sleeping bear and child

Domestic Klance Headcanons
  • Lance tries as hard as possible to sleep in for as long as possible
  • this is a difficult task considering Keith is an early riser he doesn’t even need an alarm he just naturally wakes up at 7 to work out or whatever
  • one time lance tried to wake up early enough to surprise keith with a birthday breakfast-in-bed, but of course keith didn’t get the message to sleep in and was already awake
  • they made a mess making pancakes and bacon together instead
  • lance is a neat freak. it annoys the crap out of keith because he never had to clean up for anyone else whereas lance’s mother pretty much programmed him to clean up after himself and his little siblings
  • keith affectionately labels these tirades as The Nag™…brace yourselves, The Nag is coming
  • lance can also cook??? he chops vegetables like it’s nothing and keith is alway afraid he’s going to lose a finger at the speed he’s going
  • they couldn’t decide on a color scheme for their room so it’s just a mismatched mess of soft blues and and calm grays and vibrant red and angsty black and it looks awful. but it’s theirs
  • lance convinced keith to do weekly Couple Luxury Night where they did relaxing at-home spa treatment-esque routines. he told keith it’d be fun but really it’s just an excuse for him to pamper his boyfriend and take goofy pictures in face masks and cucumbers
  • lance always fixes keith’s hair before he walks out the door because that boy does not know that bedheads aren’t acceptable. keith always pretends to be annoyed but his favorite thing is feeling lances fingers run through his hair
  • lance got them really into competitive cooking shows and naturally it turned into a heated cooking war between the two. since lance is 1000x better at cooking (keith can barely peel a potato) keith is allowed to distract him by whatever means necessary. lance is extremely susceptible to neck kisses, side tickling, and obnoxious raspberries
  • lance in aprons with flirtatious sayings
  • keith complying with the aprons’ suggestions
  • lance totally has a childhood teddy bear that he still sleeps with with named tigre (as a child he didn’t really have a clear grasp on the difference between bears and tigers). He is now señor tigre, respect the title, and is appalled when keith calls it ratty and old-looking
  • whenever lance is mad at keith he pretends keith isn’t there and complains about him to tigre
  • when keith needs comfort and can’t get any words out, lance lets him hold tigre—he might be old as hell but he is soft—and just talks to him about anything until keith feels better
  • they have matching red and blue mugs with cute lions on them
  • keith sleeps on the left side of the bed, but always manages to roll all the way to lance’s side by the morning
  • keith also has deathgrip when he’s asleep, so lance had to buy him a body pillow for those nights when lance just wants to sprawl out
  • lance taped a fucking picture of his face to the body pillow the first night keith slept with it and the next morning lance was woken abruptly by keith shrieking in terror
  • lance likes to do voices and impressions all the time to keep himself entertained and uses random objects around the house as props. keith’s reactions range from tired-of-your-shit to must-hold-in-laughter, but most of the time keith likes to film him on his phone so he can watch it again later. he says it’s blackmail material but these are keith’s videos of the lance that only he gets to see every day
  • whenever lance decides to fart in front of keith he turns it into a punchline
  • keith would never fart in front of other people because it’s fucking barbaric but he feels comfortable enough to voice his body’s concerns (oh god lance i have to fucking dump pause the tv i can’t miss gordon ramsay ripping this neglectful chef a new asshole)
  • they have a weekly chore chart with shifting roles, except keith can’t do the dishes because sticking his hands under hot water and touching grimy dishes is a nightmare for him
  • keith never likes to walk around barefoot esp in the kitchen, so lance makes it fun by gifting keith with funky socks. his most recent pair has shooting stars with a moon made of cheese at the ankle. (keith unintentionally called them cheesy and lance keeled over) keith is known at work/school as the serious guy with uncharacteristically fun socks
  • lance likes to blast music but when it bothers keith, he turns it down and sings along at a moderate volume, which keith finds comforting
  • lance: KEITH HAVE U SEEN THE THING
  • keith: did u check between the couch cushions
  • it was between the couch cushions
  • they have a codeword for when keith misses a social cue and says something too blunt or rude, that way they can communicate easily in private and when company’s over
  • they also have a word for when lance is doing something annoyingly repetitive that keith can’t deal with
  • lance is superstitious and it’s all pretty humorous, but he never risks going to bed without saying i love you, even if they’re angry at each other. keith doesn’t understand why they need to say it out loud all the time but he knows it makes lance feel better so he doesn’t ask questions
  • some nights they like to sleep outside on the back porch so they can see the stars together, and they make their own constellations
  • when the Bad Thoughts hit lance, keith just stays with him, cradles him, strokes his hair. keith’s blunt honesty is a solace whenever lance splits
  • when lance dissociates, keith finds a simple activity for them to do together to coax him back like watching crap tv or going for a drive with the windows down
  • lance bought this weird porcelain duck cookie jar and every time keith comes into contact with it he stares it down for a good minute out of suspicion and spite
  • if either of them don’t feel like using their voice at any particular time, they bought mini whiteboards with tons of colorful markers
  • keith really likes to doodle?? its not his passion or anything but lance lets him draw on his skin and loves to show off his “new tattoo” to literally anyone
  • keith really wants a cat but lance thinks cats are too boring and moody. lance wants a dog but keith thinks they’re too high-maintenance and overwhelming
  • when they went pet shopping they became unwittingly enamored with a turtle struggling to eat a tomato. it was inspirational, and they named her Rita
  • they probably start a small garden and grow tomatoes for Rita and lance in floppy sun hats and keith digging gleefully into the earth
  • lance naming their gardening hoe keith and promptly running from an angry dirt-covered keith

