sleeping is hard

anonymous asked:

Jess actually have Kara on speed dial and call her when Lena is about to get overstressed.

So like all these headcanons about Lena and Alex having all these codes and plans for when Kara has a rough day - Jess and Kara do the same thing for Lena!

Some douchebag investor says something to Lena about her family and upsets her? Jess texts Kara.

Lena refusing to take a lunch break because she’s a work-a-holic? Jess texts Kara.

And if Kara thinks that Lena needs a few more hours of sleep because she worked to hard the night before? She totally texts Jess and gets her to re-arrange Lena’s schedule!

The two get especially close during the wedding planning, because Lena had a little run of Bridezilla there for a minute, and they had to make extra sure that she didn’t lose it!

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Back in Candyfornia, one incorporeal being named Charles Babbage Sample  was finding his vagabond life a bit more comfortable.

He found a well padded, easily carried tent in the same park where he had enjoyed fishing with The Boss back when he first emerged from the Time Machine.

No more trying to sleep on hard benches.

He also found that an outhouse with shower inside had been installed there.

considering how hard it is (and sometimes impossible) to trigger a sneeze in your sleep it just fuels the suspicion that this sly motherfucker

isn’t sleeping at all

he was probably posing all along i mean look at him who sleeps like this in front of their crush 

goddammit viktor 

To all my writers out there, particularly fanfic writers because I am one and I’m feelin this hardcore

  • It’s okay that you haven’t written for a while, you can take breaks.
  • You can start writing again whenever you want, you don’t need an excuse.
  • If you would still like an excuse, here it is: I want you to start again, you should totally do it.
  • It’s ok if you’re out of practice, you’ll pick up traction again.
  • We’re all learners and its good to have role models, but try to be better than the writer were before, and try less to be ‘as good as’ someone else.
  • It’s alright to abandon a piece if you have no enthusiasm or passion left for it.
  • It’s okay to be needlessly dramatic.
  • It’s okay to be needlessly ridiculous.
  • Write the crackfic, write the rarepair, or write the popular pair. Write what you want to write.
  • Yes someone has probably written this scene before.
  • Write it anyway if you want to write it.
  • Yeah that trope has probably been done a million times.
  • Use it anyway if you want to use it.
  • Probably there are people who are tired of reading about that AU.
  • Write it anyway, they don’t have to read it.
  • Respect your audience, but don’t let other people dictate what you create.
  • Reblog your own work. Be proud of it. You deserve to pat yourself on the back.
  • I’m proud of you, you’re doing great.
  • Keep writing, keep making stuff. People will care. 
  • Future you will especially care.
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Merry Christmas (And happy holidays!) to the RT community! This was just a little project I was working on to avoid studying for finals so I hope you enjoy it! 

Preview of the ‘Ame Soeur’ mystic messenger fanbook that I’m collaborating with a friend for CF2016!