I know this is unexpected from me because I was vehemently against any pregnancies/baby faes for any of the ships in ACOWAR but I am okay with them having kids waaaaay way down the line. Anyway, I don’t remember how this happened but Sarah @nessiansmut and I came up with a few headcanons of Azriel and Elain babysitting Nessian’s kids so here we go:
The inner circle would do the ‘not it’ thing whenever nessian need a babysitter. no one would be able to keep those kids in line
Elain would volunteer as a last resort 'how bad can it be?’
Azriel agrees to help because Elain convinces him he could probably help keep the kids entertained with his shadows
one hour in they’re missing one child, one’s running around naked and another’s pulling at Azriel’s wings trying to get him to spread them wide so they can see them
just imagine loud curly headed children running around everywhere
even azriel’s shadows wouldn’t be a match for them. Elain would be frantically screaming at him to find the missing kid and he’d just be like 'I’VE GOT NOTHING! IT’S LIKED THEY DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!’
I thought fae children were supposed to be rare where do they keep coming from????
From your damn sister who apparently spends all her time “training” doing something else entirely Someone needs to stop them before they make a small army
The naked kid is pulling out all these random weapons and Elain is just horrified. “Do they not baby proof?!?” (Cass would be offended to hear that: 'that is baby proof! the blade’s shorter than 20cm!’ )
Azriel would be begging and pleading for Rhys to use his daemati power to convince the kids to calm down “But you’re High Lord surely you can get them to stop moving.”
one of the kids would be grinning really wide but his teeth have a blue glow and Az sees and he’s like 'Spit out the Syphon! Geez, how and when did you even get that?’ (SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THIS)
a completely dishevelled Elain would be furiously whispering to Az “Just knock them out! Not too hard. Nobody has to know. It’s the only way to get them to sleep and we can get a break. Please”
Azriel trying to change diapers having to use his shadows to stop the kid from squirming around
'AZ I CAN’T FLY YOU NEED TO GET HER DOWN FROM THE ROOF ASAP'
one of the babies is that type of kid who just doesn’t stop asking questions. “Are your wings bigger than daddy’s? Do you sleep upside down like a bat? Why are yours blue?”
the only reason nessian needed a babysitter was to go to the cabin in the illyrian mountains and have sex for a few hours.
Nesta: I have a meeting with the humans. Emissary business he’s coming for protection. Elain: *mutters under breath* the only protection he needs to provide is of the contraceptive kind Azriel: emissary business my ass.
imagine Az with a baby hanging onto his back for dear life and nibbling at his wing while he’s trying to find his pacifier
“Elain it bit me”
“Azriel they have names…"
"PLEASE STOP CHEWING AT MY WINGS DEAR GOD ELAIN THEIR BABIES ARE CANNIBALS”
“I fought Hybern. Twice. I survived my brothers. This this is too much.“
They find a 4th kid just sitting in the kitchen completely still.
they’d look outside into the living room muttering "1…2…3…” they turn and look into the kitchen “4?…”
“I thought they only had 3.” “So did I.”
after they realise that two of them are twins Elain would be running around yelling 'WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE’S THE SECOND YOU?!’
Nesta then lets them know that they won’t make it home in time and they need them to babysit the kids overnight
“What do you mean you’re running late and watch them for 3 hours is now over night? What do we feed them? Do they sleep?”
eventually Nesta and Cass would come back and Az would be passed out on the couch with a baby cradled in the crook of his wing on the floor, the baby’s nappy not even secured properly. Elain would be sleeping upstairs with her head on the toilet seat with two more kids sleeping in a nest of blankets in the bathtub and the fourth kid would be in the kitchen stuffing his face with marshmallows and grinning at them when they come home
They wouldn’t even blink, though. Cass would just pick the kid up when he makes grabby hands at him and goes 'DADA!’ and he’d be like 'Heeeey buddy… did you give auntie Elain and uncle Az a hard time?’ and the kid would nod and he’d be like 'good job!’ and fist bump his little fist. Nesta would go upstairs to wake Elain up and thank her
Elain would wake up and the first thing she says is
“I swear to god, Nesta if you have any more kids not even your death powers will save you from my rage”
or “I’d rather be thrown in the cauldron again than babysit these monsters again.”
