We did it amigos. Another list! I am so grateful that you all are sharing your ideas to help inspire others (faith in humanity restored)
“Where is my fucking pudding?!”
“I thought we agreed to never use butter for that reason again…”
“Well if it’s the guy who never shuts up about toilet paper!”
“Honey, did you see my sniper rifle?”
“God damn it he died. Whatever. Just leave him there.”
“Listen, I know you’re upset, but please put down the baking soda before someone gets hurt.”
“Look, about the monkey…”
“I don’t understand! I only used a finger.”
“It’s not as hard as you think, I promise.”
“well this is what i call hell of a night”
“How could an entire school disappear?”
“What do you mean the brownies are "not quite brownies”?“
"Yes, I understand that its cool, but why does your toaster have wings?” “Well its alive of course. It flies.”
“Don’t turn that on!”
“Wait…I’m also- technically- underage and you’re a stranger…should I be screaming also?”
“I though you meant "literally” metaphorically. “
"Ok so don’t get mad but I might have started a war.”
“Good morning… I see the assassins failed again.”
“You’re a murderer, how are you working at a hospital?”
“That cat just stole my cereal!”
“Did you see that? Please tell me you saw it.”
“Hey, can you stop shooting people right now? We’re trying to sleep.”
“THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS KEITH!”
“If you think I’m leaving you and your demon eyes and evil horns you’re wrong.”
“What do you mean, this isn’t Earth?”
“Damn it, ____! Not peanuts again!”
“Why did I just press the big red button?”
“So tell me again why this dead body is being sent to Goodwill?”
“Lucifer, I know that we said we would share rent but you never said anything about your brother living with us.”
“God dammit, I’m supposed to be a bat! Why the hell am I a possum, Karen?!”
“Sarah, where’s the dog?” “Up in space?”
“You had only one job and it wasn’t even a difficult task, but seriously, how did you end up like this!?”
“Well I never said I WASN’T going to kill the bartender …”
“I mean, it was only a small eldritch being, so it wasn’t that bad…”
“Hold me back bro!”
“I think there’s a new lifeform evolving in my fridge.”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!”
“Can we have lunch now, or do you still want to continue looking at dead people?”
“I can’t believe you ate my cheese…we’re over”
“Sometimes I wonder why we’re still friends.” “Because I turned you into a cyborg after being shredded by an explosion and you owe me.” “…Fair enough.”
“Well, I didn’t quite expect to wake up pregnant either and yet… here we are, so can you please pass me that can of bread?”
“Ok, I know I said ‘You can throw a hairbrush at them’, but I didn’t actually mean it!”
“When I told you to feed the dog I didn’t expect you to feed him the neighbors cat.”
“Clearly, you’ve never gotten rid of a body before…”
“This sort of thing never happened when I was dating your brother.”
Sometimes, I wonder about you. And then I worry.“
” Wait, wait, wait, start from the very beginning. how did you manage to set the house on fire with that??“
"For fucks sake, dude, how many times do I have to tell you that that’s not what penises are for?”
“One woman’s terrorist is another woman’s freedom fighter.”
“This isn’t right… the humans shouldn’t be able to move on their own.”
“Why is unicorn blood on our shopping list?”
“Must you unhinge your jaw like that when you eat? It’s disgusting.”
“You’ve violated the law, my trust, and your friend. Tell me, why should I believe anything you say?”
“No, no don’t open the fridge, I need to keep they eyeballs cold.”
“did he break his jaw again by falling down a flight of stairs?” “Passive aggressive much?”
“For the last time, put the declaration of independence back!”
"That isn’t permanent, right?”
“You know, ripping someone’s beating heart right out of their chest with your bare hand looks cool in anime, but irl it’s just unsanitary…”
“She didn’t tell you” “Tell me what” “He’s dead”
“But his dad is an asshole–” “HIS AUTHOR IS AN ASSHOLE”
“You are here and you haven’t tried to kill me yet. You must want something from me.”
“The salesperson made a flying tentacle monster sound a lot more alluring, I swear!”
“Okay…the radiator just growled at me”
“Dude, were you listening to me? Why are you barking?” “I’m not barking. I thought YOU were barking!”
“How did you get that bump on your lip”
“Buddy. You need to chill, and put that knife away before I get out my gun.”
“ ” I dare you to take your shirt off" “ no” “ I doubledare you” “No” “I tripledare you” “ god dammit Steve , im not wearing a Shirt!”“
"Why the fuck are there founding fathers in our living room”
“Girls only say 'I will not dignify that with a response.’ when they’ve done the thing you’ve just accused them of.” “Do you know this, because you’ve done it?” “I will not dignify that with a response.”
“They think we’re terrible but really we’re only mediocre”
“You’d think by now we’d stop bringing death into these things. Look at them, they have anxiety!”
“Ok, first of all asshat, stop touching me. Second, that is never going to work out! Third, stop TOUCHING me.”
“So if I do understand, you’re telling me that you created insects robots. The same one that destroyed the city. ”
“Why is THIS in your fridge? This is some serious contraband.”
“Please tell me you’re joking about marrying the bastard’s son we call Satan.” “ Don’t talk about your mother like that!!”
“Did you explode the microwave again?!”
"Honey where’s the dog?” “Like I said, I’m making a smoothie.”
“Fifteen bucks you can’t hook up with Satan.” “Make it twenty.”
“I don’t know, maybe because he has some semblance of taste?
"What could possibly make you think eating three tons of cheese for the mice in radiation-test labs was okay?!”
“Who actually let the dogs out?”
“Hey, you don’t know how many bodies are buried in my backyard.”
“I told you to kill me.” “I did. Just this morning.” “Well, shit!”
“So… This isn’t the end, is it? I mean I still want to hang out with you at least. Maybe go for another space adventure, hm?”
“I’m sorry, it was the HEAT OF THE MOMENT,”
"Hey, wanna go out for a romantic moonlight killing spree?”
“So, you’re into …..? Huh, I never would’ve known.”
“Did you hear that scream?” “Yes, I’m the one who screamed”
“What are you doing?”
