sleeping upside down

Nessian’s Kids Headcanons

I know this is unexpected from me because I was vehemently against any pregnancies/baby faes for any of the ships in ACOWAR but I am okay with them having kids waaaaay way down the line. Anyway, I don’t remember how this happened but Sarah @nessiansmut and I came up with a few headcanons of Azriel and Elain babysitting Nessian’s kids so here we go:

  • The inner circle would do the ‘not it’ thing whenever nessian need a babysitter. no one would be able to keep those kids in line
  • Elain would volunteer as a last resort 'how bad can it be?’
  • Azriel agrees to help because Elain convinces him he could probably help keep the kids entertained with his shadows
  • one hour in they’re missing one child, one’s running around naked and another’s pulling at Azriel’s wings trying to get him to spread them wide so they can see them
  • just imagine loud curly headed children running around everywhere
  • even azriel’s shadows wouldn’t be a match for them. Elain would be frantically screaming at him to find the missing kid and he’d just be like 'I’VE GOT NOTHING! IT’S LIKED THEY DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!’
  • I thought fae children were supposed to be rare where do they keep coming from????
    From your damn sister who apparently spends all her time “training” doing something else entirely
    Someone needs to stop them before they make a small army
  • The naked kid is pulling out all these random weapons and Elain is just horrified. “Do they not baby proof?!?” (Cass would be offended to hear that: 'that is baby proof! the blade’s shorter than 20cm!’ )
  • Azriel would be begging and pleading for Rhys to use his daemati power to convince the kids to calm down “But you’re High Lord surely you can get them to stop moving.”
  • one of the kids would be grinning really wide but his teeth have a blue glow and Az sees and he’s like 'Spit out the Syphon! Geez, how and when did you even get that?’ (SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS)
  • a completely dishevelled Elain would be furiously whispering to Az “Just knock them out! Not too hard. Nobody has to know. It’s the only way to get them to sleep and we can get a break. Please”
  • Azriel trying to change diapers having to use his shadows to stop the kid from squirming around
  • 'AZ I CAN’T FLY YOU NEED TO GET HER DOWN FROM THE ROOF ASAP' 
  • one of the babies is that type of kid who just doesn’t stop asking questions. “Are your wings bigger than daddy’s? Do you sleep upside down like a bat? Why are yours blue?”
  • the only reason nessian needed a babysitter was to go to the cabin in the illyrian mountains and have sex for a few hours.  
  • Nesta: I have a meeting with the humans. Emissary business he’s coming for protection.
    Elain: *mutters under breath* the only protection he needs to provide is of the contraceptive kind
    Azriel: emissary business my ass.
  • imagine Az with a baby hanging onto his back for dear life and nibbling at his wing while he’s trying to find his pacifier “Elain it bit me” “Azriel they have names…" 
  • "PLEASE STOP CHEWING AT MY WINGS DEAR GOD ELAIN THEIR BABIES ARE CANNIBALS”
  • “I fought Hybern. Twice. I survived my brothers. This this is too much.“
  • They find a 4th kid just sitting in the kitchen completely still. they’d look outside into the living room muttering "1…2…3…” they turn and look into the kitchen “4?…” “I thought they only had 3.” “So did I.”
  • after they realise that two of them are twins Elain would be running around yelling 'WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE’S THE SECOND YOU?!’
  • Nesta then lets them know that they won’t make it home in time and they need them to babysit the kids overnight  “What do you mean you’re running late and watch them for 3 hours is now over night? What do we feed them? Do they sleep?” 
  • eventually Nesta and Cass would come back and Az would be passed out on the couch with a baby cradled in the crook of his wing on the floor, the baby’s nappy not even secured properly. Elain would be sleeping upstairs with her head on the toilet seat with two more kids sleeping in a nest of blankets in the bathtub and the fourth kid would be in the kitchen stuffing his face with marshmallows and grinning at them when they come home
  • They wouldn’t even blink, though. Cass would just pick the kid up when he makes grabby hands at him and goes 'DADA!’ and he’d be like 'Heeeey buddy… did you give auntie Elain and uncle Az a hard time?’ and the kid would nod and he’d be like 'good job!’ and fist bump his little fist. Nesta would go upstairs to wake Elain up and thank her
  • Elain would wake up and the first thing she says is  “I swear to god, Nesta if you have any more kids not even your death powers will save you from my rage” or “I’d rather be thrown in the cauldron again than babysit these monsters again.”