im dy i ng I could go on about these dorks and their habits

if anyone wants to add anything more please do I'm thirsty for domestic klance fluff

Happy Solstice!
“listen, dear heart” said the bear to the child, “Listen while the forest slumbers, and all appears as in death. On this, the longest night, winter’s solstice. Listen, for something is stirring within the heart of the trees”
And she listened, holding her child’s breath as snow flakes drifted down like sugar. For within every tree, dreams were unfolding, and warm buttery light was gleaming, for spring was sleeping, stirring, dreaming.
The child nodded, she understood.
The bear and the child, curled up together. Their dreams entwining as they slept. The winter wind, and mushrooms rings, hollow trees, and crystal wings, the rising sap, and sparrows song.

so pardon the dust while this all settles in

A G-rated hurt/comfort one-shot set post-framework. 

Because Fitz and Simmons need to talk about it. And this time they actually do. So much has happened, but it can’t change one simple fact: their love. And they can’t let go of that, or they won’t have anything.

IDK… we never see Fitzsimmons talk this much. But sometimes I wish we did.

the name came from this song

As his swirling, foggy consciousness awakens, he feels a tingle running through his heavy, aching limbs. Fitz faintly hears his name being called, but all that registers is the way the voice sounds. He doesn’t think about his name or her name, just way it feels hearing that voice. It feels like coming home. 

The tightness across his chest loosens and he can breath again, except that takes too much thought. Instead he slumps forward like a sack of potatoes, and feels her arms catching him and holding him. While she gasps and quivers quietly beneath him, he clings to her instinctively like a sleeping child hugs a teddy bear. 

At her repeated pleas and prompts, he leans on her shoulder and stumbles forward. 

Getting on the plane is a blur. But when he wakes up again, this time in a bed, she is still there, her fingers entwined with his. She’s staring at their clasped hands when his eyes open.

His voice is raspy when he tries to speak, “J-Jem-”

“Fitz?” She grabs a glass of water and helps him drink, then resumes holding his hand. “Hey… I’m here.”

“Jemma.” 

Her name is his prayer: let this be real. He squeezes her hand, hoping to be certain of her presence. Let her be real, here, and safe: that’s all he needs to know. He wishes he could know that one thing and forget everything else.