“But really, why would anyone need two dozen armadillos?”
“You can’t keep 'solving’ your problems by going to another dimension!”
“I still can’t believe you assassinated a unicorn.”
“Wait, you have FOUR knives?” “No, no. I have four knives ON me.”
“I’ve killed a man using only a copy of Hamlet and a computer mouse. I am NOT afraid of you!"
"What the hell are those?”
“Are you sure you’re not an arsonist?”
“I know, right? You’d suspect any of them of secretly being an alien, but not…”
“Why didn’t you stop?”
“So, start explaining why there are dozens of puppies in my guest room.”
Let’s make another list. Part 3! Leave a reply and don’t forget the double quotes “”.
I want to give everyone a chance to contribute to our community. So as always, one prompt per amigo. Dankje!
Summary: After you had to cancel your date with Steve because you have to babysit your sister, Steve invites himself over and manages to show you a completely different side to him.
Word Count: 2512
Warnings: none, maybe just OOC Steve
Note: First time writing for Steve but ay whatever. I hope you all enjoy! Feel free to tell me what ya think! :)
It wasn’t every night your parents would leave you to take care of your 8 month old sister, but after your father got a promotion at his job, they wanted to celebrate. You really didn’t want to ruin their celebration, so you offered to take care of little Anna for as long as they needed you to.
The only bad part was that you had to cancel your date with your boyfriend. You were dating Steve Harrington, the “King” of the school. He had told he really didn’t care about that title, and it was a bit stupid. You have been dating for at least 3 months, and your parents absolutely adored him, and you like to think his parents adore you too.
Anyway, Steve had been a bit upset when you told him you had to cancel. You were both going to watch a movie at his house since you worked at the theater and didn’t want to be there any longer than you needed to.
“Come on (y/n), we’ve been planning this for a week,” Steve said over the phone, you sighed.
“I know, I know- maybe tomorrow I can come over,” you said, feeling bad. Steve was silent for a moment.
“I’ll let it slide this time, but you have to promise me that we’ll spend the whole day together.” You furrowed your eyebrows.
“The whole day?” you asked, you can see him nodding.
“Yup! To make up for all the other times you had to cancel!” You scoffed.
“I only canceled once before this!” you claimed, he hummed.
“All day tomorrow so clear your schedule, babe,” You were silent for a moment, before a smile grew on your lips.
“I’ll get to that…I’m really sorry, Steve,” you apologized again.
“It’s alright (y/n), what are you doing anyway, I didn’t even ask,”
“I have to watch Anna, my parents are going out to celebrate or something,” you shrugged, moving on your stomach, holding your phone against your ear.
“You have to babysit?” he asked, his voice changing suddenly, like he was excited. You nodded as if he could see you.
“Yeah- I’m not canceling on you for no reason,” you laughed, Steve laughed as well. Your heart sped up because you really loved hearing his laugh.
“You know what- our date is not being canceled, tell your parents I’ll be there in 10 minutes,” Your smile fell, and you tilted your head.
“You heard me! I’ll be there in ten minutes,” You could just hear him get up, and grab his car keys. You sat up.
“Steve! My parents aren’t going to like it if my boyfriend comes over while they’re gone- they might think-”
“Come on- we’re going to babysit, that’s all! I’ll see you in ten minutes! Love you!” Your jaw dropped. Was he seriously going to come over?
“(y/n)?” his voice broke you out of your thoughts and you shook off.
“I love you too, but if my parents turn you away at the door- don’t blame me!” He laughed, and you did too, before the line went dead.
we need to talk about kim hansol because this boy is an absolute gift. he defends queer people, respects other poc, and doesn’t fat-shame people. y’all can defend your oppas and unnies when they fuck up but just know that while they’re busy filming a half-assed apology video, people like hansol exist and are out there doing their own thing while being respectful toward others
I decided to make another two-part drabble game because the last one was a lot of fun to make and write.
Pick a character, a situation, and a sentence, and I’ll make a drabble out of it.
1 - Roommates AU 2 - Stuck indoors on a rainy day 3 - The aftermath of a bad fight 4 - At a bar 5 - Home after the hospital 6 - In bed at 2am, blissfully drowsy 7 - The anniversary of something 8 - After working for six hours straight 9 - Settling in for a cozy night together 10 - After a near-death experience 11 - Soulmates AU 12 - Finally home after a hard day 13 - Someone does something stupid 14 - Stuck together for a long period of time 15 - Someone is jealous/hurt 16 - After their first date 17 - One is recovering from a wound/illness 18 - Someone’s birthday 19 - Comforting the other 20 - Both are drunk and happy 21 - Spending a holiday together 22 - Jealous 23 - Miserable/in a bad mood 24 - Right before a passionate/first kiss 25 - Being somewhere you’re not supposed to be 26 - A very cheesy date 27 - Seeing each other for the first time in a while 28 - Love confession 29 - Breaking up 30 - One person is scolding the other 31 - Lost in the middle of nowhere 32 - Date night gone wrong
1 - “You didn’t have to scare me like that.” 2 - “I just want to let you know that I love you. A lot. Never forget that.” 3 - “I can’t believe you, sometimes.” 4 - “A cup of coffee would be nice.” 5 - “You’re one of the most important things in my life.” 6 - “Do I love you? Yes. Do I like you? That’s still up for debate.” 7 - “You didn’t have to do this, you know.” 8 - “You’re lucky you’re cute, because your taste in music is awful.” 9 - “I wish I never met you.” 10 - “No, I love you too much to let you walk away like this.” 11 - “Need some help?” 12 - “If you’re so bored, I have other ideas on how to pass the time…” 13 - “Tell me what you’re thinking right now.” 14 - “Well geez, if you don’t like what I’m wearing, I can go and change.” 15 - “If you think I don’t feel anything for you, then you’re more stupid than I thought.” 16 - “There’s nothing to be scared of, okay? I’m right here.” 17 - “I like spending time with you.” 18 - “I promise I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. You’re not alone anymore.” 19 - “What? No, I never said that…” 20 - “Don’t tell me what to do.” 21 - “They’re wrong about you.” 22 - “I can make you some tea or something? Read you a story. Lie down in bed.” 23 - “Hey, at least the stars are beautiful tonight, right?” 24 - “I never want you to feel like you’re not good enough.” 25 - “You don’t have to do that. Really.” 26 - “We should go out more often. You’ve been so busy lately. It’s like we never have fun anymore.” 27 - “Sorry. You’re just…really adorable.” 28 - “If I kissed you right now, what would you do?” 29 - “You’re not nearly as smart as you think you are.” 30 - “You smell nice.” 31 - “I won’t let anyone hurt you.” 32 - “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.” 33 - “It’s too hot.” 34 - “It’s 2am. Go back to sleep.” 35 - “You wanna bet?” 36 - “It’s okay. We’ll figure it out.” 37 - “You’re stuck with me, like it or not.” 38 - “You just feel really good. Soft and warm…” 39 - “I don’t want to leave you just yet. It wouldn’t feel right.” 40 - “It’s just hard for me to forgive you after everything that’s happened.”