Nesta and Cassian have 4 kids: the oldest is a girl, the twins and the youngest are boys
They name the girl after Cassian’s mother
the twin who always disappears has Nesta’s personality and he always just hides somewhere and reads
- Davey is a very tol boy so he has to curl up a bit so that the monsters can’t grab his feet hanging off the edge of the bed. He also had to share a bed with Les for a while so he has a habit of curling up into a tight fetal position while sleeping to make himself as small as possible to make more room for Les even though it gives him back pain. Jack tries to break that habit by hugging him from the front when they sleep together and forcing him to relax more but it backfires on him when he isn’t there with Davey and he scrunches up more out of reflex from the loss of mass
- Jack is like a starfish and sleeps spread-eagle on every surface that he happens to fall asleep on so have mercy on anybody who happens to have to share a bed with him under any circumstances. He’s also an obnoxiously loud snorer so the guys refuse to have a sleepover with him unless he falls asleep last which doesn’t exactly work out since the snoring wakes everyone else up except for him because Jack Kelly is the textbook definition of a heavy sleeper. Also has a cactus nightlight that Crutchie got him for his birthday 10 years ago and still keeps it well into adulthood although it barely works
- Crutchie has a weird habit of sleeping upside down so that his feet are at the bed’s headrest and his head are at the bottom edge. He has absolutely no idea how it happens but it does and Jack is very freaked out about how it happens. He and Race tried to set up a camera to see the science and solve the mystery of Crutchie Morris and the Upside Sleeping Position™ but Davey rolled his eyes like the mom he is and said that doing that it creepy as shit and forbid their experiment. Crutchie also sleeptalks quite frequently and since everyone tells him their secrets and feelings, Les has acquired a shit ton of dirt on everyone to blackmail them with since he unconciously spills a lot of tea while sleeping
- Spot is probably the most normal sleeper out of all of the guys: sleeps on one side every night, doesn’t snore too often but when he does it’s a tolerable amount, doesn’t twitch or sleeptalk or sleepwalk, medium sleeper so he’s gonna wake up if a robber’s in his house but not when the guys are whispering in the same room, ect. However, Spot does sleep with his mouth wide open like the shark from Jaws. He didn’t know that he does that until he caught Race and Albert seeing how many mini marshmallows they could fit into his mouth before he woke up. Spot slept with his mouth shut tight from then on
- Race moves way too much in his sleep. He’s one of those guys who always have bruises in the weirdest places that should have no reasonable way to get there onto his body but it’s actually because he keeps rolling around and constantly falls off of his bed or bumps into the wall that the bed is next to or he accidentally punches himself. Like Crutchie, he’s a sleeptalker but a lot more incoherent words come from his mouth but when they are coherent, he says the weirdest shit: “I have the mayonaise in the microwave cabinet” or “How many souls does it take for a cat to go to Disneyland on a water plane”
- Albert’s relatively normal except for the fact that he sleeps with his eyes half open and erratically twitches them (see this video at 0.53 for an example) which scares Romeo half to death so he refuses to be in the same room as Albert when he’s sleeping. Sometimes, his eyes are completely open which when paired with him sleeping on his stomach along with his tendency to sleep on the floor makes it look like someone murdered him and left his body lying on the ground. He sleepwalks, too, and has nearly walked off the balcony in his apartment before Race woke up and frantically and pulled him back inside. He has to lock all of the doors and now kitchen cabinets before they go to bed when he found Albert holding a knife with the twitchy eye thing. Many screams have been heard from their apartment.
Got7 Reaction #15 - Their s/o has weird sleeping habits
anon asked: hi! could you please do got7 reactions to their s/o having weird
sleeping habits? like sleep talking/walking, sleeping in weird
positions, etc. thank you ! 💗
A/N: **warning: long ass post coming your way. I got so carried away I’m so sorry TT.TT**
Mark: -sleep walking- He would realize that you aren’t in your bed when he reached out to cuddle you. Standing up groggily, he’d shuffle around the entire house until he finally found you standing by the dish washer, opening and closing the door without putting anything in it.
“Jagi…” He would say, gently putting his hands around your arm and steering you to your bedroom, not to wake you up. “This is sleeping time. We can do the dishes in the morning…” He’d laugh and add, “You’ll be more productive when you’re awake I think.”
Jaebum: -not moving at all while you sleep and breathing shallowly (that’s what I do xD)-
Shifting through the drawer on his bedside table he made sure to be as quiet as he possibly could in case you were actually asleep.
You looked like a stone statue laying on your back, your hands folded together in a snow white pose. “I wouldn’t have to do this if you didn’t look dead every time you feel asleep…” he whispered, finally finding and pulling out his hand mirror from the drawer.
Carefully he shifted over, his paranoia slightly taking over again as he imagined you not breathing. Finally when the mirror was close enough to your nose he craned his neck to see if fog marks appeared to show that you were breathing. He let out an aggravated sigh when he saw that you were, in fact, alive and not dead. He was silly for being scared, but you just looked so statuesque and that he couldn’t stop his mind from racing to the worst scenario. He rubbed his hand over his face and shifted again so that his arms were around you, so that he could feel your chest softly rise and fall.
This is how I’m always going to have to sleep from now on.