BONUS Headcanons:

  • Nesta and Cassian have 4 kids: the oldest is a girl, the twins and the youngest are boys
  • They name the girl after Cassian’s mother
  • the twin who always disappears has Nesta’s personality and he always just hides somewhere and reads
Got7 Reaction #15 - Their s/o has weird sleeping habits

anon asked: hi! could you please do got7 reactions to their s/o having weird sleeping habits? like sleep talking/walking, sleeping in weird positions, etc. thank you ! 💗

A/N: **warning: long ass post coming your way. I got so carried away I’m so sorry TT.TT**


Mark: -sleep walking- He would realize that you aren’t in your bed when he reached out to cuddle you. Standing up groggily, he’d shuffle around the entire house until he finally found you standing by the dish washer, opening and closing the door without putting anything in it.

“Jagi…” He would say, gently putting his hands around your arm and steering you to your bedroom, not to wake you up. “This is sleeping time. We can do the dishes in the morning…” He’d laugh and add, “You’ll be more productive when you’re awake I think.”

Originally posted by slightkpopobsession88

Jaebum: -not moving at all while you sleep and breathing shallowly (that’s what I do xD)-

Shifting through the drawer on his bedside table he made sure to be as quiet as he possibly could in case you were actually asleep.

You looked like a stone statue laying on your back, your hands folded together in a snow white pose. “I wouldn’t have to do this if you didn’t look dead every time you feel asleep…” he whispered, finally finding and pulling out his hand mirror from the drawer.

Carefully he shifted over, his paranoia slightly taking over again as he imagined you not breathing. Finally when the mirror was close enough to your nose he craned his neck to see if fog marks appeared to show that you were breathing. He let out an aggravated sigh when he saw that you were, in fact, alive and not dead. He was silly for being scared, but you just looked so statuesque and that he couldn’t stop his mind from racing to the worst scenario. He rubbed his hand over his face and shifted again so that his arms were around you, so that he could feel your chest softly rise and fall.

This is how I’m always going to have to sleep from now on.

Originally posted by defwang

Jackson: -sleeping in weird positions- Your butt was up in the air, your neck at an impossibly sharp angle, your cheeks smushed against the bed sheets. You had even pushed your pillow off the bed.

*gif* How are they sleeping like that…?

Jackson pulled your left arm back onto the bed from over the edge and gently pulled you back down onto your side. You continued snoring since your cheek was still smashed against the covers. He put his arms around you to try and keep you in the position that was least likely to cause you to break your neck.

Jackson smiled and giggled at the thought of telling you about this in the morning. Even though you got super embarrassed about it, he thought it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. He couldn’t wait to tease you about this in the morning.

Originally posted by stefelicity

Jinyoung: -having to sleep with your leg over him- Three seconds after he had climbed into your bed, exhausted from a long day of practice, you had flung your leg over his chest.

His chest.

He giggled as he tried moving your leg, freezing cold foot and all, back over to your side. He knew that you were going to fling your leg over him again, but hopefully not over his chest this time.

He shifted to face you and instead of waiting he grabbed your leg and placed it over his own, his arms snaking around your waist.

“Jinyoung?” Your eyes fluttered open lazily to look into the beautiful face of your boyfriend.

“Shh” he brushed a strand of hair out of your face, “sorry that I woke you up Jagi. Go back to sleep, everything’s fine.”

He kissed you softly and pulled you closer to him, loving you even more for your subconscious need to be so close to him even when sleeping. “Baby…” he whispered again before falling asleep. “I love you”

“I love you too”

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae: -sleeping in weird positions- Both hands were over his mouth, Youngjae practically vibrating with suppressed laughter. He crouched by the bed to try and regain his composure before going to put his pajamas on and join you in bed. He had been late coming home from practice and came into your bedroom to see you like this…

You had one leg lying straight, the other one bent as you were leaning over, your face resting on your knees and soft snores escaping from your mouth along with a line of drool falling down your chin and onto your knees.

Youngjae had always known that you slept in weird positions seeing as the first time he met you, you had been sleeping upside-down halfway hanging off of a couch in the JYP lounge. This though…

He stood up with a smile still plastered to his face. No matter what, even asleep you made his day from the moment he laid his eyes on you. You were his adorable little ray of sunshine, and he couldn’t love you more than he did in that moment.

His love for you wouldn’t stop him from taking a ton of pictures of your newest sleeping position though. He also couldn’t wait to tease you endlessly about this and to show you those pictures, but that part could wait until the morning right?