I don’t know what it is I’m feeling right now. I’m angry. I’m beyond infuriated with the disgusting account that leaked this. It’s unfair for this person to keep getting away with this bullshit when Harry and his family have been nothing but kind. I’m angry at the sense of entitlement that certain “fans” have– going through his trash and stalking his hotel.
I’m devastated. It’s the same sinking feeling I had when Jay passed. And it’s even more heartbreaking knowing how Harry could’ve been struggling this whole time in silence– just how we never knew Jay was really sick until she was gone.
But I am so, so beyond proud of Harry. My god. Stopping for fans even after something like this has happened? He’s an incredible, beautiful human being. He’s too good to us, to the world.
It’s a helpless feeling, wanting to do so much and being able to do nothing but send positive vibes and love to your favorite when they’re grieving. Especially when this person, their music, their kindness, has served as a comfort to you during your own times of trouble. The best we can do is band together, be there for one another, love those who are most important to us with all of our hearts.
I wish I could stop crying, because I know this doesn’t directly affect me. I can’t even imagine what Harry, Gemma, Robin’s children, and poor Anne must be feeling. But the truth is, we are affected. Just as we were affected with Jay’s passing. These people loved our boys with all of their hearts, they adapted to this crazy lifestyle and were always so kind. It’s heart wrenching to know that seeing Robin proudly wearing Harry’s hat at The Garage would be the last time we’d see him. Fuck cancer.
I love you all. Take care of yourselves. Please, for goodness sake, be nice. Be good. To one another, and to Harry. Send this family all the love in the world right now.
Rip Robin. You touched so many, and you will never be forgotten.
summary : stiles is a bit concerned for the reader’s relationship with derek, driving him to host an impromptu couple’s therapy session with results that leave him only slightly mortified and very uncomfortable.
Derek wasn’t sure when the entirety of the McCall pack coming over once a week for what they called a “a pack meeting” had become a thing, but it certainly was a prominent event that wasn’t going away anytime soon. He had learned to accept it after the first two months, and now it was routine for you and Derek to prepare the loft every Friday afternoon for an evening of loud teenagers barging into your home only semi-uninvited.
This time around, you were both sitting quietly on the couch. Your eyes were drifting shut every once in awhile, but Derek would nudge you awake when you looked as if you were going to pass out. You were curled up on separate ends of the couch when Lydia, Scott, Stiles, Liam, Malia, and Kira burst through the door. You suspected that Stiles had replicated your key. You were greeted with a chorus of hello’s that you and your boyfriend answered in mumbled, sleepy tones. Stiles sauntered into the living room first, taking a seat between you and Derek and ripping open a package of cookies as loudly as he could.
Derek opened one eye, staring sideways at Stiles. “Do you mind?”
“Sharing? No, not at all!” Stiles shoved the cookies at Derek, who gave Stiles a dirty look before glancing away and settling comfortably back into his couch. Confused as to why you weren’t sleeping under Derek’s arm as you usually were, Stiles elbowed you in the ribcage.
“Um, ouch,” you muttered, shoving Stiles away. “Stop harassing older women, that’s not how you get a girl to go out with you. Lydia won’t love you if you act like this toward her.” You pushed Stiles again, sending him into Derek’s side and letting out a laugh when Derek growled, grabbing Stiles by the back of his shirt and sending him flying off the couch.
“Both of you are quite hostile tonight,” Stiles shook his head. “And you seem really distant toward each other. Anything going on?”
“Maybe we’re just tired,” Derek replied, yawning. You nodded with him, rubbing the sleep from your eyes.
Not convinced, Stiles continued, “Yeah, but you two are always so touchy feely with each other that if you were really, genuinely tired and not being distant on purpose than Y/N would be drooling on your shoulder right now and not on your nice pillows. For old people, you’re very affectionate.” The rest of the pack filed in, taking their seats on the floor and the other two chairs.
“I don’t drool,” you protested as Derek said, “We’re not old!”
“See!” Stiles exclaimed. “You’re not even in tune with each other anymore. It’s sad. I’ve see this happen to the best of couples. It happened to Malia and I,” he pointed to his ex girlfriend with a sad look on his face before Malia scowled at him. He returned his only somewhat condescending stare back to you and Derek, looking at them almost pityingly.
“Stiles, what exactly are you implying?” Derek asked, folding his arms over his broad chest in an intimidating manner. Unbothered, Stiles said, “I’m not implying anything, I’m stating that I think you and Y/N are drifting apart from each other and need some couple’s therapy. Luckily, I am proficient in giving advice and supplying people with statistics.”
“Since when does anyone listen to your advice?” Scott said with a laugh. Stiles sent his best friend a glare.
“Anyways,” Stiles said loudly, “Studies show that majority of happy couples are having sex at least twice a week. Now,” he turned to everyone as if he was a teacher, clearly delighted to have the attention on him, “as you should know from health class, sex releases endorphins, which increases the bond between a person and their partner. So, if you guys are being distant, it might be because you’re not going at it enough.
