the straights. support lesbians who hate crosses and can’t stand garlic. support lesbians who burst into flames in sunlight. support lesbians with fangs. support lesbians who sleep in coffins. support lesbians who sleep upside down like bats. support lesbians who are three hundred years old.
continuing on lotor lying to mess with lance. at some point it goes from claims that galra only need to sleep once a week to ‘galra sleep upside down’. it gets progressively more out of hand. lotor is way too good at deadpanning. lance really isn’t, so he can’t even get lotor back.
he stops talking to lotor for like a week after lotor claims haggar is definitely his mother. lance can’t stop thinking about zarkon and haggar, and he hates lotor a lot for that mental image
Did you know that bats are some of the sleepiest creatures on the planet?! Bats famously sleep hanging upside down, which allows them to to huddle closely together for protection against cold and predators, and it enables individuals to expend less energy when taking flight. Happy #NappingDay!
Select spots given to those with an affinity for Lady Jams, Olden Dance and Remixes.
Freshman Orientation will begin shortly with a screening of both movies, a dance class (PP choreo), and a vocal class.
Campus Courses include, but are not limited to:
- ‘Embracing Your Inner Bella’ - ‘Writing fanfic 101: how to complete a fic’ - ‘Triple Treble and the Art of A
life’ - ‘Writing fanfic 102: Proper Spelling of Character Names’ - ‘Writing fanfic 103: Just Because It’s Not Canon Does Not Mean It Can’t Be Written’ - ‘How To Avoid Muffgate in the Performance of Life’ - ‘Understanding You Inner Beca While Embracing Your Outer Chloe’ - ‘Ear Monstrosities: Why Spikes Are A Bad Life Choice For The Everyday Woman’ - ‘Let It Out: How Not To Choke It Back’ -’“Snow” Angels, Upside Down Sleeping and Whisper Talking. Lessons by Lilly’ - ‘Other Kinds of Music To Be Made With One’s Mouth’ - ‘Gynecologists: When To Listen and When To Ignore’ - ‘Mermaid Dancing (floor mats required)’ - ‘Girls Who ‘Hang Out’: A Sapphic Travel Through Time’ - ‘Putting The ‘Butch’ In Bass: When You Secretly Love Your Best Friend’ - ‘Triple Treble: The Real A,B,C’s’ - ‘The Language of a Bella, from Aca-scuse Me, Dude Seriously, to Totes’ - Triple Treble, the A,B,C’s and other cunnilingus Tricks’ - ‘Shower Acoustics and Other Water Activities’ - ‘Crocodile Wrestling Certification’ - ‘Bringing The Pain: Tips for Telling Your Boyfriend that You’re Secretly in Love With Your Best Friend’ - ‘K Cup Wizard: Tricks of the Trade from a Coffee Go-Getter Extraordinaire’ - ‘Grooming Today: How to Tame Your Hairy Situation’ - ‘Residual Heat: Your Lady Doctor Was Correct’ - ‘Physical Education: Vertical Running and other Horizontal Lessons’ - ‘Gingers and the Hearts They Break’ - ‘Blondes with Bluetooth’s: The New Commodity’ - ‘Short Stack, Shawshank and other Prison Names’ - ‘Mariah Carey and Lady Chart toppers’ - ‘Measuring The Behind of a Prince’ - ‘Lady Jams A-Z’ - ‘A Capella: The Proud Nation’ - ‘Acapella, A Capella, Ac-apella: Knowing The Difference’ - ’Braids and Gold Spandex: Privilege Not A Right’ - ‘Butt Confidence: Chi or Stank’ - ‘Truth or Myth: Everyone Loves A Good Bloe’ - ‘How To Live on the $20 Stolen From Your Best Friend’s Purse’ - ‘Flightlight Etiquette’ - ‘Fairies, Sprites and Trolls, oh my!’ - ‘The Junk Legacy: Perfecting The Syncopated Booty Shake’ - ‘Capers: One Mans Salty Peas, another’s Delicacy’ - ‘G# and What Comes Next: The Dangers of Nodes’ - ‘Confused Sexuality and Collegiate Affairs’ - ‘How To Hit The Sweet Spot’ - ‘No Diggity: Awakening your Homosexuality Through Rap’ - ‘How much Does It Cost To Mail A Small Moose’ - ‘ ‘Cornelius!’ The Hazards of Saluting The Flag’ - ‘History of the Laser Dragon Ninja League’ - ‘20/20: An Insider Scoop on John and Gale’ - ‘Portable Podcasts and You’ - ‘A Capella: Misogyny and other Outdated Practices’ - ‘Muffgate: Awakening The Desire of Middle Aged Men’s Fantasies’ - ‘Snap Your Fingers If You’re Feeling Frisky’ - ‘Lady Bits, LAdy Jams and Other Things To Say About Your Junk’ - ‘Sorority 101: Where To Leave Your Backpack’ - ‘Can This Shirt Go Into The Pool? A Lesson In Laundering’ - ‘Conversational Showering 2.0: Sarcasm, Suds and Sexual Overtures’ - ‘Breaking Free of the Shrink wrap and Getting the Hell out of Kuwait’ - ‘What The Hell Are We Watching: A Lesson In Fresh Maid Pornography’ - ‘Mayer & Tina = Tayer’ - ‘Oral Magic: The Guide to Barzillians’ - ‘Feelings Something: What Should and Should Not Go Up Your Bum’ - ‘Kissing Vs Crystal Meth: Which Path IS Right For You’ - ‘How To Make Your Sweat Smell Like Cinnamon’ - ‘Captain America’s Home Cookin’ Channel (live filming daily) - ‘Feeling Joy: A Pyromaniacs Cautionary Tale’ - ‘9 Miles: A Treble Journey’ - ‘Remixing This Business: The Art of Vocal Layering’ - ‘Burrito Launch for Dummies’ - ‘The Modern Day Hipster: From Saracha to Bassoon Cases’ - ‘Bumper Allen and Why He was Not YouTube’s Next Justin Beiber’ - ‘The Wars’ - ‘Blue Toenails, Messy Buns and other Shower Chic Looks for Serenading Your Lady Love’ - ‘’ “Not Doing Anything Crazy” and Other College Lies To Tell Your Parents’ - ‘Ginger Self Flagellation Through The Ages’ - ‘Dixie Chicks: Why So Serious? An Evolution of Lady Chart Toppers’ - ‘I Blew It Before It Was Actually Happening’ - ‘Drunk, Blurry and When To Worry’ - ‘Gingers: Turning Your Dreams Into A Reality’ - ‘The Minstrel Cycles Give Girls of Today a Lesson In Teen Hygiene’ - ‘Look Who’s In Treble: An A capella Guide to Teen Pregnancy’ - ‘Jiggle Juice, Toners and Experimentation’ - ‘Les-Be-Honest About Gambling Addiction’ - ‘Thumb Rings and Other Gay Red (rainbow) Flags’ - ‘Economics 101: How It’s Ebbin’ and Flowin’’
So step right up all of you crazy youngsters, your education is just around the corner