Originally posted by umma-jy

Kunpimook: -moving around a lot when you sleep- “Damn it Y/n! Wake the hell up!”

You jolted awake at BamBam’s raised and frustrated voice, your heart skipping a beat at the sudden shock of it. “What the hell Kunpimook!? I was dead asleep and that’s how you woke me up?!”

“Dead asleep my ass! It’s like you were trying to wake me up. You practically rolled around the entire bed ten times over.”

“Shit…” You rubbed your temples in exasperation, “I’m sorry Bammy, I can’t believe that I was doing that again… I really don’t try to, I swear.”

One look at your tired, pouting face and he knew he shouldn’t have gotten so mad at you. He knew that you didn’t mean to do that, but when you slept soundly, he didn’t at all.

He lowered his voice in resignation. “Can we maybe just try cuddling? Maybe if we try with our legs entwined you can’t kick me off the bed again. And if that doesn’t work, then we’re seeing a sleep specialist. Got it?”

“Got it.” You nodded at him groggily once again and reached out to him. Hopefully this way you both could finally get some sleep.

Originally posted by lookwhaticreated

Yugyeom: -sleep talking- “No way… and then what happened?” Yugyeom would get you to continue talking once you’ve started. He was having trouble sleeping anyway, might as well get to hear your voice to help lull him to sleep.

He’d end up giggling uncontrollably though when you incoherently mumbled something about wearing a banana hat for a fashion show. The next thing he knew, he had woke you up and had to explain why he was now laughing hysterically.

you: “Why would you do that to me Yugi?”

him: *laughing still* “Because you can’t control what you say and it’s freaking hilarious!”

Originally posted by sunmis


A/N: I’m so sorry that it turned into mini-drabbles basically! And also sorry because I tried giving each member a different sleeping habit but I ran out of them lol ^.^” Thank you for requesting dear! I hope you liked it~ <3

Overwatch characters and their fursonas
  • Genji: A thin, green dragon with bright orange hair and spikes. Wears Vaporwave clothes,
  • Mccree: A Big, super fuzzy, chubby dark brown coyote who probably needs a bath.
  • Pharah: A black and gold jackal with beautiful angelic wings. Sleeps upside down like a bat.
  • Reaper: A black and white Barn Owl with deep orange eyes who is never not wearing a hoodie.
  • Solider 76: A Bald Eagle with big talons that give away his position when he walks cause they keep clip clacking on the floor.
  • Sombra: A bug in the system: a glittery purple paying mantis cyborg.
  • Tracer: a King's cheetah with extra poofy hair. She made Emily a sona and they have pics of their sonas cuddling hanging in their room, as well as them with Winston's sona.
  • Bastion: A big yellow tweety bird with a huge gun who has a cute robo drone sidecick that chills on his shoulder.
  • Hanzo: A dragon/wolf hybrid with an undercut and about 1000 commissions of him making out with Disney's Robin Hood.
  • Junkrat: A rat. A Naked one cause all the explosions burned his fur off as well as his leg. Smells.
  • Mei: A raccoon who nobody can recognize that she wears glasses cause they blend in with her face mask.
  • Torbjorn: He doesn't deserve a fursona.
  • Widowmaker: Vriska.
  • D.Va: She's contractually obligated to have a bunny as a sona, so she has a buff pink, blue and white bunny that all of her fans draw art of. She always donates to people's paypals when they draw her.
  • Reindhardt: He's a Lion. A Huge, Buff Lion who can't put on a helmet cause his mane is too big.
  • Roadhog: Big Piggy! Big Tusks, Bigger Belly, Biggest heart.
  • Winston: Tracer showed him her sona and he fell in love and Winston got obsessed and took a long time consulting with Athena and Tracer before deciding on a Big Black Bear. Can't draw but draws his and tracer's sona chilling alot.
  • Zarya: Big Pink Grizzly Bear! Part of her training reigime is training in her fursuit so she can be ready for anything.
  • Ana: Has no idea what these young whippersnappers are into but like mother like daughter she also has a jackal, but her is blue and black!
  • Lucio: Frog man! THis should be a surprise to literally no one like he performs in his 10,000 dollar fursuit that can make its own laser light show.
  • Mercy: White persian cat with a bright pink nose!
  • Symmettra: A blue and white Jaguar with very symmetrical rosettes that look like her turrets.
  • Zenyatta: A peacock with cool highlight projected tail feathers. Genji made it for him!