Derek, holding back his laughter, reached over Stiles and squeezed your hand. You were practically about to burst, you were holding in your giggles so tightly. “Um, Stiles, I think it’s safe to say that the sex thing isn’t an issue.”
Adamant that he was correct, Stiles ignored him and continued talking, “I mean, you’re sitting on opposite ends of the couch. Y/N looks exhausted, and you, Derek, look dead, no offense. Clearly, you’ve been arguing. Probably screaming back and forth at each other for hours before we got here.”
You snickered, then said, “Yeah, I’d say there was definitely some screaming.” Lydia’s face went bright red at this comment as she finally realized what you were hinting at. Catching your attention, she made a gagging motion, causing you to laugh harder. Scott was the next to catch on, and he looked absolutely terrified. He poked Kira in the arm, explaining what was going on low enough so that Stiles couldn’t hear. Liam was filling Malia in on what was happening as well, but the poor boy appeared horrified at the doings of two people he considered to be second parents to him.
“Exactly!” Stiles snapped his fingers. “There lies the issue.”
“Stiles, I think the issue here is that you’re an idiot.” Derek smiled at him.
“Look, I’m just trying to help you guys,” he said defensively. “When couples stop being intimate with each other, it leads to eventual break ups, and divorce in the case of being married to the other person. I happen to think you and Y/N make a lovely couple, and it would be a shame to see your relationship end because you couldn’t face the facts.”
“Trust me on this, intimacy is not the reason we’re being so distant right now,” you informed the boy, patting his shoulder gently.
“Then what is?” He questioned impatiently.
“Well, kiddo,” Derek gripped Stiles’ other shoulder, “when I say that intimacy isn’t a problem, I mean that it really, really isn’t a problem. It’s probably the least of mine and Y/N’s worries, to be completely honest.”
Scrunching his nose, Stiles looked around at the flushed faces of his pack mates and the barely stifled smiles everyone had on their faces. “I- I don’t get it?”
Clearing your throat, you said, “Derek and I are already a pretty… intimate couple. So intimate, in fact, that the reason we’re being distant is because we’re actually kind of tired from, um, previous actions… if you catch my drift.”
Stiles at first still appeared confused, but when you and Derek began cracking up again, realization dawned in his eyes. The look of disgust on his face was enough to send you into a fit of laughter, practically falling onto the floor when the teenager jumped up from the couch, gagging and making an array of faces.
“You are disgusting,” he shuddered. “I cannot believe- how could you just… oh my god! You’re two old people having sex, I’m so grossed out right now I might cry, I’m just… Y/N, you’re like my big sister and you’re having sex and you just told me and you just had sex like an hour ago and now you’re tired from it and I’m actually going to puke now and maybe die okay goodnight!” With a last horrified glance at you and Derek, he practically sprinted out of the loft, practically in tears.
The rest of the pack filed out shortly after, tears of laughter in their eyes, and you apologized to Liam since he was the youngest and probably the most petrified- save for Stiles. After they were gone, you snuggled up next to Derek on the couch, resting your head on his shoulder. He kissed your head lightly, arm around your shoulders.
“What an enlightening couple’s therapy session, huh?” You joked, poking Derek’s side. He rolled his eyes again, as he always did when Stiles or anything to do with Stiles was mentioned. “Aw, c’mon, honey, it was pretty hilarious. I think I really learned a lot,” you laughed.
“Yeah, I learned that Stiles is dumber than I originally thought and that you have a really cute laugh,” Derek paused. “Actually, I knew that before, so I only learned one new thing today. I mean, everyone else caught on, even little Liam. And he’s, what, five?”
“Sixteen, Derek,” you patted your boyfriend’s chest.
“Same difference,” he said. “Anyways, maybe we could start being a little more intimate.” He winked at you, placing his hand on your cheek and turning your face toward him.
“Derek, we literally have sex every day, how much more intimate can we get?” You raised your eyebrows, letting out a squeal when Derek suddenly lifted you in the air, lips pressing against every area of your skin that he could reach as he said, “How does twice a day sound?”
1 - How are you? 2 - Post a picture of yourself. 3 - Do you ever wish you were someone else? 4 - What is your entire name? 5 - How old are you? 6 - Age you get mistaken for: 7 - Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: 8 - What did you do on your last birthday? 9 - What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? 10 - What is your hair color? 11 - Have you ever dyed your hair? 12 - What is your eye color? 13 - If you could change your eye color, would you? 14 - Do you wear contacts/glasses? 15 - Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it: 16 - Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? 17 - Say 8 facts about your body: 18 - Do you have any tattoos? 19 - Do you have any piercings? 20 - Left or right handed? 21 - What’s your sexual orientation? 22 - Do you drink? 23 - Do you smoke? 24 - Do you have any pets? 25 - Where do you work? 26 - Something you are working on right now: 27 - Do you have any “rules” about food? 28 - Where are you from? 29 - What would you say is your best quality? 30 - What do you think you’re really good at? 31 - What do you think you’re really bad at? 32 - What talent do you wish you’d been born with? 33 - Are you a bad person? 34 - Are you nice to everyone? 35 - Say 3 facts about your personality: 36 - Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? 37 - What is your ideal bed? Why? 38 - Do wake up cranky? 39 - Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? 40 - What do you think about the most? 41 - Share 2 habits: 42 - What you want to be when you “get older”? 43 - What are your career goals? 44 - What is your ideal career? 45 - Is your life anything like it was two years ago? 46 - Do you replay things that have happened in your head? 47 - Have you ever had an imaginary friend? 48 - Say 10 facts about your room: 49 - Do you have any phobias? 50 - Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? 51 - Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? 52 - Ever broken any bones? 53 - Ever come close to death? 54 - Things you like and dislike about yourself: 55 - A random fact about yourself: 56 - What are three things most people don’t know about you? 57 - An unknown fact about your life: 58 - Share something about yourself others might think is weird: 59 - Five weird things that you like: 60 - Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? 61 - Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? 62 - Describe yourself in one word/sentence: 63 - A quote you try to live by: 64 - A famous person you’ve been compared to: 65 - Weird things you do when you’re alone: 66 - Something you do without realising: 67 - 5 things you want to change: 68 - Someone you’d like to be for a day and why: 69 - Leave me a compliment:
70 - What is your favorite thing to do? 71 - What’s your favorite color? 72 - What’s your favorite band/singer? 73 - What’s your favorite movie? 74 - What are your favorite books? 75 - What is your favorite quote and why? 76 - What is your favorite word? 77 - What is your least favorite word? 78 - What is your favorite type of food? 79 - You favorite ice cream? 80 - What’s your favorite animal? 81 - Dogs or cats? 82 - Describe your favourite texture: 83 - What is your favorite flower? 84 - What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? 85 - What is your favorite season? 86 - What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? 87 - What are four things you can’t live without and why? 88 - Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? 89 - What’s your favorite television show? 90 - Favorite place to shop at? 91 - Say 2 facts about your favorite things:
Family, childhood and places