Jackson: -sleeping in weird positions- Your butt was up in the air, your neck at an impossibly sharp angle, your cheeks smushed against the bed sheets. You had even pushed your pillow off the bed.
*gif* How are they sleeping like that…?
Jackson pulled your left arm back onto the bed from over the edge and gently pulled you back down onto your side. You continued snoring since your cheek was still smashed against the covers. He put his arms around you to try and keep you in the position that was least likely to cause you to break your neck.
Jackson smiled and giggled at the thought of telling you about this in the morning. Even though you got super embarrassed about it, he thought it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. He couldn’t wait to tease you about this in the morning.
Jinyoung: -having to sleep with your leg over him- Three seconds after he had climbed into your bed, exhausted from a long day of practice, you had flung your leg over his chest.
He giggled as he tried moving your leg, freezing cold foot and all, back over to your side. He knew that you were going to fling your leg over him again, but hopefully not over his chest this time.
He shifted to face you and instead of waiting he grabbed your leg and placed it over his own, his arms snaking around your waist.
“Jinyoung?” Your eyes fluttered open lazily to look into the beautiful face of your boyfriend.
“Shh” he brushed a strand of hair out of your face, “sorry that I woke you up Jagi. Go back to sleep, everything’s fine.”
He kissed you softly and pulled you closer to him, loving you even more for your subconscious need to be so close to him even when sleeping. “Baby…” he whispered again before falling asleep. “I love you”
“I love you too”
Youngjae: -sleeping in weird positions- Both hands were over his mouth, Youngjae practically vibrating with suppressed laughter. He crouched by the bed to try and regain his composure before going to put his pajamas on and join you in bed. He had been late coming home from practice and came into your bedroom to see you like this…
You had one leg lying straight, the other one bent as you were leaning over, your face resting on your knees and soft snores escaping from your mouth along with a line of drool falling down your chin and onto your knees.
Youngjae had always known that you slept in weird positions seeing as the first time he met you, you had been sleeping upside-down halfway hanging off of a couch in the JYP lounge. This though…
He stood up with a smile still plastered to his face. No matter what, even asleep you made his day from the moment he laid his eyes on you. You were his adorable little ray of sunshine, and he couldn’t love you more than he did in that moment.
His love for you wouldn’t stop him from taking a ton of pictures of your newest sleeping position though. He also couldn’t wait to tease you endlessly about this and to show you those pictures, but that part could wait until the morning right?
Kunpimook: -moving around a lot when you sleep- “Damn it Y/n! Wake the hell up!”
You jolted awake at BamBam’s raised and frustrated voice, your heart skipping a beat at the sudden shock of it. “What the hell Kunpimook!? I was dead asleep and that’s how you woke me up?!”
“Dead asleep my ass! It’s like you were trying to wake me up. You practically rolled around the entire bed ten times over.”
“Shit…” You rubbed your temples in exasperation, “I’m sorry Bammy, I can’t believe that I was doing that again… I really don’t try to, I swear.”
One look at your tired, pouting face and he knew he shouldn’t have gotten so mad at you. He knew that you didn’t mean to do that, but when you slept soundly, he didn’t at all.
He lowered his voice in resignation. “Can we maybe just try cuddling? Maybe if we try with our legs entwined you can’t kick me off the bed again. And if that doesn’t work, then we’re seeing a sleep specialist. Got it?”
“Got it.” You nodded at him groggily once again and reached out to him. Hopefully this way you both could finally get some sleep.
Yugyeom: -sleep talking- “No way… and then what happened?” Yugyeom would get you to continue talking once you’ve started. He was having trouble sleeping anyway, might as well get to hear your voice to help lull him to sleep.
He’d end up giggling uncontrollably though when you incoherently mumbled something about wearing a banana hat for a fashion show. The next thing he knew, he had woke you up and had to explain why he was now laughing hysterically.
you: “Why would you do that to me Yugi?”
him: *laughing still* “Because you can’t control what you say and it’s freaking hilarious!”
A/N: I’m so sorry that it turned into mini-drabbles basically! And also sorry because I tried giving each member a different sleeping habit but I ran out of them lol ^.^” Thank you for requesting dear! I hope you liked it~ <3
request: hey! love the blog. could I request a peter x reader when y/n is on the volleyball team at their school and she has her first game. they win and have pizza at peters house, which ends with them sleeping in the same bed together (I’m sorry I had to asdfgh) they’re also crushing on each other but don’t say anything! my team number is #10 btw!! thank u!
a/n: thank u for liking my blog!! I know literally nothing about volleyball but I tried lmao. I also totally cant remember if their mascot is a tiger, but it is in this bc I (once again) haven’t slept. I hope u like it! requests are open!