anonymous asked:

For the ship thing. Boyf riends and tree boys

omggggggg

Boyf riends:

  • Who is a night owl: Jeremy. Like. Boi, sleep pls.
  • Who is a morning person: Neither. But they’re also light sleepers, so if one of them gets up, the other will too, and hate them for the rest of the day
  • Are they cuddlers: fuck ye
  • Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: Tbh it depends on the day. Who ever needs to be spooned is rightfully spooned by the other. Its a give and take relationship yo
  • What is their favourite sleeping position: fucking upside down on the bed desperately clinging to the covers that are half on the floor
  • Who steals all the blankets: I want to say Michael,,,, but Jeremy
  • What they wear to bed: old tshirts and sweatpants. Sometimes just underwear tho
  • Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: wtf they both do why is this a non mutual question
  • Who falls asleep mid-conversation: Michael
  • Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: Michael. They’re completely ridiculous ones though, like “elmo fuckin murdered my mother” or “…. do…. do you have a secret stash of human fingers you horde to give out to trick or treaters on halloween? JEREMY THIS IS IMPORTANT??!!”
  • Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: Jeremy
  • Who can’t keep their hands to themself: j e r e m y

Tree Boys (idk if this is jared/evan/connor or just evan/connor but I ship just the two of them more so thats what I’m doing):

  • Who is a night owl: uhhh they’re both always exhausted because they never sleep??? Evan though. Connor kinda… crashed
  • Who is a morning person: Evan
  • Are they cuddlers: y is this a question. Yes. They live for the cuddles
  • Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: like with michael and jeremy it depends who needs to be spooned atm
  • What is their favourite sleeping position: Really close to each other but not necessarily touching
  • Who steals all the blankets: Connor
  • What they wear to bed: they sort of just… pass out in what they’re wearing. Evan has ridiculously cute pjs tho
  • Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: Both but Evan always blushes when connor wears his
  • Who falls asleep mid-conversation: Neither? They get random bouts of “whoa im tired” but they both have to like, try to fall asleep at least a little
  • Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: lbr their waking hours are usually more nightmarish for those brains of theirs. sigh.
  • Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: Evan kicks and he feels rlly bad but connor doesn’t care
  • Who can’t keep their hands to themself: Connor
  • Samuel: Corvo, you've been poisoned. That means you should pretend to lie down and halfway die
  • Corvo: Oh right sort of like this *lies diagonally across his bed like he's reading a good book*
  • Samuel: no no
  • Corvo: Oh okay more like this? *he goes to the window and leans backward at at impossible angle like a poet contemplating both unrequited love and chronic indigestion*
  • Samuel: no Corvo that's not really
  • Corvo: So more like this *he reclines on his bed, putting one hand on his hip and another on his knee like a Draper's Ward model*
  • Samuel: no no, that's worse Corvo
  • Corvo: Okay so something like this *he does a strange corkscrew jump and ends up feet and hands hooked to a rafter in the ceiling, emulating Michael Keaton's Batman sleeping upside down like a bat*
  • Samuel: no, just no
  • Corvo: Wait, did you say something about putting only half the poison in?
  • Samuel: I did, yes, I'm sorry Corvo-
  • Corvo: Then no WONDER I'm having trouble dying! You didn't poison me correctly!
  • Samuel: How is that my fault. are you hearing yourself right now Corvo
  • Corvo: Forget Samuel "The Boatman" Beechworth! You're not ferrying the souls of the departed to the other side, you're just going halfway, pushing them into the Styx, and having a good smoko!
  • Samuel: I've got to get you to safety, Corvo *he starts gently pushing him towards the stairs*
  • Corvo: I DON'T think so my good man *he feints a punch and sidesteps Samuel, but trips and falls out of the fourth floor window, losing the other half of his health bar*
  • Samuel: *sigh*
  • Admiral Havelock, five minutes later: ah Samuel. no trouble doing that business then?
  • Samuel, slowly and resignedly dragging Corvo's unconscious form to the boat: no sir I'll dispose of the body now

[Daria] Which animal would you rather be; a dog, a seal or a lion?
[Jane] How about a bat?
[Daria] Bat’s not an option.
[Jane] Write it in.
[Daria] Now explain your choice in a brief sentence.
[Jane] I’ve always wanted to sleep upside-down and spread rabies.
[Daria] Sounds more like it should go under “Career Goals,” but all right.