92 - Say 4 facts about your parents: 93 - Are you more like your mom or your dad? 94 - Do you have any siblings? 95 - Say 9 facts about your family: 96 - What’s your relationship like with your family? 97 - Say 7 facts about your childhood: 98 - The best and the worst childhood memories: 99 - Say 6 facts about your home town: 100 - Are you going out of town soon? 101 - Where would you like to live? 102 - What would your dream house be like? 103 - Where would you go on your dream vacation? 104 - Where you want to be right now? 105 - Top three places to visit:
106 - Would you ever smile at a stranger? 107 - Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? 108 - Who is someone you never tire of? 109 - Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? 110 - Who is your most loyal friend? 111 - Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? 112 - If your best friend died, what would you do? 113 - Something you’ve lied about. 114 - Have you ever felt replaced? 115 - Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s):
116 - The last person you hugged? 117 - Story of your first kiss? 118 - Do you like kissing in public? 119 - Have you ever kissed someone older than you? 120 - You have a preference for boys or girls? 121 - Is the male or female body closest to perfection? 122 - 5 things that irritate you about the same sex/opposite sex. 123 - Do you believe in love at first sight? 124 - Do you believe in soul mates? 125 - What is your idea of the perfect date? 126 - Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend: 127 - What is the first thing you noticed in someone? 128 - Are looks important in a relationship? 129 - What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? 130 - What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? 131 - Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? 132 - Five guys/girls whom you find attractive: 133 - Do you have a crush on anyone? 134 - A description of the girl/boy you like: 135 - Say 1 fact about the person your like: 136 - If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 137 - When was the last time you told someone you loved them? 138 - Do you think someone has feelings for you? 139 - Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 140 - Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? 141 - Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 142 - Anyone you’re giving up on? 143 - Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 144 - Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? 145 - Have you ever liked one of your best friends? 146 - Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? 147 - Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? 148 - Is there someone you will never forget? 149 - Say five ways to win your heart: 150 - What turns you on? 151 - What turns you off? 152 - What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 153 - What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? 154 - What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? 155 - Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you? 156 - What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? 157 - Are you in love? 158 - Are you in a relationship? 159 - If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 160 - Are relationships ever worth it? 161 - Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 162 - Can you commit to one person? 163 - Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? 164 - Do you ever want to get married? 165 - Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 166 - Future names of your children: 167 - Do you get jealous easily? 168 - The last time you felt jealous, and why? 169 - What is your definition of cheating? 170 - Have you ever been cheated on? 171 - Do you forgive betrayal? 172 - Have you ever cheated on someone? 173 - Why did your last relationship fail? 174 - Things you want to say to an ex: 175 - A description of the person you dislike the most: 176 - If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? 177 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 178 - How long was your longest relationship? 179 - You’ll love me if… 180 - Share a relationship story:
Music, movies and books
181 - How often do you listen to music? 182 - What kind of music you like? 183 - Do you like to dance? 184 - What was the first concert/show you attended? 185 - Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? 186 - Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: 187 - A song that’s been stuck in your head: 188 - Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: 189 - A book you want to read/have recently read: 190 - Describe your dream library: 191 - Last movie you just watched: 192 - Do you like watching what type of movies?
Situations and crazy things
193 - You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? 194 - What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? 195 - If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? 196 - You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? 197 - If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? 198 - If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? 199 - If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 200 - You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? 201 - If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? 202 - What is the first curse word that comes to mind? 203 - What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… 204 - Halloween costume idea? 205 - How you’d spend ten thousand bucks? 206 - Press ctrl+v and post: 207 - Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why. 208 - 5 things within touching distance: 209 - A drunken story: 210 - What are you supposed to be doing right now? 211 - Currently wanting to see anyone? 212 - Why you follow me? 213 - If you met me what would you do? 214 - YOU have to leave me a random/ridiculous question: 215 - YOU have to leave me a cute message:
Opinions and beliefs
216 - Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? 217 - Do you believe in fate/destiny? 218 - What you wish for on 11:11? 219 - Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? 220 - Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? 221 - What is your religion, if any? 222 - Would you go against your moral code for money? 223 - What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind? 224 - How important you think education is? 225 - If you were the president, what would you do? 226 - If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? 227 - Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? 228 - If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? 229 - Which movie character do you most identify with and why?
Feelings and Others
230 - Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? 231 - Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: 232 - Say 5 things you love unconditionally: 233 - What motivates you in life? 234 - Something that you’re proud of: 235 - Five words/phrases that make you laugh: 236 - Share the story of something that makes you smile: 237 - Something you always think “what if…” about: 238 - What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? 239 - Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life: 240 - Something/someone that you miss: 241 - Are you over your past? 242 - What is your saddest memory? 243 - One of the hardest moments in your life: 244 - Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? 245 - What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? 246 - What was your most embarrassing moment? 247 - Share one of your fears/insecurities: 248 - Something you’re currently worrying about: 249 - Have you done something you regret very much? 250 - If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? 251 - Does anyone hate you? 252 - Do you hate anyone? 253 - Lyrics that apply to your current situation/mood. 254 - Are you good at hiding your feelings? 255 - What’s something you hide about your personality? 256 - How do you approach social situations? 257 - Are you a social or an antisocial person? 258 - Are you an introvert or an extrovert? 259 - Do you care if people talk badly about you? 260 - How do you deal with criticism? 261 - How you hope your future will be like? 262 - What’s something that scares you about the future? 263 - Five items you lust after: 264 - One thing you’re excited for: 265 - Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had: 266 - Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? 267 - Who is your celebrity crush? 268 - Make a confession:
This is for @rowanismybae who is super sick and I can’t take care of her from so far away so this is the best I can do. Hope you feel better soon Milly!