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anonymous asked:

Hi!! It's me again!! I hope you don't mind me asking for another request! But could you please do one where mtmte Pharma is taking care of a human child who is terrified of him and keeps running away from him crying, but they warm up to him calling dad. And Pharma suddenly becomes extremely protective of the child. (I really love the robot dad's headcannons you did)

Another drabble anyone? ;3

“Come here!” Pharma called trying to get his arm into the space between the floor and the berth of his habsuite.
The child he has been watching over is hiding from him underneath crying.
Pharma sighed and pressed his helm down looking underneath at the scared child, “its okay, I didn’t mean to scare you. But you shouldn’t have been in the medbay.”
“You cut him open!” The child cried scooting into the corner, “you hurt him!”
The child is referring to one of Pharma’s patients from earlier, a projectile was in the mech’s abdomen so Pharma had to perform an emergency trauma surgery. The child walked in as he was chainsawing the patient open while awake, there was no time to put the mech to sleep so he was awake for the procedure, but okay.
“I did not,” Pharma explained, “I turned off his pain receptors so he felt nothing.”
The child scooted closer to Pharma’s hand, “promise?”
“I promise,” Pharma smiled.
“Pinkie promise?” The child held up a pinkie.
Pharma held up his, “my pinkie promises.”
The child laughed, “you’re silly, dad!”
Pharma smiled as he scooped the child into his palm and back out from under the berth, “you called me dad?”
The child nodded, “yah! You’re my super awesome robot dad!”
Pharma gently hugged the child and said, “and you are my super sweet human sparkling… who is going to recharge now.”
The child whined, “five more minutes?”
“No.” Pharma answered placing the child in there human sized bed with their teddy bear, “now go to sleep.”
The child yawned, “can I have a bedtime story?”
Pharma sighed, “oh, alright. But just one.”

Raison d'etre

Parents burn blanket of younger child, leaves older sister’s teddy bear in-tact. Younger child can’t sleep, uses silky pajamas. Parents take that away and burn it. As younger child [now 10] splits material in 2, hides one just in case, Parents find both and burn it.

Older child still has ugly teddy bear.

Younger child begs for a teddy bear every chance she gets, because maybe they have immunity because they have eyes. Maybe that’s a factor.

“I raised you both equally.”

Maybe it’s part of my trauma, that I can keep things to myself but never allow myself to get too attached, because someone might take it away and burn it.

Had a favorite dog, dog dies. Parents get two dogs, and my favorite one is the loud one who’s energetic and everything’s chill because who could possibly take this love away? Younger daughter goes away to college, comes back, dog is gone. Country life is hard and apparently he made too much noise at night. He gets buried in the back yard.

“That’s how it is out here. You know this.”

When I die, I want everything donated: skin, eyes, organs, take it all. Afterwards, cremate me and scatter my ashes among all the pets’ graves in the backyard I had to dig as a child.

Oldest bear survives.

Love the quick profit, the annual raise,
vacation with pay. Want more
of everything ready-made. Be afraid
to know your neighbors and to die.
And you will have a window in your head.
Not even your future will be a mystery
any more. Your mind will be punched in a card
and shut away in a little drawer.
When they want you to buy something
they will call you. When they want you
to die for profit they will let you know.

So, friends, every day do something
that won’t compute. Love the Lord.
Love the world. Work for nothing.
Take all that you have and be poor.
Love someone who does not deserve it.
Denounce the government and embrace
the flag. Hope to live in that free
republic for which it stands.
Give your approval to all you cannot
understand. Praise ignorance, for what man
has not encountered he has not destroyed.

Ask the questions that have no answers.
Invest in the millennium. Plant sequoias.
Say that your main crop is the forest
that you did not plant,
that you will not live to harvest.
Say that the leaves are harvested
when they have rotted into the mold.
Call that profit. Prophesy such returns.

Put your faith in the two inches of humus
that will build under the trees
every thousand years.
Listen to carrion – put your ear
close, and hear the faint chattering
of the songs that are to come.
Expect the end of the world. Laugh.
Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful
though you have considered all the facts.
So long as women do not go cheap
for power, please women more than men.
Ask yourself: Will this satisfy
a woman satisfied to bear a child?
Will this disturb the sleep
of a woman near to giving birth?

Go with your love to the fields.
Lie down in the shade. Rest your head
in her lap. Swear allegiance
to what is nighest your thoughts.
As soon as the generals and the politicos
can predict the motions of your mind,
lose it. Leave it as a sign
to mark the false trail, the way
you didn’t go. Be like the fox
who makes more tracks than necessary,
some in the wrong direction.
Practice resurrection.


“Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front” by Wendell Berry (born August 5, 1934)

1k prompt: Kidding yourself

273/1,000
Pairing: Jason x reader
For @memento-amare ( “13. Imagine your OTP arguing over which person’s cute looks their child got their cute looks from.” with Shiro from Voltron (you said ANY character lol) and a female reader (if you don’t wanna try doing Shiro, then with Jaybird)

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“The hair is all mine.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Are you kidding yourself?” You retorted “Do you see that curl?”
“All babies have curls at first.” he waved you off and smiled at your sleeping child.

Her nose snuggled into the teddy bears fur and a tight grip remained on it’s arm as she remained oblivious to your admiration.
“If she got anything from you, it’s your attitude.” You chuckled to him while he was busy watching his princess.
“No she doesn’t she’s an angel.” He smirked at you in response “So i guess like me? But her eyes, those are my colour.”
You drew a deep breath and pulled a face towards him. Raising your eyebrows and emitting your best “Bitch please”  expression,
“They are.”
“We have the same colour Jason.” You laughed.
“Let me have something?” He shook his head “Before i doubt everything.”
“She has your smile.” You wrapped your arms around him “and that look when she knows shes in trouble.”
“I love you.” He said quietly
“I love you too.” You smiled and sighed “Now let’s get out of here before we wake her.”
“That sounds like a plan.” He turned to you slightly and kissed you, following you out of the room.

“So are we watching that Voltron thing now?” He asked as you pulled the remotes close to you.
“Uh huh.” You said absentmindedly as you navigated your way to play the DVD.
“That bossiness though.” He said with his mischievous smirk playing on his lips
“If you say my mother Jason.” You glanced at him with an amused smile before pressing play
“One hundred percent.”

CNU Tweet Time (Final) [14.07.14] [TRANS]

So CNU definitely tweeted less than the other members, but hey, he was dedicated to the cause, he was teaching people how to use the hashtag, haha.

So that means that Baro is the last one! Hopefully he’ll be up a little bit later :)

~Marisa~

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anonymous asked:

Any headcanons for what mikuni would do with misono, when he(misono) was sick?

The younger Alicein brothers do things to my heart that are not okay.  They were so close as children, whhhhyyy can’t we go back to that?: 

  • There’s an old stuffed teddy bear that Mikuni used to sleep with as a child; whenever Misono got sick, the teddy bear would be given to him to keep him company and make him feel better.  Misono rediscovers the teddy bear when he finds Mikuni’s journal, and takes it back to his room where he’s given a place of honor on his pillows.
  • Mikuni would legitimately skip out on lessons when Misono got sick.  Everyone knew where he was, and they also knew it was pointless to try to force him to do work; he was incapable of focusing while his baby brother was sick.
  • Usually, Mikuni would come down with whatever Misono had right after he got better because of how much time he spent taking care of the other.
  • Story time.  Mikuni had a seemingly endless supply of books he read to Misono while the other lay in bed, propped up on a pillow mountain.
  • Mikuni was such a sly child; he’d slip his baby brother sweets and goodies that he most certainly should not have been having while he was recovering from a cold.  His defense is that soup got bland and boring after eating it for days on end.
  • Late at night, Mikuni would sneak out of his room to go and keep Misono company.  Nine times out of ten, they’d find him the next morning snuggled up with his little brother.
  • Mikuni was the only person who could get a young Misono to take his medicine.  The rest of the staff thought he was nothing shy of a miracle worker.
  • Sick Misono was a lot less grumpy with his older brother around; he really loved the fact that Mikuni cared so much about him.
  • Mikuni always had a tissue or handkerchief ready for Misono to blow his nose into.  He was a champion at fielding gross tissues, and took them to the trash with dignity and poise.
  • Cuddling, just so much cuddling.  Misono could cough and sneeze all over him and Mikuni wouldn’t take his arm off of his baby brother’s shoulder.  It’s probably why he got sick immediately after his brother, but it was a price he was willing to pay.

Petition to nominate the Envy Pair as the Best Big Brothers ever.