Rowaelin - super fluff
Of course. The day of the ball - the huge party for Lysandra’s birthday that Aelin has been planning for months - of course she had to wake up sick. Rowan had told her. He had tried warning her that the stress of the planning and the countless hours of making invitations would lead to her body breaking down. Aelin had just been hoping it would happen after the celebration.
She knew it the moment she woke up, before she had even opened her eyes. Her throat stuck when she tried to swallow, and her chest tightened every time she took a breath. Queen Aelin is sick, but there is no way she is letting her King know. Today is not the day for ‘I told you so’s.
So, Aelin cracks open her tired and most likely bloodshot eyes, squinting against the harsh light coming in from the window. She stifles a groan as she sits up, her limbs feeling heavy. Standing on wobbly legs, Aelin attempts to walk towards the closet. Perhaps if she can get dressed and out of their chambers before Rowan wake up, he won’t find out about her dreadful state. Through sheer willpower and stubbornness, Aelin is sure she can make it through the day.
Sniffling the whole way, Aelin makes it to her closet, picking an outfit that will not cinch her already tight chest, or hinder her stumbling legs. Looking down at herself, Aelin sighs. It’s not the most queenly thing she could be wearing, but it’ll do until she needs to get ready for the party.
Looking back on your past, your life has never been anything out of the ordinary. Although your parents had left you on one mysterious night, leaving you little to no explanations, you live out the rest of your years residing in a new town under the custody of your aunt. That is, until you return to your hometown to investigate the whereabouts of your parents during your senior year in high school. It was that fateful decision that led you to find a boy collapsed on your front porch one night, wounds gaping and life fading when your entire life is spun out of control. Somehow being dragged into a life of crimes in the underground business of his, you discover the twisted secrets hidden behind the world you thought you had known all along.
now listen since y'all sleep on taeil so much that you probably don’t know this but he has really pretty lips and really nice hands so ,, naturally ,, you want them on your waist asap. (the lips or the hands you can decide)(i’m literally five why did i say that) anYwayS kissing taeil is going to be soft at first bc yeah he’s awkward but he also takes his time doing things that need to be done. so slow touches here and there, his hands tracing your curves as he presses kisses up your jawline. he stops right in front of your lips to just stare and you. probably tucks a flyaway lock of hair behind your ear and tells you you’re the most beautiful person in the world. when he fINALLY kisses you, i imagine taeil is very slow and sensual with his kisses. doesn’t use tongue much unless he’s rlly in the mood bc he just likes the intimancy of your lips touching. his hands never stop traveling to places they shouldn’t be tho ngl.
‘ let’s just say some brutal murders happened in there which would lends itself into being haunted. ’ ‘ give that baby a ball. ’ ‘ why is it only people who get murdered? why doesn’t someone who choked on a peanut get a ghost? ’ ‘ you know, people don’t like their stepmothers. ’ ‘ so you think like 90% of people who have stepmothers are like ‘aw, my stepmother… i’d love to bury an axe in her face.’ ’ ‘ that is fucking awful. ’ ‘ that’s strange because, if your pa is laying there, his head turned into blood oatmeal, and you hear ma come in, you’re probably not just like, ‘oh, i wonder what she’s up to today.’ you’re probably like, ‘hey ma, you should probably come here.’ not just, ‘oh i wonder if she’s gonna go take a little nap.’ ’ ‘ i’ve got a life-changing thing to tell you here. ’ ‘ we should probably give her a little holler. ’ ‘ i mean, maybe she’s just thinking back on the good old mutton days. ’ ‘ it reminds me of downton abbey a little bit. it’s very proper. ’ ‘ i feel like a little fancy little lord in this room. ’ ‘ i’m not doing this because i want to steal. ’ ‘ i’m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. i want them to be upset with me. ’ ‘ i stole from you, you hear me?! ’ ‘ cool….. that’s pretty… cool. ’ ‘ if people were already like, ‘we think you murdered them’ i’d be like, ‘fine, i guess i’ll spend their money.’ ’ ‘ i’d like to see you put on a dress from that time period– that came out weird, i could’ve worded that better. ’ ‘ we’re sleeping here. we can’t even run away! ’ ‘ she’s gonna kill us tonight. ’ ‘ come on, buddy. times-a-tickin’. show up. murder us. be the first ghost to murder someone in history. we’ll get it on film. you’ll be famous. ’ ‘ just say something. you don’t have to get violent. ’ ‘ those are four pieces of circumstantial evidence that make him just as much of a suspect, in my mind. ’ ‘ both of them seem dubious as hell, that’s all i’m saying. ’ ‘ but you know me… i’m a fan of conspiracy theories. ’ ‘ i was gonna say this doesn’t seem that crazy to me. ’ ‘ wait, are we agreeing right now? ’ ‘ i’m not saying ghosts are real, i’m just saying. ’ ‘ can you imagine if you got sleep paralysis in this room? ’ ‘ why would you fucking say that right before we’re about to sleep? ’ ‘ dude, why would you say that? you know one of my greatest fears is a face staring at me through the window. ’ ‘ even if we get possessed tonight, we can have a nice brewski after. ’ ‘ well, i’m just trying to distract myself now. ’ ‘ the late 1800′s was peak ghost time. 90% of ghosts are from that era. ’ ‘ you never really hear about a ghost from 2010 or so that’s wearing like a flannel and ripped jeans or some shit like that. ’ ‘ they’re followed by doom. ’ ‘ they’re really just getting boned by fate now. ’ ‘ do you think because you believe in all of this stuff that you have a higher chance of being a ghost? ’ ‘ i’d be a pleasant ghost. i’d like pour people tea and stuff like that or i’d do chores around the house and i’d tip my hat and i’d tap dance out of the room. ’ ‘ right, doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t you like to be haunted by me? ’ ‘ this is the sorrowful room. do you feel sorrowful in here? ’ ‘ i’m fine with not talking too much to he because she scares me. ’ ‘ i feel a little bit like i’m being watched, but i don’t mind it. ’ ‘ oh fuck, dude. i feel really weird all the sudden. ’ ‘ i don’t feel particularly strange, it’s just not a great chair. ’ ‘ now that’s just rude. ’ ‘ it’s kinda just a dick thing to do. ’ ‘ how do you arrest a ghost? you can’t. ’ ‘ you better watch out or the ghost of yankee jim will give you some taffy. some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night. ’ ‘ he’s not a ghost. that’s not a spooky enough name. ’ ‘ if i were him, i’d haunt this place. ’ ‘ let’s do it before i change my mind. let’s just do it. ’ ‘ watch your language! ’ ‘ well, you’re not a man of your word. ’ ‘ it’s a nice sunset. enjoy it, it’s the last one you’re ever gonna see. ’ ‘ you don’t think ‘the grey ghost’ is a pretty cool nickname? ’ ‘ right, yeah, it’s a haunted ziplock bag. ’ ‘ before that toothpaste hit the floor, i didn’t believe in ghosts. i thought this was all b.s. ’ ‘ i swore i’d never return, but here i sit, like a freakin’ idiot. ’ ‘ who stores laundry detergent in a gin bottle, though? ’ ‘ by the way, i have a bottle of whiskey in my room if you wanna go drink it. ’ ‘ that just fucking cut through that thing like a hot butter patty. ’ ‘ ‘ugh’? that’s all you gotta say about that? ’ ‘ boats are tough, ya’know? it’s not an easy life, the boat life.. ’ ‘ are you scared right now? ’ ‘ you’re not fucking scared right now? ’ ‘ could it have been my imagination? of course. could it have been a spirit? well, maybe. ’ ‘ i just think it’s embarrassing for them to drown in a pool… on a boat. ’ ‘ it looks like it’d be pretty easy to get crushed to death here. ’ ‘ a little seamen lubrication, huh? c’mon, that was funny. ’ ‘ do i feel strange right here? yep, i don’t like it. ’ ‘ okay, now i’m starting to get scared again. ’ ‘ you’re really gonna hate this. ’ ‘ i have a feeling i’m really gonna hate this. ’ ‘ you’re gonna lose your mind. ’ ‘ they laughed and told me i was an idiot to my face. ’ ‘ i don’t think we’ve ever attempted something more idiotic than this. ’ ‘ did you just fart? you piece of shit. ’ ‘ oh crap, i’m starting to psych myself out again. ’ ‘ i don’t know what you did. i’m angry again. ’ ‘ what the fuck? it’s morning. ’ ‘ she’s a beaut. you’re a beautiful lady. i love your bones. ’ ‘ alright, approach it with an open mind. let’s get started. ’ ‘ so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions who were meeting down by the train tracks? ’ ’ 28% of people believe in the existence of a new world order. ’ ‘ 28% of people probably believe that the sun moves around the earth. ’ ‘ well, i don’t have any scientific polls for that, so… ’ ‘ i’m just sayin’ people are dumb! ’ ‘ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ’ ‘ oh, i can’t wait for that parade of other ‘experts’ you’ve got lined up. ’ ‘ 4% believe that lizard people control our societies. ’ ‘ xeroxing is not how cloning works! ’ ‘ what are you, a clone expert now? ’ ‘ i don’t believe you. i’ll fucken look it up right now. ’ ‘ he looks like he just pooped his pants. ’ ‘ the name of their child, blue ivy, has been interpreted to stand for ‘born living under evil illuminati’s very youngest.’ ’ ‘ so this has just moved to… like, frat-level hazing? ’ ‘ i am not in the illuminati, she is not in the illuminati… you may be. ’ ‘ by the way, if the illuminati is a real thing, the fact that they have a public relations director… fucking amazing, right? ’ ‘ i’m not saying that there’s lizard people– ah, fuck, i guess that is what i’m saying. ’ ‘ what the hell are you talking about? you’re making this all up. ’ ‘ what the fuck are we doing here? ’ ‘ get our little detectives hat out. ’ ‘ is this all in our mind? ’ ‘ this could be the most elaborate delusion of all. ’ ‘ these are true crime serial killer trading cards. ’
Phil’s always felt weirdly privileged to share Dan’s bed
whenever he sleeps over.
It’s not like it’s anything he’s a stranger to – quite the opposite really, but out of everyone,
Phil’s the only one Dan will actually let in
his bed on account of the fact he can actually have a decent night’s sleep without
Phil taking all the duvet or accidentally rolling over and pushing him off the
bed. That’s Kyle’s trick – explaining
why he’s down there whilst his marginally less irritating best friend is up
here under his duvet, sharing his mattress. It’s nice sleeping with the knowledge
he won’t wake up either freezing cold or on the floor.
Phil’s used to them being the last ones awake – having been
friends with a bunch of total fucking lightweights for the best part of three
years, it’s become the norm for the rest of them to be down there, asleep.
They’re wrapped up in empty sleeping bags and spare duvets whilst the only two
who can actually handle their drink are lying side-by-side, a cut above the sea
of empty bottles and shot glasses littering Dan’s floor. They’d passed out about
half an hour ago, leaving the two slightly tipsy teenagers still giggling over
what had been a contribution to the night’s entertainment along with the heated
games of ‘never have I ever’ and one too many Malibu shots.
“Does this not feel weird to you?” Dan’s eyebrow quirks in
Phil’s direction as he holds the two small wooden cubes in his hand. “I feel-…
it feels- I don’t know- gross,
kind-of,” he huffs out a chuckle.
“Why would-…” he squints in the darkness, “-… lick-… elbow-… feel weird to me?” he replies, a threat of sarcasm in his
You turned around in your sleep, the old motel bed squeaking beneath you as you slowly started to wake up.
Something didn’t feel right. You couldn’t place it yet but kept your eyes closed and fumbled for the knife that was placed under your pillow. You grab it, quickly sitting up and holding it out in front of you.
“Oh shit…” You mumble and try to jump off the other side of the bed. You certainly weren’t up for a knife fight with Lucifer.
Natsu blinked up at Lucy, both having spoken over the other. Natsu had started when he felt the bed dip behind him, and now he was faced with the sight of Lucy bathed in moonlight from the open inn’s window, one knee on the bed. In his shirt.
He swallows thickly around his suddenly dry mouth and fat tongue, mind processing Lucy in his shirt. Her chest stretched it out when the fabric sat tight across it, but it swam around the rest of her body and hung loose of her shoulders in ways that tempted Natsu’s eyes to move in ways that went from ‘friend’ to ‘creep any normal girl would rather sleep on the floor than be within five feet of’. He finally drew his attention away from things he was not supposed to be focused on, watching her blush and fidget above him in embarrassed agitation.
“W-well, if someone hadn’t of burned my bag I’d have more clothes to wear to bed, wouldn’t I?” Lucy spat. Her cheeks puffed out in the way they did when she was anger with him, but not angry enough to throw a book.
“Well if someone hadn’t thought it would be a good idea to play with baby farres then I wouldn’t have needed to use my magic at all!” he defended, smiling widely when he watched her pout further. She knew he was winning, and Natsu could imagine her stamping her foot in irritation. He’d seen her do it once too. She was adorable when she was angry with him.
“Just shut up and quit hogging the bed.” Lucy grumbled. Natsu smirked as he scooted over, lifting the thin blanket for her to slide under.
“Not my fault they were so fluffy.” Lucy mumbled under her breath. Oh, she was so silly, forgetting about Natsu’s sensitive hearing.
“And was the mommy farre fluffy?” he asked, innocently. He snickered when she stiffened, back turned to him.
“Shut up,” Lucy repeated sourly. She yanked the blanket tighter around her, Natsu rolling his eyes. As if he needed a blanket to keep warm. long minutes of silence passed then, Natsu narrowing his eyes when he watched a soft shiver trail through Lucy’s body, curled in the blanket as she was. Realization dawned on him that it was the cold that had spurred Lucy’s blanket stealing, rather than pettiness. Okay, maybe 75% cold, 25% petty. But still, too high of discomfort for Natsu to allow when he had an easy solution.
Natsu wrapped his arm around Lucy’s middle, pulling her body flush to his. He ignored her soft yelp as he focused his magic to his skin, warming her and the air around them. Natsu smiled when she relaxed against him, even pressing back into his hold as her body chased the heat that he offered.And to think, Lucy had nearly chocked when Natsu had accepted the single bed room from the innkeeper!
“Better?” he asked, voice lower than he meant to be. He cleared his throat awkwardly, focusing on the honey and lavender scent that surrounded him, his nose pressing into Lucy’s hair as he took a deep inhale. Lucy shivered in his arms again, and Natsu furrowed his brow. She should be nice and toasty in his embrace, so why was the cold still bothering her?
“Yeah,” Lucy rasps, and Natsu has to repress his own shiver at what he voice does to him. Now was not the time for unwanted advances, and Natsu would rather be well rested without a fucked up neck from sleeping on wooden floorboards for their mission tomorrow. “Thank you, Natsu.”
Natsu swallowed thickly again, grunting in acknowledgment, not trusting his voice to be the right pitch. He squeezed her hand when he felt her fingers tangle with him. Natsu ducked his head further into her crook of her neck, grinning against her silky hair when he heard her gentle snores and felt her breathing even out, back expanding steadily into his chest. Natsu too found his way to sleep, curled tight against Lucy and sharing his fire with her. He knew the one bed would come in handy.
He comes home to see you sleeping in his t-shirt on (GOT7)
JB: -he wouldn’t know what to do at first. He would think it’s really cute and want to tell you but he didn’t want to wake you up- “this is hard”
Mark: -he would think it’s really cute. You curled up in his shirt warmed his heart a lot- “this is great to come home to”
Jackson: -he would smile but cover you up and make sure you were completely comfortable- “you’re so cute you know”
Jinyoung: -he would think it’s cute and wouldn’t know exactly how to handle it at first because it was the first time it happened- “she looks really nice in my clothing”
Youngjae: -he would really like it and would be annoyed that you were sleeping at the moment- “why couldn’t you be awake right now”
BamBam: -he would find it so cute that he would want to brag about it but he decided to keep it to himself and when you woke up in the morning he teased you about it- “why are you sleeping in my clothing now? Hm?”
Yugyeom: -he would come over to see you and as soon as he did he saw you were sleeping in a shirt he had left the other night- “I guess that’s where that went, it’s cute”
So looks like I will be without internet for a few days so I would love to have a few things to work on. Send me a number and a pairing/character and I will write a short thing (or longish thing if I get carried away or if you have your own prompt feel free).
“If you’re not nice I won’t let you in my blanket fort”
“I love you and your pretty voice but I just want to sleep
“This has got to be the stupidest plan you’ve ever come up
with. Of course I’m in!”
“I have a date with destiny.”
“If you don’t stop talking I’m going to have to kiss you.”
“Okay so I lied.
People lie all the time. My
parents lied to me about Santa Clause.”
“I have twenty pages left in my book and if you don’t shut
up I will do one of the follow: scream, cry, or throw my book at you.”
“You would make a terrible spy.”
“You know I’m starting to see why people say we’re an old
“Do you know that was the first time you ever told me you
“I may have accidentally said something and now my whole
family kind of thinks we’re dating.
“I don’t see why you’re worried, my family likes you more
than me. I’m not kidding, they told me
“It’s three am, why are you singing pop songs into a
“You are my teddy bear, so deal with it.”
“Is there any part of you that isn’t bruised?”
“Okay so who do I have to murder?”
“Who is crazier the crazy person or the one who loves them?”